Valdis the Shop Clerk

01[22:36] <@Botherer> Marianne and Leeroy, on their fantastical excursion to the department store, find themselves passing through the plaza, where their condom run had led them to an awkward cockblocking session. However, they find the department store to be in much better taste, and it's not just because the clothes aren't all Ducklett print or something ridiculous like that. Amongst the employees, they find a tall, muscular, somewhat intimidating looking woman, slightly taller than Leeroy at six feet, actually, walking around in one of the store's new custom shirts to advertise it - A purple shirt with a Solosis on it that reads "You Jelly?"
06[22:37] * Vincent walks afterwards to the store because Fashion~
06[22:38] * Marianne leans back slightly, feeling a bit intimidated, but eventually shakes it off.
[22:38] <Marianne> Umm... excuse me?  Where are the dresses in here?
06[22:38] * Vincent skips into the store and stairs at Valdis
[22:38] <Leeroy> and where are the jackets?
[22:38] <Leeroy> I need a replacement
06[22:39] * Estel holds onto the UNown and slinks off the couch. If no one's around then there's no one to mess with, so he goes to wherever the shopping may be.
06[22:41] * Vincent merely hops around and looks for some fashionable clothes
[22:41] <Valdis> Valdis was sitting at a counter, tapping a finger on the surface until approached.  She looks over to the two indifferently. "...Right there." she literally points to a rack right next to her, slightly annoyed.
[22:42] <Marianne> Oh, sorry!
06[22:42] * Marianne goes over and starts to dig through the rack, looking for something that suits her taste.
[22:43] <Vincent> Excuse me miss butch, but can you get me some clothes. I need to get a new jacket.
06[22:43] * Leeroy looks around for a new jacket. A duster would be nice
[22:44] <Valdis> She looks to Vincent, and eyes him up in down. "Excuse me, faggot? Get your own damn cloths," she waves around the shop. "They are fuckin' everywhere."
06[22:44] * Vincent blinks at Valdis. "... Did you just call me a faggot!?"
06[22:45] * Leeroy pvverhears the back and forth
[22:45] <Leeroy> *overhears
[22:45] <Leeroy> Oooooooh boy....
[22:45] <Valdis> She looks around mockingly. "Don't see any others who fit the description around here."
[22:45] <Marianne> (Vincent) Calm down Vincent...
06[22:47] * Vincent gasps and stomps his foot. "Betch you don't even KNOW what a description is. I mean purple with Blonde hair? Ha! Looks like you got dressed in a back alley right?" Vincent snaps
06[22:47] * Leeroy turns back to the jackets
[22:49] <Valdis> She notices the gauntlet as he snaps his finger. "Oh god damnit. Just HAAAD to see one of those things again." She is too angered by the sight of it to even acknowledge the comment about her clothing.  "Just...piss off or something," she grunts.
06[22:50] * Vincent stomps his foot. "No YOU piss off you Butch-looking betch! Where is your girl? Oh wait your attire doesn't attract them does it!"
02[22:50] * Leeroy ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[22:50] <Valdis> She just stares at him and muses to herself. "I shoulda killed those dipshits when I had the chance and just gone home."  Nope, not listening.
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[22:51] <Marianne> (Valdis) <Huh?  What are you going on about now?>
06[22:52] * Vincent walks off groaning. "See this is why I hate people and who do you think you are you dumb bitch die in a fire..."
[22:52] <Valdis> She turns her head to the psychic. "You think you were the ONLY ones dragged to this stupid as shit region?"
[22:52] <Marianne> Wait, they... they brought even MORE people here.
[22:53] <Marianne> I... oh my god...
06[22:53] * Marianne leans against the rack with a sigh.
[22:53] <Vincent> Wait more people!?
06[22:53] * Vincent turns around
[22:53] <Valdis> "Oh, yes. But don't think too much of it. They are literallymeantally impared."
[22:54] <Vincent> .... You think they are alive?
[22:54] <Marianne> Well...
