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Phatthrice: 	;
MarthTrinity has connected.
Phatthrice: 	So the hell do we spawn
Phatthrice: 	And by we
Phatthrice: 	I mean Agi and I
tirkaroKujo: 	Just wait
Phatthrice: 	And by Agi and I
Phatthrice: 	I mean me
Phatthrice: 	As Agi isn't here
Phatthrice: 	as a sidenote
Phatthrice: 	http://www.synchtube.com/r/tirkaro
agidius has connected.
Phatthrice: 	http://www.synchtube.com/r/tirkaro
Phatthrice: 	;
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes
tirkaroKujo: 	MT, we're using SYNCHTUBE NOW
tirkaroKujo: 	for EXTRA MUSICAL IMMERSION
tirkaroKujo: 	ONLY POSSIBLE ON PS1, BUY NOW
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay, so as we last left off
Phatthrice: 	You uh
Phatthrice: 	Aren't in the chat
tirkaroKujo: 	Our heroes fucked with the time continuum
Phatthrice: 	And I'm still the head of it
Phatthrice: 	somehow
tirkaroKujo: 	What
Phatthrice: 	Synchtube
tirkaroKujo: 	Am -I- not in the chat
Phatthrice: 	hippo
Phatthrice: 	Phatthrice Emtee unnamed
Phatthrice: 	that's it
tirkaroKujo: 	Wat
Phatthrice: 	yar
Phatthrice: 	So
Phatthrice: 	onto that stuff
Phatthrice: 	Also if you ever see a schoolgirl who happens to be a pirate, Agi
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay, now that I fixed that
Phatthrice: 	Stay away
Phatthrice: 	She hates everyone
Phatthrice: 	Actually
agidius: 	alrighty
Phatthrice: 	She wouldn't hate us (COOL)
Phatthrice: 	We were members of her crew
agidius: 	Also...
agidius: 	has MT just not said anything
agidius: 	at all
MarthTrinity: (( PC/agi's fonts are very similar ))
Phatthrice: 	he has not
Phatthrice: 	he isn ow
Phatthrice: 	eh
Phatthrice: 	I may as well switch
tirkaroKujo: 	Now that you have done that, Ci her friend Sen, along with "Finne" are now on a lookout for the remaining crewmates.
Phatthrice: 	I've used this for a long ass time now
Phatthrice: 	Time to try to find a green that isn't horrible
tirkaroKujo: 	Said remaining crewmates you two, that's PC and Agi, happen to be apart of. How delightful!
Phatthrice: 	fdjfkdasfjksdf
Phatthrice: 	nope
Phatthrice: 	jdskfdjsakfjdsak
Phatthrice: 	that'll do I guess
Phatthrice: 	Unless it's too dark
tirkaroKujo: 	This map right here represents a small portion of the wreckage that managed to just be salvaged by former Captain D, alongside what remained of his crew.
Phatthrice: 	>what remained of his crew
tirkaroKujo: 	There supply pickup still seems to be in progress and all.
Phatthrice: 	>ONLY THE ANIMAL FUCKER
tirkaroKujo: 	Dammit wait
Phatthrice: 	this is going to be grand
tirkaroKujo: 	I didn't put everyone down yet (D)
Phatthrice: 	(D)
tirkaroKujo: 	You two have been simply fighting for survival alongside the washed-up crew. The others seem to be out looking for more information and supplies.
tirkaroKujo: 	As for now, it is but a time of rest and recollection. You may spawn wherever you please.
Phatthrice: 	also
Phatthrice: 	>no females survived
Phatthrice: 	this is okay
Phatthrice: 	Since there have been way too many females so far
Tokens dropped onto map 'DestroyedShip'
Phatthrice: (( and Agi just ain't alive ))
agidius: 	he is.
agidius: 	Just watching.
tirkaroKujo: 	Don't mind him
Hughes: (( spawn your player ))
Hughes: (( wary ))
tirkaroKujo: 	PC tends to be an impatient bastard
Tokens dropped onto map 'DestroyedShip'
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh yes, one more thing
tirkaroKujo: 	On your token, right click it, choose "size" and "Small"
agidius: 	right
tirkaroKujo: 	As Gnomes are, you guessed it, small
	D: 	*Brushes off* That's all we could salvage from the wreckage for today. Should be enough to last us a good week or so.
tirkaroKujo: 	And with that, MT now may feel free to spawn on the right hand corner of the area, after a short moment of exploring the harsh jungles-turned -forests.
	Hughes: 	Well, water's no problem.
agidius: 	((Wait, what? This isn't an ocean? (hippo)))
Hughes: (( it is ))
Ocracoke: (( it's part of an Ocean ))
Ocracoke: (( obv ))
tirkaroKujo: 	In essense, you were shipwrecked
Hughes: (( jungles have beaches and such too ))
agidius: (( oh right infinite water summon ))
agidius: (( hippo ))
tirkaroKujo: 	By what appeared to be a gigantic storm
MarthTrinity: (( Where Alka is? ))
Hughes: (( OH, taht's what you meant ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure why not
Tokens dropped onto map 'DestroyedShip'
agidius: (( indeed, just drinking ocean water ))
Hughes: (( alkasetzer indeed ))
Hughes: (( or well, alkaseltzer ))
Hughes: (( close enough ))
	Prince Finne: 	*HUFF HUFF* Just wait up! WAIT UP! *Huff huff*
	Prince Finne: 	I swear, just how do you move so fast like that?
	Ci: 	*picks up and stretches comically* Because shortstuff, we have ACTUAL LEGS. Are you gonna complain the entire time?!
	D: 	Ah well. The others should be back soon with information. Just hope they're safe out there.
Ci: (( Nothing's playing on synctube D: ))
	Prince Finne: 	*WUBUBBUBUBUBUBUUBUBUUUUU* MMKAY MMKAY
Prince Finne: (( there is no BGM right now (D) ))
	Hughes: 	Should've sent more, then. Better than worrying.
Ci: (( WE'RE SYNCING D: ))
	Hughes: 	I'd have gone.
	Ci: 	*drops* Ugh...I never wanna see another jungle or ruin or whatever again as long as I live..
agidius: 	What's there to worry about? I'm sure they'll be fine.
agidius: 	...right impersonate hippo
Hughes: (( dat impersonation ))
Ci: (( Right- yerp ))
	Sen: 	Yeah, tell me about it. I feel all ichy....
Sen: (( *itchy (D) ))
Hughes: (( sen just MOLESTED THE POISON IVY ))
	Ci: 	I could use a bath after all that...
	Prince Finne: 	Nevermind! Nevermind! Up ahead is more glorious water! It almost looks like a beach!
