Lava Golems are hot.

"AH~! MMM~!! AHH~~!!"



So, you're a college student who's just been raped by a Lava Golem and has just had the best orgasm of his entire life.
'Sweet!' You think to yourself, 'I'm finally not a virgin!'

Yes, sweet indeed, however, as you try to pull out you find that her...

...

...Lava vagina has cooled and has trapped your flesh baton inside.

"Uhm, excuse me, lady?"
You say to the monster on top of you, still basking in the warm, sugary afterglow of hard-earned rape.

"Yes, husband?" She says to you after a few seconds.

"..Can you get off please?"

"Of course not, silly! Our honeymoon isn't over yet!"

This distresses you. You have to go to a class tomorrow! You have to pay the rent! You have to-

"B-b-but I have to go to a class tomorrow! I have to pay the rent! I have to-"

She interrupts you, like you interrupted me.
Asshole.

"Well, then I'll just have to cum* with you, husband!"

*(pun intended)

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3 Weeks Later.
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So, you're a college student that still has a lava golem attached to your penis.

You called one of your friends to bring a wheelbarrow to where you were raped/married, and after a lot of shitty puns, jabs at your "honeymoon" and hysterical laughing at the mention of "lava vagina cooled on my dick", you were now toting your wife around in a wheelbarrow.

She's still attached to your penis, by the way.

You've gotten used to the snickers, the snide comments behind your back, the loud moans of your wife, still bouncing horizontally on your meat rifle from the wheelbarrow, the obviously sexual remarks from other monster girls about you and your wife's "loving relationship," but you still can't get used to how...

...ugly this wheelbarrow is.



Well, anyway, that's you get for interrupting me.
Prick.