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Level Grind: Ana + Kirk + Thalix vs 9 imps + Tigger + Pooh

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  1. [12:02] <ShalashaskaDM> Okay
  2. [12:03] <ShalashaskaDM> So y'all start with 9 imps.
  3. [12:03] <ShalashaskaDM> Whenever you're ready...
  4. [12:03] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2 initiative
  5. [12:03] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 initiative --> [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
  6. [12:03] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2 for initiatve
  7. [12:03] <`TempDice> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20+2 for initiatve --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  8. [12:04] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 9#d20-1 imp initiative
  9. [12:04] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 9#d20-1 imp initiative --> [ 1d20=19 ]{18}, [ 1d20=20 ]{19}, [ 1d20=11 ]{10}, [ 1d20=8 ]{7}, [ 1d20=15 ]{14}, [ 1d20=7 ]{6}, [ 1d20=8 ]{7}, [ 1d20=9 ]{8}, [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
  10. [12:04] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  11. [12:04] <`TempDice> Thalix rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  12. [12:04] <ShalashaskaDM> Boosht!
  13. [12:04] <ShalashaskaDM> Alright...
  14. [12:05] <ShalashaskaDM> ==START!==
  15. [12:05] <ShalashaskaDM> The three of you are walking, as intrepid party members do, when you happen on a gang of imps laughing uproariously at a hilarious joke their imp boss just told.
  16. [12:05] <ShalashaskaDM> It might not have actually been that funny, but this imp is *jacked* as imps go.
  17. [12:05] <ShalashaskaDM> One of them notices you three and says, "uh, boss?"
  18. [12:06] <ShalashaskaDM> Per your initiative rolls, Boss goes first.
  19. [12:07] <ShalashaskaDM> He strolls over to ana, and throws a soft right hook. Well, soft if you're Kimbo Slice.
  20. [12:07] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  21. [12:07] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
  22. [12:07] <ShalashaskaDM> He fails to hit, miserably.
  23. [12:07] <ShalashaskaDM> He has one other friend who goes before Thalix gets his turn.
  24. [12:07] <ShalashaskaDM> He tries to hit Ana, too. Apparently word has spread of her, and she should be ashamed of her words and deeds.
  25. [12:07] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  26. [12:07] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
  27. [12:07] <Anastasia_Locke> :(
  28. [12:08] <ShalashaskaDM> He critted, which will surely bite him in the ass when violescence invariably procs, as it does.
  29. [12:08] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 Ballistic Violescence
  30. [12:08] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d6 Ballistic Violescence --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  31. [12:08] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 2d4-1
  32. [12:08] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 2d4-1 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{4}
  33. [12:08] <Anastasia_Locke> :( :(
  34. [12:09] <ShalashaskaDM> Ana takes four damage. WHOA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
  35. [12:09] <Anastasia_Locke> "Not cool."
  36. [12:09] <Thalix> ((there there Ana its ok))
  37. [12:09] <ShalashaskaDM> Thalix gets his turn.
  38. [12:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((inb4 you crit him back))
  39. [12:09] <Thalix> Cut up that imp that hit Ana
  40. [12:09] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  41. [12:09] <`TempDice> Thalix rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{17}
  42. [12:10] <ShalashaskaDM> Dope. Roll damage senior.
  43. [12:10] <Thalix> !roll 1d6+5
  44. [12:10] <`TempDice> Thalix rolled 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{11}
  45. [12:10] <ShalashaskaDM> The imp shatters into a million grist. Well, not exactly a million.
  46. [12:10] <ShalashaskaDM> More like 15 or so. The idea is the same.
  47. [12:10] <Thalix> Then fuck up the boss imp with a card
  48. [12:10] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  49. [12:10] <`TempDice> Thalix rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
  50. [12:11] <ShalashaskaDM> You hit. Roll damage.
  51. [12:11] <Thalix> !roll 1d4 ?
  52. [12:11] <`TempDice> Thalix rolled 1d4 ? --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  53. [12:11] <ShalashaskaDM> He takes three damage.
  54. [12:13] <ShalashaskaDM> Anything else? I like to remind people that speech is a free action.
  55. [12:13] <Thalix> Tell the boss if he doesnt go away everyone he knows will die
  56. [12:13] <Thalix> End Turn
  57. [12:14] <ShalashaskaDM> The Boss ignores you, instead playing with his eye patch and going on about turning other imps' grist into diamonds and carrying it into battle with him. Weirdo.
  58. [12:14] <ShalashaskaDM> Alright. Ana gets her turn. Knock 'em dead, kiddo.
  59. [12:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Activate Psi Blade 5 and switch to police baton
  60. [12:15] * Anastasia_Locke knocks them dead
  61. [12:15] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 to whack one of the non-boss imps
  62. [12:15] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+8 to whack one of the non-boss imps --> [ 1d20=13 ]{21}
  63. [12:15] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+8 damage
  64. [12:15] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2d4+8 damage --> [ 2d4=6 ]{14}
  65. [12:15] <ShalashaskaDM> In an effort to aid your comrade, I'm going to assume that you whacked one who hasn't taken his turn yet.