	D: 	*Tcchk* Can't help but feel you may be right.
	D: 	Still I needed all the help I could get draggin' all this equipment.
	Hughes: 	Ha, you needed us? *points to self and Chapton*
	Chapton: 	What all were we able to salvage?
	Hughes: 	*WEAKEST TWO MEMBERS OF THIS PARTY*
	Sen: 	*Shrugs* Whatever. Let's just get this over with as soon as possible...please.
	Ci: 	*steps over and probably on*
	D: 	Ey, salvagin' is a long, tiring job. Anyway, just enough food to last us. If we're not rescued by then, we're probably no-hopers.
	Prince Finne: 	*OOF* HeY!
	Hughes: 	To last how long...?
	Alka: 	Eep! Who are y-!?
	Chapton: 	A week, wasn't it?
	D: 	Yeah around there or so.
	Hughes: 	Ah. Well, it won't go bad. Not with me around.
	Hughes: 	*gets tripped*
	Ci: 	Hmmmm...hey Sen, this guy seem familar?
	Ocracoke: 	*Scratches head* Just hope nobody got too hurt...eh, what am I sayin'....
	Alka: 	Egads! Haven't I seen you two maidens before?
	Sen: 	Yeah I think he was...one of the crewmates?
	Hughes: 	AGH! I hate these ghosts! *gets back up, shakes sand out of hair*
	Chapton: 	Well, I'll see what I can do with what food we have.
	Ci: 	I think so....yeah...were you on that cowardly pirate's crew?
	Dante Marshalls: 	PFFTAHAHAAHAA, watch your step!
	Hughes: 	I wasn't even moving... How'd they manage that? Get smarter every day.
Hughes: (( I assume that will happen a lot ))
Hughes: (( as that wasn't even intentional ))
Chapton: (( mips ))
Hughes: (( I ddn't notice until I after I posted the sentences ))
	Alka: 	HMMMM perhaps! Wait, what am I saying?! Of course I'm a member of the great Golden bell pirates!
	Alka: 	Just what business do you have to question me!?
	Ci: 	*shrugs* We're not questioning, just asking. We're trying to find all the crew members that got scattered after the ship got wrecked.
	Alka: 	Haha! It appears you are! Well you came to the right place!
	Alka: 	You see, -I- the great Alka, just so happen to be in the presence of the rest of the pirate crew!
	Alka: 	And what do you know! They're directly behind me!
	Alka: 	Well...is that the correct usage of directly? OF COURSE IT IS!
	Prince Finne: 	Um...are you trying to get at something here?
	Hughes: 	Oh, should've asked earlier. Is the food contaminated? Like, with salt water?
	D: 	Some manage to leak out a bit, but otherwise these crates are about as sturdy as stone. Not to mention we had the foresight to wrap everything up beforehand.
	D: 	Of course, I'm just assuming. Shit tends to happen.
	Ci: 	Well we should probably go see for ourselves who's all there..
Hughes: (( THE CRATES ARE STILL IN THE WATER, MAN ))
Hughes: (( THE FUCK AIN'T WE GETTIN THOSE? ))
	Sen: 	*Phew* Well hopefully this will all be over quick.
tirkaroKujo: 	The floating crates don't exist (D)
	Alka: 	OH FINE! WHATEVER!
	Ci: 	...what's his problem...?
	Alka: 	Oh great crew! -I- the great Alka, have managed to tirelessly uncover a few survivors!
	Ci: 	...whatever...too tired to even argue it...
	Alka: 	Surely, these individuals would be deader than upstream salmon without me!
	Ci: 	Let's go Sen, Fishbatter.
	D: 	Oh! Well good job Alka. You're still not getting that raise though.
Hughes: (( mfw they still think he's the original Finne ))
	Alka: 	CURSE IT, YOU BUFOON. WHAT DO I HAVE TO SLAVE OVER TO GET THAT RAISE?
	D: 	Not calling me "buffoon" Mr-not-getting-paid-as-of-this-second.
	Alka: 	(MAD) *Stomps the ground*
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+9 = 9 + 3 + 9 = 21 »
	Hughes: 	Nobody is. Nothing to pay us.
	Sen: 	See anyone Ci?
Hughes: (( Agi: *died long ago* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes you see them Ci (D)
Chapton: (( I literally have no idea what I'm expected to do (hippo) ))
Hughes: (( just talk ))
Hughes: (( as your character would ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Small talk really
Chapton: (( am basically just talking when it's inc- I haven't fleshed out his personality yet you hippo ))
	Prince Finne: 	DAMMIT. I CANNOT CLIMB THIS WALL. CURSES.
	Ci: 	Hmmm....I seeeeeeee....well, I can see Big Boy for sure, and that one guy, D? Guess us letter names have to remember each other...
Hughes: (( (D) ))
	Ci: 	...were you just hit with the lazy stick down there Finne?! *shakes head* Can't you freakin float?!
	Sen: 	Good enough for me! I guess they must be alongside everyone else. Let's go!
	Prince Finne: 	WHY YES, I WOULD FLOAT.
	Prince Finne: 	ALLOW ME TO DO SO
	Prince Finne: 	OH RIGHT, I CANNOT
	Prince Finne: 	FOR THE WATER IS DOWN THERE, AND I AM ELEVATED SLIGHTLY TOO HIGH FOR THAT TO HAPPEN.
	Prince Finne: 	NO RESPECT I SAY.
Hughes: (( and this abomination just have 16 Charisma ))
Hughes: (( and yes, I now get why they were so eager to accept Finne's objections (CHEW) ))
Hughes: (( has* ))
	Ocracoke: 	Whoah, watch it. Almost stepped on you there little guy.
	Ci: 	Hey Sen-chan, you know how to deepfry fish?
Chapton: (( So... are we able to hear them from this distance ))
	Sen: 	Yeah, think I have some experience with it back at the tower....
tirkaroKujo: 	Not usually
Hughes: (( >SEN ))
Hughes: (( >COOK ))
Hughes: (( OH MY GOD PLEASE NO ))
tirkaroKujo: 	But if you want to hear them, roll Perception
	Chapton: 	Hey, watch it yourself, you big Orca.
	Ci: 	UGH...
Hughes: (( I say there was a REASON Russo didn't want her around as a maid ))
	Ci: 	*jumps down* Oi Sen! Catch! *picks up Finne and spirals him like a football*
	Prince Finne: 	EEP! NO! I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE...WHATEVER YOU HUMANS TEND TO ENJOY WITH SOY SAUCE AND WASABI!
	Prince Finne: 	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Hughes: (( and that is probalby that she is TERRIBLE at everything related to that job ))
	Sen: 	*Catches*
Hughes: (( I assume the food she has "made" thus far ))
	Ci: 	*takes 20, climbs back up*
	D: 	So whachu waitin' for! Bring em over here!
