Day Four, Part One

Fic by Biscuit Anon.
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    >*BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP*
    >Your face contorts at the high pitched beeping sound, pulling your from your dreams.
    >You see that it's daylight out and you're minus one sleeping dash.
    >And why do you smell smoke?
    >Then it hits you like a brick.
    >Your head cranks over towards the kitchen where all of the girls are panicking.
    >The beeping, is from the smoke alarm.
    >Instinct takes over and you dive over the couch and into the kitchen.
    >You throw open one of the cupboards and pull out some flour and pour it in the flaming, smoking, pan that someone was cooking breakfast in.
    >The fire goes out and you open the window to clear out smoke.
    >Tearing the batteries out of the smoke alarm, the obnoxious sound dies and you can actually hear yourself think for once this morning.
    "So I take it breakfast was a success?" you say sarcastically.
    >RD: "We tried to make you breakfast but.."
    >She looks over to the mess on the stove.
    "Yeah.. It's okay, it's the thought that count really." you smile.
    >A banging on your door takes you away from your thoughts.
    >"Anon?! What the hell is all the commotion! and why do I smell smoke!?"
    >Ooooh shit.
    >Landlord.
    "Quickly girls into my room! Go! I'll take care of this." you whisper.
    >You rush over to your door and crack it open.
    "Just a little mishap with breakfast.. that's all."
    >"It lasted for 45 minutes.."
    >You really slept through that?
    "Uhh everythings under control now, sir."
    >The landlord quirks his brow and tries to push the door open.
    >Your foot stops his advance.
    "I said everything's under control.."
    >"And I'm your landlord, now let me in."
    >He tries to push the door again.
    >You stop it with your body this time.
    >"Anon.. you let me in or I call the cops."
    >He's kinda got you by the balls.
    >You begrudgingly move out of the way of the door.
    >He stomps in like he owns the damn pl-oh wait.
    >He inspects the kitchen, and thankfully there's really no damage.
    >"Alright Anon, it seems like you do have it under control."
    >*Achoo* a small squeaky sneeze is heard from within the apartment.
    >"What was that?"
    "What was what?"
    >"You didn't just hear someone sneeze?"
    "..No?"
    >"I know you heard it, it was clear as day."
    "I swear I didn't hear anything."
    >"Anon you pay for one tennant.. I swear if you're hoarding someone, I want my money or they get out."
    >Ohshitohshitohshit.
    >He's walking over to the bedroom door!
    >What do you do?!
    >He opens the door and you sprint over before he sees the girls.
    >You stop behind him and look in the room.
    >Nothing.
    >Huh..?
    >He walks in and over to the closet before pulling the door over.
    >Your heart is racing 20 miles per minute.
    >He closes the closet door and scratches his head.
    >Then he checks underneath the bed.
    >Still nothing.
    >"I guess I am hearing things Anon."
    >He tries to clean out his ear with his pinkie.
    >Ew.
    "And I done with inspection mein feuer?"
    >He looks at you like "What the fuck?"
    >"Yeah... just clean up that mess in the kitchen."
    >He proceeds outside your apartment and closes the door behind him.
    >Dodged a bullet there..
    >Now.. where the hell did the girls go?
    >You turn around and look back into the bedroom to find them all standing there.
    "What th- how?"
    >PP: "Magic." She says in a flat voice with a shit eating grin on her face.
    >You stand there, mouth open.
    >The girls walk past you into the living room.
    >Dash comes up to your and whispers in your ear.
    >RD: "We just hit outside on that fire escape thingy."
    >And then pats you on the shoulder before walking out of the room.
    >You shrug.
    >Well whatever, it worked didn't it?
    >You walk over and sit on the couch and turn the TV on.
    >Dash of course takes her spot by your side.
    >The others just sit wherever they felt comfortable.
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    >You've been sitting here for about an hour now, watching an old clint eastwood movie.
    >AJ being the most interested in it.
    >Twilights been asking you nonstop questions about cinematography and the wild west.
    >Pinkie and Fluttershy are playing cards.
    >Rarity is having miniature panic attacks over your selection of clothing you picked up the other day.
    >and Dash is buried into your side.
    >What an awesome Saturday.
