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- WRESTLEDRINK: HONEY IN THE DRINK EDITION
- RULES:
- - If something on this list happens, you drink.
- - A drink is one sip from whatever cup or bottle you have. If you go overboard, you
- won't make it through the show.
- - Alternatively you can play on nonstop-ultimate-climax difficulty by drinking once for EVERY two-count.
- - At the start of every match, you have to pick which wrestler or team of wrestlers
- is your tip to win, as well as which one you are "drinking for".
- - Each competitor has their own list of unique rules. If you are drinking for a
- wrestler in a given match, you must follow their rules as well as the general ones.
- - The group can call mercy rule after drinking for any general rule more than 5 times in a match.
- - Unless otherwise specified (with a *), only drink for things that happen during a match; that is,
- between the two bells.
- - If a situation arises where you are in doubt about whether to drink, drink.
- - You can stop drinking at any time (duh). It's better if you can remember the Main Event the next day.
- - Alternatively you can attempt Wrestledrink on Nonstop Infinite Climax difficulty by drinking for every 2 count (and on this PPV, every time someone sets a ladder up under the briefcase).
- GENERAL DRINKING RULES:
- These apply to everybody throughout the PPV. All are worth 1 drink unless otherwise
- specified.
- - A wrestler does a finishing or signature move
- - A finishing or signature move is reversed - +1 drink (2 total)
- - The ropes are used to break a hold or pin
- - Any weapon is used which is not legal in that match
- - Any person not on the card for that match interferes
- - If the wrestler you tipped to win does not win - 3 drinks
- - Any Superstar makes a surprise call-up/debut/return - 2 drinks
- - If there is a ref bump - 2 drinks
- - If Tom accidentally resets the video, groan heavily and then drink
- - Whenever a title changes hands, drink a toast to the new champion together!
- MATCH SPECIFIC RULES:
- SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: LANA vs. NAOMI(c)
- GENERAL RULE: Each player must call over/under 5 minutes on the match duration before the match; incorrect guesses are worth 2 drinks.
- THE RETURNING RUSSIAN:
- - Cheating - +2 drinks
- - Dancing/Stripping-based offense - 3 drinks
- THE HUMAN GLOWSTICK:
- - Loses - 4 drinks
- - Attacked before ring bell - 3 drinks*
- SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: THE USOS(c) vs. THE NEW DAY
- GENERAL RULE: WWE recently acknowledged in an on-air network segment that there is an internal ruling of "Only one save of one's tag team partner is allowed per match". If a wrestler breaks that rule in this match, we drink thrice.
- USO PENITENTIARY BLUES:
- - Do their "UCE" "OHHH" call - 3 drinks*
- - Attack Xavier Woods - 2 drinks
- - Win cleanly - 3 drinks
- TITLE HOGGING BULLIES:
- - Xavier wrestles - 4 drinks
- - Move to the outside - 2 drinks, +1 if it's Kofi
- - Another team gets involved - 3 drinks and a sigh
- 5 WOMAN MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR AN OPEN TITLE MATCH CONTRACT: CHARLOTTE vs. CARMELLA vs. BECKY LYNCH vs. TAMINA vs. NATALYA
- GENERAL RULE: There's never been a Women's ladder match of any kind in WWE before. For every bump involving a ladder, take one small drink for that woman, and one giant drink for WWE changing its ways.
- THE QUEEN OF TWEEN:
- - Moonsault - 2 drinks, +2 if off a ladder
- BUCKY LAUNCH:
- - Disarmer prevents someone from setting up ladder/reaching case - 4 drinks
- IT'S JUST "TAMINA", THANKS:
- - Her splash has a new name - 3 drinks
- - Tips over a ladder - 1 drink
- NAT A CHANCE:
- - Climbs ladder - 2 drinks
- - Reaches for briefcase - 2 drinks
- JERSEY CARAMEL:
- - James Ellsworth interferes - +2 drinks, +2 if one of the women beats him down
- 6 MAN MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR AN OPEN WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CONTRACT: KEVIN OWENS vs. AJ STYLES vs. SAMI ZAYN vs. BARON CORBIN vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER vs. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
- GENERAL RULE: In addition to drinking for a wrestler, the following general rules apply before, after, and during this match, and this match ONLY:
- - Grabbing for title at top of ladder - 1 drink
- - Punch up on ladder - 2 drinks
- - Aeroplane spin spot - 4 drinks
- - Injury (real or kayfabe)* - 3 drinks
- - More than 3 ladders set up simultaneously - 3 drinks
- - Move off the top of the ladder (+2 drinks if not caught) - 2 drinks
- - Move onto or otherwise using a ladder - 2 drinks
- THE HEEL OF AMERICA:
- - Ladder duel - +2 drinks, +1 exta if it's with Sami
- PLASTIC WOLF SKULL JACKET:
- - Breaks a ladder - 4 drinks
- SAMI 'SPLAIN:
- - Wins - 5 drinks
- OUR LOST AND CONFUSED BOY:
- - Signature bump - 2 drinks
- - Runs up the ladder - 2 drinks
- #1 VIOLIN ENTRANCE WORLD:
- - Kinshasa's someone off a ladder - 3 drinks
- - Eats a finisher - 2 drinks
- BIG MATCH STYLES:
- - Jumps off a ladder - +1 drink
- - Attempts to get the title unconventionally - 3 drinks, +2 if it works
- WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: JINDER MAHAL(c) vs. RANDY ORTON
- GENERAL RULE: No general rule for the Main Event, congratulations on making it through the show everyone!
- UNHINDERED AT LAST:
- - Singh Brothers interfere - +1 drink, +1 if Randy destroys them
- - Lays hands on Cowboy Bob Orton - 3 drinks
- - Takes the DQ/count-out win - 3 drinks
- 3RD-GENERATION SNOREFEST:
- - Cowboy Bob interferes - +1 drink for distraction, +1 more if he gets physical, +1 more if he uses cast
- - RKO is reversed - +2 drinks
- - Ends the PPV KO'd and laid out - 4 drinks
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