Hughes: (( was what she stole from the kitches ))
Hughes: (( n* ))
	Ocracoke: 	*Grumble grumble* Sure, sure.
	Ocracoke: 	*Sits waiting on this rock*
	Chapton: 	Hey, no hard feelings
	Sen: 	So um...guess we better jump this thing....
	Sen: 	« 1d20+19 = 8 + 19 = 27 » (watch that nat 1)
Ci: (( Does this include acrobatics? ))
	Prince Finne: 	I AM SORRY, DOES ONE EXPECT ME TO JUMP ALL THE WAY OVER THERE?
	Prince Finne: 	I DON'T THINK SO.
	Hughes: 	...*stops casting Chain of Perdition* They're good jumpers.
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes it includes Acro
	Ci: 	*pinches head* C'mon Finne.
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+3+9 = 2 + 3 + 3 + 9 = 17 »
Ci: (( DAT NEAR NAT 1 ))
Hughes: (( why are you not just jumping to that small pillar ))
Hughes: (( and then the rest of the way ))
	Ocracoke: 	Eh course not. I just need another beer is all....damn, speaking of which, hope none of my collection got trashed to hard.
	Ci: 	*nearly jumps into Sen* Whoa, sorry. Sharkbait threw off my balance.
	Sen: 	Jaaaaaooo! Made it without a scratch!
	Prince Finne: 	WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR ME!
	D: 	Good. Get your butts over here then, everyone else should be coming back soon.
	Hughes: 	Beer? I'd rather have rum. Or wine. Hopefully some washed up.
	Ci: 	*hops down*
	Chapton: 	Oops, I'll get out of the way
	Chapton: 	Come on through
	Ci: 	Erm, excuse me little boy, sorry.
	Sen: 	Hmm...crew smells just as salty as usual I see.
	Chapton: 	*grumble mumble*
	Hughes: 	That'd be the ocean.
	Hughes: 	It's right over there.
	Prince Finne: 	Truly, amongst civilized land-dwellers is where I truly belong! Though this is quite a shabby settlement, even by my standards!
	Ci: 	OI FISHPASTE! Cram a sock in it with the smartass remarks or we're using you as chum!
	Sen: 	Sure, sure....um...did everyone make it?
	Ci: 	....ahem. Sorry about that...
	Prince Finne: 	Eep! I must apologize for my insolence!
	Prince Finne: 	Truly, you must understand what it is to be a man, right fellow compatriot whom I've only just met this second!
Hughes: (( I assume Zhongzheng is studying the natural phenomenon of ocean and cliff mysteriously turning into grass up there ))
Prince Finne: (( sure let's go with that ))
	Chapton: 	Er... sure thing, Pinky.
	Ocracoke: 	Hmm, unrelated, but it's getting a bit late. Sun is slowly coming down...
	Ocracoke: 	Shouldn't the rest of the crew be back by now?
	D: 	Hmm...not really sure what they're doin'.
	Ci: 	*frowns* Now would be the prime time for everyone to stick together...
Chapton: (( I assume Alka just sitting on the cliffside over there is significant ))
	Ci: 	Especially with everything on this island...
	D: 	*Scratches head* Maybe this was a mistake after all....
	Hughes: 	We should go look. Was getting bored, anyways.
	Prince Finne: 	Pinky?! You may call me the great Finne, thank you very much!
	Chapton: 	Oh? What's so great about you?
	Chapton: 	Seriously, hit me with your worst.
	Ci: 	You can stretch him out as far as ya want and he pops right back into shape! *nod*
	Hughes: 	You've tested this?
	Ocracoke: 	Hmm, is that supposed to be the desert boy from back there? Remember him looking a bit...different before.
Chapton: (( this setup does indeed look like everyone is going to murder Finne ))
	Prince Finne: 	Bah! Not even worth it! How would you feel if I called you Sheep-head!?
	Prince Finne: 	Sheep-head!
	Hughes: 	Wonder how he'd taste. Chapton could fry it....
	Chapton: 	Honored, actually!
	Ci: 	Well let's just say....a LOT of stuff's happened and his body got toasted. Now he's whiny and pink.
	Hughes: 	Might be rubbery, though.
	Ci: 	I think he possessed a salmon or somethin....
	D: 	Right, right, enough of this. Sun's goin' down faster than a rock.
	Chapton: 	Sheep are venerable creatures.
Hughes: (( >read that as vulnerable ))
Chapton: (( that too ))
Hughes: (( >thought we had another animal fucker on our hands ))
	D: 	And I don't even wanna know what lurks out there at night. Guess I'm goin with your advice barman.
	Hughes: 	Bartenders say wise things.
	Ci: 	Only sheep I wanna see are the ones I count before bed, I'm exhausted from all this crap...*sighs*
	Prince Finne: 	And yet us creatures of the deep are not?! We've been here faaaaaaaaar longer than you eggless heathens!
	Ci: 	Also...*briefly ponders* I don't remember you.....*points at Hughes*....or you....*points at Chapton*....
	Sen: 	Mmmm....mutton chops....
	Chapton: 	We can debate this later.
	Prince Finne: 	Truly!
	Hughes: 	Remember? Why would you?
	Ci: 	(I wonder if altering the past could make new people too...? Hrmmmm...)
	Ci: 	Well you're part of this crew right? And I've met this crew before...haven't ever seen your faces though...*nod*
	Hughes: 	Hmm. You visit the galley? That's where we stay.
	Chapton: 	Don't get many visitors down there, do we?
	Sen: 	Don't think we ever visited any food-serving areas, no....
	Ci: 	Nope....well...I think we stopped in once or twice to find Jack...
	Hughes: 	Well, I do. I run the bar. Most everyone goes there.
Ci: (( Everyone: Who? ))
	D: 	That one of your friends? Anyway, you should head off.
	D: 	Last thing I want is to be losin' sleep over this shit.
	Chapton: 	Did anyone happen to see a good place to set up camp?
	Hughes: 	Alright, I'll go. Anyone coming with me?
	Chapton: 	I'll tag along.
	Chapton: 	Never know what sort of food we may discover along the way.
	Prince Finne: 	Truly a man of honor like me has no choice but to......stay here and set up camp!
	Ci: 	Between dinosaurs, giant bugs and murderous tribespeople, I'm gonna say anywhere but over THERE is safe...*points at where we came*
	Hughes: 	Heh. Make your own fire.
	Prince Finne: 	Of course! I am the expert on fire!
	Hughes: 	Make it well. Otherwise you'll taste bad.
	Prince Finne: 	Now, how to make fire....I remember it involves 3 pieces of flowers and a pinch of lizard toenail.....