    >Kidding, you're bored as fuck.
    "Say girls, why don't we do something fun today?"
    >PP: "Fun?! Ooooh~ I love fun!"
    >Twilight squees like a dog toy.
    >TS: "Really?! Oh this is going to be such a learning experience."
    >R: "I'd LOVE to see what this places taste in fashion is."
    "So it's settled then."
    >You go change really quick and tell the girls to do the same.
    >After getting around, you, spike, and the girls head out on a fun filled day of wonder.
    >First stop.
    >The Mall.
    >TS: "Where are we going first Anon?"
    "It's a Surprise."
    >PP: "I like surprises!"
    "Heh, I know pinks."
    >After a 15 minute drive, you finally arrive at the mall.
    >All: "Woooow.."
    >R: "Anon darling, what is a "Mall" anyways."
    "It's a giant building filled with a lot of shopping outlets and restaurants."
    >R:"J-just like the canterlot strip?!"
    >Uhh..
    "Can't really say, I haven't been there."
    >R: "Well, it's really just as you described this place."
    "Interesting.."
    >Except, this isn't a fancy place with fancy ponie-er people.
    >You managed find a parking spot which is surprising.
    >Considering it's a Saturday and this is teen hub central.
    >The eight of you enter the mall.
    >The girls are astounded at the sheer size of this place.
    >Can't blame them.
    >You just watch and smile.
    "Go have fun."
    >The girls take off in different directions.
    >Dash stays behind with you.
    "So what do you want to do first?"
    >RD: "I don't know, you're the tour guide." She says playfully.
    >You know the perfect place.
    >TO THE ARCADE!
    >You and dash head over towards the sounds of 8-bit themed music and the clash of fists.
    >RD: "We have arcades back in ponyville." She says.
    "Well you haven't seen my arcade yet." you grin.
    >Dash has never experience the joys of throwing hadouken's at children.
    >It's time you change that.
    >You enter the neon and fluorescent light filled electronic playground eager to show dash the time of her life.
    >You scan the multiple machines and try to decide what you should play first.
    >Then one machine stands out from the others.
    >Contra, glorious 8-bit contrar.
    "This way dash."
    >You both head over to the machine and you deposit 2 quarters for yourself and her.
    "Okay here's how it works."
    >You take control of your battle station.
    "This is the analog stick, up, down, left, right, ya know general directions, A is to jump and B is to fire, got all that?"
    >RD: "Yep!"
    >Before you start the game you put in the oldest cheat code known to mankind.
    >99 lives.
    "Get ready."
    >The game starts up and you're already on a roll taking out every 8-bit bastard you see.
    >You were too busy keeping an eye on your score you didn't know that dash was actually beating you.
    >porque?
    >She has you by over 500,000 points.
    >You didn't pay enough attention to your virtual warrior and he died.. for the next 5 minutes.
    >Dash is dominating you at this point.
    >You finally reach it to the final boss with your 10 lives left.
    "Hey dash how many times have you died?"
    >RD: "None." she says sticking her tongue out in concentration.
    >You look at her in shock, causing you to lose another 5 lives.
    >Dash is raping the hell out of the red dick looking motherfucker.
    >You stand there with mouth agape.
    >Not even caring that you lost all your lives.
    "GAME OVER! YOU WIN!"
    >Dash just beat you on contra with a 15 million point lead and all on one life.
    >Part of you doesn't want to live on this planet anymore.
    >The one thing you thought you were good at in life.
    >Crushed and scattered in the wind.
    "I don't even.."
    >RD: "Looks like I beat ya at your own game, Anon, do I get a prize?" She gives you a sly smile.
    >This cheeky..
    >You want a prize?
    "Close your eyes."
    >She does and giggles awaiting her gift.
    "Boop"
    >You boop her on the nose.
    >She opens her eyes with a dissapointed look on her face.
    >RD: "Really?"
    >You smile and cross your arms.
    "Really."
    >She grabs your head and forces you into a quick kiss.
    >RD: "Much better."
    >She walks off into the arcade.
    >You stand there blushing like an idiot.
    >Meanwhile.
    -----
    >"No ma'am you can't buy candy with balloons." The store clerk says enthusiastically.
