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  1. from /roommates/ - "holy fk im drunk and want to tear off her clothes" edition
  2. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/47885517/#47901771
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  4. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643545780967309333/977672332573306930/1653162850921.png
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  6. With the guy making that weird bonnibel I have been interested in making some horror based greens but cant find inspiration, Playing some horror games, Only have the image of Cheeky as The Duke from RE8 wired but no brain matter to clink together
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  8. >On a whim, Mike posts some mundane facts about humans
  9. >Humans can walk backwards, humans can climb trees, humans like to dance, that kind of thing
  10. >The thread explodes into heated debate, devolves into a flamewar, and gets deleted fifteen minutes later
  11. >Some of the responses were genuinely hilarious
  12. >Mike resolves to keep doing it
  13.  
  14. >Another thread, Mike decides to explain how early humans used pursuit predation
  15. >No responses for a bit
  16. >Then ALL the responses as everyone freaks the f-k out
  17. >Apparently this was high-octane nightmare fuel
  18. >Eventually the thread gets deleted again, the topic is deemed a memetic hazard, any and mention of the idea is officially against the rules
  19. >Naturally, this just makes it propagate faster
  20. >Mike unwittingly created a deepweb creepypasta
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  22. >Cheeky as The Duke from RE8
  23. Both are the prefect drinking buddy's
  24. >Marion is telling story's of the creatures that would haunt his kind
  25. >One of them is the more "Unfriendly" kind of humans
  26. >They hide among all town and city's in the last skin they stole
  27. >They can never be wiped out
  28. >For one will always be hiding
  29. >He has been seeing strange things roaming around at night
  30. >Smudges of hands that don't represent the resident
  31. >Old dried blood placed across bricks leading to the roof
  32. >It might be safe if he has Mike get some training with weapons
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  34. >Marion spends no expense at security from a demon roaming your home
  35. >Buys half rusted out Saturday night special for 35$ at the pawn shop
  36. >Has mike go to the shooting range on his own time and ammunition
  37. >Couldn't hit the target five feet in front of him
  38. >The training was done after he stopped being scared of the bang not when he hit the target
  39. >Was successful at nether two weeks and two hundred rounds in
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  41. >The training was done after he stopped being scared of the bang not when he hit the target
  42. >Was successful at nether two weeks and two hundred rounds in
  43. Kek
  44. >Marion is trying to make Mike real armed security
  45. >He is scared half to dead by the pop can he was given as protection
  46. >Beanie decided to teach Mike how to use the rusted revolver
  47. >After Jerrmy's she is always carrying
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  49. >Mike doesnt always post just human creepypasta
  50. >has received the title of 'Doom and Bloom'
  51. >while not nearly as popular as his darker posts his more light hearted posts still receive plenty of attention
  52. >a favorite is 'humans and the family unit'
  53. >the bar for familial inclusion is extremely low
  54. >close enough proximity for any amount
  55. of time will earn a human's favor
  56. >this extends to innanimate objects where it has been noted That something as simple as a piece of cloth with no discernible value will be fervently protected for years extending into decades
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  58. >did a device coincidentally perform at a moment that with give of the impression of reacting to the world around it?
  59. >this device is now the humans adopted child
  60. >humans will manthropomorphize traits/attitudes/personality onto these devices based on their performance/reliability
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  62. >Marion had to replace the old water heater after the pipes burst so is waveing his rent as payment
  63. >But he still needs money for other necessity's like Water,Elec,Food,Meds,
  64. >Refuses to have to look Bonnibel in the eyes to tell her we wont be haveing takeout for movie night
  65. >Under Bonbons word he opens a donation box for his posts
  66. >He posts about half remembered things from the past
  67. >Humans have a fear of objects very similar to humans in facial features,shape,and voice but are not
  68. >No other creature on earth has this same deep phycological reaction
  69. >What could of existed for there early ancestors to need this fear?
  70. >Poster start drawing what they think it might be
  71. >One is a human with purple skin
  72. >Dead black sockets lay in place of eyes
  73. >Wires stick out of the neck sparking wildly
  74. >Mike has to take a rest
  75. >He doesn't know why he's so upset
  76. >The only thing he feels is sorrow
  77. >The same sorrow of missing a loved one
  78. >Did he know someone like this off color human art?
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