[22:54] <Leeroy> wait what
[22:54] <Marianne> (Valdis) <Don't say this to anyone else but... Mindy and the two Sages here are dead.>
[22:54] <Valdis> "I couldn't put up with their bullshit, and ran off, and now I got this shitty ass job while I try to figure out how the hell to get out of here."
06[22:54] * Marianne pulls a pink summer dress off the rack with a smile, then walks off to the changing room.
06[22:55] * Leeroy grabs a Redish brown duster
[22:55] <Marianne> (Valdis) <We're trying to stop them... do you want to help us?>
[22:55] <Valdis> (Marianne) >IMPLYING I GIVE TWO SHITS. (I have no idea how this notation works :3)
06[22:55] * Vincent gets a jacket while he listens to Valdis talk, who isnt' as much of a bitch, and some pants
[22:55] <Leeroy> well we couldn't put up with their shit either
[22:55] <Marianne> (Well shit, I was doing that because I thought you knew.  < and > represent telepathy.)
06[22:56] * Leeroy grabs a blue hoodie with a skull on the front
[22:56] <Leeroy> These two will be all
06[22:56] * Leeroy puts the clothes on the counter
[22:56] <Valdis> "Listen, I literally gave up on this damn place soon as we got out of that music town.  I'm just stuck here till my superior officers find me or I can get enough cash to get the hell out."
[22:57] <Marianne> Ugh...
[22:57] <Marianne> (Valdis) <Well, fine then.>
[22:57] <Leeroy> I don't think cash will help you
[22:57] <Valdis> "But if you run into a dipshit with a Riolu, and some psciotic guy named Jameson, please put them out of their misery for me."
[22:58] <Leeroy> I mean I have GOLD and I'm still here
06[22:58] * Estel finds the mall or whatever and pokes around
[22:58] <Leeroy> Riolu...
06[22:58] * Leeroy crosses his arms
[22:58] <Valdis> She scans up the items. "Yeah well whatever. I can weather the storm. Ain't like I'm not packin' heat." She taps her belt, where a sword is sheathed. A sword of fire and ice.
06[22:59] * Vincent places the stuff on the counter
[22:59] <Leeroy> Heh
[22:59] <Leeroy> I'm my own heat
[22:59] <Valdis> Valdis rips the cloths Vincent picked out in half, "Oops, musta came damaged," and continues to ignore him.
[22:59] <Vincent> And I can do this!
06[22:59] * Leeroy holds his hand out and it catches on fire for a minute before that weird blue mist shows up and his hand becomes transparent again
06[22:59] * Vincent punches Valdis in the face with a watery fist
[23:00] <Leeroy> Ah! This again!
06[23:00] * Leeroy shakes his hand and it reverts back to normal
[23:01] <Valdis> Valdis didn't even feel it.  "...did you spit on my shirt? Dick."
06[23:02] * Vincent slams his fist on the counter. "One more word!"
06[23:02] * Estel notices the group punching people and gets a little closer
[23:02] <Valdis> "And that's a fancy trick, with the fire. I'm a bit more practicle."
[23:02] <Leeroy> wish it'd stick with the fire...
06[23:02] * Leeroy looks at his hand nervously
[23:03] <Vincent> Did anyone else see that!?
[23:03] <Leeroy> See what?
06[23:03] * Marianne finally comes back with the pink dress, along with a purple shirt, a pair of jeans, and two sets of underwear.
06[23:03] * Leeroy snaps out his little trance
[23:03] <Marianne> Knock it off you guys!
[23:03] <Vincent> She ripped my clothes!
[23:03] <Leeroy> Sorry wasn't paying attention
[23:04] <Leeroy> besides you didn't buy them yet so....
06[23:04] * Vincent gets out ANOTHER set of clothing and places them on the counter
06[23:04] * Estel watches the drama from not too far away
06[23:06] * Leeroy grabs some silk boxers as well and puts them with his other clothes
[23:06] <Valdis> Valdis rings these ones up, and grunts as she shoves them in a bag.