    >PP: "Aww what not?"
    >"Because you buy it with money."
    >PP: "But I don't have any money!"
    >"Not my problem."
    >Pinkie pie stands there and thinks for a moment.
    >A lightbulb goes off above her head.
    >Literally.
    >She runs out of the store in search of Anon.
    >Twilight however, is sitting in the food court watching all the people go about their day.
    >She has a notepad out in front of her and is jotting down various notes.
    >Setting the pencil down she takes a look out into the court of the mall.
    >She see's a pink blob running through crowds of people.
    >TS: "Pinkie?"
    ---
    >AJ is currently walking the strip passing by all the stores.
    >None of them catching her interest.
    >Save for one..
    >The video store.
    >AJ: "I wonder if they got any more of them eastwood movies in there.."
    >She proceeds into the video store
    ----
    >Fluttershy is in the middle of the Pet store looking at all the adorable creatures she's used to seeing
    >Except, they're not the critters from equestria.
    >She spots a labrador puppy in one of the display cages.
    >FS: "Aww you're adorable!"
    >The pup stares up at shy, little tail wagging behind him.
    >She looks up and see's the price for one of the dogs.
    >A small sign that reads "Only $699.00!"
    >FS: "Oh I don't have any money.." she pouts.
    >Then a bright idea pops into her head
    >FS: "Maybe anon can help!"
    >And off she goes in search for you and your wallet.
    >R: "Oh these just look fabulous! The stitching on these are flawless!" She says going through thousands of dresses.
    >Rarity is currently doing some browsing at JCPenney.
    >She's already grabbed two carts full of dresses and shoes to match.
    >Bringing them to check out she plops them down on the counter.
    >It's fucking mountain.
    >The cash sighs and mumbles to himself.
    >"After this I quit"
    >About 20 minutes later he finally finishes scanning the last item.
    >He rings up the total.
    >"That'll be $2,386.35"
    >Rarity checks her handbag and realizes she doesn't have any money.
    >But realizes Anon does.
    >R: "I've seem to have misplaced my bits, I'll be riiight back, good sir.."
    >She leaves the store.
    >The cashier just looks at the mountain of dresses.
    >"Scratch that, killing myself."
    ------
    >Twilight and spike have been following around pinkie for the last half hour.
    >TS: "What the heck is she up to?"
    >S: "Beats me.."
    >She seems to be heading to the place with the "Arcade" sign above it.
    >TS: "Maybe she's looking for Anon?"
    >S: "I dunno, could be."
    >The both of them continue to follow pinkie around the mall.
    ---
    >You and dash are currently walking out of the Arcade right as pinkie walks in, completely oblivious to each other.
    >You decided to take dash to a sporting goods store.
    >Being athletic and all, you still haven't taught her about human sports.
    >Why not now right?
    >You bring her to DICK'S SPORTING GOODS.
    >Bringing her over to the football section you grab a soccer ball and toss it at dash.
    "I think you'd like football, great sport."
    >RD: "What's the objective?"
    >You proceed to explain the basics of the sport to dash while browsing for more things.
    ---
    >AJ: "Ooh I like this one."
    >Applejack has spent her time looking at all the western movies ever made.
    >She's even selected some fine choices to bring back to Anon's house.
    >Bringing them up to the cashier he gasps and looks at applejack.
    >AJ: "What y'all lookin' at partner?"
    >"Great cosplay!"
    >AJ: "Come again?"
    >"Cosplay, you're outfit is so awesome!"
    >AJ: "The heck is a cosplay?"
    >The cashier screeches like a sperglord.
    >"Is this the REAL applejack?"
    >AJ is speechless.
    >AJ: "..How did you know mah name.." she says in a cold, stern, tone.
    >"Come with me I want to show your something!"
    >The neckbeard rolls over the counter like a rolling pin and pulls AJ out of the store and drags her along towards the darkest place in the mall.
    >Hot Topic.
    -----
    >You and Dash leave the sporting store, with a newly acquired soccer ball.
    >She seems really interested in the sport.
    >You promised to sit down and watch a game with her sometime.
    >The both of you are walking towards the food court when you spot some fat shit pulling a girl with a stetson behind him.
