Mark's Magic Hoodie (MAINCHAT)

<GoodTimes>: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Manipulation & http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Playing
<GoodTimes>: haha time for penalty game
<Wrong_Way>: that doesn't sound fun
<Okeanos>: mark
<Okeanos>: penalty
<Okeanos>: sit in the corner
<Wrong_Way>: What?
<Okeanos>: for 3 minutes
<Wrong_Way>: that is so unfair
Okeanos gives mark his labtop and free gourmet meal
<Jitterbug>: yaaaaaaaaay
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Okeanos>: im sorry but thats the rules, now get in there the masseuse is waiting
<Wrong_Way>: ...
Wrong_Way takes the penalty
<Skyler>: are the masseuses qt's?
<Skyler>: OKEANOS I ASKED YOU A QUESTION
Okeanos slaps skylers question from space time
<Skyler>: fug u
<Okeanos>: yes skyler they are qts
<Skyler>: well, uh
<Skyler>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxLGSMtqtM&feature=kp
<GoodTimes>: >breaking the law
<GoodTimes>: >implying you won't just get immediately punished if you do
<GoodTimes>: GOTTA PLAY BY THE RULES
<Skyler>: I'll take my penalty B)
<GoodTimes>: YOUR PENALTY
<GoodTimes>: IS DEATH.
<Skyler>: wait what
<Skyler>: no
<Skyler>: I wanted qt's
<GoodTimes>: TOO BAD
<GoodTimes>: IF NOT DEATH, IT'S SOME OTHER CRIPPLING THING
<GoodTimes>: DEPENDENT ON THE DEGREE OF RULEBREAKING
<Skyler>: ...weeeeeeelll
<Skyler>: it's a good thing
<Skyler>: that I did not break the law
<Skyler>: a-and play by the rules
<GoodTimes>: IT IS A GOOD THING.
<Skyler>: y-yeah <:^D
<GoodTimes>: >:C
<Skyler>: <:^)
<GoodTimes>: >:C
<Okeanos>: hm skyler you get a yellow penalty card
<Skyler>: <:^|
Okeanos pushes the button pulling skyler into the hall of frisky cthulhuian horrors
<Okeanos>: yes
<Okeanos>: wrong_way are you enjoy the prized cakes? Those are real flecks of gold on them
<Okeanos>: made by our master qt chefs
<Skyler>: W-WHAT PENTALTY DID WW GET!?
Skyler clamors on the side of the hall
<Judgemaster>: BE LUCKY I'M NOT HANDING OUT YOUR PENALTIES
<Judgemaster>: YET.
<Judgemaster>: YOU'D PROBABLY GO INSANE OR SOMETHING.
<Judgemaster>: OR BANISHMENT.
<Skyler>: YOU HAVEN'T FELT THAT FEEL LIKE I HAVE, JUDGEMASTER
<Skyler>: IT IS BOTH OF THOSE, COMBINED, AND WORSE
<Okeanos>: WW GOT THE WORST PENALTY
<Skyler>: WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO GET THAT PENALTY!?
<Judgemaster>: IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU AREN'T GETTING IT
Jitterbug shoves Skyler over
<Jitterbug>: YEAH!
<Skyler>: YES I AM
<Skyler>: I SWEAR I'M TOTALLY A BAD DUDE
murrica arrests skyler
<murrica>: alright your under arrest
<murrica>: for bad dudery
<Skyler>: Is being arrested how I get to the qt punishment thing?
<Judgemaster>: >admitting to being a bad dude
<Judgemaster>: THEN YOU GET EVEN BIGGER PUNISHMENT.
<murrica>: If by qt
<murrica>: you mean prison rape
<murrica>: Then yes
<Skyler>: HAH, NO.
<HabeusKaiju>: Woah woah woah
<murrica>: all the qts youd ever want
Skyler rips off his handcuffs
<HabeusKaiju>: murrica
<HabeusKaiju>: May I vouch for my client?
murrica has cuffed skylers wings with I.C.E. cuffs
<Skyler>: I PLEAD THE 5TH
<murrica>: ....
<Skyler>: I DON'T HAVE WINGS, YOU CUNT
<murrica>: but your not on trial yet
<Skyler>: YOU CUFFED NOTHING
murrica attached the other pair to his neck and legs
<murrica>: Verbal assault of a un official
<murrica>: 5 months added
<Judgemaster>: >all this babby tier punishments
<Judgemaster>: I'D MAKE HIM GO MAD
<HabeusKaiju>: murrica, I would like to bring up the case of Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja, circA 1988
<murrica>: >prison rape
<Judgemaster>: WHERE EVERYONE HE SEES ISN'T A QT
<Judgemaster>: EVEN THE REAL QTS
<murrica>: .....that will happen
<HabeusKaiju>: Where there where two man
<murrica>: theres no qts in prison
<murrica>: but they all want him
<HabeusKaiju>: that, yes, were bad dudes
murrica points to skylers mouth
<HabeusKaiju>: but were they bad enough dudes to save the president?
<murrica>: I saw a kid like him go in to the system once
<murrica>: They beat all his teeth out
<Wingkun>: I dropped as soon as I called you a cunt
<Judgemaster>: I MEAN EVERYWHERE, NOT JUST PRISON.
<Judgemaster>: HE'LL GET HIS PRISON RAPE TOO.
<murrica>: So it would be easier when they came for him
<Wingkun>: so whatever you tried to do retroactively didn't happen B)
<murrica>: I have freedom
<murrica>: I literally dont have to play by the rules
<murrica>: Its my power B)
<Judgemaster>: ...
