keke unban me plz

Game 1
Pre-Game
elbmuT: do u have a diff account that u play kled on?
elbmuT: how come ur playing it as support
elbmuT: ok lol
elbmuT: u do man lol
elbmuT: this elo is so interesting
elbmuT: ppl do all kinds of sht
In-Game
elbmuT: kled once u hit 6
elbmuT: go somewhere else
elbmuT: honestly fuck off
elbmuT: lol
elbmuT: im inting now
elbmuT: fuck u
elbmuT: uve got 1k games in ranked
elbmuT: this season
elbmuT: u troll
elbmuT: without knowing
elbmuT: get out my face
elbmuT: with this suicide in lane bait sht
elbmuT: look @ ur cs
elbmuT: ur all so bad
elbmuT: not here to listen to s silver player
elbmuT: u have nothing to say
elbmuT: u understand
elbmuT: its a smurf
elbmuT: yea
elbmuT: no
elbmuT: its means a silver acc
elbmuT: in silver
elbmuT: its hard for u
elbmuT: ik
elbmuT: to think
elbmuT: i have
elbmuT: not 1
elbmuT: but 2 accs
elbmuT: with plat
elbmuT: ye u dont
elbmuT: cuz ur silver
elbmuT: u negate advice
elbmuT: ur cs is sht
elbmuT: nice int vayne
elbmuT: yea for csing scaling
elbmuT: as adc
elbmuT: ur all dumb
elbmuT: keep inting though
elbmuT: yea imagine scaling
elbmuT: lol
elbmuT: u guys suck so much
elbmuT: its rediculous
elbmuT: u guys lose urself matches
elbmuT: fight fight fight
elbmuT: i dont though
elbmuT: i lose 13
elbmuT: to me 24
elbmuT: ur so low elo it hurts
elbmuT: only good thing id hope out of this is
elbmuT: u guys realize CSING IS IMPORTANT
elbmuT: QUIT ACTING NORTH AMERICAN SILVERS
Post-Game
elbmuT: this is the type of snowflake sht that happens in NA
elbmuT: starts in all chat
elbmuT: top vayne
elbmuT: spooky5me
elbmuT: loses out on cs
elbmuT: wants to say fasfasdgsdgsdjnlk all game
elbmuT: then wants to ignore advice
elbmuT: on par to snowflake
elbmuT: psa
elbmuT: quit fighting for 2 minutes
elbmuT: and cs ur lane
elbmuT: then u wanna say report the player
elbmuT: trying to play correctly
elbmuT: ur mental
elbmuT: and kled
elbmuT: ur 1k games
elbmuT: in sivler
elbmuT: for 4 seasons
elbmuT: DL
elbmuT: LOL
elbmuT: 3/10 lolol
elbmuT: looooooooool
Game 2
Pre-Game
elbmuT: im about to
elbmuT: and im fucking hyped
elbmuT: its silver elo
elbmuT: who cares
elbmuT: elo smurf for reason, cant even be mad
elbmuT: awe
elbmuT: i wanted the azir
In-Game
elbmuT: l0l
elbmuT: ur about as silver as they come
elbmuT: tanked a full cannon wave
elbmuT: i spend way too much
elbmuT: just to correct
elbmuT: a shit fight
elbmuT: so stop starting shit fights
elbmuT: and make them meaningful
elbmuT: that
elbmuT: that right threre
elbmuT: o now u go in
elbmuT: xd
elbmuT: lets just baron
elbmuT: gg
elbmuT: wp
elbmuT: u suck
elbmuT: l0l
elbmuT: dfbn
elbmuT: hfg
elbmuT: fjngs
elbmuT: mfghs
elbmuT: sfghn
elbmuT: sgnf
elbmuT: nsfg
elbmuT: nfghs
elbmuT: nsfgjh
elbmuT: 11/9
elbmuT: eat it
elbmuT: u lost ur base overa  mountain
elbmuT: he did
elbmuT: and u didnt even see it
elbmuT: smh
elbmuT: ornn out of ideas to talk on
elbmuT: headass
elbmuT: loser
elbmuT: the best of the best
elbmuT: o sht
elbmuT: 1 for 5
elbmuT: amazing engage
elbmuT: loser
elbmuT: lol
elbmuT: same
elbmuT: idc
elbmuT: u think ur smart
elbmuT: xd on vayne mains
elbmuT: when u lose games
elbmuT: o wait
elbmuT: more int
elbmuT: amazing
elbmuT: j4
elbmuT: u trap me into ur ult
elbmuT: its amazing
elbmuT: what kind of fucking pussy throwaway account player
