PINARY 035

[07:16] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
[07:16] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:16] [#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
[07:16] CPP: [What did you do.]
[07:16] CURRENT flamingCarbohydrates [CFC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:16] CFC: maybe thats the joke
[07:16] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:16] CCU: WΞ ALRΞADY GUΞSSΞD N
[07:16] CCU: THAT'S WHAT YOU D|D
[07:16] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:16] CAC: Is he coming back as- yea
[07:16] CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:16] CAT: You fuck, we said N.
[07:16] CCU: WHAT WΞ D|D |S DΞBATABLΞ.
[07:16] CFC: YOU TULIP
[07:16] CPP: [WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.]
[07:16] CCU: | JUST D|D A LOT OF BRAVΞ FRONT|ΞR
[07:16] CCU: THAT'S WHAT | D|D
[07:16] CCU: AND ALSO
[07:16] CAT: We played some fuckin' hangman, you pink shit.
[07:16] CCU: | MAY HAVΞ SOMΞHOW BΞCOMΞ YOU |N THΞ MΞANWH|LΞ.
[07:16] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[07:16] ?GG: we murdered you
[07:16] ?GG: 
[07:17] CCU: TH|S |S USUALLY THΞ CASΞ, DΞSP|TΞ ALL LOG|C.
[07:17] CCU: | AM APPARΞNTLY THΞ ASS|M|LATOR AND |'M ALRΞADY ΞVΞRYTH|NG.
[07:17] CPP: [I'm not talking about your asinine and pointless nonfictuous activies.]
[07:17] CFC: I gave away my soul for free
[07:17] CAC: Hmm, I tried brave frontier. The gameplay is... Almost nonexistent
[07:17] CPP: [Aren't you supposed to be Narratively inclined?]
[07:17] CPP: [Now I will ask again.]
[07:17] CCU: | don't even know.
[07:17] CPP: [What did you do.]
[07:17] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:17] CUC: We talked with you in 7x7?
[07:17] CPP: ERROR
[07:17] CPP: ERR[]R
[07:17] CFC: you talked with we?
[07:18] CUC: We...
[07:18] CCU: We allowed Ross Hornby to defecate an effigy of you?
[07:18] CUC: guessed your name in a game of Hangman?
[07:18] CPP: ERR[]R
[07:18] CPP: ERROR
[07:18] ?GG: we exısted
[07:18] CCU: Monolith?
[07:18] CUC: Monolith?
[07:18] CCU: We apparently invoked the monolith.
[07:18] CFC: Lithomono?
[07:18] CPP: FILE LOCATED AT DATA REGISTRY 0000007x0000007 LOST.
[07:19] CUC: Oop.
[07:19] CCU: Oh great black rectangle from beyond!
[07:19] CPP: PARAMETERS FOR /PROBECT - CORRUPTED.
[07:19] CAT: Oh well.
[07:19] CPP: [...]
[07:19] CCU: Please, come forth, and tell us what the fuck we did that Pinary's so worked up about.
[07:19] CPP: [Don't fuck anything else up.]
[07:19] CCU: if you are so inclined.
[07:19] CCU: Uhh...
[07:19] CPP: [And please...]
[07:19] CCU: Damage assessment?
[07:19] CPP: [Don't drag Him into this. Not again.]
[07:19] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
[07:19] CCU: /probect
[07:19] CCU: gotta do a damage assessment.
[07:19] CPP: [INPUT: /probect]
[07:20] CPP: ERROR
[07:20] CCU: UC, did you have stuff to guess?
[07:20] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
[07:20] CUC: No?
[07:20] CCU: The new codes from 7x7?
[07:20] CAC: /help probect
[07:20] CUC: Oh.
[07:20] CPP: [INPUT: /help probect]
[07:20] CUC: right.
[07:20] CUC: Gimme a sec.
[07:20] CPP: [/probect: You could have stopped it.]
[07:20] CCU: well that's ominous.
[07:21] CUC: Let's enter the credentials from 7x7 first.
[07:21] CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:21] CAU: /run windows file recovery tool
[07:21] CPP: [INPUT: /run windows file recovery tool]
[07:21] CCU: PP, quick check, who already entered credentials?