    >OH FUCK.
    >You can practically smell the autism from here.
    >RD: "Anon who's that with AJ?"
    "I don't know but.."
    >You look around and then down at the soccer ball.
    >An idea pops into your head.
    >You take dashes ball and set it in the ground and line up your shot.
    >Taking a step back you punt the ball as hard as you can.
    >It takes a sharp curve through the air and nails the fat shit right in the head.
    >Pic related.
    >AJ looks back to see you standing there waving her over.
    >She runs over to you and dash, confused at what just happened.
    >AJ: "Anon, that guy over there knew who I was.. how?"
    >WARNING: PARADOX IMMINENT.
    "I really have no idea how, Applejack."
    >You throw on the best poker face you can muster.
    >AJ: "He said he was takin' me to this place called "Hot Topic" what do ya'll suppose is in there?"
    >Your heart drops down to your asshole.
    >This could have been easily avoided.
    >But there HAS to be been neckbeards in your city.
    >Their fucking everywhere.
    >Like a plague.
    >The other girls are now running over to your group.
    >R: "Oh there you are Anon.. I was wondering.."
    >FS: "C-could I have some money to buy a puppy?"
    >R: *Ehem..* "As I was saying.. Anon dear, I need about 2,386 bit."
    >You feel your left eye twitch.
    >Pinkie jumps on your back.
    >PP: "Yeah can I get some money for some candy too?!"
    >TS: "Oh hey Anon and Hi girls!"
    >S: "Guess you were right, Twi."
    >AJ pushes her way to the front of the group.
    >AJ: "I still wanna check this "Hot Topic" Place.."
    "Girls! Give me a moment to think here.."
    >You feel as if your pockets are about to detonate a 40-ton nuclear spaghetti bomb.
    >Enough to level the entire eastern seaboard.
    >Looking back over at the downed beast, he's getting up and stomping his way over here spouting bad breath and curses.
    >"Hey asshole! What what that for? I'll let you know I have over 300-"
    >The situation is quickly going to shit at a rapid rate.
    >You have 6 girls pestering you for answers, an angry sperglord coming this way.
    >And everyone is watching.
    >Alright, enough of this shit.
    >Your mind snaps momentarily.
    "AHHHHHHHH!"
    >You push through the girls and straight at the neckbeard at full speed.
    >You then proceed to..
    >pic related
    >You take him about 10 feet across the room with you.
    >You stand up and fix your shirt.
    >The girls just stand their, jaws on the floor.
    >The manchild groans in pain.
    >You kneel down close to his face.
    "If I ever see you talking to those girls again, I"m going to beat you senseless and steal your shoes as a trophy, do you understand me?"
    >He nods furiously.
    "And if I see anymore of your cult friends around here, I'll be back with more soccer balls."
    >He gulps before nodding again.
    "Good."
    >You get up and walk over to the rest of the girls.
    >AJ: "What'd ya'll do that fer?"
    "He was crazy and had to be put down."
    >TS: "Crazy?"
    "He's infected with a disease, I didn't want you to catch it."
    >The girls squirm in fear.
    >TS: "W-what kind of disease?"
    "..Autism."
    >You look at AJ.
    "We'll go to Hot Topic after I take you girls to lunch."
    >You start walking to the food court.
    >She gives you a stern look before following.
    >Here you are, sitting in the food court with the girls.
    >You sit in silence and enjoy your fruit smoothie.
    >You're really not hungry right now.
    >The girls are all enjoying some nice salads, but their eyes never leave you.
    >AJ:" So are ya going to tell us what that was really about?"
    >You take one last sip of your smoothing and set it down calmly.
    "I thought he was going to hurt you AJ." you say in a calm tone of voice.
    >RD: "Anon is something the matter? You're acting strange."
    "Nope, everything's fine Dash."
    >You take one last sip of your smoothing and get up from your chair.
    "I'll be right back, I must use the restroom."
    >You walk off out of sight.
    >Looking back and making sure nobody was behind you, you head off towards the most autistic store in the nation.
    >That god forsaken shit hole, Hot Topic.
    >You creep up in that bitch and look for every set of brony merch you can find.
