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- Dark eyes, Light hair.
- "Twenty-nine. Thirty. Thirty-one. Thirty-two. Eleven dollars and thirty-two cents," said John Davis. He sighed, deeply and
- truely. "That's got to be enough to last me the week, right?" he said, to nobody in particular. John had dark eyes, light
- hair, a nose that was slightly too large for the rest of his face, ears that were a bit too small, and a large, toothy
- smile. Of course, today, he was not smiling. He looked at the celing of his little flat and scowled deeply.
- The phone rang. His mother, assuredly. Deftly, he picked up the beeping box and answered it.
- "John!" she called in that shrill, Harpy-like way unique to mothers everywhere. "How are you?"
- "I've, um, I've been better,"John replied truthfully. Shortly thereafter, he mentally kicked himself.
- "John, you need to admit that you're never going to make it as an actor and get a real job. I can't keep supporting you
- like-" she began, cut off only slightly by a quiet beep. "and if you can't get a job, that nice girl from the smoothie
- store's never going to return your-" the beep, again.
- "Um, sorry, Mom, another call," John said, glad to be free of her inceasent judgement, if only for a few minutes. He hit
- the button and switched calls.
- "John," the voice said. It was Alex, a friend of his. "The television. Are you watching it?"
- "Um, no. I don't have a teevee any more, remember."
- "Then find one. Now, John," Alex said sternly. It was in Alex's way to be deep and passionate about everything, of course,
- but something in that low voice made it difficult to resist.
- "Um, sure. It's on the news, what you want me to see, right?" he asked.
- "Yes."
- "Which news?"
- "All of them."
- And with that, John hung up the phone and stuck it on silent for the rest of his outing. He'd explain it to his mother
- later. He jogged from his door to the elevator, and rode it down to the ground floor of his complex. The way down, a large,
- smelly man with half his teeth and a perpetual stink of alcohol acompanied John, and persistantly gave him a look that John
- found unnerving in the extreme. Eventually, though, the glistening metal doors of the elevator dislodged their contents,
- and John left the building, none too disapointed to part with his companion.
- There were, unfortunately, no longer electronics stores with television sets in the window. However, there were huge,
- industrial utility stores with the same buried only a short distance within, and John did not yet look so destitute as to
- be barred entry to the one three blocks down. The greeter to the huge, corporate comglorerate gave John that selfsame look
- as he was ushered into a world of "Low prices, great quality, and caring employees," a statement that John, and everyone
- who had ever shopped there, found equally ridiculous.
- The televisions were not hard to find. They were in the back, after all. John hurried to that back, careful to pay no heed
- to those large groups of fellow-shoppers who would give him that same, unplaceable look. Unfortunately, they were currently
- on a toothpaste commercial, the same that had been airing when John sold his own television two months prior.
- "Um, excuse me," he said to the nearest clerk, a balding, middle-aged man with a potbelly and his friendly nametag (reading
- HELLO MY NAME IS MITCH) slightly askew, "Can you put it on a news channel, kindly?"
- The man simply laughed. "Heh, figures. Don't worry, sir, it'll be on in a few seconds."
- Bewildered, John took a seat. True to "MITCH"'s words, the commercial soon ended, bringing instead an arial view of the
- White House. John cocked his head in interest. All the T.V.s were slightly out of synch, and the discordant rythems of
- their speakers made it impossible to hear anything. Frowning, John took out his phone and dialed Alex, noticing six missed
- calls from his mother.
- "Um, Alex, what am I supposed to be seeing here?" John asked, looking at the screen like it were some archeic riddle he had
- been charged with solving.
- "For the love of god, John, just watch," responded that hypnotic, low voice. The owner of that low voice shortly
- disconnected, trusting in John to fufile its obligations. He did, of course, never concidering doing anything else. The
- view on the television had switched to that of two older men in prim, dark suits, argueing with one-another, allowing John
- to conclude that it was politics or sports, neither of which he payed much heed. Suddenly, the word RECAP came flying out
- from the commentators, ablaze in digital flame and shining in digital glory. The view switched again, to a man, the words
- PROGRESSIVE PARTY CANIDATE WILLIAM WELLS emblazoned in gold above his head. John was, however, far too occupied with the
- details of the face to read the text, however. The man was young, about John's age. He had dark eyes, light hair, a nose
- that was slightly too large for the rest of his face, ears that were a bit too small, and a large, toothy smile.
- "D-Doppelgänger," John muttered, numbly, while Mitch (the clerk) looked at him, immensely ammused. John took out his
- cellphone (another two missed calls from Mom) and dialed his mother's number.
- "Mom, have you been watching the primaries?" John asked quietly.
- "You know I don't- don't try to distract me, mister. I've called you eight times, you know, and-"
- "Watch the primaries, and then tell me how I'm failing in my life, yeah?" John said, hanging up the phone. He went back to
- his building, up to his flat, and gathered up his eleven dollars and thirty-two cents, alongside all his silverware and any
- other thing of value that wasn't nailed down. With the eleven dollars, he took a cab to a pawn shop, where he pawned half
- his kitchen and his cell phone in exchange for one hundred and ten dollars. He took another cab, this time to a tuxedo
- rental place, where he managed to negotiate for a one day lease for sixty dollars. Cab again, this time to far across town.
- He had heard that the newest installment in the GERMAN TANK NUMBERS series was in need of a President- and did he have the
- face of a President.
- Five years later, he reawoke. Initially, one might suspect that nothing had changed, because he occupied that same flat,
- and wore the same drungy clothes that he was wearing the day he discovered his Doppelgänger. One would, however, have to
- ignore the suit hung up in his closet, the new flat screen television, the small, enshrined acting award, and his new
- roommate. Alex had tuned the television to the news, and was watching avidly.
- "Hey, um, Alex. Morning," John said, yawning. Alex simply scowled.
- "Um, something, um, going on, in the world?" he asked.
- "Yes. Something, very. Your Doppelgänger, fucking lunatic, declared marshall law, the dissolution of the United States of
- America, himself King, and war on Europa. In that order," Alex said, face dark and brooding. John merely laughed.
- "Don't mess with me this early, please?" John said, smiling that toothy grin.
- "I'm not."
- "Must be."
- "John, do I joke?"
- "...Oh my god."
- "Yes."
- "You're..."
- "Serious? Of course."
- "This means?"
- "End of the world?"
- "Yeah."
- "Not hardly. Man was kicked out of office."
- "Well, at least the world's not going to end."
- "No, but your acting days are over."
- "Got enough put away to last us the rest of our lives."
- "Good," Alex concluded, and then that was the end of that discussion. John got up, went down to the garage, and drove to
- his mother's house, to confess that he was done acting, but that it hardly mattered since he made himself more money than
- her great grandfather ever managed when he came to America with only "Twenty dollars and a dream," and then drove back,
- blithely unaware that he was being followed. He went back to his flat, played some dumb video games with Alex, called his
- bank to ensure that he did, in fact, have enough money as so to live off the interest, and shortly thereafter went to
- sleep, where he was woken up by multiple stab wounds to the chest. As he drifted off to the ultimate sleep, he was able to
- only whisper, "You have the wrong man, you idiot," to his assailent. His assailent whispered back, "Sic semper tyrannum,"
- before jumping out the sixth story window to his death.
- John remembered, in that soft twilight before the end, something he'd heard a long time prior. One's Doppelgänger is an
- omen of death.
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