	Hughes: 	*walks away*
	Chapton: 	anyone else coming?
Hughes: (( oh ))
Hughes: (( right ))
	Sen: 	I'm honestly worried too.....I hope you'll tag along too Ci.
Hughes: (( copy this at the top of your token or something Agi ))
Hughes: (( Exp: 83,700 Next: 105,000 ))
Chapton: (( *does so* ))
	Ci: 	*shrugs* I'll follow you Sen-chan, I don't have the energy to go wander about on my own aimlessly....
Hughes: (( first is our current Exp(I think), second is when we reach the next level ))
Hughes: (( IE, we level up when we have a total of 105,000 Exp ))
	Sen: 	Sure....just stick aside.
	Chapton: 	Alright, let's head off then.
tirkaroKujo: 	And so with that, you head off into the wicked wilds in search of the remaining crewmates
tirkaroKujo: 	And thus, Agi shall be exposed to my extremely slow mapping.
	Chapton: 	mips
Hughes: (( YOU CAN LOAD THESE THINGS BEFORE YOU NEED THEM (D ))
Chapton: (( *mips ))
	Hughes: 	You just squeak, Chapton?
tirkaroKujo: 	I DID NOT HAVE TIME TO RIGHT NOW (d)
	Chapton: 	pardon the cough.
	Chapton: 	I think I might be allergic to that pink fish thing.
	Hughes: 	Hm. I'll cook it, then.
	Chapton: 	we can each take half.
	Chapton: 	I've been meaning to try out this new recipe...
	Hughes: 	Alright.
Hughes: (( dat SLOW ASS MAPPIN ))
Chapton: (( so... we just talk I guess? ))
Chapton: (( like we're walking along an uneventful path ))
tirkaroKujo: 	DONT WORRY
tirkaroKujo: 	THE NEW DAMN MAP IS UP
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU BASTARDS
Phatthrice: 	where do we begin
Tokens dropped onto map 'The green beginning'
Ci: (( Where Sensen is. ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'The green beginning'
Chapton: (( ...wait what are you looking at a new map right NOW? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, as you walk along the uneventful path, more slogs of water and greenery surround you like an abyss.
Phatthrice: (( oh ))
Phatthrice: (( derp ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, to change map
Phatthrice: (( Right corner ))
Phatthrice: (( top right* ))
Phatthrice: (( Select Map ))
tirkaroKujo: 	basically
Phatthrice: (( click it, then click the other map ))
Chapton: (( thank you (D) ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'The green beginning'
Phatthrice: (( then flip the token ))
Chapton: (( mips ))
Ci: (( Reimpersonate as well ))
	Hughes: 	Hm.
Chapton: (( every time I assume ))
	Hughes: 	« 1d20+1+9 = 4 + 1 + 9 = 14 »
	Sen: 	Pffft....dragging ourselves this far, and still nothing....
	Hughes: 	*sees nothin*
	Ci: 	*perception* « 1d20+3+9+1 = 8 + 3 + 9 + 1 = 21 »
Chapton: (( how does per- oh right the wiki hippo ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Just wait a sec (D)
	Hughes: 	*swats at air* Stupid things.
Hughes: (( Agi ))
Hughes: (( Perception is just however many ranks you have in Perception ))
Hughes: (( plus your Wis mod ))
Hughes: (( plus class skill bonus if applicable ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Up ahead to your right lies a shuffling series of nonsense tangled together in a wonky pattern. It appears to be aimlessly wandering around for nourishment.
Hughes: (( GIBBERING MOUTHER (SHOCK) ))
Hughes: (( oh, nope, something probably worse ))
Chapton: (( Random Tangrowth 1st gen style. I approve. ))
	Shambling Mound: 	*Shambles about*
Hughes: (( also ))
Hughes: (( Agi just speaks in Prune ))
	Ci: 	*spots it*....*presses down skirt*....
	Hughes: 	What was that?
	Chapton: 	Something unpleasant.
	Hughes: 	Doesn't look edible.
	Sen: 	I dunno....might go good with noodles....
	Chapton: 	It IS noodles.
	Ci: 	It may think the same about us.
	Sen: 	Hmm...so just how do we approach this?
	Hughes: 	Blow it away?
	Hughes: 	Or cross the river.
	Chapton: 	The river should provide a good enough barrier to fire a volley of arrows. Assuming they'd do anything to that thing.
	Ci: 	Good plan......person!
	Chapton: 	Oh, right.
	Shambling Mound: 	« 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 » *Closest plant equivelant to sniffing*
	Chapton: 	I'm Chapton, by the way.
	Shambling Mound: 	*I got nothin'*
	Ci: 	Problem is...who knows what lies beneath the surface of the waters, gasp.
	Hughes: 	My name is Hughes.
	Chapton: 	Yourself?
	Ci: 	Name's Ci. Like the letter. Or the big body of water. But not spelled the same. Nice to meetcha. *nod*
	Sen: 	Nice to meet you two. Name's Senzhi Qingzhao. But you can just call me Sen.
	Chapton: 	I... think I'll take you up on that, Sen.
	Sen: 	I'm with Ci, so if you try and do anything funny to her, you'll have to answer to me!
	Chapton: 	*nods to Ci, small salute*
	Hughes: 	I can get us across this.
Hughes: (( fuck ))
	Ci: 	*blush* (Er...not that way Sen....)
	Chapton: 	What are you planning, Hughes?
	Hughes: 	*immediately starts choking* GAH! GNSK*! *yanks tie off* Aaagh! I hate these things!
Hughes: (( this is going to ass me over a lot ))
Hughes: (( also ))
Hughes: (( what the fuck is nonlethal damage ))
Sen: (( it's damage ))
Sen: (( that does not kill ))
Chapton: (( "Take that, you fiend" ))
Sen: (( how did you not figure that out ))
Chapton: (( Make that your finishing yell (D) ))
Hughes: (( so otherwise it's just regular damage ))
Sen: (( basically ))
Chapton: (( False Swipe up the wazzoo, whatever a wazzoo is ))
Hughes: (( finishing yell for what ))
	Sen: 	Hmm....he's a bit strange.....
Chapton: (( I dunno lol. Was first four-word phrase that popped to mind ))
Hughes: (( ah ))
Hughes: (( May as well ))
	Hughes: 	*rubs throat* As I was saying.... I can get us---*shuts up*
	Ci: 	No stranger than the last two. *shrugs pseudo-4th wall joke*
	Chapton: 	Right, this is going to get confusing quickly.
	Hughes: 	Okay. Scratch that. *Chain of Perdition*
	Chapton: 	Just so you ladies know, my friend here is under a bit of- wait, Hughes, is it alright if they know this?
