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I was shoplifting in sainsburys when I first found out about this. I was walking out of sainsburys with a shopping trolley full of meat and alcohol, scanning the people around me, looking for somebody intent on stopping me. Just as I crossed the threshold and started making my way across the car park a man impeded my progress and I thought he was shop security. After a couple of seconds of weighing up my options I saw that he was holding a collection tin and he was gathering gathering donations for victims of the tsunami. I gave him 50p and tried to stop him from focusing on the contents of my trolley. However he could see that nothing had been packed into carrier bags and he hurried back to the shop. I got to my car and threw everything onto the back seat and drove away as fast as I could. To get out of the car park and onto the main road I had to drive past the front of the shop. The charity collector was coming out of sainsburys with five or six security. I wound my window down and whistled at them and gave them the finger. I sold everything apart from a bottle of Glenfiddich single malt and a couple of Jamie Oliver specially matured fillet steaks. Good times?