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- Right, right, so evaxephon. His handle is the name of two different animus, Eva which is obvious and Rahxephon, which is a pretty much forgotten shit animu about shit things.
- This is important because it starts off our autism show.
- For some bizarre reason, Eva got it into his head that Rah was a complete ripoff of Eva and made huge powerpoints about this and posted them on /a/.
- His proof was shit as flimsy as "They both have scenes where someone is looking at the sky" "There are girls with blue hair", so naturally, /a/ mocked the shit out of it and it became a meme.
- Despite this, he would continue to this until he was banned.
- While he was shitting up /a/ daily with these autism threads, he also had a gaia account because why not I guess. He didn't do anything but make various blog threads about how he wanted a girlfriend but couldn't get one (A rather funny thread involves him trying to look at a girl's cleavage and when she notices it and shoots him a look, he began crying).
- The only things of note are the fact that he was homeschooled, his parents were mostly distant (REMEMBER THIS), that he had an almost unhealthy obsession with getting a girlfriend ("My life means nothing without it") and that he wanted to be a game dev, he never had any ideas that didn't some how involve rape (Which is clear from his STILL ACTIVE FANFICTION NET ACCOUNT FILLED WITH RAPE FICS) and never seemed to actually work on anything.
- At some point, he found out about /v/ and began posting there (I think it was around '10). For some weird reason, he had a trip which was the same handle as everything else he has (literally everything, google it he still continues to use the name) and per /v/, they quickly found his Gaia account and mocked the shit out of him.
- Not to be deterred from this, he began shilling his streams daily, much like he had made the same thread over and over on /a/.
- Very few people actually entered them, so he'd have his streams running multiple times on his website to give the appearance of hundreds of viewers. But those who actually went in there saw his autism first hand.
- If you insulted him at any point, he'd start screaming, literal screaming, BANNED BANNED YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED BANNED while deleting all of your messages.
- He'd hit on ANYTHING that acted female and then ban them if they didn't flirt back (GUESS WHO KNOWS THIS ONE FIRST HAND). He would, however, unban them later and try again.
- He'd pirate games day one and stream them (RDR) and lose his shit if people reported him for it. In RDR's case, he actually LINKED IT ON THE FACEBOOK PAGE.
- He'd cheat in the easiest of games and still lose. For example, he once cheated to have max personas in P4, of all fucking things and still lost.
- While THIS was going on, he also made a series of "journalism" posts on reddit which were all basically about how sexy women are great and virtual women would totally love his dick. There was also an article about how JoJo made him uncomfortable because "Sexualized men are gross". Reddit largely mocked him, so he stopped going back there and settled on the SkullHeart forums once /v/ mods started banning stream threads.
- Most of his posts involved a game he wanted to make Lunar Scythe, no one really seemed to care, so he started working on a fighting game instead.
- He'd hang out in the SG IRC and make a big deal about how he was working on a fighting game, which came to a head the day he actually showed his "progress" to Mike Z for the express purpose of getting feedback (I've got the pastebin on me if you need it)
- Mike gave him feedback, which was largely "It's shit, but it's only been three months, keep at it"
- And Eva lost it, refused to listen to anyone and got super depressed over it, but there's two lines in there that are super important
- "Isn't it impressive that I've done X, Y and Z? Isn't that worthy of praise?" AND "If I don't get praised for work that I've done, what's the point of doing it at all?"
- REMEMBER THIS
- After the Mike Z incident (Which he would later say threw him into a five month depression and made him want to kill Mike), he went back to /v/ to try and shill Lunar Scythe, which is absolutely retarded and I've got the caps of it if you need it.
- /v/ gave him really good crit which is what he asked for, but he refused to change anything
- "No, she has to look like this because that's how I dreamed it"
- "The game has to play like this because that's important to the plot."
- "I can't change the plot, the plot is how I imagined it"
- After like thirty threads, /v/ got tired of playing along with this and just began shitposting whenever he made a new thread, which once again, WAS FUCKING DAILY.
- Something of note, every new thread would have at least five newly commissioned images of the protag. It was fairly obvious to anyone paying attention that he was more attached to the girl than he was the idea of the game.
- Once the /v/ mods started deleting THESE threads on site, he disappeared for a while.
- Then in '12, he came back.
- It was a "What's your dream game?" thread. It began like most threads, insane ideas with no chance in hell of becoming a thing, until one anon posted that he'd like to see "A hitman type game with a yandere girl"
- The thread started focusing on this and pouring ideas into it until someone said "I'll work on it. Be back in a month."
- No one thought anything of that shit because people say things like that all the time, but true to his word, 'yandev' showed up with a trip next month on the day with progress.
- At the time, it was just one room and the ability to stab people. The model was also the Lunar Scythe girl, something /v/ failed to notice and really would've helped in the long run, but it was a functional "game" so people got excited.
- He'd make threads daily, but since it was for a game, people overlooked it.
- Idea guys threw around ideas, he seemed to implement them all, so he grew a little bit of a fanbase on /v/.