	Hughes: 	Sure
	Hughes: 	*pretend dat line is a chain*
	Hughes: 	*of some sort of color, probably green*
	Sen: 	Hmm, handy.
	Chapton: 	anyhow, for whatever reason, he can't speak more than four words otherwise his curse activates.
	Hughes: 	*floating in the air; no tightrope walking for MY characters*
	Hughes: 	Two at a time.
	Chapton: 	You ARE sure that's safe, right?
	Hughes: 	Sure? Not really. It should be, though.
	Sen: 	Like I said, strange.....
	Hughes: 	Has been before.
	Chapton: 	well, I'm lightest.
	Chapton: 	I'll try it first.
	Hughes: 	I'm probably heaviest. I'll go with you.
Chapton: (( I assume some sort of rolling goes on now ))
Hughes: (( I have no idea ))
Hughes: (( Honestly ))
Chapton: (( mips ))
Hughes: (( All we have to do is hold on ))
Sen: (( just how wide is that chain (D) ))
Hughes: (( I can move it as a move action ))
Hughes: (( it's a damn chain ))
Chapton: (( oh, floating chain hippo. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So basically, either tightrope walk or money climb
tirkaroKujo: 	*monkey
Hughes: (( again, all we do is hold on ))
Hughes: (( the chain moves itself ))
Chapton: (( so probably an str check ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Ah
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, that's a really low str check
	Hughes: 	« 1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Yep
	Chapton: 	« 1d20 = 5 »
Hughes: (( and drowning midget in 3.... ))
tirkaroKujo: 	nops
Chapton: (( waary ))
	Hughes: 	*CHAIN MOVES; DEAL WITH IT; NOT ACTUALLY MOVING IT (D)*
tirkaroKujo: 	Your will to hold on is admirable, but it's not enough. You fall to the water.
	Chapton: 	Oh shhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ci: (( Welcome to Pathfinder ))
	Chapton: 	*sploosh*
Ci: (( ka-BOOM! ))
	Sen: 	Ah! Are you alright little guy!
	Hughes: 	What was that? *looks back; looks down* Ah.
	Hughes: 	Grab my leg.
	Chapton: 	*flails about, finally finding the leg*
Chapton: (( Roll again? (Hippo) ))
	Shambling Mound: 	« 1d20+4 = 4 + 4 = 8 »
Hughes: (( Tirk: STR CHECK TO SEE IF YOU HOLD ON ))
	Chapton: 	« 1d20 = 1 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Actually yes tha-
	Chapton: 	.......
Ci: (( WELCOME TO PATHFINDER ))
Hughes: (( WELCOME TO PATHFINDER ))
tirkaroKujo: 	WELCOME TO PA=-
Ci: (( (XD) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	damn you niggers
	Chapton: 	HEEELP
	Hughes: 	*gets off*
	Dekapus: 	*Is clearly pissed off*
Hughes: (( aww, no viper ))
	Chapton: 	*glub* OH *glub* OF *glub* COURSE.
	Dekapus: 	!!!!! (MAD)
	Hughes: 	Takoyaki sounds good....
	Dekapus: 	« 1d20+1 = 15 + 1 = 16 » INIT
Ci: (( Viper's are traditionally our "fuck you" enemy. As they always tend to show up when we roll incredibly poorly. ))
Hughes: (( ah lord ))
	Ci: 	Aw crap, this is bad....« 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 »
	Hughes: 	« 1d20+1+4 = 4 + 1 + 4 = 9 »
tirkaroKujo: 	AND SO HERE WE GO
Hughes: (( shiiiiit ))
tirkaroKujo: 	THIS IS HOW BATTLES WORK
tirkaroKujo: 	Roll your init, which is your...you should have that written down, but it;s otherwise your dex mod
Chapton: (( Can I use stealth or something to slip past (XD) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Stealth only tests the monster's perception
tirkaroKujo: 	The entire reason why it got mad in the first place was because of you
Chapton: (( and it has already noticed me. ))
Chapton: (( of course. ))
Ci: (( And it's hard to be stealthy while drowing. ))
Ci: (( *drowning ))
Hughes: (( wait a second agi ))
Hughes: (( you have only one Perform skill (WARY) ))
Chapton: (( ...yeah, why am I drowning ))
Hughes: (( you're not just yet ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18 »
Chapton: (( I should at least be able to tread water ))
Chapton: (( Tirk: Roll to see how many gallons you inhale ))
Hughes: (( Agi ))
Hughes: (( roll d20+dex mod ))
Sen: (( sure let's go with that ))
Hughes: (( unless you have improved initiative but I don't think you do ))
Chapton: (( I do not ))
Sen: (( also you aren't drowning ))
	Chapton: 	« 1d20 + 3 = 11 + 3 = 14 »
Sen: (( just kinda treading basically ))
	Hughes: 	*Slowest even with II (SAD)*
tirkaroKujo: 	So with that, the turn order for this battle is
tirkaroKujo: 	Sen, Deka, Chapton, Ci, Hughes
Ci: (( Slowest ninja in the world >: ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+19 = 4 + 19 = 23 » *Jump check, watch me fail miserably just like Sauraxe*
Sen: (( guess not ))
Chapton: (( why the bloody hell did I not jump, I have 9 in acrobatics and these freaking boots of Striding ))
Chapton: (( ah well ))
	Sen: 	Here, I'll try and grab onto you from here! « 1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15 »
Hughes: (( dammit ))
Sen: (( and I assume since you're light as all balls (relatively) that should do it. ))
Hughes: (( this chain needs an actual token ))
Hughes: (( since it can move (CRS) ))
Ci: (( Eat chain. ))
	Chapton: 	*gasp* Thank... thank you, Sen.
	Sen: 	*And that was basically all the actions in the world, next*
Chapton: (( its action was just mo- nope, Tirk is typing ))
	Dekapus: 	« 1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 » *whacks you from here*
	Dekapus: 	« 1d6+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »
	Chapton: 	*slapped across the face*
	Chapton: 	...oof.
	Dekapus: 	Hishishishishishishi!
	Chapton: 	That... that admittedly could ha- OH GOD IT TALKS.
Hughes: (( oh, also ))
Hughes: (( attacking through occupied means a -4 penalty on the attack roll ))
Hughes: (( if we decide to include that (HIPPO) ))
Dekapus: (( Agi lower your damn HP, don't think I can't see it (D) ))
Hughes: (( occupied spaces* ))
Chapton: (( Lower it? (lolwut) ))
Hughes: (( as in ))
Dekapus: (( um yes ))
Hughes: (( you took 4 damage ))
Dekapus: (( you took damage ))
	Chapton: 	Oh.
