Things Matthew isn't allowed to say:

"ménage-a-dragon"
"the powerful slap of bro hugs"
"flap copy"
"he's got one of those spiral duck penises"
"meatpacker"*
"once we got naked"
"Grandma's dildo collection"
"Do you want me to spank this book?"
"slotting it in there"
"plumber"**
"tongue specs"
Guttural freakish sounds
"murky lake"
"whole pants area"
"honking boobs"
"Holly Jolly"
"anal wing"
"fill the baster"
"tender lover"
"Yeeeaaaah"
"jill off"
"Newcago"
"mouth tissue"
"I don't want to throw shade on someone who has a double vagina"

*Specifically in conjunction with "musky"
**Specifically in "that way" (see episode 60)

Things Becky isn't allowed to say:

"I rubbed my scruff"
"poop out Raisinettes"
"do that in a cyber way"
"Give it to me, Greasy Pete"