RO/AC: Go tell on Cucali and be prepared

-- recreantOctopus [RO] began trolling abstruseContradiction [AC] --
RO: hi Bahari
RO: your not busy or being interrupted by anyone are you?
AC: Greetings, Cirrin. How are ψou?
AC: Hm..nope. Whψ?
RO: well obviously CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt want to be taking your time if your doing something important right?
AC: I'm not doing anψthing particularlψ important.
RO: okay!
RO: and
RO: how are you then?
AC: Aside from mψ lusus watching me like a hawk, I'm alright.
RO: okay thats great!
RO: and
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs fineish
RO: can CIRRIN RUNFAR ask you a question?
AC: Of course. What is it?
RO: last time you said you would prefer if people didnt maim each other right?
RO: if that sort of ends up happened would you actually do anything about it?
AC: I would take action, ψes. Did something happen?
RO: Yes!
RO: well no
RO: no maiming and CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt want any maiming
AC: Well ψes I don't believe anψbodψ would want maiming. What happened?
RO: no much just one little fight!
AC: One little fight.
RO: yes CIRRIN RUNFAR was barely hurt physically just a lot of bruises that will go away nothing permanant!
AC: What exactlψ happened for this to have taken place?
RO: let CIRRIN RUNFAR guess your just going to assume CIRRIN RUNFAR started it?
AC: Intuition tells me this might be so, but I just wish to confirm.
RO: well
RO: yes
RO: youd be right
RO: but she provoked CIRRIN RUNFAR!
AC: She tends to do that. What exactlψ happened?
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR lost
AC: I gathered as much.
AC: What exactlψ did she do?
RO: well she was gloating about how she took CIRRIN RUNFAR tongue and then chased CIRRIN RUNFAR and she kicked the crap out of CIRRIN RUNFAR to make CIRRIN RUNFAR scream
RO: and chased CIRRIN RUNFAR some more and then pushed CIRRIN RUNFAR against the wall and shes very strong so CIRRIN RUNFAR was pretty much helpless at this point and then she stuffed CIRRIN RUNFAR in a locker and then tursun came
RO: and let CIRRIN RUNFAR out
AC: ...
AC: Oh well how nice.
RO: and
RO: and well no that sums it up
RO: guess she was nice enough not to cut anything off even though she said she would like to but cant
AC: I see.
AC: I'll be sure to...speak to her about this.
RO: wait what what are you going to tell her??
AC: I'm going to tell her to stop beating trolls up whenever she feels like it.
RO: like shed listen anyway
AC: I'll find a waψ to make her listen.
RO: erm
AC: I'm not going to use violence or anψthing, rest assured.
RO: no CIRRIN RUNFAR wasnt really worried about that
AC: Then what are ψou worried about?
RO: dont make it sound like CIRRIN RUNFAR needs to come crying to you for help!
AC: That's what ψou're worried about? Don't fret, I won't saψ anψthing to let anψone think that.
RO: well because its not true right?
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR can totally take a few kicks and dark small spaces
AC: Of course ψou can take it! Ψou took getting ψour tongue cut off, that's prettψ brutal. Wait, whψ would dark small spaces be the problem here?
RO: noreason
AC: Are ψou sure?
RO: its just not a good place to be trapped in okay?
AC: Alright, alright. It is a less than optimal place to be trapped.
RO: its the worst place to be trapped with nowhere to go
RO: erm thinking about it logically that is
AC: Ψes, and after a while it just gets slightlψ harder to breathe.
RO: well yes!
AC: And the walls feel like theψ are closing in on ψou!
RO: oh my god
AC: Hmm ψes but this isn't a problem for ψou, is it. The real problem here is Cucali.
RO: well yes?
RO: she put CIRRIN RUNFAR in there
AC: Well as I said, don't worrψ, I'll talk to her and make it seem like ψou didn't come crψing to me.
AC: Which ψou totallψ didn't!
RO: totally!
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR just wants to make real sure that nothing else gets chopped off because thats terrible
AC: Ψes I think ψou've had enough extremities chopped off. This is definitelψ a think that we will trψ to prevent in the future.
RO: well no one did anything about it last time so why would CIRRIN RUNFAR think anything would happen next time?
AC: Because repaψing violence with violence is a method proven to be unsuccessful. It's best to give a warning first, and then take action.
RO: it has been proven unsuccessful?
AC: Well, it doesn't reallψ work well. It's unwise is what I'm saψing.
AC: I'd rather not use violence straight awaψ.
RO: why not?
AC: Because then a never-ending ring of hurt would ensue and I reallψ do not feel like dealing with that.
RO: but that doesnt usually happen right?
RO: like that saying
RO: and eye for an eye leaves the whole world wearing eye patches
AC: The possibilitψ of it happening is still there.
RO: but to stop that happening dont you have to be the one that gets violenced last?
AC: Hmm..ψes, I suppose.
RO: well that sucks because usually that happens because your weak and defeated and cant fight back and CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt want to be that guy again
AC: ..I see. Well, let's hope that ψou're not that guψ again then, hm?
RO: well yeah hope
RO: for all the good that will do
AC: Then instead of hope, work. Prepare ψourself so ψou are able to fight back.
RO: well thats what CIRRIN RUNFAR really wants to do but its hard when people are all ooh no youve got to stop provoking people and stick to deal and end violence CIRRIN RUNFAR
RO: everyone knows the attacker has the advantage
AC: Not alwaψs, ψou've got to learn how to turn the tables, so to speak.
RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR knows a couple of ways but its still easier if you choose when and where to fight
AC: Then ψou must learn how to predict when to expect the enemψ.
RO: any time we meet
AC: Then be prepared!
RO: sure CIRRIN RUNFAR will be prepared
AC: Well then, that's reallψ all that ψou can do.
RO: then CIRRIN RUNFARs going to really prepare to be prepared!
RO: erm thanks Bahari!
RO: see you around
AC: Goodbψe!
-- abstruseContradiction [AC] absconded from recreantOctopus [RO] --