[07:21] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
[07:22] CPP: [You can only talk in the form of a command!]
[07:22] CUC: Do we really have to enter them with different people?
[07:22] CCU: ((seriously though who did and who didn't?))
[07:22] CUC: /msg Who already entered credentials?
[07:22] CPP: [INPUT: /msg Who already entered credentials?]
[07:23] CPP: [OUTPUT: Running logs check...]
[07:23] CPP: [This may take a few minutes. In the meantime, go kill a civilization.]
[07:23] ?GG: well just get consumer to do ıt
[07:23] ?GG: obvıously
[07:23] CUC: Suggestion received.
[07:23] CCU: CA, that's your cue.
[07:23] CAT: Too late.
[07:23] CAT: Did it myself.
[07:23] CUC: Off to go orchestrate the fall of Ancient Rome.
[07:23] ?GG: ha
[07:23] CCU: eh.
[07:23] CCU: Probably already did by killing the Godmodder.
[07:24] CCU: You know that was probably the basis of some whole cult that died when he did.
[07:24] CCU: DRAMAT|CALLY.
[07:24] CCU: 
[07:24] CAT: I hope you didn't need the time civilization of U-6W:4-3728-9.
[07:24] CAC: I only end civilizations at work, ugh.
[07:25] CAU: oh yeah scott released the uh, first trailer for sister location 13 hours ago
[07:25] CPP: [PROBECT 1 => ??? PROBECT 2 => ??? PROBECT 3 => ??? PROBECT 4 => universallyCognizant]
[07:25] CAT: Why? Ending civilizations is energizing, and good for the heart, Fseftr.
[07:25] CPP: [Log check 25% complete.]
[07:25] CUC: yeah, I entered 4.
[07:27] CAC: My heart is already broken beyond repair, thanks.
[07:27] CAT: Hah.
[07:27] CAT: I had my heart replaced with a fist-sized hunk of peridotite a few months ago.
[07:27] CPP: [PROBECT 1 => caledfwlchUnleashed PROBECT 2 => thaumicTheorist PROBECT 3 => godmoddedGolem PROBECT 4 => universallyCognizant]
[07:28] CAC: And yes, that was supposed to sound like a fourteen year old breaking up with their first boyfriend.
[07:28] CPP: [Log check 100% complete.]
[07:28] ?GG: huh.
[07:28] CCU: alright then.
[07:28] ?GG: netpatham was there???
[07:28] ?GG: wow
[07:28] ?GG: 
[07:28] CUC: Wow.
[07:28] CUC: Net.
[07:28] CUC: In any case, get Consumer to enter it.
[07:28] CCU: UC, get the 5th credential out.
[07:28] CCU: Yeah.
[07:28] CUC: l1zardampersand@conflict.bin | h0urglass
[07:28] CCU: | was gonna say Ξrelye but yeah, that works.
[07:29] CAT: I don't think that's wise, as I'm not affiliated much with DTG, or this.
[07:29] CUC: Or, Erelye could do it.
[07:29] CUC: Whichever.
[07:29] CCU: CA knock knock?
[07:29] CCU: we've got work for you to do.
[07:29] CAT: He's asleep.
[07:29] CCU: oh.
[07:29] CAT: How do I do this?
[07:29] CAC: /probect those things up there
[07:29] ?GG: FC
[07:29] CAT: /probect l1zardampersand@conflict.bin
[07:29] CFC: hi
[07:30] ?GG: yo
[07:30] CPP: [INPUT: /probect l1zardampersand@conflict.bin]
[07:30] CPP: ERROR: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
[07:30] CAT: Welp, that failed. I'm out for this.
[07:30] CCU: it's {{/probect 5 username password}}
[07:30] CCU: and yes it has to be proper and exact.
[07:30] CAT: With our without the intermission sign?
[07:30] CAT: *or.
[07:30] CCU: it only counts if you do it succesfully.
[07:30] CCU: also, | think without.
[07:31] CUC: without.
[07:31] CAT: /probect 5 l1zardampersand@conflict.bin h0urglass
[07:31] CPP: [INPUT: /probect 5 l1zardampersand@conflict.bin h0urglass]
[07:31] CCU: holy moly them reflexes.
