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  1. APR 11 - 12:50AM
  2. Creedictator: rip
  3.  
  4. APR 11 - 12:59AM
  5. ro_syyy: omfg my dad made a kong acc...
  6.  
  7. PyroOfFlames: what an absolute lad
  8.  
  9. TheFlyinGiraffe: A m a d l a d even
  10.  
  11. APR 11 - 1:01AM
  12. Creedictator: rofl
  13.  
  14. Creedictator: mad dad
  15.  
  16. TheFlyinGiraffe: lol!
  17.  
  18. TheFlyinGiraffe: That's true...
  19.  
  20. TheFlyinGiraffe: Hi rosy's dad!
  21.  
  22. APR 11 - 1:02AM
  23. PyroOfFlames: rosy calls me daddy too
  24.  
  25. ro_syyy: hes not in aimless
  26.  
  27. APR 11 - 1:03AM
  28. Creedictator: what do you mean, pyro?
  29.  
  30. Creedictator: she has 2 dads?
  31.  
  32. PyroOfFlames: yeh
  33.  
  34. Creedictator: wtf how
  35.  
  36. Creedictator: can you explain it further
  37.  
  38. PyroOfFlames: i mean she calls her dad dad
  39.  
  40. PyroOfFlames: but she
  41.  
  42. PyroOfFlames: calls
  43.  
  44. PyroOfFlames: specifically me
  45.  
  46. PyroOfFlames: daddy
  47.  
  48. PyroOfFlames: like is aw her
  49.  
  50. APR 11 - 1:04AM
  51. PyroOfFlames: i saw her mother right
  52.  
  53. PyroOfFlames: mama was so ******* ugly that her dad had to get a husband
  54.  
  55. PyroOfFlames: thats the story!!!
  56.  
  57. APR 11 - 1:06AM
  58. coolofcooldudey: press 1 if you wanna turn me into a girl
  59.  
  60. APR 11 - 1:07AM
  61. Creedictator: oh!!
  62.  
  63. Creedictator: that's a great story, pyro
  64.  
  65. Creedictator: can you please say it again when her dad is here?
  66.  
  67. Creedictator: so we can hear both sides of the story?
  68.  
  69. APR 11 - 1:16AM
  70. ro_syyy: ...no
  71.  
  72. ro_syyy: im not lettinghim in aimless
  73.  
  74. APR 11 - 1:18AM
  75. Creedictator: comeon!
  76.  
  77. Creedictator: it'll be h i l a r i o u s
  78.  
  79. Creedictator: at least tell us his account
  80.  
  81. APR 11 - 1:21AM
  82. ro_syyy: noooo
  83.  
  84. ro_syyy: Idk wat ur gnna say to him lmao
  85.  
  86. APR 11 - 1:24AM
  87. ro_syyy: and no way im gnna say acc, bc its our address...thinks tht no one knows we live in nz...
  88.  
  89. Creedictator: nice!!
  90.  
  91. Creedictator: your dad is clearly very good with this internet thing
  92.  
  93. Creedictator: i'm gonna pretend to be a girl and try to get his pics
  94.  
  95. APR 11 - 1:25AM
  96. Creedictator: that's not too bad..
  97.  
  98. APR 11 - 1:26AM
  99. 1aMUDAa1: lol
  100.  
  101. 1aMUDAa1: catfish family edition
  102.  
  103. APR 11 - 1:31AM
  104. ro_syyy: brooo no loll
  105.  
  106. APR 11 - 1:32AM
  107. Creedictator: you guys are so anti lulz
  108.  
  109. ro_syyy: no cos my dad might ban me from going on kong :/
  110.  
  111. APR 11 - 1:33AM
  112. tealbleeder: an I a bad person if I told a born again christian girl that god spoke to me and he told me she should take me in her butt?
  113.  
  114. Creedictator: if anything, it'll make him like kong more
  115.  
  116. ro_syyy: no it wouldnt, he doesnt know ur guys ages
  117.  
  118. Creedictator: okay, teal, did god really speak to you?
  119.  
  120. APR 11 - 1:34AM
  121. tealbleeder: I mean something made me tell her that
  122.  
  123. tealbleeder: I don't actually believe in fairy tales though
  124.  
  125. Creedictator: well it has to be god, then!
  126.  
  127. Creedictator: perhaps you are born again as well
  128.  
  129. tealbleeder: so then it's ok and she should take me in her butt, right?
  130.  
  131. APR 11 - 1:35AM
  132. 1aMUDAa1: she should take you in her butt regardless
  133.  
  134. 1aMUDAa1: it would be rude not to
  135.  
  136. APR 11 - 1:36AM
  137. tealbleeder: good point
  138.  
  139. 1aMUDAa1: you fought for your country you deserve some booty
  140.  
  141. tealbleeder: when I do it, if she protests, should I tell her to shut up because I'm doing god's work?
  142.  
  143. APR 11 - 1:38AM
  144. Killgorn50: And thats when I said, Bitch got no tits
  145.  