[23:06] <Leeroy> ah these too I guess
[23:06] <Marianne> Thanks~
[23:07] <Valdis> "...What is this a slumber party or some shit."
[23:07] <Vincent> I wish
[23:07] <Leeroy> Nah
[23:07] <Marianne> Well... we haven't exactly had it easy lately... my clothes are filthy!
[23:07] <Leeroy> we're the Peace Preservers, we go around and right wrongs
[23:08] <Leeroy> no time for silly slumber parties
06[23:08] * Marianne takes her bag from the counter with a smile.
[23:08] <Vincent> Yeah we're heroes!
06[23:08] * Vincent grabs his bag and nods
06[23:08] * Leeroy grabs his bag and nods as well
06[23:08] * Estel waits for them to finish
[23:08] <Valdis> "...Well you're a step ahead of douchebags I got stuck with then." She continues to ring cloths up, with little to no gusto.
[23:09] <Vincent> Yeah! I think we're doing good?
[23:09] <Leeroy> there have been a few hiccups...
[23:09] <Marianne> I'll meet you guys outside, okay?
[23:09] <Leeroy> but we should be fine in the long run
06[23:10] * Marianne heads out of the store with a skip in her step.
06[23:10] * Estel sneaks after the others
06[23:11] * Vincent skips after Marianne and flips off Valdis. "Seeya you butchy bitch!"
06[23:11] * Leeroy takes his clothes after paying for them
[23:11] <Leeroy> thanks I guess
[23:11] <Valdis> "Get aids and die, fuckface."
[23:11] <Valdis> She says nonchallantly.
[23:12] <Leeroy> That was uncalled for
[23:12] <Leeroy> even toards Vincent
[23:12] <Leeroy> *towards
06[23:12] * Leeroy heads out of the store to catch up with Marianne and Vincent
06[23:13] * Estel follows them
[23:13] <Marianne> Now where to guys?
[23:13] <Leeroy> We should probably check in with Darius
[23:14] <Vincent> I don't know... Yeah lets do that~
[23:14] <Valdis> As they leave, she releases a Braivery and a Luxray, and whispers something to them.
06[23:15] * Vincent relases Yuki, the small Delibird chick, and places her on his head, like ahat
[23:15] <Marianne> Alright then.  Let's go say bye to Nadine first though!
06[23:15] * Marianne walks back to the house.
[23:15] <Leeroy> Right
06[23:15] * Leeroy follows her
06[23:15] * Estel goes right on after them
03[23:16] * Valdis ([email protected]) has left #PTAFallen
03[23:16] * Tentra ([email protected]) has joined #PTAFallen
01[23:17] <@Botherer> The group hasn't managed to make it TERRIBLY far out of the department store - the group is still more or less in the plaza, around where the drug store is located - Doesn't this bring back memories to Leeroy and Marianne?
01[23:18] <@Botherer> A faint flapping noise can be heard... Somewhere.
06[23:18] * Leeroy Leeroy has the Arbok XL condoms with him now in his case
[23:19] <Leeroy> hmmm?
06[23:19] * Leeroy looks behind him as they walk
06[23:19] * Vincent ignores it and skip skip skip
[23:19] <Leeroy> a bird?
01[23:20] <@Botherer> Leeroy turns around and sees... Oh God, that is a REALLY big eagle flying forth behind them.
[23:20] <Marianne> What about it?  This place is pretty good compared to Saffron, there were so many Pidgey there...
06[23:20] * Marianne frowns a little at the thought.
06[23:21] * Leeroy remembers Swallows and Tailows from near Verdenturf before shaking them from his head
[23:21] <Leeroy> No it's a giant Eagle
06[23:21] * Leeroy is now walking backwards looking at it
01[23:21] <@Botherer> Marianne manages to idly skip past and out of harm's way, but Leeroy... Well, the bird flies right past him and Vincent, swiping the boy's bag with its talons, and Leeroy can feel a REALLY strong breeze as the bird soars right past him.
01[23:22] <@Botherer> Strong enough that a certain something might have been blown out of place.
[23:22] <Marianne> Woah!
