Pinkie's Playhouse Ep. 01- Knife Toss

>You are Pinkie Pie.
>As you finish stuffing some supplies into your saddlebags, Mrs. Cake walks by your room.
>She stops and looks in.
>"Hey Pinkie, headed out for the night?"
>You cram the last knife into your bag and close it with a squeak.
"I'm headed out to meet Anon! He opens his super fun Carnival tomorrow and I'm helping him get ready!"
>She smiles, "that's nice honey. I'm glad you get along with him so well, you have so many friends."
>You throw on your bags and give her a grave look.
"Oh we're more than friends. Anon is going to be my lovey dovey boyfriend."
>She laughs nervously, "oh, kay. Have fun hun..."
>You bounce happily out of the shop.
>Anon is probably your favorite of everyone in Ponyville.
>Ever since he came to Equestria, you've had TONS more fun.
>He's a lot like you: energetic, friendly and he enjoys games.
>That's why he decided to open a circus.
>You can see the lights in the night sky up ahead.
>And there's the circus music.
>Kinda creepy but whatever.
>You bounce over the gate and begin your way through the alley of game and food booths.
>It's all amazing!
>There are a few ponies Anon has hired setting up their stalls for tomorrow.
>Up ahead, Anon is adding some paint to a big wheel.
>You jump on his head and nibble on one of his ears.
>He shouts and grabs you.
>His fingers sink into your sides, making you giggle.
>"Pinkie Pie!"
>Anon holds you against the wheel.
"Hi Anon! I'm here to help and maybe eat some salted nuts in the haunted sex house?"
>He straps your legs down with leather belts and smiles.
>"We don't have a haunted house Pinkie, you know that."
>You struggle a little because you know he must like it.
"This is kinda kinky Anon, is this what you're into?!"
>He pulls one of the knives out of your saddle bag and spins the wheel.
>"It's a good possibility."


>Anon wiggles the knife, "so were ya scared? Excited?! I think ponies are gonna enjoy the knife toss."
>You shout as the world spins before you.
"AhHhHhHhHh! This is AWESOME! Throw a knife, do it! It's okay if you miss, just do it! Comeoncomeoncomeon!"
>He stops the wheel with his foot and unstraps you.
>"No can do Pinkie. I'm not the one who throws the knives and I can't risk hurting my business partner before opening day."
>You wobble around and throw up a whole cupcake.
"Aw, you're so sweet. And don't you mean future Pinkie Wife?"
>He rubs your head, you lean into it, "well everything is pretty much ready. There's some other ponies here putting the last touches on their booths but we don't really have anything to do."
>You get a quick sniff of his hand before he turns and points at the largest attraction in the circus.
>The ferris wheel.
>It's lighting up the night, not currently moving.
>"Wanna ride?"
>You explode in a cloud of confetti and begin galloping for it.
>Anon is running right behind you.
"I'm gonna win!"
>You can see Anon is working his legs as fast as he can.
>He's so cute when he tries to win a game against you.
>With a smile, you slow down a little so he can pass.
>"I win!" He grabs the gate to stop himself.
>You skid to a halt beside him.
"Nice race Anon! Here's your prize."
>You lean toward him and pucker up.
>"Come on Pinkie, you get on and I'll start it up."
>Anon goes to the controls.
"Shoot..."
>You sadly walk over and get into a cart on the ferris wheel.
>Anon flips some switches and the ride starts up.
>He runs over and hops into the cart next to you, "we're off!"


>You are Anon.
>Pinkie Pie snuggles up next to you.
>She smells nice.
>"Anon, how are we going to get off of here? Not that I want to."
>You rub her head.
"It's all good, I set it to shut off in ten minutes."
>The wheel rises up and you get a good look at your pride and joy.
>The circus took a lot of work and it was stressful getting together all the funds.
>But it was definitely worth it.
>You squeeze Pinkie.
"Tomorrow is gonna be great."
>The ferris wheel takes you to the highest point.
>You look at Pinkie and she smiles back at you.
>Her big blue eyes are looking mischievous.
"What's up Pinkie Pah?"
>She leans forward and presses her lips to yours.
>At first you don't move, your mouth slightly open, her tongue exploring your teeth.
>She wraps her hooves over your shoulders and moves into your lap.
>You pull back and cough.
"Pinkie what the hell?"
>Her face is full of mischief, her cheeks flushed.
>"Let's quit playing this game and get down to business."
>You laugh,
"B-business?"
>Pinkie pulls on your belt, "take it out Anon, I'm about to rock your world!"
>Her hooves move in a blur and your pants are undone.
"Wait!"
>"Don't do it!"
>Both of you stop and look up.
>Fluttershy is flying above you.
"Thank god..."
>Oh wait, she's a blatant stalker/rapist.
"Dammit."
>Pinkie frowns, "hey Fluttershy. You know the circus isn't open right?"
>Fluttershy pulls on her mane nervously, "I know but um, you can't do that with Anon. I w-won't let you."


>The three of you now stand at the entrance to the ferris wheel.
>Pinkie Pie gets in Fluttershy's face.
>She's smiling but it looks menacing.
>Fluttershy backs away.
>"So why are you here again Fluttershy? Anon and I were having a PRIVATE party."
>Pinkie can be kind of scary sometimes.
>Usually only when she was around you.
>Fluttershy looks at you then back to Pinkie, "uh, I can't let you do those weird things to Anon because um, he doesn't like it. Anon... Anon likes me!"
>You facepalm.
"No Fluttershy. I don't."
>Her wings shoot out, "but you don't like Pinkie r-right?!"
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>Pinkie Pie disappears and reappears on top of your head.
>How does she even?
>"Let's decide this with a game!"
"A game?"
>"Yes! A game! Me against Fluttershy, to see who gets to spend time with Anon."
>Fluttershy debates this then nods, "y-yes. Okay."
>She should know it's a mistake to challenge Pinkie Pie.
>Minutes later you stand in front of the knife throw wheel again.
>Fluttershy is strapped to it.
>"What is this game?"
>She is in the beginning phase of a panic attack.
>Pinkie Pie tilts her head and grins, holding up a knife.
>"It's the knife toss Fluttershy. We see who can stick all five knives successfully. I go first!"
>Fluttershy pisses a little, "w-wait!"
>Pink Devious spins the wheel and Fluttershy becomes a yellow blur.
>She drops the knife and runs to you, "come on Nonny!"
"What? What about Fluttershy?"
>Pinkie pulls you away, "forget about her for a little, she's having fun! Let's go to the haunted sex house!"
"We don't have a haunted house Pinkie."
>She smiles back at you and licks her lips.
>"Then we'll just go to the sex house. The Cakes should be asleep."