  66. [12:16] <Anastasia_Locke> Yes
  67. [12:16] <ShalashaskaDM> A brief montage of his life flashes on the screen, and sad music plays along with it.
  68. [12:16] <ShalashaskaDM> The imps take a full ten rounds to remember him and his bravery, then ask if there's anything you'd like to do with your minor. How polite!
  69. [12:17] * Anastasia_Locke tells the Boss "You're next", then smashes him in the face with Terrifying Strike 3
  70. [12:17] <Thalix> :'(
  71. [12:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll d20+8 to hit
  72. [12:17] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled d20+8 to hit --> [ 1d20=11 ]{19}
  73. [12:17] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll your damage.
  74. [12:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4
  75. [12:17] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ]{6}
  76. [12:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+3 Intimidate
  77. [12:17] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+3 Intimidate --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  78. [12:17] <ShalashaskaDM> The Boss takes your hit with some CQC, then attempts to be brave in the face of your intimidation check.
  79. [12:18] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  80. [12:18] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
  81. [12:18] <ShalashaskaDM> He fails, but rather than making any audible expressions of fear or panic, he sort of makes funny faces at you. It's almost like a lot of his dialogue was cut from the game.
  82. [12:18] <Anastasia_Locke> "Uh..."
  83. [12:19] <Anastasia_Locke> "Sure!"
  84. [12:19] <ShalashaskaDM> He has an additional -2 penalty tohit ana next turn.
  85. [12:19] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  86. [12:19] <Thalix> "I think you brok3 him"
  87. [12:19] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oops, sorry!"
  88. [12:19] <ShalashaskaDM> He never deserved what Konami did to him.
  89. [12:19] <Anastasia_Locke> "I mean that was the goal but still."
  90. [12:19] <ShalashaskaDM> Four imps go before Kirk can take his turn.
  91. [12:20] <ShalashaskaDM> One of them rushes said kirk and attempts to smack him with some CQC the boss taught him.
  92. [12:20] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  93. [12:20] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
  94. [12:20] <ShalashaskaDM> According to Kirk's character sheet, he misses.
  95. [12:20] <ShalashaskaDM> The next imp rushes thalix, and attempts to hit him.
  96. [12:20] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  97. [12:20] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
  98. [12:21] <Thalix> ((oh hes gonna get it))
  99. [12:21] <ShalashaskaDM> But you're not, as your AC is (puts on impression of that weird guy) TOO DAMN HIGH!
  100. [12:22] <ShalashaskaDM> two more to go.
  101. [12:22] <ShalashaskaDM> Another rushes at ana, because beating up on Ana is fun.
  102. [12:22] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  103. [12:22] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
  104. [12:22] <ShalashaskaDM> He misses too!
  105. [12:22] <ShalashaskaDM> "Your CQC is sloppy. Come see me later for a lesson you won't forget." Boss says, all inspiring like.
  106. [12:23] <ShalashaskaDM> The penultimate imp cries his denouement before rushing to meet thalix's face with his fist.
  107. [12:23] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  108. [12:23] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
  109. [12:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "Don't make promises you can't keep, face guy."
  110. [12:23] <Thalix> "Hat3 to say buddy but ther3 will be no "lat3r"
  111. [12:23] <ShalashaskaDM> He, too, fails. Most of the imps are now quite certain that you're all gods.
  112. [12:23] <ShalashaskaDM> Last one.
  113. [12:23] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1 tohit Kirk
  114. [12:23] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 tohit Kirk --> [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
  115. [12:24] <ShalashaskaDM> Another failure. They think they're badass Diamond Dogs, but really they're just sort of tumbling all over each other!
  116. [12:24] <Anastasia_Locke> "You know, I almost feel bad for this."
  117. [12:24] <ShalashaskaDM> It's funnier because they take themselves seriously.'
  118. [12:24] <ShalashaskaDM> Okay, Kirk. Have at 'em.
  119. [12:24] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah
  120. [12:24] <Kirk_Stevens> awesome
  121. [12:25] <Kirk_Stevens> okay so
  122. [12:25] <Kirk_Stevens> first thing is mass beastcontrol 1
  123. [12:26] <Kirk_Stevens> y'all want me to roll for each imp or just one overall
  124. [12:26] <Kirk_Stevens> this would be for four imps btdubs
  125. [12:26] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll 1 die, and the four you target roll one each
  126. [12:26] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  127. [12:26] <ShalashaskaDM> Wait
  128. [12:26] <Kirk_Stevens> waiting
  129. [12:26] <ShalashaskaDM> Strat, is that opposed by check or by psionic resistances?
  130. [12:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Resistances
  131. [12:27] <ShalashaskaDM> Ah, okay.
  132. [12:27] <Anastasia_Locke> Pretty much all psionics are against resistances
  133. [12:27] <ShalashaskaDM> So roll your die then.
  134. [12:27] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20 + 9
  135. [12:27] <`TempDice> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20 + 9 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  136. [12:27] <ShalashaskaDM> You manage to seize control of four imps.
