Boner Police Ep. 05: Season Finale

"I have gathered you here because I need your help. You all owe me for something or other and I'm cashing in my chips."
>Cherry Berry crosses her legs and nods, "I'm in. Fuck the police. Fuck the Boner Police. I want my fucking balloon back."
>Berry Punch is actually sober today.
>She's weird when not drunk.
>Joyful one moment, depressed the next, then violently angry.
>You think the two berry ponies might be related...
>Cheerilee smiles at you, "I really do owe you Anon, you know, for that time you pis-"
"YES! As I was saying, the Boner Popo should be here at any moment and we're going to have some fun."
>There's a sound on the roof.
"Show time."
>The four of you run up your stairs and climb out of your window, onto the roof.
>The Boner Police have landed on your house in Cherry Berry's balloon with Rainbow Dash shrieking.
>"BWEEW WEEW, RAPE FROM ABOVE! DICK SIGHTED!"
>Cherry roars and slaps her goggles over her eyes, "GRAAAAWR!"
>She charges, "FUCK THE POLICE!"
"Cherry no!"
>Berry Punch charges right after her, "fuck parol!"
>You hop on Cheerilee's back and she runs at the balloon.
>The three Boner Police hop out of the balloon, brandishing their dragon dicks.
>Rainbow Dash slaps Cherry across the face with a cock-block, sending her sprawling across the roof shingles.
>Lyra tries to suppress Berry Punch with magic, but her spell is weak.
>She gets kicked right in the face.
>You jump off of Cheerilee's back, sailing through the air straight at a terrified Fluttershy.
"VENGEANCE!"


>You collide with Fluttershy, your bodies tangling and rolling over one another.
>When you come to a stop you see that she has been knocked out.
>You jam her dick baton in her twat
>And toss her off the roof.
>King of the castle.
>You see that Rainbow Dash and Cherry Berry are facing off.
>Running up quietly behind Dash, you squat and punch.
>Your whole arm slides into her vagina.
>Now you have a Rainbow boxing glove.
>She screams and flails but is unable to escape.
>"BWEEW WEEW! OH!"
>You turn and punch Lyra with Dash.
>The two go flying off your roof.
>Cherry Berry hops in her balloon and takes off, shaking her hoof angrily.
>"FUCK ALL OF YOUUUUuuuuuu..."
…
>The next day you are reading the paper.
>You see an article about the Boner Police resigning.
"Best. Day. Ever."
>There's a knock on your door and you go answer it.
>Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Lyra stand outside, looking normal.
>"We're s-sorry about all the trouble Anon," Fluttershy hides in her mane.
>Lyra rubs the back of her head, "yeah, we're done with all that Boner Police stuff."
>Rainbow Dash puts on an eye patch.
>"Yes! Because we're Dick Pirates now! YO HO HO!"
>Berry Punch crashes a huge pirate ship through your house, "yo- hic- ho!"
>The three other ponies jump aboard.
>"Set sail for rape! GARR!"


+++BOOTY AWAITS+++

Fluttershy: Are ya r-ready rapists?
Cast: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

>Rinbow Dash: Yo ho ho, a pirape life for me.
>Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!

>Lyra: We rape and we pillage, from dock to dock!
>Fluttershy: We're on a crusade for hot monkey c-cock!

>Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!

>Berry Punch: We dance all night, why's all the rum gone?
>Anon: I hate you all, get the fuck off my lawn.

>Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!
>Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!

>Cheerilee: Some like piss
>Cherry Berry: Some are MAD!
>Tootsie Roll: I'm misunderstood
>Anon: No you're just a fag

>Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!

>Lyra: Ropes and boats and pegs for hooves!
>Fluttershy: I just want to peg that dude...
>Rainbow Dash: It's more than a hobby oh can't you seeeeeeee!

>Cast: THE PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!
>Cast: THE PIIIIIRAAAAAPE LIIIIFE FOOOOOOR MEEEEEEE!

>Lyra: wow that was good!
>Rainbow Dash: Nailed it! YO HO!
>Fluttershy: Did anyone record that?
>Berry Punch: My parol officer is gonna love this.
>Anon: No, seriously. Get the fuck off of my lawn. It's three in the morning and you're singing songs. I'm calling the police. Fuck you all. Get fucked.