  146. APR 11 - 1:39AM
  147. tealbleeder: killgorn, I've seen your pic. Most women have smaller tits than you
  148.  
  149. APR 11 - 1:41AM
  150. 1aMUDAa1: tonight he's hunting teal bleeder
  151.  
  152. APR 11 - 1:43AM
  153. Creedictator: can i see a pic of killgorn!?
  154.  
  155. Creedictator: omg did you know dancingwolf broke up with killgorn?
  156.  
  157. Creedictator: it's so sad
  158.  
  159. APR 11 - 1:44AM
  160. tealbleeder: I've seen his pic, but I don't have it. One of the girls showed me once. We were laughing together.
  161.  
  162. tealbleeder: He looks like fat, Autistic, Elmer Fudd
  163.  
  164. APR 11 - 1:45AM
  165. 1aMUDAa1: dwolf broke up with like 4 guys lol
  166.  
  167. 1aMUDAa1: just from aimless
  168.  
  169. APR 11 - 1:46AM
  170. Creedictator: wow what a hoe
  171.  
  172. Killgorn50: Lol
  173.  
  174. Creedictator: she never broke up with me!!
  175.  
  176. 1aMUDAa1: creeds a keeper
  177.  
  178. APR 11 - 1:47AM
  179. Killgorn50: Tell teal I have him muted, and then pm me his reaction. He usually gets super pissed.
  180.  
  181. Creedictator: hahaha teal
  182.  
  183. Creedictator: r u super pissed?
  184.  
  185. 1aMUDAa1: did you get all that boss?
  186.  
  187. APR 11 - 1:48AM
  188. 1aMUDAa1: Mr. Gorn says, Good evening shit stain. This is a memo to inform you of your block, sincerely kiss my ass - GornChub
  189.  
  190. APR 11 - 1:49AM
  191. tealbleeder: sorry. I went to pee. Rosy is my witness
  192.  
  193. 1aMUDAa1: he's super pissed kill
  194.  
  195. 1aMUDAa1: he just tinkled
  196.  
  197. tealbleeder: lol
  198.  
  199. APR 11 - 1:50AM
  200. tealbleeder: I can't control how pissed I am
  201.  
  202. tealbleeder: I'm so pissed I literally pissed
  203.  
  204. 1aMUDAa1: take it easy man
  205.  
  206. 1aMUDAa1: im sure killgorn can forgive you
  207.  
  208. tealbleeder: Someone ask Kill if he ever caught the "Wascawy Wabbit"
  209.  
  210. APR 11 - 1:51AM
  211. tealbleeder: Actually he sees it because he doesn't have me muted. No one said my name, yet he knew I was chatting. #AutismFail
  212.  
  213. APR 11 - 1:52AM
  214. iamcubs: tealbleeder: Someone ask Kill if he ever caught the "Wascawy Wabbit"
  215.  
  216. iamcubs: lol xD
  217.  
  218. Killgorn50: LOL
  219.  
  220. tealbleeder: ^
  221.  
  222. 1aMUDAa1: ^
  223.  
  224. tealbleeder: ^
  225.  
  226. APR 11 - 1:53AM
  227. 1aMUDAa1: ^^
  228.  
  229. 1aMUDAa1: flying penis formation assembled
  230.  
  231. Killgorn50: Teal gets really but hurt If I don't have him muted
  232.  
  233. Killgorn50: But he is always but hurt anyway
  234.  
  235. tealbleeder: Well going to workout. Be back later
  236.  
  237. Killgorn50: so f*c* him
  238.  
  239. 1aMUDAa1: his butt hurts because he's always getting sexed by the man
  240.  
  241. APR 11 - 1:54AM
  242. 1aMUDAa1: the things he does for you people
  243.  
  244. 1aMUDAa1: he's like a modern day jesus
  245.  
  246. APR 11 - 1:55AM
  247. jobiwobigames: im like a modern day jesus
  248.  
  249. APR 11 - 1:56AM
  250. jobiwobigames: hehehe
  251.  
  252. ro_syyy: so teak, u finished ur piss?
  253.  
  254. 1aMUDAa1: teak
  255.  
  256. Killgorn50: Lol
  257.  
  258. APR 11 - 1:57AM
  259. ro_syyy: teal*
  260.  
  261. ro_syyy: lol
  262.  
  263. Killgorn50: ro_syyy are you who I think you are?
  264.  
  265. 1aMUDAa1: i like teak better
  266.  
  267. ro_syyy: idk
  268.  
  269. Killgorn50: Crystal cause why not
  270.  
  271. 1aMUDAa1: no
  272.  
  273. 1aMUDAa1: diff rosie
  274.  
  275. Killgorn50: Ah
  276.  
  277. 1aMUDAa1: this is rosy
  278.  
  279. Killgorn50: Okay
  280.  
  281. APR 11 - 1:58AM
  282. ro_syyy: ..ok...
  283.  
  284. ro_syyy: teak better have finished his leak
  285.  