elbmuT: wants to play shtty macro games
elbmuT: u got me gassed
elbmuT: this is bronze
elbmuT: this sht
elbmuT: on god
elbmuT: the dumbest of fucks
elbmuT: on god
elbmuT: the dumbest
elbmuT: of fucks
elbmuT: u couldnt been dumber
elbmuT: the dumbest
elbmuT: cuh
elbmuT: cuhhhhhh
elbmuT: cuhhhhhh
elbmuT: dumb af
elbmuT: fuck it
elbmuT: yolo
elbmuT: l0l0l0l0
elbmuT: this duo
elbmuT: is the fucking best
elbmuT: makes a legit 50 minute game out of u guys
elbmuT: its nothing better
elbmuT: losers
elbmuT: fucking losers
elbmuT: l0l
elbmuT: pussy backdoors
elbmuT: j4
elbmuT: u realize
Post-Game
elbmuT: silvers claiming throwaways
elbmuT: yet backdoor
elbmuT: for 30 minutes
elbmuT: and cant
elbmuT: how
elbmuT: how is that gold
elbmuT: thats actuall bronze
elbmuT: from u 2
elbmuT: this duo
elbmuT: ur ass though
elbmuT: u lost us the game
elbmuT: never fucking did what was right
elbmuT: constant suicide
elbmuT: throwaways
elbmuT: lol
elbmuT: cringe af
elbmuT: cant even close silver mmr
elbmuT: loser
elbmuT: get better
elbmuT: quit claiming sht
elbmuT: this is it
elbmuT: cant belive u exist
elbmuT: ur so bad
elbmuT: it hurts
elbmuT: u do it with ur duo and it doesnt work
elbmuT: u end up inting a 20 minute game
elbmuT: fuckkkk no
elbmuT: why would a play player
elbmuT: waste his day
elbmuT: with yu
elbmuT: lmfao
elbmuT: yea u r mad
elbmuT: ez baron
elbmuT: ez towers
elbmuT: u loser silvers
elbmuT: have to duo
elbmuT: lmfao
elbmuT: duo
elbmuT: lmfao
elbmuT: virgins
elbmuT: lmfao
elbmuT: cant even break a nexus inhib
elbmuT: lol
elbmuT: cant even win the game
elbmuT: smh
elbmuT: "hey duo partner, this dumb vayne doesnt understand 31 deaths in normal for us silver duo players"
elbmuT: ayyyyy
elbmuT: silverssss
elbmuT: suicide suicide flash ult mid
elbmuT: lose 5v5s
elbmuT: xd
elbmuT: u sucked
elbmuT: fucking orn players
elbmuT: lol
elbmuT: why can u build so much tank
elbmuT: and still not win the game
elbmuT: can u?
elbmuT: do it
elbmuT: exactly pussy
elbmuT: u want this verbal beatdown
elbmuT: for being a shitter duo justifying backdooring
elbmuT: how can u not get 30k and live longer than ur adc
elbmuT: i didnt even play ga this game
elbmuT: and u guys died faster thanme
elbmuT: i bought it, it broke, sold it
elbmuT: while u int
elbmuT: with ur bad orn teammate
elbmuT: drop him
elbmuT: xd
elbmuT: its aweful
elbmuT: u become worse for it
elbmuT: and u make games last 50 mins
elbmuT: its cringe
elbmuT: u have fun
elbmuT: in grey screen
elbmuT: thats what ur saying
elbmuT: its fun
elbmuT: to be in a losing game
elbmuT: its fun
elbmuT: yeah
elbmuT: the embodiment of arguing against urself
elbmuT: for the sake of arguing
elbmuT: u say its fun
elbmuT: what
elbmuT: why the fuck would add either of u
elbmuT: already made him rq
elbmuT: just need u to
elbmuT: leave
elbmuT: thats fine, u sit in a lobby where u pulled 31 deaths with a duo
elbmuT: lmfao
elbmuT: and called it fun
elbmuT: lmfao
elbmuT: yeah
elbmuT: what
elbmuT: been prety shitty
elbmuT: have ppl like u in league
elbmuT: so its been meh
elbmuT: :o
elbmuT: u just said ok
elbmuT: what else
elbmuT: hey dude
elbmuT: i think u should quit duoing
elbmuT: ;p
elbmuT: uh cuz its making u play against ur own team
elbmuT: do u disagree with the statement?