[07:31] CAT: Please, he had that set up.
[07:32] CPP: [OUTPUT: THE FIFTH IS THE SEER, WITH VISIONS OF FEAR.]
[07:32] CCU: alright, 5 of 9 down.
[07:32] CCU: now, for the guess attempt.
[07:33] CCU: /afk
[07:33] CUC: l1zard0ct0th0rpe@conflict.bin | 0ct0pus
[07:33] CUC: guess
[07:34] CAC: I wonder if these are real emails...
[07:35] CAT: Probably not.
[07:35] CCU: FC, CA, AU, SΞ?
[07:35] CCU: You there?
[07:35] CAU: playing hearthstone, whats up
[07:35] CFC: I'm just in League rn
[07:35] CUC: Enter a test credential for us?
[07:35] CCU: We need you to say {{/probect 6 l1zard0ct0th0rpe@conflict.bin 0ct0pus}}
[07:35] CFC: like what?
[07:35] CCU: exactly that, sans the curly braces.
[07:35] CFC: /probect 6 l1zard0ct0th0rpe@conflict.bin 0ct0pus
[07:35] CPP: [INPUT: /probect 6 l1zard0ct0th0rpe@conflict.bin 0ct0pus]
[07:35] CCU: thank.
[07:36] CCU: here's to hope.
[07:36] CPP: You think you're clever, don't you.
[07:36] CUC: HOP
[07:36] CUC: shit
[07:36] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN CREDENTIALS
[07:36] CCU: darnit.
[07:36] CPP: ERROR: SEQUENCE BREAKING
[07:36] ?GG: ha
[07:36] CAT: Keeping the l1zard in wasn't the best idea.
[07:36] CUC: Dammit.
[07:36] CCU: /afk
[07:36] CAT: That's presumably specific to the account.
[07:36] CUC: no, that's supposed to be there
[07:36] CAT: Hmm.
[07:36] CUC: it's in both of the advanced credentials
[07:37] ?GG: y'sure ıt was an octopus
[07:37] CUC: ((you're still build in the piratepad))
[07:37] CUC: also no
[07:37] CAT: Octothorpe was a mass of ink from the Abyss.
[07:37] CAT: Sustained and controlled by the rune Odal.
[07:37] CUC: ((fix))
[07:38] CUC: ((fixed that is))
[07:38] CUC: /pie
[07:38] CURRENT secretEmperor [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:38] CSE: /back from ds.
[07:38] CPP: [INPUT: /pie]
[07:38] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have gained x1 BANANA CREAM PIE.]
[07:38] CUC: Ooooooh.
[07:39] CUC: Random pies.
[07:39] CUC: Nice.
[07:39] CSE: (apparently I missed pinary coming)
[07:39] CAC: /pie
[07:39] CPP: [INPUT: /pie]
[07:39] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have gained x1 COCONUT PIE.]
[07:40] CAC: /help
[07:41] CPP: [INPUT: /help]
[07:41] CPP: [OUTPUT: [You have called up the Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To access a basic list of commands, input /help basic. To access an advanced list of commands, please input the required login credentials in the form of /username FIELD REQUIRED and /password FIELD REQUIRED.]
[07:41] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:41] CCA: ((HOLY CRAP FINALLY I CAN GET ON))
[07:41] CCA: ((WHAT'D I MISS))
[07:41] CCA: ((PINARY??))
[07:41] CUC: /list government agents advanced superiors info
[07:41] CUC: ((Yes.))
[07:41] CURRENT cobaltsAlternate [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:41] CCA: ((my ipv4 was down for fuck knows how long and I wasn't able to connect to pesterchum))
[07:42] CAC: Were you not on like yesterday
[07:42] CPP: [INPUT: /list government agents advanced superiors info]
[07:42] CPP: [ADVANCED SUPERIORS: Why would you need to know anything about them, Obelus?]
[07:43] CAC: /list government agents
[07:43] CPP: [INPUT: /list government agents]
[07:43] CPP: [THE PRESIDENT, AGENT K, AGENT J, JAMES BOND, LANCELOT, REPTOID COUNCIL, ADVANCED SUPERIORS]
[07:44] CAT: Hah.