    >Shirts, Bags, Vinyl figurines, the works.
    >You managed to pile them up in a few shopping baskets.
    >Walking up the the register you notice the fedora sitting on the cashiers head.
    >Son of a fuck..
    >"Wow that's a lot of merch! You like my shirt?! It's 20% cooler now that we sell these!"
    >You blink.
    >And decided to let your body do the talking.
    >Your fist finds itself buried in his face like a hatchet.
    >The neckbeard goes down for the count.
    >You proceed to walk behind the counter, no fucks given.
    >You tear off his fucking retarded ass vinyl scratch shirt.
    >and then you take his shoes for your trophy case back home.
    >Collecting your baskets of merch, you then walk out to the parking garage of the mall.
    >You walk behind a section of the garage where you know nobody will see you.
    >Somehow you managed to get a can of gasoline at some point and begin pouring it all over the merch.
    >Lighting a match, you throw it and watch as it burns up into glorious smoke and flames.
    >Mission Accomplished.
    >You walk back inside like nothing happened.
    >Grabbing some cologne from one of the various placed vendors without anyone noticing.
    >You spray it on yourself to cover up the smell of smoke and gasoline.
    >Once you think you're adequately bathed, you head back to the food court.
    >You look at your watch.
    >That only took you 6 minutes?
    >Not bad.
    >You sit back down as calmly as you were before.
    "Sorry about that, now where were we?"
    >AJ: "We was talking about how you stampeded that there guy."
    "Like I said, I thought he was going to hurt you."
    >AJ: "That still don't explain why he knew mah name."
    "I seriously couldn't tell you how he knew AJ, either a lucky guess or he's a mind reader."
    >PP: "Like me!"
    >Yes pinkie, like you.
    >AJ just stares you down like one of those western movies.
    >You're simply not in the mood for this shit today, so you shoot her a calm look back, unflinching.
    >She tries to read through your lies but fails in the attempt.
    >AJ: "We're still going to hot topic."
    "Fine, let's go right now."
    >You get up from your seat.
    >The others just watch the two of you exchange glances.
    >Their not sure what to think, or say.
    >Rainbow is the most concerned of all.
    >She know's something is up with anon.
    >You lead the mane 6 to the place you basically just robbed.
    "Go ahead, take a gander." you say calmly.
    >You hear cell phone go off somewhere in the store.
    >It's coming from behind the counter.
    >While the girls are looking around, you go back over to the unconscious brownie and take the phone out of his pocket.
    >You hit answer.
    >"Dude! The mane six are REALLY here! You have to help me find them! I got tackled by some jackass that told me to stay away from him, fuck that."
    >This little shit..
    >You whisper into the phone.
    "What did I tell you would happen if you didn't stay away from these girls."
    >The voice goes quiet on the other line.
    >"Y-you?!"
    "I will murder each and every one of you if you try that, I've been meaning to expand my trophy case lately."
    >"I'm still getting my friends and we'll find you and those girls!" he shouts.
    >You hang up the phone and walk over to the girls.
    "So you see anything you like?"
    >R: "These fashion designs are simply HORRID, I will not waste my time even touching them."
    >AJ: "Ah don't see anything either, guess that guy was full of it.."
    >Phew..
    "Well then, are we set to go? I think I just want to go home and watch movies for the rest of the night."
    >RD: "I like the sound of that idea." she smiles.
    "C'mon."
    >You lead the girls out of the store and make way towards the exit where you came in.
    >Making it to the door, you see a reflection in the glass.
    >There's a massive group of people coming this way.
    >and they're all wearing fedoras and pony merch.
    >You metaphorically put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.
    >Quickly you head out the door with the girls.
    >Speed walking to your car, the girls are trying to keep up.
    >You go to open the car door, but drop your keys.
    >Fuckfuckfuck.
    >Scrambling to grab them you fumble over them and use the wrong key.
    "Cooome ON!"
    >You find the right key and unlock the door.
    "Get it." You say in a commanding tone.
    >The girls are reluctant but get in anyways.
    >You start the engine and peel out.
    >Then the mob blocks your exit from the car.
    >Thankfully you're far enough away where you can't make out what's on their shirts.
