Digimon DA: IT Specialist Training - EP 1: Server Repair

>Be my character, 17 year old high school student who's poured all his effort into his schooling with a natural penchant for computers who is an Enlightened Rationalist (TM) with no time for friends or superstition
>Be not my character, 17 year old Blonde-haired Banchou with a heart to match his hair but the brain of a goldfish and a swinging arm that puts most waifufag coomers to shame, 17 year old short kid with a prosthetic arm because he lost his real one to cancer (probably from browsing /vg/) who's easily unnerved and softspoken, and 17 year old 8/10 MVP of the school's female Kendo team that's great at sports but middling at her studies with a mad case of hero complex, GM who is an IRL massive computer nerd and does IT for a living
>Be sitting in Computer Science class, given that computers are the future and Japan don't want no morons who can't into computers coming out of this high school apparently
>Professor giving lecture
>Suddenly, ground shakes
>Banchou faggot is passed out behind me, cripple asks if anyone else felt that, sports girl seems to have noticed it as well
>Tell them to shut up because the professor's giving a lecture, I'm not failing my class because a bunch of morons thought they felt Namazu clap his cheeks
>Professor vanishes
>Massive hole opens up in the floor
>GIANT FUCKING METAL DRAGON WITH A HEXAGON FOR A FACE COMES OUT OF THE HOLE
>Along with a black cat wearing purple mittens, a big green shrek looking motherfucker with a bone club, a white ass satan ass looking motherfucker and some purple haired chick in her underwear with a visor and butterfly wings
>last 4 appear to be playing happy slaps with the metal snake
>Blonde finally wakes up, asks what the fuck is happening
>Nobody explains it because you have eyes faggot
>Hear noise from server room door
>It's locked
>Try to pry the cover off the card reader to Hackerman that shit
>Can't because I skipped arm day
>Fuck, I skipped the gym entirely. I work out at the library.
>Kendo 8/10 takes the bottom of her stick and smashes the cover off with the handle's base
>Shrek gets fucking yote with a spike through his chest
>Cat nigger gets slapped into the wall and turns into a dog
>Slutterfly and Cracker Satan managing to evade his attacks
>Blonde faggot sees shrek get deeply penetrated and proceeds to damage school property by breaking the leg off a wooden table and running at the snake to try and be at the shit out of it
>Actually manages to make a dent in its head somehow
>Meanwhile, being the smartest person in the room, manage to get through the electronic lock
>Still a phsyical one
>Kendo girl smashes that too with something a bit sturdier because the door is made of wood instead of glorious nippon steel
>Blonde has scooped up nigger cat and shrek, who now looks like a nigger from uganda but green and is also smaller
>Speeds past us and smashes the door in
>Find a single modem lying in the middle of the room
>Very suspicious
>Tell nobody to touch it until I can get a look at it
>Retarded blonde fucker plugs it in and starts fiddling with it
>Black out
>Wake up in classroom without giant dragon or other critters
>Alone
>With the three stooges
>Great
>Wake them up, we start talking while I try the computers
>Turns out they aren't working and shut themselves off after a few minutes
>Clock says it's way past closing
>Voice comes over intercom
>Menacing.png
>Says students shouldn't be in school after hours
>Check phone
>No service, no wi-fi
>And a new app I don't recognize
>Opt to tap it
>Shitty pixelated version of nigger cat appears on it
>Tap it again
>Less shitty
>Why is this nigger in my phone
>Others decide to do the same
>Turns out Blonde retard has shrek in his, Stick girl has the butterfly except it's small and blonde now, and cripple has a little purple nigger with gloves and a onesie
>Cautiously open AR App with that app open
>Move it to my right
>Cat nigger is visible in the screen but not with my eyes normally, sitting in chair
>Cat nigger and company explain they're called Digimon, short for digital monsters
>What is this shit
>Ignore stupid cat nigger and other viruses that are somehow talking, guess I'll need a new phone later
>Sucks, money's tight even with mom working two jobs
>This is why I'm busting my ass in school
>Someday I'm going to be taking care of one of these fuckwits because they broke a leg doing something retarded I fucking swear
>We check the room a bit more before I finally wrangle the tards
>Tell them we need to get to the principal's office and find out who's on that intercom
>Leave
>It's nighttime
>Hallway is weird, not usual hall
>Crying from girl's bathroom
>Blonde retard starts going on about spirits
>Finally shut him up
>Send kendo girl in
>She returns with a set of maps of the school
>Make our way to the Principal's office
>Find computer there on
>Use AR App
>See pumpkin-face ass looking faggot in his jammies doing nothing
>Desk covered in locks
>More exposition from the voice, comes from microphone on the desk
>Need keys to get into the server room in the Compsci class to get out of this hellhole
>Not just regular keys, weird ass shaped things.
>Realize that if that pumpkin thing is like the things in our phones then the chains must be too since we can only see them with the AR app
>Put my computer skills to use and try to use my phone to decrypt the locks
>Close but no cigar
>Blonde grabs microphone from the desk
>We head to the basement as per the instructions of the voice, who's annoyed that we're not playing their dumb game and instead are trying to find loopholes
>Find locked gate with another pumpkin nigger on the other side
>Suddenly, copy of cripple's body hits the ground
>Bleeding pixels
>Okaythen.jpg
>Something in the darkness drags it away
>Gate is locked
>Tell cat nigger to smash it
>Tries
>Just mars it
>Blonde retard stops being a retard for a second and gets us past by using the microphone to tell the pumpkin nigger we're supposed to be here
>Get in when cripple asks pumpkin nigger politely
>More copies of bodies
>Getting dragged by black tendrils into the furnace
>Suggest the cat nigger and friends go in without us because they're just data and can't actually die
>Cat nigger and onesie nigger tell me off over my and cripple's phone speakers
>Cat nigger starts being a snarky little shit after this point, decide to shove into my pocket so I can try and ignore her
>Blonde retard gets closer to furnace when that idea is shot down
>Sees something inside
>Ring of keys
>Must be for the desk or something
>Reaches in, nearly gets yanked in by whatever's in that furnace but succeeds on breaking free
>We unlock desk
>Find another key thing for the server room door
>Decide I might as well work out what's going on while I'm here
>I mess with the computer by opening the command prompt
>Fucking windows
>Ping the server, turns out there's no connection
>Fat lot of good that did us
>Head to the Cafeteria next
>Find line of students waiting for food
>Cripple steps up and serves them, allowing us to get past into the next room
>Full of students
>Who ignore us
>Except one
>Look at it via AR App
>It's another of those Digimon things, grim reaper looking ass
>It's watching us as we move around, rattling its chains
>There's something on the chain
>Fucking ice cream cone looking thing
>Matches a slot in the door in the server room that Blondie brings up
>Hear kendo girl whisper something to her phone
>Cat nigger says not to piss off the reaper
>Blondie takes a seat
>Reaper stops caring about him
>We all slowly sit down in free seats
>Chain rattling stops
>Put down phone and move away
>It doesn't care
>Cripple does the same
>Goes in and grabs the ice cream thing off the chain
>Reaper starts to chimp
>Grab our phones and run like hell
>Barely get out
>Get back to server room
>Get into server room
>Empty bar one thing
>One modem
>Unplugged
>Plug it back in and power it on
>Suddenly we're back in the regular server room
>Phone still has malware app on it