Hughes: (( you now have 73 hp left ))
Chapton: (( I thought GM too care of that ))
Hughes: (( naw ))
Dekapus: (( HAHA NO ))
Hughes: (( that'd take forever with Tirk ))
Dekapus: (( You don't even do that traditionally (lolwut) ))
Chapton: (( well I don't know (D) ))
Hughes: (( I'm just saying that it would (D) ))
Hughes: (( anyhow ))
Hughes: (( someone's turn now ))
Dekapus: (( it is your turn now Chap ))
Chapton: (( mine ))
Chapton: (( So I can move up to 30 feet before making my attack, right? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes
Hughes: (( yep ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You can also move past allies
Chapton: (( okey doke ))
	Chapton: 	Let's... get some space between myself and the monster.
Chapton: (( now roll to aim and then roll to damage then ))
Hughes: (( and now you shoot an arrow I assume ))
Hughes: (( indeed ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Do an attack roll
	Chapton: 	« 1d20 = 12 »
tirkaroKujo: 	That's to basically hit the opponent
Hughes: (( which is d20+BAB+Dex mod ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Modifiers also apply to that (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Did you get his BAB down
Hughes: (( Yeah, it's 6 ))
Hughes: (( just like all of us ))
Hughes: (( well, 6/1 ))
Chapton: (( so 21 ))
Hughes: (( but since you moved you can only make one attack ))
Chapton: (( I am okay with this ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah basically
	Chapton: 	Aaaaand... fire!
tirkaroKujo: 	Now roll for damage
tirkaroKujo: 	Which should be listed
Hughes: (( damage is 1d4+dex mod ))
Hughes: (( for a shortbow ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Basically
	Chapton: 	« 1d4 + 3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »
Hughes: (( dat nat 1 ))
	Chapton: 	*fwip*
Ci: (( Pathfinder: (HIPPO) ))
Hughes: (( now for Ci ))
	Dekapus: 	*Gets an arrow stuck in it's wobbly head*
Hughes: (( also thank you for moving outta the way ))
Chapton: (( well, the 1 is still a HIT at the l- okay good ))
	Ci: 	Hmm...could probably use my help...let's see if I'm not too tired to aim...« 1d20+3+6 = 18 + 3 + 6 = 27 » « 1d20+3+1 = 3 + 3 + 1 = 7 »
	Ci: 	« 1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »
Dekapus: (( only first hits OH BEE VEE ))
	Dekapus: 	Shiiii.......
Dekapus: (( now Hughes turn ))
Phatthrice is disconnected.
agidius is disconnected.
MarthTrinity is disconnected.
MarthTrinity has connected.
Phatthrice has connected.
agidius has connected.
tirkaroKujo: 	WELP
tirkaroKujo: 	WHAT AN AMAZING FIRST IMPRESSION SO FAR
agidius: 	I'm having fun.
agidius: 	(Y)
	Hughes: 	*ANYWAYS*
MarthTrinity: (( I just dealt 9 damage to it in case you didn't see. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, we left off with me saying it's hughes turn and shit
tirkaroKujo: 	And the octo has taken damage
tirkaroKujo: 	twice
	Hughes: 	« 1d20+9+5 = 8 + 9 + 5 = 22 »
	Chapton: 	resume Tubba Blubba?
Hughes: (( entangle CM check ))
Chapton: (( right OOC ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed
Chapton: (( *copy/pastes OOC tag* ))
Hughes: (( I assume you know what entangled does ))
Hughes: (( if that gets past the thing's CMD ))
	Dekapus: 	*That does indeed rape the shit outta my CMD*
	Hughes: 	*stabs* « 1d20+6+1 = 19 + 6 + 1 = 26 »
	Hughes: 	« 1d20+1+1 = 2 + 1 + 1 = 4 »
Hughes: (( haha ))
Hughes: (( er ))
Hughes: (( ignore the second anyways ))
Hughes: (( moving the chain is a move action ))
	Hughes: 	« 1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »
Hughes: (( and no not a crit ))
Dekapus: (( eyup ))
	Dekapus: 	SHIiIIiIIIiii....
Hughes: (( you people should easily hit the t--or that ))
	Dekapus: 	400 exp
	Hughes: 	Takes care of that. You okay, Chapton?
Chapton: (( *waits for music to end before I know it's dead* ))
	Sen: 	Phew.
	Chapton: 	I'll.. be alright, sure.
	Chapton: 	I'm definitely just going to jump next time.
	Sen: 	*Hands in pockets* Yeah, good idea. So try jumping Ci!
	Hughes: 	...*moves out of the way*
	Ci: 	Speaking of, s'cuse me Hughes!
	Chapton: 	Again, thanks Sen.
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+9+3+5 = 14 + 3 + 9 + 3 + 5 = 34 »
	Hughes: 	Bartenders're one step ahead.
Ci: (( I can match with Sen now because of those +5 boots ))
	Hughes: 	*dismisses the chain; thing only stays around for 9 rounds anyhow*
Hughes: (( dammit ))
	Chapton: 	That's one obstacle taken care of
Hughes: (( I'm at 48/50 pounds ))
Hughes: (( I cannot carry the octopus (SAD) ))
	Sen: 	Now that that mishap is done with....
	Chapton: 	Can't forget about the eldritch abomination up north.
	Chapton: 	so, shall we?
	Hughes: 	Surely.
	Ci: 	*looks over* You think that thing's weird? Not been adventuring long, have ya?
	Chapton: 	It's been a while since I was last on solid ground.
	Hughes: 	Or outta the galley.
	Sen: 	So do we just...try and sneak past it?
	Chapton: 	yes, well.
Chapton: (( *silence* ))
	Ci: 	Sneaking's my forte. *nod*
	Hughes: 	Mine too.
	Hughes: 	Shouldn't be too hard.
	Sen: 	Let's hope it'll be mine too...
	Chapton: 	I should be fine sneaking by.
	Ci: 	*perception* « 1d20+3+9+1 = 17 + 3 + 9 + 1 = 30 »
Ci: (( *sees forever* ))
	Hughes: 	« 1d20+9+1 = 17 + 9 + 1 = 27 »
	Hughes: 	*does as well*
tirkaroKujo: 	With that amount of foreverness, you can see that the groud ahead of you is quite unstable....almost moving in a way.
	Chapton: 	« 1d20 + 9 + 2 = 19 + 9 + 2 = 30 »
Hughes: (( man fuck you guys ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Something seems to be up with it.
	Ci: 	...anyone else see that...?
	Hughes: 	I see all.
	Chapton: 	...let's... play it safe.
	Hughes: 	Especially that.
	Hughes: 	I'm going around.
	Ci: 	It looks all...wobbly...
