Kuroji

Jump 472: All-Star Superman

Mar 22nd, 2018
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  1. Jump 472: All-Star Superman
  2. >Death: A major change or transformation, possibly traumatic and unexpected.
  3. >Identity: Human
  4. This isn't the time for me to be running around as a Kryptonian. Besides, I already am.
  5. >Drawbacks: (+400) Archenemy, Luthor Problems
  6. >Clark Kenting (Free)
  7. Well, it never hurts to be able to disguise myself a bit better.
  8. >Last Will And Testament (Free)
  9. I feel like this is a thing a lot more people need. But then, as a jumper I don't think it's as big an issue to me as it would be to most.
  10. >"...It Never Occurs To Him." (Free)
  11. This is a bargain. Honestly I'm kind of surprised it was available as a 100 point perk.
  12. >365 Coats, All Identical! (Free)
  13. At last, I can look as ridiculous as I like and nobody cares! (What do you mean, nobody cared in the first place?)
  14. >Compatible Biology (1300)
  15. Iiiii... am not sure why I got this, but I'm sure I had a good reason?
  16. >A Message Of Hope (1100)
  17. Now that's handy. Part of what I want to do is leave places better off than they were when I arrived - Boy Scouts, don'cha know, leave the trail cleaner than you found it. It just works a bit differently when it's the world itself.
  18. >It's Never As Bad As It Seems (900)
  19. If I can inspire others, then all the better.
  20. >Mind Of A Genius (600)
  21. Ninth level intellect in my own right here, but combine it with the rest of what I know and... oh, well, you know how this goes.
  22. >The Great Epiphany (300)
  23. This is a rather important thing. I should consult some of the other
  24. >P.R.O.J.E.C.T. JUMPER (0)
  25. Combine this with the abilities I have to manipulate evolution on the micro and macro scale, add in a little biokinesis, and, brother, you've got yourself a stew.
  26. >Kryptonian Flower (Free)
  27. Honestly I kind of want to plant this in the garden.
  28. >Green Kryptonite (Free)
  29. I'll make sure to use this very sparingly, considering I don't think I have any trips left to the DC universe from here on out.
  30. >Closet Full Of Outfits (Free)
  31. All identical! Wait, no, that's not right.
  32. >All-Star Superman/All-Star Jumper (Free)
  33. Hey, I've got novels, videos, and films of my jumping. Why not comics too?
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  35. I'm not going to go into a lot of detail here, but... let me just say this.
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  37. When you have Lex Luthor playing things exactly as seriously as you play them, you need to be damned careful.
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  39. When you've had a Planeswalker as one of your opponents in the past and they show up this late in the game, you can't wear kid gloves.
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  41. I uh. I might have accidentally unleashed a Lex Luthor on the multiverse. Except I might have tried to redeem him. And I think he's going to go around trying to redeem his alternate selves, directly or indirectly, because apparently THAT is how he defeats me? Because I couldn't?
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  43. Also oh god Ob Nixilis is NOT someone you want to see in the DC universe. Bad day. Very bad day.
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  45. In short, although things ended... mostly okay?... I ended up burning through most of my one-ups AND having to be summoned back from death through a ritual by cultists for what is possibly only the second time ever.
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