  286. APR 11 - 1:59AM
  287. jobiwobigames: which one of yall is my dad. because if your my mommy im your daddy.
  288.  
  289. Killgorn50: Stfu man
  290.  
  291. Killgorn50: You make no sense
  292.  
  293. iamcubs: dont be mean
  294.  
  295. APR 11 - 2:00AM
  296. Killgorn50: isa
  297.  
  298. Killgorn50: is all
  299.  
  300. 1aMUDAa1: lmao
  301.  
  302. 1aMUDAa1: teak's leak
  303.  
  304. Killgorn50: wow my keyboard is breaking
  305.  
  306. Creedictator: have u guys ever had sex with a lesbian?
  307.  
  308. 1aMUDAa1: yes
  309.  
  310. 1aMUDAa1: 2 different ones
  311.  
  312. APR 11 - 2:01AM
  313. jobiwobigames: iamcubs is the man. but seriously im just trying to weird some people out on the internet lol, so don't mind me lol.
  314.  
  315. 1aMUDAa1: okay jobi wobi
  316.  
  317. 1aMUDAa1: please dont molest me
  318.  
  319. APR 11 - 2:02AM
  320. jobiwobigames: iamcubs if you are a women i am sorry, also im coming for you 1aMUDAa1
  321.  
  322. 1aMUDAa1: you can molest creed
  323.  
  324. 1aMUDAa1: she's p cute too
  325.  
  326. APR 11 - 2:03AM
  327. Creedictator: yes im very cute
  328.  
  329. jobiwobigames: If creed is up for a challenge then i shall, if not ill be there tonight
  330.  
  331. Creedictator: what sort of challenge
  332.  
  333. Creedictator: is it sexual?
  334.  
  335. jobiwobigames: depends
  336.  
  337. Creedictator: weirdo
  338.  
  339. iamcubs: i am a girl yes
  340.  
  341. APR 11 - 2:04AM
  342. iamcubs: my name is cubs
  343.  
  344. iamcubs: and im obsessed with cats
  345.  
  346. 1aMUDAa1: cubs got jugs
  347.  
  348. Creedictator: im obsessed with ***** lol
  349.  
  350. Creedictator: cats as well*
  351.  
  352. jobiwobigames: so how old are yall, and also cubs is a fantastic name lol.
  353.  
  354. Creedictator: wanna b friends?
  355.  
  356. jobiwobigames: i have to put yalls age in a data base, and depends creed
  357.  
  358. APR 11 - 2:05AM
  359. 1aMUDAa1: you can mark me down as
  360.  
  361. 1aMUDAa1: 12
  362.  
  363. jobiwobigames: ok ill put 40
  364.  
  365. ro_syyy: the chats kinda got a weird atmosphere to it...
  366.  
  367. jobiwobigames: yes it does rosy yes it does
  368.  
  369. 1aMUDAa1: yeah someones getting kidnapped by jobi tonight
  370.  
  371. APR 11 - 2:06AM
  372. ro_syyy: oh
  373.  
  374. ro_syyy: who
  375.  
  376. jobiwobigames: you
  377.  
  378. TntSpys: can we get aimless voice chat
  379.  
  380. 1aMUDAa1: yes
  381.  
  382. 1aMUDAa1: sponsored by t mobile
  383.  
  384. TntSpys: lol
  385.  
  386. jobiwobigames: lol
  387.  
  388. ro_syyy: me?
  389.  
  390. TntSpys: i just sorted out all my cables, aiming is so much nicer now
  391.  
  392. jobiwobigames: possibly
  393.  
  394. APR 11 - 2:07AM
  395. ro_syyy: cool
  396.  
  397. TntSpys: i dont get a bunch of cord drag
  398.  
  399. APR 11 - 2:08AM
  400. TntSpys: so my tracking is much smoother and my flicks arent way off
  401.  
  402. 1aMUDAa1: very proud
  403.  
  404. jobiwobigames: answer this question. If a dog ****** *** **** then your face but your face was his butt, then what really happened
  405.  
  406. TntSpys: bruh
  407.  
  408. 1aMUDAa1: jobi you should eat a snickers
  409.  
  410. APR 11 - 2:09AM
  411. 1aMUDAa1: you're not you when you're hungry
  412.  
  413. TntSpys: lol
  414.  
  415. APR 11 - 2:10AM
  416. jobiwobigames: if a dog * * * * * * * * * * * * * then your face but your face was his butt, then what really happened. answer the question for my database.
  417.  
  418. TntSpys: im gonna go get a snack
  419.  
  420. jobiwobigames: wow this website is smart with the bleeping out stuff
  421.  
  422. ro_syyy: i rlly hope my dad doesnt find out u can friend ppl on kong so tht u can c wen they r active...and to also get into aimless...
  423.  
  424. APR 11 - 2:11AM
  425. TntSpys: how old are you btw ro_syyy
  426.  
  427. ro_syyy: ...why
  428.  
  429. jobiwobigames: yeah how old are you
  430.  
