hey bby wuld u like som sputnik ? ;))

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: b/a/k/r
Stranger: wat
You: b/a/k/r
Stranger: asl
You: biases/arouses/krypticisms/romances
Stranger: romances
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f california
Stranger: 12m ny
Stranger: sup
You: MAYUBE SOME PLANSE????? LIKE F-17S?????? ROMFLAO XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: k
You: do u wana do it
Stranger: kk
You: ok u start
Stranger: u got protectiom
You: yea :)
Stranger: wat brand
Stranger: magnet
You: whichever brand u want ;)
Stranger: So magnet
You: ok
Stranger: No that's a terrible brand
You: oh :(
Stranger: wat Eva keep ur organism down my parents bedroom is next to mine
Stranger: k
You: alright im good at being quiet :)
You: duno i bout u tho :3
Stranger: r u sure
You: ya
Stranger: I'm like a cobra I bed
Stranger: I'm the white hammer
You: oh bby i sure do like being hammer'd ;)
Stranger: u should
Stranger: Wen it hits the ground it goesBOOM
You: ur cum?
Stranger: wat
You: do u kno wat cum is?
Stranger: My jizz
Stranger: rate
You: i want that in me
Stranger: Me too
You: u want ur cum in u?
Stranger: Why don't u suck the hammer for some of it
Stranger: It already is baby
You: ok
You: i pull down ur pants
You: (do u have a big blak weenie?? luv the huge ones :)))
Stranger: I'm withe u racist shit
You: :(
You: im sorry :(
Stranger: and yes 10inches to be exact
You: ok
You: i take down ur panets
Stranger: good
You: wut do u do
Stranger: Jazz on u of course
Stranger: wat u do now
You: i eat the smooth jazz
Stranger: Yah how it taste
You: mm it tastes contemplative...........
Stranger: nice
You: i pull down ur underware 2 and ur hueg dick flop outs
Stranger: Ur decision now
You: ok
Stranger: wats it gonna be
Stranger: well
You: I quickly stand up and pull down my panties. You suddenly realize I was never a girl at all, but instead a 65 year old, wrinkly, fat Russian man wearing a skirt. I pull out my huge sopping dick and scream. "I AM PUTIN IT IN YOU NOW, AMERRYCAN SHEET." I pull out Russian measure tape and measure dick, it is 19 AMMERYCAN inches long. You are turned on your side by my large Russian bear hands and I smack you in the face with the full girth of my penis. Your neck almost snaps from the weight. I grab you by the cheeks and roughly pierce your skull with my Sputnik. Your brains fly out onto the wall as you scream your last breath and die instantly. My jazz spews out from the miniature space rocket and fills the room with the sounds of smooth Black folk music. Your parents Russ into the room and scream, as I stare them straight in the eye and shoot them with an AK-47 which was in my ass. They die.
You: Continue y/n
Stranger: Then I duck ur 16 year old sister ander her organism kills u
Stranger: fuck
You: The legend never dies, motherfucker.
You: Stalin, Putin, Lenin, and Karl Marx rush in the door.
Stranger: And tango star shoots them dead
Stranger: Rango starr
Stranger: Bam bitch I win
You: Each of them sporting a progressively larger "space rocket," dangling from their dropped pants. They look at you with glowing red eyes. "YOU CANNOT KILL US NOW, CHILD," they scream in unison, as your Beatles' musician drops dead from raw terror. The Russian politicians charge at you and collectively begin crawling into your ass, screaming in Russian and spouting propaganda the entire time.
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger has disconnected.