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- CZN RIGHT NOW opened memo on board LOCALGROUP100000EF.
- CURRENT resonateCranium [CRC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CRC: {you can call me [rook] though}
- CURRENT pesticideAntagonist [CPA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CPA: hi rook, welcome
- CRC: {and you're [gG]?}
- CURRENT gG [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CGG: hi
- FUTURE typhoonConfining [FTC] 5:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
- FTC: ~~ Hey new guy, welcome to the party ~~
- CRC: {hey}
- CRC: {who are you?}
- CGG: darwin
- CRC: {i was asking [tc]}
- CRC: {but yeah thanks for reminding me for the third time}
- FTC: ~~ I'm Zephyr ~~
- CRC: {or second time idk}
- CRC: {nice to meet you}
- CRC: {do you all know [myu]?}
- CPA: of course
- FTC: ~~ Seems that way ~~
- CPA: who doesnt know myu
- CZN: Yes.
- CGG: who r u
- CRC: {yeah holy shit the new [people] just keep coming}
- CZN: I'm Peter, Darwin. We've already met.
- CPA: at least they know myu
- CGG: ya
- CRC: {hey [peter]}
- CRC: {nice to meet you}
- CRC: {im [rhys] as stated above}
- CZN: And yourself, Rook.
- CPA: figures
- CPA: when i make a memo almost nobody arrives
- CPA: darwin makes a memo and i meet new faces
- CRC: {so what are we all doing here anyways}
- CGG: to know people
- CGG: many in the network now
- CRC: {yeah i thought that would be the [case]}
- CRC: {the [network]?}
- CRC: {ohh right}
- CRC: {[myu] did the [thing] where she made my [internet] reach this [planet] some of you live in}
- CRC: {[alternia]?}
- CGG: is my program
- CPA: yeah, i live there
- CZN: Is that so?
- CPA: it's great
- CRC: {i live in another [planet]}
- CZN: I don't suppose you could send me a copy of that program?
- CRC: {yeah sure, i think i still have the one [myu] sent me}
- -- CURRENT gG [CGG] sends file remoteconnectv2a-fix.exe --
- CRC: {nvm}
- CZN: Fantastic. Thank you.
- CPA: an update already
- CPA: what do you do with your time
- CGG: too much
- CPA: ha, figured as much
- CRC: {so where's this other [person]}
- CRC: {[chiota]?}
- CPA: shes sleeping right now, shes pretty young
- CPA: i love taking care of chi, its fun
- CRC: {wow this [thing] has a lot of [themes]}
- CRC: {just who made this [chat client] anyway}
- CRC: {no one?}
- CGG: respectableCarrots
- CZN: It appeared mysteriously out of the ether one day.
- CGG: [[OOC Tip: I made that up just for the point of RP]]
- CRC: {the [ether]?}
- CRC: {im getting conflicting [viewpoints] here}
- CPA: im willing to trust darwin here
- CRC: {alright}
- CRC: {if you say so}
- CPA: yeah but what version is pesterhcum at now...
- CPA: 6.0 wow
- CRC: {i never knew it had a detailed [development] [history]}
- CPA: yeah i know
- CPA: six versions
- CPA: thats a lot
- CRC: {so uhh}
- CRC: {awkwaaaaard}
- CRC: {we should probably break the [ice]}
- CZN: I dunno.
- CPA: sure let me go get an ice tray
- CRC: {no not literally}
- CZN: Talking about history of a web app is pretty interesting.
- CRC: {how about we talk about [ourselves]?}
- CZN: Hmm. Seems complicated.
- CRC: {i would like to learn more about human [culture]}
- CRC: {but it}
- CRC: {'s alright if you don't want to}
- CRC: {me first!}
- CRC: {i live in this [planet] called [velarus]}
- FTC: ~~ Velarus ~~
- FTC: ~~ Never heard of that place before ~~
- CRC: {yeah, and im also in another [species] entirely}
- CRC: {i'm an [objecthead], or an [ob] for short}
- CZN: An... objecthead.
- CRC: {more scientific [term] is [paraphernalia homini], but yes}
- CZN: I see.
- CZN: That's... interesting.
- CURRENT yummyPawprints [CYP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CYP: oh hi!