  137. [12:27] <Kirk_Stevens> hell yeah
  138. [12:27] <Kirk_Stevens> how many imps are there still
  139. [12:28] <ShalashaskaDM> 7
  140. [12:28] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  141. [12:28] <Kirk_Stevens> well i make my new imp army attack the bad guys
  142. [12:28] <ShalashaskaDM> Four attacks distributed randomly. I will select the imps you've controlled by turn priority.
  143. [12:28] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 4#d20-1
  144. [12:29] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 4#d20-1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{9}, [ 1d20=5 ]{4}, [ 1d20=12 ]{11}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
  145. [12:29] <ShalashaskaDM> two of the three attacks hit; the Boss' and one of his underlings.
  146. [12:29] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 2#d4-1
  147. [12:29] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 2#d4-1 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{1}, [ 1d4=1 ]{0}
  148. [12:29] <ShalashaskaDM> Only the Boss does any damage, though; he's so cool!
  149. [12:29] <Anastasia_Locke> "Wait, what?"
  150. [12:29] <Kirk_Stevens> my imp army is in need of more training
  151. [12:30] <Anastasia_Locke> "Why did they... ?"
  152. [12:30] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Don't even worry about it))
  153. [12:30] <Kirk_Stevens> "I made them do it"
  154. [12:30] <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O :O :O
  155. [12:30] <Anastasia_Locke> "That is SO COOL!"
  156. [12:30] <ShalashaskaDM> Having assumed control of a new PF, what will you do Big Bos-er, Kirk?
  157. [12:31] <Kirk_Stevens> pf?
  158. [12:31] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Private Force; these are all Metal Gear Solid V jokes, and they're all terrible))
  159. [12:31] == Thalix_ [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  160. [12:31] <Kirk_Stevens> ah
  161. [12:32] <Thalix_> ((i dont know why the first Thalix is still here))
  162. [12:32] <Kirk_Stevens> well i have my new guard do like nothing else
  163. [12:32] <Kirk_Stevens> because i an only control them for one round
  164. [12:32] <ShalashaskaDM> Very good sir!
  165. [12:32] <Kirk_Stevens> yay
  166. [12:32] <ShalashaskaDM> They salute you
  167. [12:32] <ShalashaskaDM> "Th-thanks for that, boss!"
  168. [12:32] <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
  169. [12:32] == Thalix [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 204 seconds]
  170. [12:33] <ShalashaskaDM> The Boss will now take his turn. The Big Boss!
  171. [12:33] <ShalashaskaDM> He attempts to do what he's pretty sure is CQC slamming to you, but really is just a slap.
  172. [12:33] <ShalashaskaDM> (to ana, I mean)
  173. [12:33] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  174. [12:33] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
  175. [12:34] * Anastasia_Locke laughs in his face
  176. [12:34] <ShalashaskaDM> He fails. It's almost magnificent how far past you he sails.
  177. [12:34] <ShalashaskaDM> "Boss! Are you alright?! Boss!"
  178. [12:34] <ShalashaskaDM> Thalix gets to go.
  179. [12:34] <Anastasia_Locke> "Why are you guys even TRYING any more?"
  180. [12:35] <ShalashaskaDM> "Because we're diamond dogs."
  181. [12:35] <ShalashaskaDM> "And we'll always keep trying. For *revenge!*"
  182. [12:35] <Anastasia_Locke> "I don't see any trees around here."
  183. [12:35] <ShalashaskaDM> WHOA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
  184. [12:36] <Thalix_> Stab the boss
  185. [12:36] <Thalix_> !roll 1d20+5
  186. [12:36] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  187. [12:37] <ShalashaskaDM> roll damage
  188. [12:37] <Thalix_> !roll 1d6+5
  189. [12:37] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{10}
  190. [12:37] <ShalashaskaDM> The Boss is Slain!
  191. [12:37] <ShalashaskaDM> whoa
  192. [12:37] <ShalashaskaDM> HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  193. [12:38] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah Thal!"
  194. [12:38] <Thalix_> "um..."
  195. [12:38] <ShalashaskaDM> Ahem! Yes.
  196. [12:38] <ShalashaskaDM> Now, will you do anything else thalix?
  197. [12:38] <Thalix_> Hit one of the still enemy imps with some sick c ardage
  198. [12:39] <ShalashaskaDM> Yes. Of course.
  199. [12:39] <Thalix_> !roll 1d20+5 for out of this world radical cardage
  200. [12:39] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+5 for out of this world radical cardage --> [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
  201. [12:39] <Thalix_> :"""""""""(
  202. [12:39] <ShalashaskaDM> The card nicks your hand as you not only miss the throw, but bury the card quite firmly in Ana's ballistic vest.
  203. [12:39] <Thalix_> "Oh shit sorry!"
  204. [12:40] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 Violescence
  205. [12:40] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d6 Violescence --> [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
  206. [12:40] <Thalix_> End Turn, and quite sadly
  207. [12:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "It's fine!"
  208. [12:41] <ShalashaskaDM> An Imp grieves for the Boss, then moves in to attack his killer.