- Around '13, the MC's model changed and he made a wordpress so people could follow development, but continued to post in the /v/ threads whenever they were made by people who obviously weren't him seriously guys don't worry it's not him
- In these threads, he promised a bunch of shit. Let's go down the list and see how much of it has changed, shall we?
- "I will never have a patreon, that's SJW shit"
- "I'll never make a kickstarter, that's jew shit, just donate if you like the game."
- "I promise I'll never talk to Kotaku or anyone like that, they're not really interested in video games anyway."
- "If this shit gets attracted by PDP, I'll kill it, I'd rather stop the game than put up with that retard"
- "I'll never make it possible to beat the game by doing something other than killing, this IS a hitman type game, after all."
- "If the game can't be shown or sold at certain places, I'll never censor my shit, the game is more important than making money."
- "I'm making this game for YOU /v/, you're the only audience that matters."
- "I will never have a yuri option, I hate yurishit."
- Now, this last promise is important because it started Eva's jewy ways coming to the top again.
- See, every time he'd make a new thread, a few people would complain about no yuri option and every time, he'd tell them to fuck off. Senpai was a dude and that was that (Because if it isn't incredibly obvious by now, Senpai is HIM).
- Until one day, someone with 2000 dollars told him they were GOING to donate, but since he had no female senpai option, they'd take their money elsewhere.
- Eva did not respond to this BUT THE VERY NEXT THREAD, he said he had given people the option to customize yandere-chan and a side effect of this JUST SO HAPPENED to be that you could make a female senpai WHOOPS JUST A COINCIDENCE PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN
- He got the 2000 the same day
- The threads continued without incident, but oddly enough, no huge progress was being made. He'd add goofy things like the ability to equip toast or a toaster in yan-chan's mouth and started working on a panty stat bonus system, but everything major like the school and the character models were simply bought off of the unity store.
- He assured everyone that these would be replaced in a few months (KEK) but if not, he'd make a KS to help pay for a modeller.
- Anons were opposed to this and even offered to lend a hand, but he wanted nothing to do with it.
- He eventually calmed the thread down by insisting the KS would only go towards models and if it failed, he'd use people from /v/.
- Shortly after, he implemented a few easter egg modes. Specially, a slenderman mode, an AOT mode and a goofy panties on head easter egg.
- These went over well on /v/ given that the game had no real content at the time and he was more than happy to hear that, so he added a few more a month or two later, all of which were related to /v/ in some way.
- I think it was a few months after that, PDP made a video about it (focusing on the easter eggs) and kotaku ran an article. /v/ started crying about it being over but Eva assured people he wasn't gonna do anything related to those two and he hated it just as much as /v/ did.
- But he also totally opened a patreon the same day.
- A patreon that he assured people, only existed to take money away from "retarded PDP kids". After all, they had already played it, he couldn't make them unplay it, why not get some stupid kid money on the side.
- /v/ was split on this, but he added some more meme modes and everyone forgot about it.
- Then '14 came.
- In the middle of one of his weekly dick sucking threads, someone posted the bombshell that Yandev was none other than Evaxephon.
- At first, he denied it. He said he didn't know who that was, but people ended up linking it to him because like a fucking idiot his yandere stream was under the same name as his old handle.
- So, he simply stated that he had changed and he wasn't that person anymore. Quite a few people agreed that he did have the capacity to change, so they overlooked it.
- But a great deal did not forget it and brought it up every time he made a new thread.
- Realizing that it wouldn't be long until /v/ had turned on him completely, like it had many times before, he used GG as a scapegoat.
- As soon as it happened, he moved to 8chan and claimed that yandev threads had been banned because he wasn't with the indie clique.
- Something that literally never happened, what he meant is that it was filled with so much shitposting that he could no longer get his dick sucked, but since most of 8ch no longer visited 4ch, there was no real way to disprove the claim. (He, however, continued to defend himself under anon whenever a thread came up, something he still does to this day)
- The threads here mirrored the early /v/ threads. People would post ideas and suck his dick but with the added help of the board owner (Mark you fucking jew) deleting any thing criticizing Eva and BANNING anyone who continued to do so.
- He even gave him a banner.
- Eva had his own little safe space and all he had to do was add meme modes.
- To slow down the rate of threads, Eva agreed to Mark's idea of having new threads whenever a video was made, which was on the first and the fifteenth. According to Eva, any more than that would take away from game making and he simply did not have time for that.
- He DID however, have time for 10 hour streams almost daily, but pay no attention to the man behind the curtain Eva is still working hard I assure you
- He discussed changing the name to get rid of redditors and children, but wagged his finger at anyone suggesting that he change the name NOW before it was too late.
- He listened to concerns about his focus being on "meme" modes but once again tut tutted it. "The easter eggs only take an hour of my time and it's a great way to relax"
- People were upset that he was spending a great deal of time buying advertising in asian countries when the game wasn't even out of the alpha stage, but he insisted it was important.
- When they'd express concern about him trying too hard to get his game back on twitch by offering to censor things, he simply stated that if the game couldn't be sold anywhere he'd HAVE to censor it, after all, it'd be bad if all his fans couldn't buy the game on steam or watch it on twitch
- Around this time, the subreddit started picking up steam and occasionally Eva would post there, but he told people it was simply to mock them, he had no intention of staying there, 8chan was his real home.