- CRC: {oh}
- CRC: {you're [chiota] right?}
- FTC: ~~ Hey Chiota ~~
- CPA: chi woke up so i brought her in
- CYP: yeah!
- FTC: ~~ Nice of you to drop in ~~
- CRC: {hi}
- CRC: {im [rhys valentine]}
- CRC: {but people call me [rook]}
- CYP: thah's cool! i guess 5hey already told you tboua me. i'm chiota!
- CPA: yes you are
- CZN: Hello, Chiota.
- CYP: hello! uh, what's your name?
- CPA: that is peter
- CRC: {yeah what is your [name]?}
- CPA: the blue one is peter
- CZN: Odie is right, it's Peter.
- CRC: {hey}
- CPA: we have a lot of new guests chiota
- CYP: i'm not realvly used to being around a lot of company, haha
- CPA: yeah i know it can be daunting
- CPA: if you want, you can come over here, i made you some snacks
- CRC: {oh hold on}
- CRC: {i gotta go take care of [something]}
- CPA: oh, alrighty
- CGG: hi
- CYP: that's really nice, odiw, but i kinda like being alone in my doghouse fur right now..
- CYP: oh, hi!
- CGG: hi say hi to others
- CPA: yeah, that's a good idea
- CPA: at least inteoduce yourself to the others chiota
- CPA: it's only fair
- CYP: uh okay uhm
- CYP: hey peter, myw name's chiota!
- CZN: A pleasure to meet you.
- CYP: how have you been?
- CZN: I can't complain.
- CZN: Just recently learned about the existence of alien life, so that's quite nice.
- CYP: ohj yeah, i'm probably that alien ilfe haha
- CZN: Indeed.
- CYP: uh so you're like odie sort of? human and stuff?
- CZN: That's right.
- CZN: Adolescent homo sapien from the planet Earth.
- CYP: those are a lot of hig words
- CYP: *big
- CZN: I'm sorry.
- CZN: In trollian, I'm about seven solar sweeps.
- CZN: My species is called human, and my planet is called Earth.
- CYP: cool! uhm, sorray i'm not really good at this
- CYP: i don't talk to ohhers a lto
- CZN: Perfectly alright.
- CZN: I'm just happy to have another troll to talk to.
- CYP: oh, uhm, thank you?? i'm surprised smoebody's happy tpo talk to me, though people say it a lot. i guess i'm just always surprised!
- CPA: im at fove and half amd chiota is fairly young
- CZN: Indeed. How many solar sweeps would that be, then?
- CYP: it's kind of hard fur mw to remember, actually. i donzt think i'd be as old as you ain earth years, though.
- CZN: Almost definitely not. Odie is already quite a bit younger, and if you're younger still, then it should be impossible.
- CYP: yehah haha. whet do oyu guys call your wriggling days?
- CZN: Childhood?
- CZN: I assume that wriggling days are the name for the grub stage in trolls, at least.
- CYP: oh, no no, wriggling days are uhm.. likhe..p. when you were... born?? ait's nard to explain...
- CZN: Age?
- CYP: no, no, the celebration of age!
- CYP: like it's once a year..
- CZN: Ah.
- CZN: Birthdays.
- CZN: Once annually, on the date of your birth.
- CYP: ,eahy sord of! that's what you call them/ kind of odd...
- CZN: No odder than wriggling days.
- CZN: I suppose grubs would wriggle quite a bit, so a celebration of one's first motion isn't too unfeasible.
- CYP: g guess you're right!
- CRC: {hey im back}
- CZN: Hello again.
- CZN: If I may ask, do trolls ever... stop wriggling?
- CRC: {had to take care of the weird [grove] of [flora] upstairs}
- CYP: oh, yes! grubs are like.. uhh... childhood, like you mentioned earlier.
- CYP: it's early stages. we grow up.
- CZN: I know that part.
- CZN: But in the later stages. Still wriggling, or something more solid in form?
- CYP: oh, well, we get more solid. wet get arms and paws and feet and our thinkpans get more developed.
- CZN: Arms, paws, and feet?
- CZN: Interesting. Quadripedal?
- CYP: no, no! our paws have five fingers. iz just like to call them paws. makes me feel happy.
- CZN: I see.
- CZN: Hands, then.
- CYP: eyah!
- CZN: And no more wriggling about by then?
- CYP: wnell i mean we can, but we usually don't. like we can emulate the movement.