  209. [12:41] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1 on thalix
  210. [12:41] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 on thalix --> [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
  211. [12:41] <ShalashaskaDM> A hit. And a comfortable one at that.
  212. [12:41] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4-1
  213. [12:41] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{3}
  214. [12:41] <ShalashaskaDM> You take three damage, and Ana gets her turn.
  215. [12:41] * Anastasia_Locke bashes that guy who just punched Thalix
  216. [12:42] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 Power Attack 2
  217. [12:42] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+8 Power Attack 2 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{15}
  218. [12:42] <ShalashaskaDM> Good choice; he hasn't been hurt yet.
  219. [12:42] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll your damage.
  220. [12:42] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d4+8 damage
  221. [12:42] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 4d4+8 damage --> [ 4d4=13 ]{21}
  222. [12:43] * Anastasia_Locke then smashes whoever else looks like they aren't scared enough yet, same power
  223. [12:43] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 to hit
  224. [12:43] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+8 to hit --> [ 1d20=9 ]{17}
  225. [12:43] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d4 damage
  226. [12:43] <ShalashaskaDM> What a power(ful) attack! Your swiss army baton *literally turns him inside out.* Imps are actually quite boring on the inside, most of you think absentmindedly as he explodes into grist.
  227. [12:43] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 4d4 damage --> [ 4d4=10 ]{10}
  228. [12:43] <Kirk_Stevens> wait
  229. [12:43] <Kirk_Stevens> i thought you could only use enchant for major actions
  230. [12:44] <Anastasia_Locke> It's tied to the attack
  231. [12:44] <Anastasia_Locke> If you attack as minor action, it can still apply
  232. [12:44] <Kirk_Stevens> Using enchant and attacking counts as one major action.
  233. [12:44] <Kirk_Stevens> from the phb
  234. [12:45] <Anastasia_Locke> And then MindKind turns that into a minor action
  235. [12:45] <Kirk_Stevens> eh
  236. [12:45] <Kirk_Stevens> what do you say dm
  237. [12:45] <Anastasia_Locke> Unless I've been doing it wrong
  238. [12:45] <ShalashaskaDM> Naw you good. You've got 6 imps left to kill, so we may as well speed this up.
  239. [12:46] <Anastasia_Locke> Asking DM Chat in meantime
  240. [12:46] <ShalashaskaDM> This of course annihilates the next imp, who cries a little as he is carved in half with the baton.
  241. [12:46] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn, either way
  242. [12:46] <ShalashaskaDM> Oh, my b. It was 5. Anyway, one of the remaining 4 attacks thalix.
  243. [12:46] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  244. [12:46] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
  245. [12:47] <ShalashaskaDM> A solid hit!
  246. [12:47] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4-1
  247. [12:47] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{1}
  248. [12:47] <ShalashaskaDM> ...that does very little damage. You take 1 damage, and the next guy goes.
  249. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> He attacks kirk
  250. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  251. [12:48] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{11}
  252. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> He misses, though.
  253. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> Then imp 3
  254. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  255. [12:48] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
  256. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> He misses as well
  257. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> Lastly
  258. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> Imp 4 attacks ana
  259. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20-1
  260. [12:48] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
  261. [12:48] <ShalashaskaDM> Kirk, your turn.
  262. [12:49] <Kirk_Stevens> oh wow again
  263. [12:49] <ShalashaskaDM> Yeah
  264. [12:49] <ShalashaskaDM> I sort of try to rush it when there are a lot of opponents because fighting that many and waiting that long for your turn sucks.
  265. [12:49] <Kirk_Stevens> we get enchant ranks added to attack rolls?
  266. [12:49] <Anastasia_Locke> Not unless you cast Seeking Attack
  267. [12:49] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  268. [12:50] <Kirk_Stevens> so im doing the power attack or whatever the name is
  269. [12:50] <Kirk_Stevens> off of my rifle
  270. [12:50] <ShalashaskaDM> Okay
  271. [12:50] <Kirk_Stevens> rank 1
  272. [12:50] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20 + 2
  273. [12:50] <`TempDice> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20 + 2 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  274. [12:50] <Kirk_Stevens> oh man
  275. [12:50] <ShalashaskaDM> kuh-RITTED.
  276. [12:51] <Kirk_Stevens> okay so my gun gives me a +2 to damage
  277. [12:51] <ShalashaskaDM> Since most of these shits actually have low HP
  278. [12:51] <Kirk_Stevens> would that be doubled too?
  279. [12:51] <Kirk_Stevens> wait it doesnt even matter does it
  280. [12:51] <ShalashaskaDM> I'm gonna let you hit two of them
  281. [12:51] <ShalashaskaDM> And no it is not doubled.
  282. [12:51] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 4d6+4
  283. [12:51] <`TempDice> Kirk_Stevens rolled 4d6+4 --> [ 4d6=17 ]{21}
  284. [12:52] <Kirk_Stevens> unless you want me to split up the damage between the two
  285. [12:52] <ShalashaskaDM> Two imps die to your divided damage. You must be quite proud of yourself!
  286. [12:52] <Kirk_Stevens> hell yes
  287. [12:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "Woohoo!"