[07:44] CUC: /list descendants
[07:44] CCA ceased responding to memo.
[07:44] CPP: [INPUT: /list descendants]
[07:45] CCA ceased responding to memo.
[07:45] CAC: Hmm...
[07:48] CPP: [TWINBUILDER, HUFFPUFF1337, MINOR107, FSEFTR, TT2000, FROG81, SHADOWEATER22, SIGMATW, NINJATWIST321, ENGIE_NINJA, PIONOPLAYER, SECRET_SCRIBE1, EKIMO3631, NORTHERN_LIGHTS, CRUSHER48, GOANNA67, PIETER999_2, RC_1138, THE_SERPENT, THUNDERCAM777, PITTHEANGEL, OPELSPEEDSTER, CHAPLAIN_GRIMAULDUS, XENTONIC, COMHRAIK, AKATIA, TREWQS, FLARE_FLAMES, THREEDOGE, DEMONICDAVINCI, 5L1N65H07, IRECREEPER, MINECRAFTERMENNO, AEGIS_A095_2, NIMBLEGUY, ROUGESTEELPROJECT, THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN, TALIST, AMPERZ4ND, K4YNE, THELORDERELYE, DIMENTIOSOME, JONDANGER23, MANIACMASTER, LEONSTAR0, NINJAV2403, ZERITHOS, POKEFAN151, PROOFOFCONCEPT, NETPATHAM, GOOMBA98, XDGRANGERDX, INSERT_GENERIC_USERNAME, THE_NONEXISTENT_TAZZ, OVERLORDXCANO, GUTZA1, COBALTSHADE, OMGLOLSGUY22, R_STRONGHAMMER, PAPERSHURIKEN, CRYSTALCAT, TEHEPICNINJA9001, TSFHISEPIC, FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, MYTHICZOOLOGIST.]
[07:48] CPP: ((did that list cut off, and if so, where))
[07:48] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:48] CCA: ((nope no cutoffs))
[07:48] CCA: ((ended at mythic, then .]))
[07:48] CAT: ((^))
[07:48] CAC: /list government agents the president info
[07:48] CPP: ((good))
[07:49] CPP: [INPUT: /list government agents the president info]
[07:49] CCA: ((IS ACTUALLY A REPTILIAN ))
[07:49] CPP: [THE PRESIDENT: The figurehead of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Elected every four years in a suitably unprofessional process. There have been a total of (44) PRESIDENCES. The next election will be held in 2016. The current PRESIDENT is BARACK OBAMA.]
[07:49] CAC: /call the president
[07:49] CAT: /list government agents reptoid council info
[07:50] CPP: [INPUT: /call the president]
[07:50] CPP: [Dialing...]
[07:50] CPP: [Dialing...]
[07:50] CPP: [Dialing...]
[07:50] CPP: ...What am I going to do with all this taxpayer money? Oh, oh, I know! PLAY SOME GOLF.
[07:50] CPP: Uh, sir. There's a report here you need to see.
[07:50] CON ceased responding to memo.
[07:51] CPP: Let's have a look at it. Let's see here... Uh. Oh. Oh, my god.
[07:51] CPP: You have them on the phone, right?
[07:51] CPP: Dialing them as we speak.
[07:51] CPP: Good. The Conflict reforming... I don't want to know what this could mean for our country.
[07:51] CPP: [Call terminated.]
[07:51] CAT: /list government agents reptoid council info
[07:52] CPP: [INPUT: /list government agents reptoid council info]
[07:52] CPP: [Why would you need to know anything about them, Obelus?]
[07:52] CUC: /impetus
[07:52] CPP: [INPUT: /impetus]
[07:53] CAC: Hmm, I wonder of there's a command to summon the president here.
[07:53] CPP: [OUTPUT: NO IMPETUS COMB DETECTED.]
[07:53] CUC: /cheat
[07:54] CPP: [INPUT: /cheat]
[07:54] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
[07:54] CCU: RΞAL 1TY?