elbmuT: do u feel like u do work with ur team rather than against it?
elbmuT: whose ur team though
elbmuT: o
elbmuT: so its victimhood
elbmuT: its the other 3 not wanting to work with u and ur duo
elbmuT: so suicide as 5 for a badkdoor
elbmuT: now why is that
elbmuT: why is that u and a duo dictate the other 3
elbmuT: for how to win
elbmuT: what puts u to shotcaller, just cuz ur in comms with ur duo?
elbmuT: ur shotcaller, and if team says no, its teamsfault?
elbmuT: yea so
elbmuT: u dont care
elbmuT: so ur not working witj ur teammate
elbmuT: team
elbmuT: ur working with ur dup
elbmuT: why does 2 ppl
elbmuT: decide for 5
elbmuT: what world are u in
elbmuT: ?
elbmuT: how do u decide how the games won for us other 3
elbmuT: u subject us
elbmuT: to ur game
elbmuT: ur way to win
elbmuT: u say
elbmuT: u want a 50 minute win
elbmuT: not a 15
elbmuT: not 20
elbmuT: not 30
elbmuT: not 40
elbmuT: 50
elbmuT: u say i want to win then
elbmuT: when me and my duo
elbmuT: decide we can finally win for all 5
elbmuT: why would u tell me
elbmuT: to break summoner code
elbmuT: for u
elbmuT: why would i break summoner code for u
elbmuT: why would u tell me
elbmuT: to break rules
elbmuT: ur saying
elbmuT: to afk
elbmuT: or leave game
elbmuT: yea
elbmuT: suggest
elbmuT: why are u advocating breaking summoner code
elbmuT: ?
elbmuT: are u gonna wise up and not subject 3 others to play how u want to play in a ranked match
elbmuT: or not
elbmuT: why the fuck do i have to play to ur stupid backdoor tactics
elbmuT: with ur duo
elbmuT: its not wat i want
elbmuT: its the 2 others
elbmuT: aswell
elbmuT: they dont get to team with u
elbmuT: on this backdoor
elbmuT: im telling u if u wanna duo
elbmuT: u duo
elbmuT: if u suck u suck
elbmuT: dont
elbmuT: put others into playing where only u 2
elbmuT: get to play
elbmuT: us other 3
elbmuT: we got nothing from u 2 playing that game
elbmuT: was sheer  suicide
elbmuT: backdoor backdoor
elbmuT: tps counter
elbmuT: counted*
elbmuT: tps spent
elbmuT: yes i got lp
elbmuT: continue?
elbmuT: what else?
elbmuT: ur counting lp as something?
elbmuT: lp is gained n lost at this elo with not a whim
elbmuT: why does lp gain mean something to the other 3
elbmuT: they didnt get to practice winning the game
elbmuT: u and orn
elbmuT: tped
elbmuT: to back door
elbmuT: and the rest of us
elbmuT: were on map
elbmuT: 3v5ing
elbmuT: how is that helpful to some1 in this elo
elbmuT: they get something
elbmuT: its lp
elbmuT: whats lp
elbmuT: a number
elbmuT: why 3v3
elbmuT: they killed u 2
elbmuT: its 3v5
elbmuT: lol
elbmuT: it wasnt a gj
elbmuT: it was an aweful job
elbmuT: i died 15 times
elbmuT: cuz of it
elbmuT: i dont ever die 15 times
elbmuT: i cant fight a riven/jinx ahri ekko
elbmuT: j4 ults
elbmuT: and brand ults
elbmuT: lulu shields and peels
elbmuT: what do i do
elbmuT: do i all in some1?
elbmuT: cant really all in some1 cuz i only have 1 qss
elbmuT: i fight some1, i got 2 of the 5 enemies attacking me
elbmuT: i die 15 times
elbmuT: its not bueno
elbmuT: u gotta respect ur teammates outside of ur duo more
elbmuT: its toxic to the other 3
elbmuT: subjecting them to 50 minutes of backdoor attempting
elbmuT: do it twice
elbmuT: then if it fails
elbmuT: team with ur team
elbmuT: its not fair to the 5v5
elbmuT: hmm
elbmuT: tough one i know
elbmuT: cuz leagues a game
elbmuT: play how u want
elbmuT: then why not...