  288. [12:52] <ShalashaskaDM> Hopefully this goes into your Call of Duty Montage, and they accept you into Faze!
  289. [12:52] <Kirk_Stevens> *I stand there in disbelief at the fact that I am so great at everything.*
  290. [12:53] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll wis
  291. [12:53] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
  292. [12:53] <`TempDice> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
  293. [12:54] <ShalashaskaDM> You continue to disbelieve that you are so great at everything.
  294. [12:54] <ShalashaskaDM> Would you like to do anything else before Thalix gets his turn?
  295. [12:54] <Kirk_Stevens> nah
  296. [12:55] <ShalashaskaDM> HEIGH HO THALIX, AWAY!
  297. [12:55] <Thalix_> THALIX HOOOOOO
  298. [12:55] <Thalix_> !roll 1d20+5 to gloriously slice an imp
  299. [12:55] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+5 to gloriously slice an imp --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  300. [12:55] <Thalix_> !roll 1d6+5 for glorious damage
  301. [12:55] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d6+5 for glorious damage --> [ 1d6=6 ]{11}
  302. [12:56] <ShalashaskaDM> oh bb
  303. [12:56] <Thalix_> IT WAS GLORIOUS DAMAGE
  304. [12:56] <ShalashaskaDM> That makes for one dead ass imp
  305. [12:56] <ShalashaskaDM> You can very faintly hear something. What is it?
  306. [12:56] <ShalashaskaDM> It sounds like...
  307. [12:56] <ShalashaskaDM> WHOA
  308. [12:56] <ShalashaskaDM> HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
  309. [12:57] <Thalix_> !roll 1d20+5 to effortlessly cut an imp using a card and with glorious precision
  310. [12:57] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+5 to effortlessly cut an imp using a card and with glorious precision --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  311. [12:57] <Thalix_> !rroll 1d4 to cut the imp most efficaciously
  312. [12:57] <ShalashaskaDM> ((too many r's there buddy))
  313. [12:57] <Thalix_> !roll 1d4 to cut the imp with less bravado then before
  314. [12:57] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d4 to cut the imp with less bravado then before --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  315. [12:58] <ShalashaskaDM> Sadly your lack of bravado shows. Why'd you stop believing?!
  316. [12:58] <Thalix_> The damage is heart wrenching, and you feel upset, BUT NEIGH
  317. [12:58] <ShalashaskaDM> The final imp cedes his turn to Ana the Terrible.
  318. [12:58] <ShalashaskaDM> YOUR HEART WILL GO ON MY SON
  319. [12:58] <Thalix_> YOU KILL THE LAST IMP
  320. [12:58] <Thalix_> WITH
  321. [12:58] <Thalix_> KINDNESS!!!!!!
  322. [12:59] <Thalix_> SPEECH ACTION AWAAAY
  323. [12:59] * Anastasia_Locke kills the last imp with kindness
  324. [12:59] <Anastasia_Locke> Kindness, incidentally, is the name of her hitting stick
  325. [12:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 to hit Power Attack 2
  326. [12:59] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+8 to hit Power Attack 2 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
  327. [12:59] <ShalashaskaDM> This is unsurprising, but accurate.
  328. [12:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d4+8
  329. [12:59] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 4d4+8 --> [ 4d4=9 ]{17}
  330. [13:00] <ShalashaskaDM> The imp is overcome with kindness and explodes into a zillion grist.
  331. [13:00] <ShalashaskaDM> After many memes, the three of you have emerged victorious over the scrublords.
  332. [13:00] <Anastasia_Locke> "Woo!"
  333. [13:01] <Thalix_> Stand proudly in a ray of golden sunlight
  334. [13:01] <ShalashaskaDM> My strifes grow increasingly lame with each passing day. I only have so many memes and jokes.
  335. [13:01] <ShalashaskaDM> roll con to appear impressive in the sunlight.
  336. [13:01] <Thalix_> !roll 1d20+1
  337. [13:01] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{14}
  338. [13:02] <ShalashaskaDM> You successfully manage to appear somewhat impressive. Ana, roll wis to be unimpressed, DC 14
  339. [13:02] <Thalix_> Best meme in a fight? 100 Ogres, no absconding
  340. [13:02] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+1 to be unimpressed
  341. [13:02] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+1 to be unimpressed --> [ 1d20=10 ]{11}
  342. [13:02] * Anastasia_Locke is impressed
  343. [13:02] <ShalashaskaDM> You are very impressed, and swoon a little at seeing the sight.
  344. [13:03] <ShalashaskaDM> Meanwhile your DM is slamming dolls together at the lips who look like your two characters.
  345. [13:03] <ShalashaskaDM> Alright y'all. If y'all wanna fight more, I can give it to you.
  346. [13:03] <Anastasia_Locke> I'd be happy to continue
  347. [13:03] <Thalix_> I kinda do want more
  348. [13:03] <ShalashaskaDM> But it'll be a tough one. Are y'all ready for this?!