- CRC: {so let's see if i got this right}
- CRC: {[troll] [infants] are known as [wrigglers]?}
- CYP: yes!
- CYP: teeny tiny, and they have itty bitty legs!
- CZN: Fascinating.
- CRC: {and as you grow, you get actual [limbs] and such}
- CRC: {and your [mind] matures as well}
- CYP: yes! to an extent at least. i mean we do'nt suddenly get grown-up minds when wetre like 2 sweeps old.
- CZN: They develop over time, then?
- CYP: yes! i mean our minds age probably a lot like yours.
- CZN: Interesting.
- CZN: Especially when the rest of the body metamorphosizes in stages.
- CRC: {interesting}
- CRC: {it's nice to know there's another [species] that starts out tiny, but gradually forms to what they look like today}
- CZN: Do most species not on your world?
- CRC: {actually they do!}
- CYP: hm... i don't know a lot about others... .... i don't know much about lusus-es bjt uh... yeah.
- CRC: {when two [OBs] mix some of their [essence] together, something called a [neuron omega] forms}
- CRC: {this is the [infant] form of us [obs]!}
- CZN: Rhys, I don't think we need a lesson in reproductive habits. With all due respect.
- FTC: ~~ Sorry to interject this species barrier we are crosing here, but I think it's time I hit the coon ~~
- CZN: Some topics should be left out of first contact, I believe.
- CRC: {ah yes}
- CZN: Good... morning?
- CRC: {of course v_v;;}
- FTC: ~~ I look forward to hearing more from everyone here ~~
- FTC: ~~ Later ~~
- CRC: {with all due [respect] i should have noticed [people's] personal [boundaries]}
- FTC ceased responding to memo.
- CZN: It's quite alright.
- CRC: {but yes it's [time] i also must go to sleep}
- CZN: I suppose different species would naturally have a different set of discomforts.
- CZN: Before you go, if I may ask.
- CRC: {honestly our [species] is really open about these [stuff]}
- CRC: {yes?\}
- CZN: Is your species nocturnal like trolls are?
- CRC: {no}
- CZN: I see.
- CZN: Diurnal like humans, then.
- CRC: {yes}
- CZN: Thank you. Good night.
- CRC: {sweet [dreams]!}
- CRC: {we'll be talking again in another [time]}
- CRC ceased responding to memo.
- CZN: And then there were four.
- CYP: aha yeah
- CZN: I confess, I'm still absolutely brimming with questions about trollkind. But it's difficult to know which ones to start with.
- CYP: you can ask anything, i think
- CZN: I don't suppose you happen to know the scientific names for the different troll species?
- CYP: ...no, naot really, sorry.
- CYP: i go know there's a sort of xilly system in place wfith blood color..
- CZN: Heh. That's perfectly alright.
- CYP: what color is human blood?
- CZN: Red. Odie described it as candy red, I believe, in comparison to trolls.
- CYP: oh
- CYP: uh
- CYP: cool.
- CYP: there's a big spectrum with troll blood here.
- CZN: Indeed. Eleven different species, all alive on the planet at once and sharing society. It's honestly incredible.
- CYP: some species aren't as nice as others. i've heard of very mean highbloods. i'm glad i haven't really met fny mean highbloods yst, though.
- CZN: Is that so?
- CYP: yes. haighbloods are more... violets, fuchsias, purples.
- CZN: Interesting. I'd been told of the mental capacity differences, but behavioural as well is interesting.
- CYP: lowbloods are burgundy, bronze, etc.
- CZN: I was told red and orange are the lowest two castes.
- CYP: yeah
- CZN: Are those the same as burgundy and bronze, then?
- CYP: sorta, yeah. and then there's candy red. they/r2 mutants.
- CZN: I see. Very unstable DNA your species has.
- CZN: Alright, well.
- CZN: My remaining questions will have to wait, it seems.
- CPA: hey i had to make sure that mayujia and darwin didnt get in trouble with flarp
- CZN: Tetya is actually calling me, so I'm afraid I do need to leave.
- CZN: Though it's good to see you as well, Odie.
- CZN: Goodbye for now, though. You as well, Chiota. Darwin.
- CPA: oh, that's alright, you go ahead
- CPA: hey chiota, know what makes a day even better?
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