Elephant Pong Copypasta

Elephant Pong is a disgrace to game design. Not only is it the most unoriginal boss fight to have ever been created, it is also absurdly random, which means that any skill you might have at this pathetic excuse for a videogame is completely thrown out the window in favor of having the "quirky" experience of playing pong with an elephant for a ball. This level alone makes speedrunning this game an exercise in futility. What a joke.