[23:22] <Leeroy> Geeze!
06[23:23] * Leeroy checks his bag for all his clothes quick
06[23:23] * Marianne quickly releases Jennifer from her crystal.
[23:23] <Marianne> Jenny, I need you to- WOAH, when did you grow two extra wings?!
06[23:23] * Estel blinks but continues following the others
[23:24] <Marianne> Anyway, try to stop that bird before it hurts someone!
06[23:25] * Leeroy puts on his Duster when he makes sure all his things are where they belong and dump the rest in his case before summoning Desperado
06[23:25] * Vincent looks up and blinks
[23:25] <Vincent> ... WHAT MY BAG!?
01[23:26] <@Botherer> The Crobat manages to gain some ground on the bird, being quite a bit faster, but it... Probably wasn't the best idea to try and shoot it down with a Hypnosis from behind. It proved to be completely ineffective on the bird, which turns around and ... Caws? What kind of damned noise do eagles make anyways?
06[23:26] * Vincent points.
[23:26] <Vincent> Yuki. ICE SHARD
[23:26] <Marianne> Wait, no, don't hurt it!
06[23:27] * Leeroy 's Metagross has no chance of catching up if it's running-errr Flying away
01[23:28] <@Botherer> The Delibird grabs a present from its sack and flings it forth. From it, a bunch of small spears burst forth, though the Braviary just uses Vincent's bag of clothing as a shield. There's now a bunch of holes in the bag, and possibly some clothes, too.
[23:28] <Vincent> Oh my gosh this isn't worth it!
06[23:28] * Vincent runs forward
[23:29] <Leeroy> Desperado! Stop the Eagle!
06[23:31] * Estel watches in amusement
06[23:31] * Leeroy 's Metagross Focuses on the Braivery trying to stop it with it's PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!
01[23:32] <@Botherer> The Braviary tosses the bag of clothing up into the air, then caws evilly before slicing it open with its talons. Vincent's brand new clothes are now in tatters.
[23:32] <Vincent> ....
06[23:32] * Vincent throws his hands up and just attempts to walk out
[23:32] <Leeroy> errrr
[23:32] <Leeroy> hey chill I can mend that
01[23:32] <@Botherer> This, of course, does nothing to stop the oversized Metagross from holding the bird down with its supercomputer psionically enhanced mind.
[23:33] <Leeroy> I sew remember?
[23:34] <Marianne> Let's just get it outside so it doesn't hurt anybody.
06[23:34] * Leeroy 's Metagross holds it in place
[23:34] <Leeroy> right you heard her buddy
01[23:35] <@Botherer> Vincent's shiny new lime green panties are hanging on Saber's leftmost talon.
[23:35] <Leeroy> ....
[23:35] <Leeroy> He bought PANTIES?
06[23:35] * Leeroy shudders
[23:35] <Marianne> Oh... well, I'll admit, they ARE comfortable...
[23:35] <Leeroy> let's just grab his other clothes and get out of here
[23:36] <Vincent> Oh off it, like I care anymore YUKI ICY WIND THE BIRD BITCH
06[23:36] * Marianne turns to the side... and then sees the spilled box of Arbok XL condoms, and starts to blush.
06[23:36] * Estel can't help laughing at the mess
[23:36] <Leeroy> Desperado? Escort our new frien-
06[23:37] * Leeroy looks down at the condoms wide eyed before grabbing them to put them back away, only to have his hands go ghosty
[23:37] <Marianne> ...Wait, Jenny, stop it!
[23:37] <Leeroy> Damnit!
06[23:38] * Leeroy focuses on keeping his hands normal before grabbing the box and putting it away. Good thing the box is still sealed
01[23:42] <@Botherer> Yuki begins to loose a spray of chilled winds, but Jenny, being much faster, swoops down upon the bird fast enough that it not only stops the bird from blowing much of its load out, but what little of the mess was sprayed out was blown downwards by the resulting current of her descent. The bird's knocked cleanly off Vincent's head and is out for the count.
[23:42] <Marianne> Woah, Jenny, calm down!
