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"They say there's a creature,",
"With a burning rage.",
"It lives out in the desert,",
"Surrounded by lava,",
"And what remains of its victims.",
"You cannot escape the creature,",
"For it flies over any obstacle in its path.",
"Its scales are hot and rough.",
"If you survive all that,",
"Then you're a better fighter than most,",
"and they say you will be rewarded,",
"with rare treasures.",
"That's what the rumors say anyway..."

"Down in the deep depths,",
"of the dark mouldy caves,",
"there lies a single purple mushroom.",
"There it sits, dormant. Waiting.",
"Many an adventurer walks past,",
"But those unlucky few may feel curious,",
"They may take an axe to that fungus",
"And find a foul monster lurking below.",
"Its stink fills the caves,",
"and spores errupt from all around.",
"It stares at the unfortunate traveler,",
"With three unblinking eyes,",
"And those three eyes,",
"Are the last thing they ever see."

"With a crack of lightning,",
"And an ear-piercing squark,",
"It arrives from the sky.",
"Some say it resembles a moose,",
"Other say it's a goose.",
"Whatever it is,",
"It's something best left alone.",
"They are said,",
"to leave huge eggs behind.",
"But be warned,",
"these eggs aren't for cooking.",
"Those who interfere with them",
"Are forced to face a mother's wrath,",
"And we all know that mothers know best."

"With an eerie gasp,",
"on a cold winter's night,",
"a one eyed beast lurks in the darkness,",
"They say it waits for the unprepared,",
"Those inexperienced in this world.",
"Icy spikes shoot up from the ground,",
"And freeze the souls of all those around them.",
"I hope you have your friends close,",
"and your weapons closer,",
"every winter's night,",
"Just in case..."

"Thick matted fur tufts.",
"A trail of destruction left behind.",
"And a suspicious lack of honey.",
"Bear-ware this hungry beast,",
"For it will do anything to get the food it desires,",
"even if that means you becoming the food.",
"This terrible giant will slumber however,",
"And fall into a deep sleep until autumn comes again.",
"One last piece of advice,",
"It's best not to wake a sleeping beast,",
"Unless you want a similar fate."

"The ground trembles below,",
"Rocks fall from the sky,",
"And sinkholes appear in the ground.",
"The ant-lion must be around,",
"Befriend this creature,",
"Or slay it instead.",
"But be sure to be ready,",
"for the terrible storm ahead.",
"The oasis is what you seek,",
"If you intend to brace the winds.",
"Bring a fishing rod,",
"And hope luck is on your side."

"Who wouldn't be interested,",
"In a huge bag of loot,",
"Sitting alone in the cold winter.",
"I'm sure by now you know,",
"that nothing in this world is easy.",
"Find the key to open the stash,",
"and claim your rewards,",
"if you can defeat the huge monster,",
"that guards it.",
"With the powers of fire and ice combined,",
"and a huge gaping mouth,",
"If you don't freeze or melt,",
"and manage to avoid becoming a snack,",
"you may just find your effort worth it."

"In a field of bees,",
"there is a large hive,",
"buzzing in peace.",
"If you disturb the hive with a strike,",
"then you will have annoyed royalty.",
"The mighty bee queen rises,",
"with her entire kingdom behind her.",
"I can only hope,",
"that you have your beekeeper hats ready,",
"and aren't allergic to bees like me.",
"For the benefits of bees,",
"are invaluable in this world."

"Now this is a story all about how",
"My life got flipped turned upside down" ,
"And I'd like to take a minute",
"Just sit right there",
"I'll tell you how I became the prince",
"of a town called Bel-Air."

"If fighting is sure to result in victory,",
"then you must fight!",
"Sun Tzu said that",
"and I'd say he knows a little more",
"about fighting than you do, pal,",
"because he invented it",
"and then he perfected it",
"so that no living man,",
"could best him in the ring of honor",
"Then, he used his fight money",
"to buy two of every animal on earth.",
"And then he herded them onto a boat." ,
"And then he beat the crap out of every single one.",
"And from that day forward,",
"any time a bunch of animals,",
"are together in one place it's called a zoo!",
"Unless it's a farm!"

"Ogres are like onions.",
"They stink?",
"Yes.... NO!",
"Oh they make you cry?",
"No!",
"Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun.",
"They get all brown,",
"start sproutin' little white hairs...",
"NO! Layers. Onions have layers.",
"Ogres have layers... ",
"You get it? We both have layers."

"According to all known laws of aviation",
"there is no way a bee should be able to fly.",
"Its wings are too small",
"to get its fat little body off the ground.",
"The bee, of course, flies anyway",
"because bees don't care",
"what humans think is impossible."

"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?",
"I'm just doin' what comes naturally",
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?",
"I'm just following my destiny",
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?",
"I'm just doin' what comes naturally",
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?",
"How bad can I possibly be?"

"Hey now,",
"you're an all star",
"Get your game on",
"go play",
"Hey now,",
"you're a rock star",
"Get the show on,",
"get paid",
"And all that glitters",
"is gold",
"Only shooting stars",
"break the mold."

"We're no strangers to love,",
"You know the rules and so do I",
"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of",
"You wouldn't get this from any other guy",
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling",
"Gotta make you understand",
"Never gonna give you up",
"Never gonna let you down",
"Never gonna run around and desert you",
"Never gonna make you cry",
"Never gonna say goodbye",
"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

"Are you, uh, a real villain?",
"Well, uh, technically... nah.",
"Have you ever caught a good guy,",
"like, uh, like a real superhero?",
"Nah.",
"Have you ever tried a disguise?",
"Nah, nah...",
"Alright! I can see that",
"I will have to teach you how to be villains!",
"Hey!",
"We are Number One",
"Hey!",
"We are Number One",
"Now listen closely",
"Here's a little lesson in trickery",
"This is going down in history",
"If you wanna be a Villain Number One",
"You have to chase a superhero on the run",
"Just follow my moves, and sneak around",
"Be careful not to make a sound."