  431. TntSpys: so i can try and help you out with your problem
  432.  
  433. ro_syyy: 16
  434.  
  435. ro_syyy: ish
  436.  
  437. TntSpys: shouldnt your dad stop invading your privacy by now?
  438.  
  439. ro_syyy: nope
  440.  
  441. TntSpys: just log out of your account whenever you go off
  442.  
  443. jobiwobigames: that sucks
  444.  
  445. TntSpys: or tell your dad to stop
  446.  
  447. APR 11 - 2:12AM
  448. ro_syyy: yeahh but im on rn..and he is too
  449.  
  450. jobiwobigames: that would make her dad suspicious tho
  451.  
  452. TntSpys: he is on kong?!
  453.  
  454. TntSpys: can you change kongregate usernames?
  455.  
  456. ro_syyy: which is why i made this alt acc, cos my bro was friends with my other acc
  457.  
  458. TntSpys: ahh ok
  459.  
  460. TntSpys: yeah just use alts
  461.  
  462. jobiwobigames: how old are you spy
  463.  
  464. APR 11 - 2:13AM
  465. TntSpys: 13
  466.  
  467. jobiwobigames: im 13 too
  468.  
  469. TntSpys: cool
  470.  
  471. jobiwobigames: or am i 25
  472.  
  473. jobiwobigames: or 50
  474.  
  475. ro_syyy: lmao
  476.  
  477. TntSpys: i dont know
  478.  
  479. APR 11 - 2:14AM
  480. TntSpys: dont really care
  481.  
  482. jobiwobigames: or that 30 year old in your basement
  483.  
  484. TntSpys: i have no basement
  485.  
  486. TntSpys: definitely
  487.  
  488. TntSpys: no need to go and find one down in my house
  489.  
  490. TntSpys: the screaming is just your imagine
  491.  
  492. TntSpys: imagination*
  493.  
  494. jobiwobigames: maybe he said attic i orgot
  495.  
  496. jobiwobigames: no but in all seriousness im 13
  497.  
  498. APR 11 - 2:15AM
  499. TntSpys: in all seriousness ive been 13 for 3 years now
  500.  
  501. Killgorn50: I left for a hot second, what all went down
  502.  
  503. TntSpys: nothing
  504.  
  505. Killgorn50: Nice
  506.  
  507. APR 11 - 2:16AM
  508. jobiwobigames: well im a great part in this chat now so that was something im just the guy showing up at your door tonight
  509.  
  510. TntSpys: ok
  511.  
  512. TntSpys: so you want the coronavirus?
  513.  
  514. jobiwobigames: yeah why not
  515.  
  516. 1aMUDAa1: with extra pickles plz
  517.  
  518. APR 11 - 2:17AM
  519. TntSpys: i have had coronavirus for a while now
  520.  
  521. TntSpys: i got sick with another bug at the same time
  522.  
  523. jobiwobigames: yeah i got to go, but i will be back one day, i hope to see yall then hopefully.
  524.  
  525. TntSpys: so its taken longer to recover
  526.  
  527. APR 11 - 2:20AM
  528. TntSpys: cya
  529.  
  530. ro_syyy: Im eating almonds, and idk why, cos i hate em :/
  531.  
  532. TntSpys: i like them
  533.  
  534. TntSpys: why do you hate them
  535.  
  536. APR 11 - 2:21AM
  537. ro_syyy: idk
  538.  
  539. ro_syyy: i dont like nuts
  540.  
  541. TntSpys: they are nice
  542.  
  543. TntSpys: do you not like the tatse?
  544.  
  545. TntSpys: taste*
  546.  
  547. ro_syyy: nah i jus ont like it
  548.  
  549. ro_syyy: The tsate is alg ig
  550.  
  551. TntSpys: ah ok
  552.  
  553. APR 11 - 2:24AM
  554. 1aMUDAa1: almonds are a choking hazard
  555.  
  556. ro_syyy: yes hey r!
  557.  
  558. ro_syyy: they*
  559.  
  560. APR 11 - 2:25AM
  561. ro_syyy: i almost chocked on one like 2 mins ago
  562.  
  563. ro_syyy: choked*
  564.  
  565. TntSpys: then dont have them
  566.  
  567. TntSpys: it doesnt happen to me tho
  568.  
  569. ro_syyy: but i want to lmao
  570.  
  571. ro_syyy: cos like wen u swallow it, its sill huge clunky bits
  572.  
  573. HiredBlade_: i am bacc.
  574.  
  575. ro_syyy: and then i spend like 10 mins chewingon one almod
  576.  
  577. APR 11 - 2:26AM
  578. TntSpys: welcome back hiredblade_
  579.  
  580. APR 11 - 2:27AM
  581. iamcubs: ok lol
  582.  
  583. APR 11 - 2:28AM
  584. iamcubs: u talked for like 5 mins about eating almonds
  585.  
  586. iamcubs: thx for adding great benefit to me
  587.  
