my dream about the condesce

CBD: that reminds me
CBD: i had the weirdest dream last night
FLP4: whǝt'd you drɐǝm
CBD: that i was at my highschool taking some sort of exam
CBD: and the condesce was there for some reason
CBD: watching
FLP4: oh shiiit
CBD: it was like
CBD: some dictatorial thing
CBD: glorious leader come to deign the peasant students with her godly presence that sort of thing
CBD: and then shit broke loose
CBD: i guess something happened and someone there was a rebel assassin or something
CBD: and the empress thought it was me
CBD: so i was like fuck
CBD: and i was running
FLP4: holy shit
CBD: and she had these crazy tentacles-erupting-from-the-earth-to-crush-you-to-death powers
CBD: so i was dodging tyrian tentacles
FLP4: hǝhǝ sounds fun
CBD: and shes just calmly walking after me doing her long-range tentacle bullshit
CBD: and i ran through the house of an acquaintance
CBD: and the tentacles didnt follow
CBD: so i calmly went out the other side and tried to blend in with the people on the sidewalk and then my acquaintance was grabbed by a sudden tentacle and crushed to death
CBD: so i said fuck this shit and suddenly knew how to fly
FLP4: o_o
FLP4: this is ǝ wɐird drɐǝm
CBD: i am a very lucid dreamer
CBD: so im flying away really fast out of town and across the desert
CBD: and the empress is still back near my school all like FUCK
CBD: and i just kept flying and somehow ran into my friend manny in the next town and since i thought i got away we hung out for a bit and then he could fly too so we decided to become fugitives together
CBD: we found a place to sleep in the desert, but in the morning, manny had been crushed to death by tentacles while we were sleeping
CBD: and it sucked
FLP4: :C oh
CBD: but apparently what happened was that since the empress found ~someone~ in the desert and crushed them, she thought she got me, and would be arriving to check the body to make sure it was me
CBD: so i somehow easily found some cadaver that looked like me and stuck her there in the desert and took manny's body with me to bury elsewhere
CBD: and then i flew to the middleeast for some reason
CBD: and then doc scracth found me ?????
CBD: he said he used google maps lol
FLP4: hǝhǝ oh my god
CBD: and then i woke up
FLP4: HAHAHAH
CBD: and i was like wtf
FLP4: HAHAHAHǝhHAHAHA
FLP4: KJHDKSJD
FLP4: googlɐ mǝps, thǝts grɐǝt
CPG: ωʍω < ahahahahhahahaha
CPG: ωʍω < google maps