	Chapton: 	Following
	Sen: 	Whatever you guys say...
Hughes: (( OR YA CAN WALK RIGHT INTO IT ))
tirkaroKujo: 	The ground ahead is still a bit wobbly. Would be best to walk with care.
	Hughes: 	Hm.
	Hughes: 	I'm gone.
	Chapton: 	Gone? Not heading back to camp already, I hope
	Hughes: 	No. Off the ground.
Chapton: (( *remembers the 400 EXP, adds in* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You should do that
	Hughes: 	*sprouts "translucent, cloud-like wings" accrding to Pathfinder* Too dangerous.
	Hughes: 	Looking for safe spots.
tirkaroKujo: 	NIGGA AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL ME WHAT SPELL THAT IS (d)
	Ci: 	Well then...tread with care I suppose...
Hughes: (( it ain't a damn spell ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Whatever you damn Oracles use
Hughes: (( Wings of Air (Su): As a swift action, you can manifest a pair of translucent, cloud-like wings that grant you a fly speed of 60 feet with good maneuverability. At 10th level, your speed increases to 90 feet and your maneuverability increases to perfect. You can use these wings for 1 minute per day per oracle level. This duration does not need to be consecutive, but it must be spent in 1-minute increments. You must be at least 7th level to select this revelation. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Hughes: 	*looks for safe spots*
	Chapton: 	*raises voice* Seeing anything yet?
	Hughes: 	« 1d20+9+1 = 11 + 9 + 1 = 21 » (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	You see a safe spot appears to be around the way to the rocks. It seems going straight where you planned on going was a bad idea.
	Hughes: 	Walk towards the rocks.
	Hughes: 	Straight towards them.
	Chapton: 	Which rocks now?
	Chapton: 	the one right next to you?
	Hughes: 	The big ones.
	Hughes: 	Yes, these.
	Chapton: 	*tests ground*
tirkaroKujo: 	The ground on your current path is nice and stable
tirkaroKujo: 	You are slowly treading wobby ground. It would be best to avoid this path
tirkaroKujo: 	The more solid part appears to be upwards
	Chapton: 	Urrgh
	Ci: 	Hmm...*waits*...I'll wait till you're across,don't wanna throw off the weight or anything.
tirkaroKujo: 	You are free now...just be wary of going down.
	Chapton: 	Alright
	Sen: 	Hmm, easy enough.
	Chapton: 	come across the same way, of course
	Ci: 	*follows path* Nooooooo problem.
tirkaroKujo: 	Ci is slowly treading dangerous ground.
	Chapton: 	*jumps on top of rock next to Hughes*
tirkaroKujo: 	It would be best to hurry up.
	Hughes: 	*is still flying hippo*
	Ci: 	Uh oh....*hurries along*
tirkaroKujo: 	You just manage to make it by a nick.
Hughes: (( Also MT ))
Hughes: (( I discovered the reason you don't want to bang Sen ))
	Sen: 	Alright, easy enough....
Hughes: (( she has less Charisma than Finne (CHEW) ))
	Ci: 	Sen! Be careful! It was really wobbly there for me...!
Hughes: (( she just INSTANTLY FALLS INTO THE WATER ))
	Sen: 	Phew, okay...
	Sen: 	Hmm. Yeah, that was easy enough..
	Chapton: 	I wonder what that ground was all about, anyhow...
	Chapton: 	hrm.
	Sen: 	Let's hope we never find out.
Chapton: (( tempted to use a Knowledge(Nature) check ))
	Hughes: 	Could be quicksand.
	Ci: 	Probably living or something. Wouldn't be surprised. *nodnod*
	Hughes: 	Or more horrifying things.
Sen: (( you could always try making such a check ))
Chapton: (( well I don't know how these things work (crs) ))
	Chapton: 	Going to take a bit of a closer look. For curiosity's sake.
Hughes: (( you roll a d20, and add your Int modifier ))
Hughes: (( And your skill levels in that skill ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Just roll a d20 plus the Knowledge skill's mod, and the int mod
Hughes: (( and class skill bonus if applicable ))
Hughes: (( which I think it is ))
Hughes: (( oh ))
Hughes: (( Also, Agi, remembver ))
Hughes: (( you get +2 on Perception from being a Gnome ))
Chapton: (( and all sorts of lovely bonuses from bardness ))
	Chapton: 	« 1d20 + 2 + 3 + 9 + 4 = 3 + 2 + 3 + 9 + 4 = 21 »
Hughes: (( er, not on Knowledge checks (WARY) ))
Hughes: (( you DO hower add half your level, but I think you did that with the +4 ))
Hughes: (( oh the +2 was int mod ))
Chapton: (( I get like +3 from it being endemic and a + 1/2 my level from the ability and a +2 from race and a +2 from int ))
Hughes: (( derp ))
Chapton: (( ...so add 2 onto that even (hippo) ))
Hughes: (( no ))
Hughes: (( the +2 is only on Perception ))
Hughes: (( not Knowledge ))
Chapton: (( right hippo. So that +2 can just be the one I forgot about. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	The wobbly ground appears to be a favored trapping technique used by certain wild creatures, usually of mudlike consistancy. Be thankful one didn't strike the notice of it easily.
	Ci: 	Well?
	Chapton: 	...well, that was a close save. Seems the ground was yet another trick of the local wildlife.
tirkaroKujo: 	*consistency derp
Hughes: (( Also, remember to actually use your bard powers if we end up fighting Tangrowth ))
	Ci: 	So...I was right and it is just the world trying to eat us. Makes sense.
Hughes: (( you can just give us all +2 on attack rolls, Fear saves, and Damage rolls ))
Hughes: (( among other shit ))
Chapton: (( Heroism yay ))
Hughes: (( er, no ))
Hughes: (( Inspire Courage ))
Hughes: (( whic his a Performance ))
Hughes: (( which you can start as a move action, and then still attack (HIPPO) ))
	Chapton: 	m
	Hughes: 	Alright, let's go. Before I fall.
	Chapton: 	Can't have much life left in those wings, can you?
	Hughes: 	Not in this minute.
	Ci: 	Sounds good to me...wonder if there's anymore of that weird death soup ahead....« 1d20+3+9+1 = 19 + 3 + 9 + 1 = 32 »
Chapton: (( so many godly rolls (D) ))
Ci: (( All mah good rolls. Being used for this shit. ))
Hughes: (( Maptool only allots you a certain number of good roll ))
Hughes: (( s ))
Hughes: (( it's like the Director in L4D ))
Hughes: (( if you're doing well, it fucks you over ))
Hughes: (( if you're not doing well, too bad, more misfortune ))
Hughes: (( also brb ))
Chapton: (( I also actually sleep ))
Chapton: (( waru ))
tirkaroKujo: 	There is in fact no more of that weird death soup up ahead.