    >You think this will stop you? Standing in my way?
    >Fat fucking chance.
    >You push down on the gas pedal.
    >RD: "Anon.."
    >She says concerned.
    >TS: "What are you doing?!"
    "Their in my way, so I'm making them move."
    >Let's see if these fuckers like playing chicken.
    >You hit 70 mph just as you're closing in on the wall of autists.
    >They dive out of the way at the last moment as you drift around the corner and hightail it down the street.
    >RD: "Okay Anon, now I KNOW something is definetly wrong.. you better start talking."
    >You look at dash with guilt on your face.
    >She frowns a little.
    >RD: "Anon.. please tell me what's wrong."
    >You try and form words but nothing comes out of your mouth.
    >You want to tell them.. but you can't sum up the words to do it.
    >Then you notice something in your rear view mirror
    >You take a closer look.
    >..Seriously?
    >There's an entire convoy of prius's behind you.
    >All blaring their horns.
    >Do these faggots ever give up?
    >You look at dash.
    "I'm sorry but this is gonna really have to wait."
    >You look up at the mirror again, this time the girls see what you see.
    >TS: "Anon, why are there other cars chasing us?"
    "They won't be for long."
    >You tighten your grip on the steering wheel.
    "Hang on."
    >Stomping on the gas pedal you hit speeds that would get anyone pulled over in an instant.
    >Hitting 90 mph you dodge various oncoming traffic in attempts to get away from the neckbeard convoy.
    "These guys are the worse kind of people, I will NOT let them get their hands on you girls."
    >The girls, obviously, are confused because they still have no fucking idea what's going on.
    >You take a sharp left and double back where you came.
    >You see the convoy pass by from the other street you're on.
    >You find the nearest alleyway and park deep within it.
    >You shut off the engine and get out of the car.
    >Putting your hands behind your head you start walking around in circles.
    >Contemplating what the fuck you're going to tell the girls.
    >The girls get out and stand there with you.
    >RD: "Anon, you're making me worry." she pouts.
    >AJ: "Why are them people followin' us?!"
    >TS: "Something just doesn't add up.."
    >Your hands drop to your side and you take a deep, deep breath.
    >You look at the girls, and then dash.
    "I-I'm sorry." you say, trying to keep yourself from choking up.
    >RD: "Sorry for what!"
    "There's no easy way to say this.."
    >You gulp.
    "But half the world knows who you girls are."
    >They all stand there for a moment and let that sink in..
    >TS: "H-how is that even possible?" she says, confused
    >Taking one last look at dash you lower your head in guilt.
    >You just hope the universe doesn't implode for saying this..
    >Welp here goes nothing.
    "Well you see there's a certain television show here in this world.."
    >They lean in.
    "That just so happens.."
    >They're inching closer to you, expectant of an answer.
    "...To have you as it's main characters."
    >They blink twice.
    >All: "Huh?"
    >You see multiple heads turn sideways in confusion.
    "and.. It's called My Little Pony: Friendship is magic."
    >The girls are speechless.
    >TS: "You're joking Anon.. Right? haha..?"
    >PP: "I don't think he's joking Twilight.. I know when somebody makes a joke." she said in a sad tone.
    >You remain silent and stare at your shoes.
    >An eerie silences fills the air.
    >Rainbow walks over to you, the sight of disappointment ever present on her face.
    >RD: "A-anon..? is this true?"
    "..Yes."
    >She lets your answer soak in for a moment.
    >RD: "Why didn't you tell us this before?"
    "Well.. I.. I just couldn't.."
    >Dash gets slightly annoyed with your answer.
    >RD: "So.. we're just some sideshow act?! How long have you known about this?"
    >You still remain silent looking away.
    >You can't look her in the eyes.. you're too scared.
    >This time she gets more angry than annoyed.
    >RD: "Look at me.. I said look at me!"
    >She grabs you by your chin and pulls you to face her.
    >RD: "Why didn't you tell us!"
    >You choke up, you never wanted this, you never wanted them to find out.
    >But here you are, caught in that very trap.
    >RD: "Tell me!"
    >You feel yourself becoming angry.
    "BECAUSE I WANTED TO PROTECT YOU."
