"scat" porn

Cemetry Gator posted:

When I was younger, I used to think that scat porn was porn where they made all the sound effects using their mouth, you know, like scat singing.

I have never been so wrong in my life, and I have never been so horrified that I was wrong. What I just described sounded awesome, and the reality is nothing like that. Just imagine, two people getting it on. And the guy's going "Schoo-be-do-do-do-wap-wap-da-wap-da-waah-wah-wah-waaah-sqauch-squach-squuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach." And then the lady goes "whomp-whoooooooom."