elbmuT: normals
elbmuT: where its meant to be for fun
elbmuT: and let the ppl trying to improve
elbmuT: play ranked
elbmuT: or work with the ppl
elbmuT: trying to improve in ranked
elbmuT: ;s
elbmuT: awe
elbmuT: how come
elbmuT: ur one of the more interesting players i run into
elbmuT: u say u enjoy dying, having fun n all that sht n ranked
elbmuT: and tell ppl to afk
elbmuT: if they dont want to put up with it
elbmuT: suggest atleast
elbmuT: thats hella funny to meet a person like that
elbmuT: ye so how comes norms and ranked are the same in ur book
elbmuT: what
elbmuT: why do i know why normals and ranked are the same
elbmuT: i dont think they are
elbmuT: im asking u
elbmuT: ill say why in a sec
elbmuT: why
elbmuT: how
elbmuT: what
elbmuT: lol
elbmuT: how do they have the same ppl
elbmuT: they dont
elbmuT: normals mmr is beyond low and is different ppl from whats in ranked
elbmuT: u play in silver, where u think normal mmr is silver
elbmuT: its not
elbmuT: theres so many other players in ranked
elbmuT: bad?
elbmuT: so ranked and normals
elbmuT: are the same
elbmuT: cuz both have bad players
elbmuT: u couldnt be more umbrella
elbmuT: and vague
elbmuT: even plat is bad
elbmuT: i disagree
elbmuT: plat players are pretty good
elbmuT: they got to  plat
elbmuT: thats not ez
elbmuT: why
elbmuT: i dont see u mentioning anything about urself
elbmuT: in plat
elbmuT: how do u know how ez it is
elbmuT: im plat
elbmuT: no wonder?
elbmuT: thats beyond stupid remark
elbmuT: u couldnt think of anything else?
elbmuT: u say ppl in plat are bad
elbmuT: ranked players are bad
elbmuT: yet
elbmuT: u havent been plat
elbmuT: havent strived for it
elbmuT: wait
elbmuT: now u have
elbmuT: whats ur ig
elbmuT: no
elbmuT: i wll not
elbmuT: this isnt even an op
elbmuT: its a 20 game dia boosted acc
elbmuT: wtf are u linking
elbmuT: no way lol
Game 3
Pre-Game
elbmuT: awe
elbmuT: see
elbmuT: its been working
elbmuT: im silver5
elbmuT: it works
elbmuT: LOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
}
elbmuT: gonna get that sick 4 csper minute
elbmuT: betttttt
In-Game
elbmuT: keke
elbmuT: do u love me
elbmuT: are u riding
elbmuT: nice block naut
elbmuT: ur a good player
elbmuT: yea died cuz of naut
elbmuT: yo amazing
elbmuT: good one ryze lol
elbmuT: u mad?
elbmuT: rainz ur trolling
elbmuT: u guys
elbmuT: are retards
elbmuT: lose the game
elbmuT: im done
elbmuT: im done playing
elbmuT: srsly
elbmuT: cuz
elbmuT: u troll my lane with kills a couple times miss ults, pyke takes kills from me and so does ryze
elbmuT: while naut islands top
elbmuT: after not blocking blitz hook bot for me
elbmuT: not interested
elbmuT: u came bot and inted it
elbmuT: and said dam
elbmuT: u ran right past
elbmuT: xin
elbmuT: and died
elbmuT: not interested
elbmuT: start over
elbmuT: dont troll me
elbmuT: dont take gold from me to carry
elbmuT: if u want me to carry
elbmuT: i dont tilt either
elbmuT: im onto next
elbmuT: idc what u think
elbmuT: get bent over it
elbmuT: and whatd u do bot naut
elbmuT: bruh not gonna play a 40 minute
elbmuT: silver game
elbmuT: mid
elbmuT: day
elbmuT: for this
elbmuT: im not either
elbmuT: like i said
elbmuT: onto next
elbmuT: 3 of u thinking u can waste my time anti carrying me chasing down kills
elbmuT: 2 have been pyke
elbmuT: autoing them
elbmuT: another ryze using e
elbmuT: no1 cares naut
elbmuT: u didnt block the blitz hook
elbmuT: after i flashed
elbmuT: from him
Post-Game
elbmuT: pyke blocked blitz, naut did naut
elbmuT: ayylmao, and pyke auto secures 2 kills cuz why not silver, doesnt undestand he didnt use his passive to share the gold
elbmuT: simply took it
elbmuT: and weve got a support item
elbmuT: top lane switch
elbmuT: got me beat