    >You shout at the top of your lungs.
    >Dash steps back a bit at your outburst, the girls too.
    "Do you know what would have happened if I told you? There could have been a great risk in doing that."
    >You pace back and forth.
    "For all I know the universe could have just vanished if I told you or you could have gotten hurt or worse! and I DIDN'T WANT THAT." You snap at the girls.
    >You can see dash on the verge of tears.
    >Walking up to you, you grab her and pull her into a hug.
    "..And because most of all, I love you dash.. and I didn't want to see anything happen to you."
    >AJ steps in.
    >AJ: "So those guys back there.."
    "They're fans of the show.. and you."
    >Applejack seems mortified at the statement and visibly shudders.
    >You walk off clutching your head, on the verge of tears, not from being sad.
    >But for being angry at yourself.
    "I.. I had to protect you from the truth.."
    >You look back at the girls.
    "I'm so sorry.."
    >You turn around and start walking away.
    >Dash runs up and grabs your wrist.
    >RD: "You're not going anywhere."
    >You look down at her, anger still slightly present on her features.
    "Let go dash.."
    >RD: "No!"
    "I've probably just ruined the friendship we all had, I really doubt you want anything to do with me."
    >You break your wrist free from her grip and continue to walk off.
    >This time dash tackles you and pins you to the ground.
    >RD: "What part of you're not going anywhere did you not understand?"
    "I've pretty much lied to all your faces and you still want me here? WHY!?"
    >Dash smacks the shit out of you.
    >RD: "BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, YOU BIG IDIOT."
    "W-what?"
    >RD: "Yeah you lied to us, yes I'm very angry at you for hiding the truth from us, but I still love you and appreciate all you've done.."
    >AJ: "Shoot if I didn't know any better I'd say we'd be completely up the creek without a paddle if it weren't for you Anon."
    >TS: "You've brought us all together when we needed each other the most!"
    >FS: "And we're v-very grateful for that.."
    >R: "You're quite the friend Anon."
    >PP: "And we'll never leave your side!"
    >Okay now you're confused.
    "I don't deserve your friendships.. let alone your compassion."
    >RD: "Stop putting yourself down!"
    "No! I feel as if I've committed the worst act a man can ever commit and it hurts me so much because.."
    >RD: "Because why?"
    "I-I'm afraid to lose you.."
    >A single tear runs down your cheek.
    >Dash gets off of you and allows you to stand up.
    >She then quickly wraps her arms around you and squeezes tightly.
    >You return the hug in full force.
    >RD: "You're not going to get rid of me and my friends so easily, egghead." she says as tears stream down her face.
    >You look into her eyes and smile, wiping away her tears and kissing her on the forehead.
    "I was hoping you would say that.."
    >You revel in this moment for a little while.
    >RD: "We're continuing this conversation when we get home though.."
    "Fair enough."
    >The sound of something hitting against metals draws you from your moment with dash.
    >You whip your head around trying to locate where it came from.
    >*BANG*
    >What the fuck is that coming from?
    >*BANG*
    >You turn to a closed lid dumpster.
    >Breaking off with dash you walk over to investigate it.
    >RD: "Anon what's up?"
    "I think there's something in this dumpster.."
    >You go to open the lid but it flies open before you get a chance.
    >???: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
    >Something rather small and soft latches onto your face.
    "AHHHHH! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!"
    >You slip on a empty can of beans and fall backwards, hitting your head on the concrete.
    >Everything goes fuzzy.
    >Once your eye sight goes back to focus you see something standing over you.
    >It's Green.
    >And there's a hint of mint.
    >Mane 6: "LYRA?!"
    >L: "HI!" She smiles so bright it could blind anyone who stares right into it.
    >Wait what.
    "..Lyra?"
    >L: "Hiya!" she says gleefully while jumping up and down.
    "How did you.."
    >L: "Mirror!" she continues her bouncing.
    "But why aren't you ya know.. Human?"
    >She stops her bouncing midair and shrugs.
    >L: "I dunno."
    >She continues with her bouncy bouncy.
    >You look at the girls, then to Lyra, then to the girls again.
    "Uhh.. I think we've got another problem on our hands.."