Anon eats at Pony King (AiE)

>You hear that a new restaurant opened
>The building design seems very familiar
>You enter in and see little crown hats on the counter and a teen cashier
>The menu consisted of different sandwiches and burgers
>Tofu burgers with "the King's secret sauce"
>Actually you haven't eaten anything burger related since you got here
>"Can I take your order sir?"
"Yeah..I'll have the Royal Clopper with a side of hay fries"
>"Will that be tofu or flowers?"
"Tofu"
>You pay and get your meal along with a crown
>The tofu is greasy but delicious
"Man, its so cheap I can come here like everyday. Actually...I think I will"
>Everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner you eat at Pony King
>Your marefriend got tired of it and didn't go with you after a while but you still went without her
>One night you are having sex with her and cum like after 5 minutes
>"Anonymous...you have gotten really fat and you suck at sex now...I wanna break-up"
"But I love you"
>"Yeah well I loved [spoiler]your hot monkey dick[/spoiler] but it ain't working now"
>She left you but you don't need her. You have Pony King, open 24 hours a day
>You walk to resturant with bits in your hand
"Wheeze I don't remember it being this far"
>After the long 4 block trek you make it
"Hey Frycook, the usual please"
>You carry your two trays to your usual spot
>About halfway through your fifth clopper your left arm felt numb
"Oh that's weird"
>Your chest begins to hurt and you can't breathe
"I c-can't breathe"
>You quickly walk over to the cashier
"Help... I think I am..."
>You clutch your chest and fall to the floor
>After you get hospitalized, they let you go and you file a lawsuit to Pony King
>You win the lawsuit which causes the business to shut down and you to lose weight
>You have millions of bits and get to [spoiler]cum in Rainbow Dash[/spoiler]
>Everything went better then expected