  349. [13:03] <Kirk_Stevens> i am fine
  350. [13:03] <Kirk_Stevens> with doing more i mean
  351. [13:04] <Thalix_> Lets do this
  352. [13:04] <ShalashaskaDM> Two basilisks stroll up outta friggin' nowhwere.
  353. [13:04] <ShalashaskaDM> They're names are Tigger and Pooh.
  354. [13:04] <Anastasia_Locke> ((For the record, DM chat does indeed say that Enchant is major only. So I am now retroactively a filthy cheater))
  355. [13:04] <Thalix_> 1,000,000 GICLOPS LETS DO THIS
  356. [13:04] <ShalashaskaDM> I used the wrong version of their.
  357. [13:04] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Will strife with this in mind from now on))
  358. [13:05] <ShalashaskaDM> Your DM feels terrible for this transgression, and rewards you each 10 XP for this error on his part, but only after this strife is completed.
  359. [13:05] <Thalix_> !roll 1d20+5 to get first attack and befriend Pooh cause his name is adorable
  360. [13:05] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+5 to get first attack and befriend Pooh cause his name is adorable --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  361. [13:05] <Thalix_> Im sorry Pooh
  362. [13:05] <Thalix_> Its time to die
  363. [13:05] <Kirk_Stevens> we all get 90 exp after the last strife right
  364. [13:05] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+5 to get first attack and befriend Pooh cause his name is adorable --> [ 1d20=5 ]{MAGIC}
  365. [13:05] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 2#d20+4 Tigger and Pooh respectively
  366. [13:05] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 2#d20+4 Tigger and Pooh respectively --> [ 1d20=15 ]{19}, [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  367. [13:05] <ShalashaskaDM> ((and yes0)
  368. [13:05] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2 for intiatkive
  369. [13:05] <`TempDice> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20+2 for intiatkive --> [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
  370. [13:06] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2 Initiative
  371. [13:06] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 Initiative --> [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
  372. [13:06] <Thalix_> Damn, 90!!
  373. [13:06] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Grist and XP after we're done strifing entirely, I imagine?))
  374. [13:06] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Just add together from the different enemy sets))
  375. [13:06] <ShalashaskaDM> Pooh, Tigger, Ana, Kirk, Thalix
  376. [13:06] <Thalix_> ((Yeah these basilisks will be a good amount of XP))
  377. [13:06] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah cause i would have just leveled up
  378. [13:07] <ShalashaskaDM> ((And yes. Plus the 10 XP I'm giving you for me being a moron))
  379. [13:07] <Kirk_Stevens> so thats semi important
  380. [13:07] <Thalix_> ((well add it all up in the end))
  381. [13:07] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  382. [13:07] <Anastasia_Locke> ((To be fair, I was the one who never got corrected until now. S'not your fault))
  383. [13:07] <ShalashaskaDM> So let's seeeeeee. Pooh is a friendly old bird indeed. He decides he wants to give Thalix a hug, because he read Thalix's mind.
  384. [13:07] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+7 grapple
  385. [13:07] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20+7 grapple --> [ 1d20=6 ]{13}
  386. [13:07] <ShalashaskaDM> Dex or acro resist
  387. [13:08] <ShalashaskaDM> No wait
  388. [13:08] <Kirk_Stevens> its acrobatics or athlectics
  389. [13:08] <ShalashaskaDM> Acro or Athl resist. That's better.
  390. [13:09] <Thalix_> !roll 1d20+5
  391. [13:09] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
  392. [13:10] <Thalix_> :O
  393. [13:10] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Opposed check ties go to defender. DC checks like AC or resistances that tie go to attacker))
  394. [13:10] <ShalashaskaDM> You manage to duck out of his grip just in time!
  395. [13:11] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Yeah, you're good dog. I like to think of a check as "setting" a DC that the defender has to hit or pass))
  396. [13:11] <Anastasia_Locke> ((That's actually a pretty good way to remember it. I'll have to keep that in mind))
  397. [13:11] <ShalashaskaDM> Pooh seems somewhat disappointed, and not just for being deprived of the opportunity to make a potential new friend smell his body odor! He got that rumbly in his tumbly!
  398. [13:11] <Anastasia_Locke> Better keep your hands protected
  399. [13:11] <Kirk_Stevens> ^
  400. [13:12] <ShalashaskaDM> Tigger will take his turn, and do something similar with ana. Really, as far as tigger's movement goes, it's really quite strange and irritating. He tries to keep hopping on his tail, but it just makes this painful sounding cracking noise every time he does it.
  401. [13:13] <Anastasia_Locke> "That CAN'T be fun..."
  402. [13:13] <ShalashaskaDM> "It really isn't." He replies as he attempts to grapple ana.
  403. [13:13] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+7
  404. [13:13] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{17}
  405. [13:13] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  406. [13:13] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{12}
  407. [13:14] <ShalashaskaDM> He gets his grip around you, and holds on tight!
  408. [13:14] <Anastasia_Locke> "Then why would you keep on doing that?"
  409. [13:14] <ShalashaskaDM> He uses his minor to slap you silly while you're in his grip.
  410. [13:15] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20
  411. [13:15] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
  412. [13:15] <ShalashaskaDM> He fails to slap you for asking stupid questions.
