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- Blendings
- A game by increpare (http://www.increpare.com)
- The Site
- After five thousand years slumber, you awake. You feel slightly out of sorts.
- You stand in a room. You are not alone. There are other entities here. You wonder what you should do.
- You see a cat, a cactusopener, a button, and a lipstick here.
- >examine lipstick
- It looks like a small black tube of lipstick. It smells of rose petals.
- >examine cat
- It's marmalade coloured. It purrs furiously. It smells slightly musky. You can feel your allergies returning already.
- >eat the button
- The button does not appear to be edible.
- >put lipstick on the cat
- There’s no good surface on the cat.
- >put lipstick on the cats lips
- The word “cats” is not necessary in this story.
- (If this was an accidental misspelling, you can correct it by typing OOPS followed by the corrected word now. Any time the story points out an unknown word, you can correct a misspelling using OOPS as your next command.)
- >put lipstick on
- That isn’t something you can wear.
- >put lipstick on my lips
- The word “lips” is not necessary in this story.
- >kiss the cat
- You give the cat an affection kiss.
- >kiss the cat with lipstick
- That isn't something you can kiss.
- >hit the cat
- You cannot attack that.
- >fuck the cat
- You don't know how to fuck that.
- >fuck the cactusopener
- You don't know how to fuck that.
- >examine cactusopener
- It looks pretty much like a regular can-opener. It creaks slightly as you pick it up to inspect. It has a certain florid aroma.
- >use the cactusopener on the cat
- The word “use” is not necessary in this story.
- >fuck the cat with the cactusopener
- Anticipating a glorious bloody mess, you decided to do some fucking with the cactusopener. The cat miaows uncomfortably as you fuck it.
- >open the can with the cactusopener
- The word “can” is not necessary in this story.
- >open the cat with the cactusopener
- You attach the cactusopener and begin to slowly twist the handle. You are an ardent anti-vivisectionist. You have no interest in this.
- >kiss the cactusopener
- With great deliberation, you press your lips to the cactusopener. You can feel the spines penetrating your delicate skin, as rivulets of blood trickle down your chin.
- >look around
- The Site
- You stand in a room. You are not alone. There are other entities here. You wonder what you should do.
- You see a cat, a cactusopener, a button, and a lipstick here.
- >fuck the cat
- You don't know how to fuck that.
- >fuck the cat with the button
- That doesn't look very useful at fucking things.
- >fuck myself with the button
- [Runtime error: invalid index operation - this type of value cannot be indexed]
- >go to sleep
- You see no sleep here.
- >sit down
- (on the floor)
- Okay, you’re now sitting on the floor.
- >talk to the cat
- You cannot talk to that.
- >jump
- (first standing up)
- You jump a little, and land back where you started.
- >sit down on the cat
- That isn’t something you can sit on.
- >
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