- Oddly enough, soon after this, he stopped posting on 8chan.
- He claimed it was because he was taking a break, so there was no real reason for him to be there.
- This was a break he should not have taken.
- Anyone who's been on either chan knows that a great deal of people have an almost burning hatred of Undertale and UT related things (It's really just loud shitposters). No one hates that game more than 8/v/ and simply saying anything other than "It's awful" would be enough to derail ANY thread, including multiple stickies.
- After the release of UT, I think it was two months, more than enough time to notice that 8ch was not exactly fond of this game, he released a video stating that he would like to change the name of the game because it was NOT a meme game but a serious thing everyone should be taking seriously.
- ONE FUCKING DAY AFTER THAT, HE ADDED A "BAD TIME MODE" TO THE GAME
- Naturally, 8chan lost it and as he had done many times before, so did Eva (I have the cap, again, say something if you need it)
- "I DON'T EVEN LIKE WORKING ON THIS GAME YOU UNGRATEFUL SHITS, I'M GONNA MAKE THE GAME I WANT TO MAKE NEXT TIME (lunar scythe) WHAT'S THE POINT OF PANDERING TO YOU PEOPLE YOU NEVER PRAISE ME FOR ANYTHING YOU'RE ALL CURMUDGEONS EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF THIS SHITHOLE ENJOYS UT WHY CAN'T YOU" and so forth
- Then he disappeared for two months.
- I think part of him was hoping it'd go unnoticed because 8chan has no archives but SOME of us actually capped it (hi) and would post it whenever obviously not Eva would state that it never happened.
- The tide was beginning to turn, people were starting to get annoyed at the radio silence, but he returned a little after DS3's release and claimed it was stress related, but he was gonna be fine.
- That seemed to placate the dick suckers and anyone who didn't forgive him was written off as his boogieman of the week (Kiwi Farms/Wunkolo/4chan)
- He came up with the beat 'em up system, something that was called stupid as shit basically EVERYWHERE, but seemed to be particularly hurt that /v/ wasn't in favor of it.
- He complained a little and made several passive aggressive posts about it, but didn't blow up.
- Not much of note happened after that, things continued the same way until he rolled out his inventory system.
- The plan was to have Yan-chan open up her skirt and flash her panties with her weapons on the side of her skirt. It was stupid, but given that her stat bonuses are panty related, it made sense.
- Obviously, normalfags were weirded out by this and demanded that he change it. He insisted he would do no such thing on 8ch, but made a poll regardless.
- /v/ couldn't understand why he did this, "who cares about what they think if you're not going to change it?", but once again, he simply stated it was important to listen and moved on.
- 11%
- ELEVEN PERCENT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT SHOULD BE CHANGED
- So, /v/ figured that was that, after all, they were the majority, surely he'd keep the panties
- The very next day, he rolled out a NEW version of it where she's wearing TWO FUCKING SKIRTS
- "The two skirt system allows me to have a grid, which is important. I'm not pandering to the 11%. It just so happens to line up with what they want."
- 8/v/ did not buy that shit and who would, so the dick suckers turned on him.
- Mark removed his banner and replaced it with one shitting on him.
- And once again, he stopped posting on /v/.
- But Anime Expo was happening and he totally had to go to that.
- The very same day he went, he ALSO had an interview on Kotaku, which turned basically anyone who still liked him against him with the exception of a few die hards.
- A video was made of him hanging out with weebs at AE, so the next /v/ thread was made with it as the OP asking if he was maybe losing sight of what this was all about.
- People shitposted in while others held out hope that he'd show up again.
- And show he did.
- His very first posts were cherry picking responses and saying things he KNEW would get a negative response
- "What's wrong with doing a Kotaku interview? Don't you want the game to have more money towards its development?"
- "What's wrong with Reddit? It's just a website."
- "What's the matter with meeting fans at a con? Aren't I allowed to do that?"
- He got shitposting in response but a few anons noticed that everything he was saying seemed to be premeditated, as if he had planned on making these posts for a while, including Yan-chan images he had literally never posted until now.
- One anon went as far as saying "In case you haven't noticed it, he's trying to get negative responses so he can use it as an excuse to leave"
- SOMETHING EVA DID LITERALLY ONE POST AFTER THAT
- "People are nice to me at AE, people are nice to me on reddit, all you fuckers do is complain. You're mean and you don't appreciate me, why did I ever hang out here, you've bit the hand that's fed you, I was making this game for YOU, I made the most anti SJW game in existence and it wasn't enough for you people, fuck all of you, I'm done" (Again, cap if needed)
- Everyone pretty much saw that shit coming, so the thread turned into shitposts.
- He immediately ran to reddit and said that was the only site that he was going to hang out on aside from tumblr, something the redditors loved.
- He also did an AMA after that and there's some dramu related to that, but it can wait
- http://pastebin.com/mcAGt3w9 Mike Z pastebin
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