06[23:42] * Vincent runs over to Yuki and grabs her, holding her. "Stay away batface!"
[23:43] <Estel> Hm, you guys can't stay out of trouble for one minute, can you...
06[23:43] * Marianne 's Crobat hisses angrily before flying back to her master and clinging to her back.
[23:43] <Leeroy> I'm not in any trouble
06[23:43] * Leeroy shrugs
[23:43] <Vincent> Okay fine keep the clothes!
[23:43] <Leeroy> I can get out of any bad situation
[23:43] <Marianne> Ugh... let's just get out of here before something else happens.
[23:43] <Marianne> Come on guys!
[23:44] <Leeroy> Vincent I can fix the damn clothes
06[23:44] * Marianne dashes off towards the exit... wherever it is.
06[23:44] * Vincent stomps out. "Keep that dumb bat away Marianne!"
[23:44] <Leeroy> calm down
06[23:45] * Estel laughs as he follows them
06[23:46] * Leeroy grabs Vincent's new clothes and heads out, Desperado keeping the bird close with it's telekenesis
01[23:49] <@Botherer> The bird, not really in much of a position to try and escape from Desperado's grip, drudgingly gets dragged along back outside.
06[23:50] * Vincent keeps walking complaining all the while
06[23:50] * Leeroy 's Metagross throws the bird into the air when they get outside with it's telekensis before letting it fly away
[23:50] <Vincent> Maybe I'll just go naked because that's what the world wants it seems! Doesn't even care about how fashoinable I look...
[23:51] <Leeroy> I CAN FIX YOUR DAMN CLOTHES!
[23:51] <Leeroy> honestly...
01[23:51] <@Botherer> When the group manages to make it outside, the bird gets chucked away. While it may not be a Delibird, it can still get away with throwing "Presents" around.
06[23:51] * Leeroy facepalms
01[23:53] <@Botherer> Vincent obviously gets blasted with a sticky glob of Braviary poo as it flies off into the sunset.
06[23:53] * Estel laughs a little louder this time
[23:53] <Marianne> Eww...
06[23:53] * Leeroy can't help but laugh a bit too
[23:53] <Leeroy> Sorry but that's pretty funny!
06[23:53] * Vincent throws his arms in the air. He looks like he wants to cry. "I hate all of you!" Vincent darts off
[23:53] <Marianne> Wait!
06[23:54] * Marianne focuses, getting the solid gunk off of Vincent.
[23:54] <Leeroy> Vincent C'mon!
[23:54] <Marianne> Calm down Vincent, we'll go get you cleaned up!
01[23:57] <@Botherer> As do ... Well, that pretty much nails everyone except Leeroy and Desperado... Jenny, unfortunately, is literally struck with SO MUCH POO that it's pretty much buried alive with it as it slams down to the ground, crushed beneath mounts of sticky, globby urea.
[23:59] <Marianne> EWW!
[23:59] <Estel> Agh... disgusting.
06[23:59] * Marianne tries to free herself and Jennifer from the mess via Telekinesis.
[23:59] <Vincent> Yep, Vincent darted off the the nearest amount of water or Nadine's shower and jumps in crying ;-;
06[23:59] * Leeroy sidesteps his and Desperado follows his lead
[23:59] <Leeroy> whew that was close
Session Time: Mon Sep 05 00:00:00 2011
[00:00] <Leeroy> Almost got the clothes soiled
[00:00] <Leeroy> Desperado help out Etch will you?
06[00:01] * Leeroy 's Metagross does it's best to rid Estel of Avaian fecal matter
[00:01] <Estel> ...Thanks.
06[00:01] * Marianne heads back to Nadine's house for a shower, looking like she's going to throw up.
06[00:02] * Estel begins walking back as well
[00:02] <Leeroy> you can pay me back by NOT possessing me or my pokemon. Or whatever it is you call it what you do
06[00:02] * Estel stops
[00:02] <Estel> Oh? That's a high bargain there, afraid not.
[00:03] <Estel> At least, no promises.