  588. MRYEET4646464646: hello
  589.  
  590. TntSpys: hi
  591.  
  592. APR 11 - 2:29AM
  593. MRYEET4646464646: hi
  594.  
  595. HiredBlade_: eat walnuts.
  596.  
  597. HiredBlade_: they're healthy.
  598.  
  599. MRYEET4646464646: i love the game swiftheads
  600.  
  601. ro_syyy: i hate walnuts even more
  602.  
  603. TntSpys: damn i love them :P
  604.  
  605. HiredBlade_: peanut butter is epic.
  606.  
  607. ro_syyy: a walnut once cut me...
  608.  
  609. MRYEET4646464646: me too
  610.  
  611. HiredBlade_: oh mygod
  612.  
  613. MRYEET4646464646: it did
  614.  
  615. APR 11 - 2:30AM
  616. HiredBlade_: that walnut wanted to kill you
  617.  
  618. ro_syyy: like the membrane bit of a whole walnut, it jus sliced through my finger
  619.  
  620. TntSpys: damn
  621.  
  622. MRYEET4646464646: it gonna have to go through a lot to get me
  623.  
  624. APR 11 - 2:31AM
  625. ro_syyy: i jus dont like nuts overall, idk why
  626.  
  627. MRYEET4646464646: i have a army
  628.  
  629. Creedictator: lol
  630.  
  631. HiredBlade_: walnuggets.
  632.  
  633. MRYEET4646464646: lol
  634.  
  635. APR 11 - 2:32AM
  636. MRYEET4646464646: have anyone played sift heads
  637.  
  638. HiredBlade_: i farted.
  639.  
  640. ro_syyy: And by nuts, im talking about the edible type
  641.  
  642. APR 11 - 2:33AM
  643. HiredBlade_: they're both edible.
  644.  
  645. HiredBlade_: if you cook em up right.
  646.  
  647. ro_syyy: ...yeah ig...
  648.  
  649. APR 11 - 2:34AM
  650. ro_syyy: you should try
  651.  
  652. APR 11 - 2:35AM
  653. MRYEET4646464646: play sift heads it fun and cool
  654.  
  655. APR 11 - 2:37AM
  656. Creedictator: dude all these meh indie games on steam
  657.  
  658. Creedictator: should be released for free on kongregate
  659.  
  660. APR 11 - 2:38AM
  661. Creedictator: and kongregate should support them somehow
  662.  
  663. HiredBlade_: im gonna play bannerlord in like
  664.  
  665. HiredBlade_: 2 hours.
  666.  
  667. TntSpys: finally, you say something actually useful that i can agree with thanks creed
  668.  
  669. TntSpys: that could work well if kong pull it off correctly
  670.  
  671. APR 11 - 2:39AM
  672. ro_syyy: thts only "if" tho
  673.  
  674. APR 11 - 2:40AM
  675. Creedictator: absolutely
  676.  
  677. Creedictator: and they'd make money off advertisements and stuff
  678.  
  679. Creedictator: sort of like youtubers
  680.  
  681. APR 11 - 2:41AM
  682. Creedictator: so they'd have to emphasize on quality
  683.  
  684. tealbleeder: I'm back
  685.  
  686. ro_syyy: back from ur leak
  687.  
  688. HiredBlade_: HI,BACK,I'M DAD
  689.  
  690. TntSpys: lol
  691.  
  692. tealbleeder: no. i went to workout after that. try to keep up
  693.  
  694. HiredBlade_: chad hours.
  695.  
  696. tealbleeder: you think I take over an hour to piss?
  697.  
  698. APR 11 - 2:42AM
  699. HiredBlade_: i mean
  700.  
  701. HiredBlade_: do you..?
  702.  
  703. ro_syyy: oh
  704.  
  705. tealbleeder: damn rosy. what kind of guys do you know?
  706.  
  707. ro_syyy: yeah i did
  708.  
  709. HiredBlade_: people that have enormous bladders,no doubt.
  710.  
  711. tealbleeder: like UUUUGE
  712.  
  713. APR 11 - 2:43AM
  714. HiredBlade_: the size of like
  715.  
  716. HiredBlade_: 2 toddlers
  717.  
  718. Killgorn50: I am back once more
  719.  
  720. HiredBlade_: like,you could literally fit 20 gallons of piss in there
  721.  
  722. ro_syyy: toddlers...?
  723.  
  724. tealbleeder: actually it would probably be small bladders, just with a constant source of liquid
  725.  
  726. HiredBlade_: probably
  727.  
  728. APR 11 - 2:44AM
  729. Creedictator: multiple small bladders
  730.  
  731. tealbleeder: my shoulders are so sore right now
  732.  
  733. tealbleeder: :(
  734.  
  735. Creedictator: u want a massage, teal?
  736.  
  737. ro_syyy: from
  738.  
  739. tealbleeder: yes, cree
  740.  
  741. tealbleeder: from working out, rosy.
  742.  
  743. ro_syyy: oh
  744.  