[07:54] ?GG: [SEVE
[07:54] CUC: THE0 BAMA
[07:55] CAC: /cheat PRES DENT
[07:55] ?GG: NX7]
[07:55] ?GG: darn
[07:55] ?GG: hm
[07:55] CCU: SANS SANS
[07:55] CCA: GAYP EN1S
[07:55] CPP: ((/afk))
[07:55] CCA: ((tf2 freaks reference))
[07:56] CCA: ((anyway who wants to join me on a mcmmo pve towny server))
[07:56] ?GG: [JEFF 7X7]
[07:56] ?GG: even though ıt's short
[07:56] CCU: JΞFF 7XX7
[07:56] ?GG: no
[07:56] CPP: ((back))
[07:56] CPP: ((let me process all this))
[07:56] CUC: kk
[07:56] CCA: 0BAM ANWO
[07:56] CAC: xXJeff420noscopeXx
[07:57] CCA: 0BAM ANW0
[07:57] CPP: [THE0 BAMA]
[07:57] CPP: [Cheat code recognized. New command unlocked!]
[07:57] CUC: HAHA!
[07:57] CPP: [SANS SANS]
[07:57] CPP: [Cheat code not recognized.]
[07:57] CPP: [JEFF 7XX7]
[07:57] CPP: [Error. Foriegn character detected.]
[07:57] CUC: (don't forget Tazz's REAL 1TY? code.)
[07:58] CPP: [REAL 1TY?]
[07:58] CPP: [Error. Foriegn character detected.]
[07:58] CUC: SEVN SEVN
[07:58] CPP: [SEVN SEVN]
[07:58] CPP: [Cheat code recognized. New command unlocked!]
[07:58] CUC: Hah!
[07:58] CAC: Alright, how do we see these new commands.
[07:59] CAT: You have to imbibe a full bottle of molten cueballs.
[07:59] CUC: /help
[07:59] CAC: /help last
[07:59] CUC: ^^^
[08:01] CPP: [INPUT: /help last]
[08:01] CPP: ERROR: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
[08:01] CUC: /help advanced 3
[08:01] CPP: [INPUT: /help advanced 3]
[08:01] CAC: Go to the last basic page pls
[08:01] CUC: I've got the pinarypad open, I've got this.
[08:02] CUC: [PINARYPAD: http://piratepad.net/Pinary ]
[08:03] CPP: [OUTPUT: [/island: welcome to the Island. /names: have power. /thanksobama: thanks, Obama. /seven: the recent past is recalled... /snakeeyes: slithering to new worlds. /mtt: what lies beyond. /END: We're too late. It's the end of the world.]
[08:03] CUC: Hah!
[08:03] CAT: Nice.
[08:03] CUC: /thanksobama
[08:03] CPP: [INPUT: /thanksobama]
[08:04] CPP: [OUTPUT: You're welcome.]
[08:04] CFC: kek
[08:04] CAT: Obama is Pinary confirmed.
[08:04] CFC: trump is...
[08:04] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[08:04] CUC: /help names
[08:05] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:05] CAC: Blah, did I miss anything
[08:05] CUC: nop
[08:05] CFC: /help thanksobama
[08:05] CPP: ((UC: go to the pesterchum logs from around april 4th and get me the pinary link that occurred around that time. it had the game of ~ATH))
[08:05] CUC: kk
[08:05] CPP: [INPUT: /help names]
[08:05] CPP: ERROR: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
[08:05] CPP: [INPUT: /help thanksobama]
[08:05] CAT: ((Hah, the thing under /call Split. Amazing.))
[08:05] CPP: ERROR: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
[08:05] CUC: /names help
[08:05] CPP: [INPUT: /names help]
[08:07] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /names command. This command lets the A.I. decipher the true name of any entity and say it without fear of retribution (i.e. in the form of a Brown Note). Why is this command necessary, you ask? Don't you know? Names have power.]
[08:07] CPP: [The parameters of the /name command are /name NAME.]
[08:07] CCU: OK, a dumb case of summer homework means no update.
[08:07] CCU: Dumb.
[08:07] CCU: Bumb.
[08:07] CCU: Dumb.
[08:07] CAC: /thanksobama help
[08:07] CPP: ((need to go))