<Wingkun>: Anyways, I'm off to be alone, since /apparently/ I'm not good enough to be pampered by qt's
<Wingkun>: or bad enough
<Wingkun>: you people are getting too vague about this
<murrica>: I was just saying how the last kid like you had all his teeth beaten out first day, so when the prisoners came to rape him. He couldnt even stop them there
<Wingkun>: jeez man that's dark
<murrica>: night~
<Judgemaster>: >implying i can't just banish you anyway
<murrica>: actually a true event
<murrica>: i swear to god
<murrica>: judge
<murrica>: you have law manipulation
<murrica>: Im the embodiment of justice
<Wingkun>: go to bed you metaphysical concept embodiment
<murrica>: you cant banish justice
<murrica>: or freedom
Wingkun huts murrica
<Judgemaster>: THEN I'LL JUST RUN THE PENALTY GAME ANYWAY.
<Wrong_Way>: aw jeez, who invited america here?
<Judgemaster>: THE LAW THING'S A FORMALITY
<Wingkun>: pssst, ww
<Wingkun>: we should swap places
<Wrong_Way>: what? no way
<Wingkun>: you can pretend to be someone reverb vaguely respects
<Wingkun>: and I can get every other girl
<Wingkun>: eh? eh!?
<Wrong_Way>: B-but i thought reverb already respected me...
<Wingkun>: ahahaha
<Wrong_Way>: ;_;
<Wingkun>: classic mark
HabeusKaiju smacks Wingkun upside the head
Wrong_Way curls up in a classic mark ball on the floor
<Wrong_Way>: whyyyyyyyyyyy
<murrica>: she doesnt respect you skyler
<murrica>: and she respects mark more
Wingkun steals Wrong_Way's beige hoodie and boots him out of the qt punishment area
<Wingkun>: I got a bracelet one in a questionably canon event
<Wingkun>: so HAH
murrica puts wingkun in rikers island
<Wrong_Way>: aw jeez. i feel naked...
<murrica>: have fun
<HabeusKaiju>: please
<HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way got a kiss from her
<HabeusKaiju>: And she got the bracelet from a demon]
<HabeusKaiju>: And she got the bracelet from a demon
<Wingkun>: I was alone on the bed with her.
<Wrong_Way>: y-yeah, and it got me a turtle stand....
<HabeusKaiju>: Who knows what kinda curse that has
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Wingkun>: And I was shrtless.
<Wrong_Way>: whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy
*** Wingkun is now known as Skyler
<Skyler>: Why not!?
<Wrong_Way>: SHUT UP I'M TALKING TO MYSELF
<Wrong_Way>: ;___;
Skyler uses mark's magically enchanted beige hoodie to survive escaping from Riker's Island
HabeusKaiju glares at Skyler
<Skyler>: I DON'T NEED WINGS TO FLYYYYYY
Wrong_Way weeps for his missed oppertunities and his hoodie
<Skyler>: wait that's not it
<HabeusKaiju>: It's fine Wrong_Way, let's go get some McRibs, and we'll watch clone high, alright?
<Skyler>: HOW CAN SOMEONE WITH NO WINGS BE SO FLYYYYYYY
<Skyler>: yeah dats it B)
<Wrong_Way>: how can i eat mcribs without a hoodie to stain barbaque sauce on?
Skyler uses Wrong_Way's hoodie to fly off
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<HabeusKaiju>: give me a second
<Skyler>: AAAHAHAHA
HabeusKaiju grows to giant size, and grabs Skyler out of the air, taking back Wrong_Way's hoodie, and popping him back in jail
HabeusKaiju shrinks down, and hands Wrong_Way the hoodie
<Skyler>: ugh, you suuuuuck
<HabeusKaiju>: Here ya go. Better?
<Wrong_Way>: I guess so....do i have to pay for those mcribs?
<HabeusKaiju>: What? No! Proteges never pay for the mentor!
<murrica>: by lamia
<murrica>: yeah
<murrica>: your so cool, getting a bracelet from a demon goat man
<murrica>: she must like you
murrica laughs at skyler
murrica returns his stolen hoodie
murrica fades off
Skyler plots his way out of jail and into neutral mainchat land
Wrong_Way goes off to get mcribs with Habeus Kaiju as mentor and protege
HabeusKaiju rides them their on his moped
<HabeusKaiju>: *beep* *beep*
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya feeling it, Mr Rossi?
Skyler can finally drink enough to kill that feel.
<Wrong_Way>: Feel what? The bugs in my teeth?
<HabeusKaiju>: Nope
<HabeusKaiju>: the McRib
<HabeusKaiju>: IS BACK!
<Wrong_Way>: The McRib will always be back inside all of us
<HabeusKaiju>: Indeed
<HabeusKaiju>: After this, we watching Robocop?
<Wrong_Way>: isn't it about that dopey movie about that guy who become a robot police man or something?
<HabeusKaiju>: Woah woah woah
<Judgemaster>: Eh, I've gotta go pretty soon.
<Judgemaster>: I'm just finishing this episode of GCCX first.
<Skyler>: seeya geetee
<Skyler>: after that's over, anyways
<HabeusKaiju>: You did
<HabeusKaiju>: You did not just call Robocop dopey
*** Okeanos is now known as Okeanosad
<HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way, do you want a McRib?
<Skyler>: Hey, bearded shirtless guy, why are you sad?
Okeanosad gives wrong_way a turtleburger (madefrom REALCOWS*)
<Wrong_Way>: WOAH THANKS OKEANOS
<Wrong_Way>: I didn't know you could run this fast!
<HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way, I will turn this moped around if you do not retract your statement on robocop