  745. tealbleeder: rosy, make sure you stay in school, k?
  746.  
  747. APR 11 - 2:45AM
  748. Creedictator: come here baby lemme touch ur traps
  749.  
  750. tealbleeder: my delts
  751.  
  752. Creedictator: then ur delts
  753.  
  754. tealbleeder: not my traps
  755.  
  756. ro_syyy: teal, um ok...
  757.  
  758. Creedictator: then make my way to ur lats
  759.  
  760. Killgorn50: I am gone again
  761.  
  762. Creedictator: and then ur glutes
  763.  
  764. tealbleeder: oooooh vein power
  765.  
  766. APR 11 - 2:46AM
  767. TntSpys: 7
  768.  
  769. Creedictator: yes great vein power
  770.  
  771. ro_syyy: ...
  772.  
  773. APR 11 - 2:47AM
  774. HiredBlade_: what if our veins were as big as our bones
  775.  
  776. Creedictator: well that won't work
  777.  
  778. Creedictator: cause ur veins also run thru ur bones
  779.  
  780. ro_syyy: wat if we had no bones
  781.  
  782. tealbleeder: anyone want to deliver me some KFC?
  783.  
  784. APR 11 - 2:48AM
  785. HiredBlade_: yeah
  786.  
  787. ro_syyy: no
  788.  
  789. HiredBlade_: yeah.
  790.  
  791. ro_syyy: no
  792.  
  793. SpaceMoose: Ring around the rosyyy
  794.  
  795. Creedictator: sure, teal
  796.  
  797. Creedictator: do you have a black id
  798.  
  799. APR 11 - 2:49AM
  800. Creedictator: ?
  801.  
  802. ro_syyy: MOOSE
  803.  
  804. APR 11 - 2:50AM
  805. TntSpys: whats a black id
  806.  
  807. APR 11 - 2:51AM
  808. Creedictator: an id that proves you're black
  809.  
  810. tealbleeder: ^
  811.  
  812. tealbleeder: I actually have a diplomatic passport
  813.  
  814. TntSpys: why is there ids for being black
  815.  
  816. TntSpys: that sounds a bit dumb
  817.  
  818. APR 11 - 2:52AM
  819. TntSpys: is it like for proving your country of origin
  820.  
  821. Creedictator: yes
  822.  
  823. Creedictator: many people try to hide it
  824.  
  825. TntSpys: ahh ok
  826.  
  827. APR 11 - 2:53AM
  828. Creedictator: like obama when his black id was leaked
  829.  
  830. TntSpys: wait rlly
  831.  
  832. HiredBlade_: obama's black?
  833.  
  834. Creedictator: yah do ur research
  835.  
  836. ro_syyy: u dont know tht hired?
  837.  
  838. Creedictator: also teal, don't confuse black id with diplomatic passport
  839.  
  840. tealbleeder: Wait. Obama is black?
  841.  
  842. APR 11 - 2:54AM
  843. Creedictator: they don't give a diplomatic passport to black people
  844.  
  845. SpaceMoose: rosyyy, what's your dad's kong id?
  846.  
  847. tealbleeder: ^
  848.  
  849. SpaceMoose: I wanna send him a friend request
  850.  
  851. ro_syyy: no
  852.  
  853. tealbleeder: "BIGCAWK69"
  854.  
  855. ro_syyy: yup sure
  856.  
  857. APR 11 - 2:55AM
  858. ro_syyy: if i tell uguys...
  859.  
  860. HiredBlade_: boobs.
  861.  
  862. ro_syyy: dont get him into aimless
  863.  
  864. Creedictator: sure!
  865.  
  866. SpaceMoose: ok
  867.  
  868. HiredBlade_: we totally wont.
  869.  
  870. ro_syyy: bro idk
  871.  
  872. SpaceMoose: I will tell him that Aimless is just for gay sex hookups
  873.  
  874. APR 11 - 2:56AM
  875. ro_syyy: iIdk if i can trust u guys, cos it could get me into hugeee trouble
  876.  
  877. Creedictator: what...
  878.  
  879. Creedictator: you can trust us, rosy
  880.  
  881. TntSpys: you cant
  882.  
  883. TntSpys: you cannot trust any of us
  884.  
  885. TntSpys: seriously
  886.  
  887. ro_syyy: i trust some
  888.  
  889. tealbleeder: sorry I had that slightly wrong. it's "BigCawk694U"
  890.  
  891. tealbleeder: that's Rosy's dad's Kong ID
  892.  
  893. APR 11 - 2:57AM
  894. HiredBlade_: i was so retarded i came out of my mother sideways.
  895.  
  896. ro_syyy: his user name is Richardson138
  897.  
  898. tealbleeder: wait, Musen, Aimless ISN'T just for gay sex hookups?
  899.  
  900. EveT16: boneless chicken
  901.  
  902. APR 11 - 2:59AM
  903. HiredBlade_: boneless bones.
  904.  