  413. [13:15] <ShalashaskaDM> "It's thematic!" he says. Upon closer inspection, you notice that he is covered in bright orange stripes, like tigger.
  414. [13:16] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thematic to WHAT?"
  415. [13:16] * Anastasia_Locke completely misses the reference
  416. [13:16] <ShalashaskaDM> "Thematic to ME!" Pooh says happily, dancing around on his spot and eating out of a jar of honey.
  417. [13:17] <Anastasia_Locke> "That doesn't- what?"
  418. [13:17] <ShalashaskaDM> Tigger yields his turn to ana
  419. [13:17] * Anastasia_Locke tries to understand the reference, via the fine art of hitting it with a stick
  420. [13:18] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+5 Concentration
  421. [13:18] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+5 Concentration --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
  422. [13:18] * Anastasia_Locke fails to cast Power Attack 2, which fizzles or however that works
  423. [13:18] <ShalashaskaDM> I b'lieve you've missed your concentration check, m'dear.
  424. [13:18] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 to hit normally
  425. [13:18] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+8 to hit normally --> [ 1d20=18 ]{26}
  426. [13:18] <ShalashaskaDM> That's better.
  427. [13:18] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll damage
  428. [13:18] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+8 damage anyway
  429. [13:18] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2d4+8 damage anyway --> [ 2d4=6 ]{14}
  430. [13:19] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 minor action
  431. [13:19] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+8 minor action --> [ 1d20=18 ]{26}
  432. [13:19] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4 offhand
  433. [13:19] <`TempDice> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2d4 offhand --> [ 2d4=3 ]{3}
  434. [13:19] <ShalashaskaDM> Tigger is not feeling so wonderful.
  435. [13:19] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  436. [13:20] <Anastasia_Locke> "Would you idiots stop with the grabbing!?"
  437. [13:20] <ShalashaskaDM> Kirk
  438. [13:20] <ShalashaskaDM> "Well
  439. [13:20] <ShalashaskaDM> It IS part of our job."
  440. [13:20] <Kirk_Stevens> I rifle at the tigger one
  441. [13:20] <Anastasia_Locke> "Who is hiring all this cannon fodder anyway?"
  442. [13:20] <Kirk_Stevens> with the power attack thing or whatevver its called
  443. [13:20] <ShalashaskaDM> "I dunno. I heard about a babysitting position."
  444. [13:20] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
  445. [13:20] <`TempDice> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
  446. [13:20] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah
  447. [13:21] <ShalashaskaDM> roll damage
  448. [13:21] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 2d8+4
  449. [13:21] <`TempDice> Kirk_Stevens rolled 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=8 ]{12}
  450. [13:21] <Kirk_Stevens> perfection
  451. [13:21] <Anastasia_Locke> "That's still open, actually. Are you interested?"
  452. [13:21] <ShalashaskaDM> Nothing can be done to improve it as Tigger is interrupted in the middle of affirming his interest in the babysitting position.
  453. [13:22] <ShalashaskaDM> Kirk is the reason the job economy is terrible.
  454. [13:22] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh. Never mind I guess."
  455. [13:23] <Kirk_Stevens> yes
  456. [13:23] <Kirk_Stevens> take that economy
  457. [13:23] <ShalashaskaDM> Thalix is up next unless kirk would like to do anything else.
  458. [13:23] <Kirk_Stevens> no im good
  459. [13:23] <ShalashaskaDM> Alright Thalix_
  460. [13:24] <Thalix_> Cut Tigger cause he sucks
  461. [13:24] <Thalix_> !roll 1d20+5
  462. [13:24] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
  463. [13:24] <Thalix_> !roll 1d6+5
  464. [13:24] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{9}
  465. [13:24] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Tigger's dead my son))
  466. [13:25] <Thalix_> ((was or is?))
  467. [13:25] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Tigger was just killed by kirk))
  468. [13:25] <Thalix_> Oh
  469. [13:25] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Pooh's just hanging out next to you))
  470. [13:25] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Eating hunny))
  471. [13:25] <Thalix_> Then apply everything above to Pooh cause i thought Pooh was kill
  472. [13:26] <ShalashaskaDM> but what if poo was not kill
  473. [13:26] <Thalix_> He will become kill
  474. [13:26] <ShalashaskaDM> what if poo wuz merely damaged for 12?
  475. [13:26] <ShalashaskaDM> illuminait cunformed
  476. [13:26] <Thalix_> He has now damage for 9 too
  477. [13:26] <ShalashaskaDM> Okay
  478. [13:26] <ShalashaskaDM> Anything else?
  479. [13:27] <Thalix_> Also take Pooh's Hunny and Captchalogue it
  480. [13:27] <ShalashaskaDM> Oh no!
  481. [13:27] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll dex to captchalogue it
  482. [13:27] <ShalashaskaDM> against his ac
  483. [13:27] <Thalix_> !roll 1d20+5
  484. [13:27] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  485. [13:27] <Thalix_> Sorry Pooh
  486. [13:27] <ShalashaskaDM> Y-you unspeakably cruel monster!