  905. APR 11 - 3:00AM
  906. TntSpys: bruh moment
  907.  
  908. Creedictator: thanks, rosy!
  909.  
  910. Creedictator: does the name
  911.  
  912. Creedictator: murray halberg
  913.  
  914. Creedictator: ring a bell?
  915.  
  916. HiredBlade_: why am i watching a shiba give birth.
  917.  
  918. APR 11 - 3:01AM
  919. ro_syyy: creed, if ur talking to me, no
  920.  
  921. APR 11 - 3:04AM
  922. ro_syyy: omg creed, yes, stop, ur freaking me out...
  923.  
  924. ro_syyy: omfg....
  925.  
  926. Creedictator: :D
  927.  
  928. ro_syyy: ....?
  929.  
  930. ro_syyy: how?
  931.  
  932. APR 11 - 3:05AM
  933. ro_syyy: im actually freaking out...i havent told anyone anything....
  934.  
  935. APR 11 - 3:06AM
  936. ro_syyy: brb after lunch
  937.  
  938. Creedictator: yah u did
  939.  
  940. ro_syyy: no i didnttt
  941.  
  942. APR 11 - 3:07AM
  943. Creedictator: well there's no other explanation
  944.  
  945. tealbleeder: Yes. I admit it. I had sex with Murray Halberg
  946.  
  947. APR 11 - 3:08AM
  948. tealbleeder: But I didn't enjoy it, so it doesn't count
  949.  
  950. JeffM1073: like recently you had sex?
  951.  
  952. tealbleeder: No. 4 years ago
  953.  
  954. tealbleeder: When I was 9
  955.  
  956. APR 11 - 3:09AM
  957. Creedictator: how did u not enjoy it?
  958.  
  959. Creedictator: sex when ur young is the best!
  960.  
  961. APR 11 - 3:11AM
  962. Creedictator: i wanna live in antarctica
  963.  
  964. Creedictator: are there women there?
  965.  
  966. APR 11 - 3:12AM
  967. tealbleeder: Well Marray Halberg was already dead when I had sex with him
  968.  
  969. JeffM1073: this story has taken some turns
  970.  
  971. Mr_Bear_: eskimo *****
  972.  
  973. tealbleeder: oh wait he's still alive. n/m
  974.  
  975. APR 11 - 3:13AM
  976. Mr_Bear_: poon
  977.  
  978. Creedictator: is it true he has a 9 incher?\
  979.  
  980. Creedictator: flaccid?
  981.  
  982. HiredBlade_: i found a bag of cheese balls again
  983.  
  984. APR 11 - 3:14AM
  985. Creedictator: nice!
  986.  
  987. tealbleeder: yes *blush*
  988.  
  989. Creedictator: hope u find a bag of real balls next time!
  990.  
  991. Creedictator: god i wanna meet that man
  992.  
  993. HiredBlade_: i hope i find a bag of pussi
  994.  
  995. HiredBlade_: but thats never gonna happen
  996.  
  997. Creedictator: dude
  998.  
  999. Creedictator: that's sick
  1000.  
  1001. HiredBlade_: you didnt say that when i said i was watching a dog give birth.
  1002.  
  1003. APR 11 - 3:15AM
  1004. Creedictator: giving birth is a miracle of nature
  1005.  
  1006. Creedictator: but finding a bag with cat remains in it
  1007.  
  1008. Creedictator: is not something i want to imagine in my head
  1009.  
  1010. HiredBlade_: not that type of pussi.
  1011.  
  1012. Creedictator: human vaginas?
  1013.  
  1014. Creedictator: you absolutely disgust me
  1015.  
  1016. APR 11 - 3:16AM
  1017. JeffM1073: anybody else just saying at home playing games and j**ing off?
  1018.  
  1019. Creedictator: jeffing off?
  1020.  
  1021. JeffM1073: no that is not a thing
  1022.  
  1023. HiredBlade_: i like jeffing off
  1024.  
  1025. tealbleeder: wow hired. you had to take it too far
  1026.  
  1027. HiredBlade_: im sorry okay
  1028.  
  1029. SpaceMoose: jeff's not always into it, though
  1030.  
  1031. tealbleeder: we were having a nice conversation and you had to make it about dead cats
  1032.  
  1033. APR 11 - 3:17AM
  1034. HiredBlade_: i said im sorry what more do you want from me
  1035.  
  1036. SpaceMoose: $5
  1037.  
  1038. HiredBlade_: hm
  1039.  
  1040. HiredBlade_: how about..10
  1041.  
  1042. SpaceMoose: hmm okay
  1043.  
  1044. APR 11 - 3:18AM
  1045. HiredBlade_: okay
  1046.  
  1047. HiredBlade_: i have some in my basement
  1048.  
  1049. HiredBlade_: and i totally didnt not put a wire on the stairs so you would trip
  1050.  
  1051. APR 11 - 3:19AM
  1052. Creedictator: oh you think i'll enter your house knowing what i know about you?
  1053.  
  1054. tealbleeder: stop being so creepy, hired
  1055.  
  1056. Creedictator: i'll wait outside in my car
  1057.  
  1058. tealbleeder: you already owe us $5
  1059.  
  1060. Creedictator: with 2 shotguns
  1061.  
  1062. HiredBlade_: oh shit
  1063.  
  1064. HiredBlade_: two AA-12's?
  1065.  
  1066. APR 11 - 3:20AM
  1067. Creedictator: i mean hopefully something with more ammo
  1068.  
  1069. APR 11 - 3:21AM
  1070. HiredBlade_: i have two drum mags in my trunk
  1071.  
  1072. APR 11 - 3:22AM
  1073. LexiiLuv: czigtdprsn
  1074.  
  1075. SpaceMoose: yup
  1076.  
  1077. HiredBlade_: agreed.
  1078.  
  1079. APR 11 - 3:23AM
  1080. Creedictator: most definitely
  1081.  
  1082. APR 11 - 3:24AM
  1083. HiredBlade_: mhm.
  1084.  
  1085. APR 11 - 3:26AM
  1086. Creedictator: man
  1087.  
  1088. Creedictator: rosy's dad is in such boring rooms
  1089.  
  1090. HiredBlade_: suchas?
  1091.  
  1092. HiredBlade_: such as*
  1093.  
  1094. APR 11 - 3:27AM
  1095. LexiiLuv: ???
  1096.  
  1097. APR 11 - 3:28AM
  1098. Walrus_Party: !!!
  1099.  
  1100. APR 11 - 3:29AM
  1101. Creedictator: 龍的巢穴
  1102.  
  1103. Creedictator: some weird chinese room
  1104.  
  1105. APR 11 - 3:30AM
  1106. LexiiLuv: issa walrus
  1107.  
  1108. HiredBlade_: i finished my bag of cheese balls.
  1109.  
  1110. APR 11 - 3:36AM
  1111. rosyyy: im back, and i need explanations
  1112.  
  1113. HiredBlade_: okay
  1114.  
  1115. APR 11 - 3:37AM
  1116. rosyyy: so, creed
  1117.  
  1118. Creedictator: ask teal
  1119.  
  1120. rosyyy: he wont say anything
  1121.  
  1122. Creedictator: then i won't say either.
  1123.  
  1124. rosyyy: but u literally know wat school i go to :/
  1125.  
  1126. APR 11 - 3:38AM
  1127. Walrus_Party: Disturbing
  1128.  
  1129. Creedictator: you told us, though!
  1130.  
  1131. rosyyy: no i didnt...
  1132.  
  1133. Walrus_Party: Oof
  1134.  
  1135. HiredBlade_: tell me so i can send that place sky high
  1136.  
  1137. APR 11 - 3:39AM
  1138. Creedictator: yeah you did, rosy..
  1139.  
  1140. Creedictator: think hard
  1141.  
  1142. Creedictator: and you'll remember
  1143.  
  1144. rosyyy: i told all u guys?
  1145.  
  1146. Walrus_Party: It's fine, you didn't tell me, so you're safe
  1147.  
  1148. HiredBlade_: harder than what you see infront of you at a party in a bedroom while you're blind drunk
  1149.  
  1150. APR 11 - 3:40AM
  1151. Creedictator: yes rosy
  1152.  
  1153. Creedictator: you said it indirectly
  1154.  
  1155. Creedictator: also no i don't know what school u go to lol
  1156.  
  1157. rosyyy: i said my dads username lol
  1158.  
  1159. Creedictator: u did :D
  1160.  
  1161. APR 11 - 3:41AM
  1162. rosyyy: u did not ask my dad, cos he wouldve told me
  1163.  
  1164. Creedictator: no i didn't :D
  1165.  
  1166. rosyyy: wattt howww? i seriously dont rmb
  1167.  
  1168. LexiiLuv: is walrus her dad?
  1169.  
  1170. rosyyy: no
  1171.  
  1172. Walrus_Party: lmao
  1173.  
  1174. HiredBlade_: https://tenor.com/view/flipping-off-flip-off-middle-finger-smile-happy-gif-4746862
  1175.  
  1176. APR 11 - 3:42AM
  1177. Walrus_Party: I hope not
  1178.  
  1179. Walrus_Party: I guess it's possible
  1180.  
  1181. Creedictator: did u sleep with her mom?
  1182.  
  1183. Walrus_Party: Not that I recall but
  1184.  
  1185. APR 11 - 3:43AM
  1186. rosyyy: why did u say murray halberg tho? my school gym is named after him...
  1187.  
  1188. Walrus_Party: ...
  1189.  
  1190. Walrus_Party: Someone get this girl some lessons in online safety
  1191.  
  1192. Creedictator: lol rosy
  1193.  
  1194. rosyyy: and it was so random, cos u said it right after i told u my dads username
  1195.  
  1196. Creedictator: well just think about it for a bit
  1197.  
  1198. Walrus_Party: Oh god are you from NZ rosy?
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