  487. [13:28] <ShalashaskaDM> Pooh begins to cry uncontrollably.
  488. [13:28] <Thalix_> Give Pooh a hug and assure him everything will be ok
  489. [13:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "Um..."
  490. [13:28] <ShalashaskaDM> You have now made pooh cry for that honey. I hope you're happy with yourself as he takes his turn and does the same
  491. [13:28] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+7 grapple
  492. [13:28] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20+7 grapple --> [ 1d20=14 ]{21}
  493. [13:28] <Thalix_> "No Po0h! Jo1n us!"
  494. [13:29] <ShalashaskaDM> Are you gonna resist this grapple or what?
  495. [13:29] <Thalix_> Offer Pooh Honey to become your friend, and an asuring smile
  496. [13:29] <Thalix_> Not yet
  497. [13:29] <ShalashaskaDM> Honey you just took! Roll persuasion at a disadvantage.
  498. [13:29] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20
  499. [13:29] <`TempDice> ShalashaskaDM rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
  500. [13:30] <Thalix_> !roll 2#1d20+5
  501. [13:30] <`TempDice> Thalix_ rolled 2#1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}, [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
  502. [13:30] <Thalix_> HHAHAHHHA
  503. [13:30] <ShalashaskaDM> ...
  504. [13:30] <ShalashaskaDM> damn.
  505. [13:30] <Thalix_> I AM THE CRIT LORD
  506. [13:30] == Tyche[Dice] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  507. [13:30] <ShalashaskaDM> Well, to be fair, you didn't *crit*, but you did just pass a 19 check at disadvantage and only barely.
  508. [13:31] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Wasted the crit, yeah))
  509. [13:31] <Thalix_> I was just displaying my power
  510. [13:31] <ShalashaskaDM> Pooh takes the honey and absconds. It's the best you can do after being such a bully.
  511. [13:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "You guys want me to drag him back?"
  512. [13:31] <ShalashaskaDM> He had 8 HP remaining, so while you don't get his grist, you get his XP.
  513. [13:31] <Thalix_> "No Po0h you can be our fri3nd damn1t!"
  514. [13:31] <ShalashaskaDM> Oh, you can do that too.
  515. [13:31] <ShalashaskaDM> Ana's turn is next, soooo...
  516. [13:31] <Kirk_Stevens> i have a rifle can i shoot him as he runs
  517. [13:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "I can pull him over here if you like."
  518. [13:32] == `TempDice [[email protected]] has quit []
  519. [13:32] <Thalix_> "Dont kill him i want a pet!"
  520. [13:32] <ShalashaskaDM> Have at it Ana
  521. [13:32] <Kirk_Stevens> or ana can do her shit
  522. [13:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "I'll try, yeah."
  523. [13:32] <Anastasia_Locke> How far is he?
  524. [13:32] <ShalashaskaDM> Oh, I dunno. I'll have to make something up. How does... 50? 50 sound good?
  525. [13:32] <Anastasia_Locke> Sure
  526. [13:33] <ShalashaskaDM> No,
  527. [13:33] <ShalashaskaDM> 45
  528. [13:33] <ShalashaskaDM> That's his move speed
  529. [13:33] <Anastasia_Locke> Is it possible to make an attack nonlethal?
  530. [13:33] <Anastasia_Locke> Leave him unconscious but not kill?
  531. [13:33] <ShalashaskaDM> Yeah
  532. [13:33] <ShalashaskaDM> Just declare it.
  533. [13:33] <Thalix_> I want a pet!))
  534. [13:33] * Anastasia_Locke does that
  535. [13:33] <ShalashaskaDM> roll tohit
  536. [13:33] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 Pull 6
  537. [13:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 Pull 6 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{25}
  538. [13:33] <ShalashaskaDM> That's effective.
  539. [13:34] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 6d3 nonlethal damage, pull 30 feet
  540. [13:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 6d3 nonlethal damage, pull 30 feet --> [ 6d3=14 ]{14}
  541. [13:34] <ShalashaskaDM> You only do 8 as a consequence of nonlethality. Pooh is stabilized at 0 HP, clutching onto his hunny and making funny noises as he snoozes.
  542. [13:34] <Anastasia_Locke> "Done!"
  543. [13:34] <ShalashaskaDM> ((I, uh, I'm not sure I feel comfortable giving you a pet like a basilisk without your DM's approval.))
  544. [13:34] * Thalix_ bounds after Pooh to make him our friend
  545. [13:35] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Entirely reasonable))
  546. [13:35] <Thalix_> Ill just captchalogue him until Jac says yes or no
  547. [13:35] <Kirk_Stevens> its okay i still got a turn right
  548. [13:35] <ShalashaskaDM> I don't think so. The strife is effectively over.
  549. [13:35] <Kirk_Stevens> darn it
  550. [13:35] <Thalix_> ?Captchalogue? the sleeping Basilisk
  551. [13:36] <ShalashaskaDM> I guess so. Hey, looks like ana's got her child-rearing sla-er, employee.
  552. [13:36] <Thalix_> Yusssssss
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