	Chapton: 	Well? IS there any more of that weird death soup up ahead?
	Ci: 	Unless my assassin eyes lie to me, nope. We're clear aside from spaghetti death over there.
	Chapton: 	Good, good.
	Shambling Mound: 	« 1d20+4 = 16 + 4 = 20 » *Searches some more*
	Chapton: 	Shall we still sneak by?
	Shambling Mound: 	*Too bad I was not looking the right way*
Hughes: (( well ))
Ci: (( trololololo ))
Hughes: (( I think the fridge might be too cold ))
Ci: (( Unless it FEELS our vibrations ))
Chapton: (( and Tirk just stumbles over the playlist (dhat) ))
Hughes: (( >makes bowl of cereal; ice shards in the mild ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I have to
Hughes: (( milk* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Synchtube just has no repeat
tirkaroKujo: 	So I have to keep pulling it back manually
Chapton: (( putting the same track on multiple times? ))
Hughes: (( Tirk: DAMN YOUR GENIUS (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I like to have one song per map, but sure
	Hughes: 	*just flies*
	Hughes: 	« 1d20+9+1+3 = 15 + 9 + 1 + 3 = 28 »
Chapton: (( Synchtube will indeed be my only contribution to this ))
Hughes: (( yeah fuck you growthy ))
Hughes: (( and I don't make noise ))
Hughes: (( so that's a penalty to it (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah pretty much
	Ci: 	*stealths*
	Hughes: 	Hurry up.
	Sen: 	« 1d20+12 = 14 + 12 = 26 » Guess I better sneak by
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, Sneaking
tirkaroKujo: 	Do you have any skills in Stealth
	Chapton: 	*sneaky sneaky* « 1d20 + 9 + 4 + 3 = 2 + 9 + 4 + 3 = 18 »
Hughes: (( « 18+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 » ))
Chapton: (( I will be the death of us all ))
Hughes: (( you forgot Dex bonus ))
Shambling Mound: (( basically ))
Hughes: (( or Class Bonus ))
Hughes: (( one of the two ))
Chapton: (( got class bonus ))
Shambling Mound: (( so yeah you're a sneaky mofo ))
	Ci: 	Easy. *nod*
Chapton: (( Obviously it will take me a while to get all this down (wary) ))
Hughes: (( man that's fine ))
Hughes: (( you can't be worse than any of us ))
Chapton: (( Except in my rolls ))
Hughes: (( mips ))
Chapton: (( also, very classy music choice. ))
Hughes: (( We ARE the classiest chef/bartender team ever. ))
	Sen: 	Alright, this route looks good enough....
	Hughes: 	Let us hope.
	Chapton: 	You made sure to survey this area, right, Ci?
	Hughes: 	I will from here. « 1d20+9+1 = 16 + 9 + 1 = 26 »
Hughes: (( and I probably get a bonus from bird's eye view ))
Hughes: (( But IDK what that'd be ))
Chapton: (( How bloody long has it been since you activated that spell ))
Hughes: (( probably not too long ))
Hughes: (( seeing we can each move six squares in six seconds ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Up ahead seems the path is a lot more bushy and tense. Nonetheless, it appears to be safe apart from rustles in the bushes, which could be anything.
Hughes: (( and it lasts for up to 9 minutes, in 1-minute intervals ))
Chapton: (( Well yes but I didn't know if you were using it all up now or what ))
Chapton: (( bah ))
Hughes: (( and 1 minute = 10 rounds = 60 squares ))
Hughes: (( we ain't moved that far yet ))
Chapton: (( Two minutes or so then ))
Hughes: (( not 60 FEET ))
Hughes: (( 60 SQUARES (HIPPO) ))
Hughes: (( as in 300 feet ))
Chapton: (( I wasn't even considering that ))
Hughes: (( we've moved about 125 hips ))
Chapton: (( I was just thinking in terms of how long these actions would realistically take to do ))
Hughes: (( actually I can move twelve squares a round, but whatever ))
Chapton: (( as I certainly took my time getting across the quicksand tipsy ))
Hughes: (( right ))
	Hughes: 	*lands*
	Hughes: 	*goes to next map*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
Hughes: (( y no lost woods theme ))
Hughes: (( or geno's theme ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
Chapton: (( This is probably the part where I should sleep (hippo) ))
Ci: (( Oh God this map. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, Agi should get to sleep (HIPPO)
Hughes: (( alright, what time does everyone work tomorrow ))
Chapton: (( I have work again till the same time ))
Hughes: (( so Tirk doesn't call the morgue to check if MT has died ))
Chapton: (( Next three days after that, I am off work ))
Ci: 	I get off at 8:00pm
Hughes: (( ah ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I go to skool at 7:00 PM EST
Hughes: (( so same time as today ))
agidius: 	Whoo.
tirkaroKujo: 	foreverjobless.jpg
Ci: 	I didn't work today lol
Hughes: (( Well I doubt you will be there until 11 ))
agidius: 	And I have since learned that I can survive with 5:30 of sleep
agidius: 	which I will get if I start now.
Hughes: (( alright ))
Hughes: (( well start now ))
tirkaroKujo: 	GO
agidius: 	Looking forward to more natural 1s tomorrow.
agidius: 	(pce)
tirkaroKujo: 	SLEEP NIGAA
Hughes: 	Indeed
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes
agidius: 	*saves token*
tirkaroKujo: 	Hope ye had fun
agidius is disconnected.
Hughes: 	See? There wasn't anything to be nervous about (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, thankfully Agi is a lot more competant than what I expected
tirkaroKujo: 	Ha, says me
Hughes: 	er
Hughes: 	Him
Hughes: 	Or his character
tirkaroKujo: 	I can't even spell that word right
Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
tirkaroKujo: 	Eh, both
tirkaroKujo: 	It's pretty much his first time tabletopping
tirkaroKujo: 	But yeah, it went well.
tirkaroKujo: 	Shame we really couldn't get much done today due to starting balls-late
Hughes: 	Right
Hughes: 	We should have more time tomorrow
Hughes: 	Since we didn't start till 1:30 today
Hughes: 	because sttan
Hughes: 	stattan*
tirkaroKujo: 	Also, should really find more songs for my playlist
Hughes: 	Indipple
Hughes: 	Saria's Song would fit, but there's already Geno's theme
tirkaroKujo: 	Huh, did MT leave for you @Synchtube
Ci: 	?
Hughes: 	Yeah
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay
Hughes: 	As in, you left the Synchtube
Hughes: 	lol
tirkaroKujo: 	Thought it was just Synchtube fucking up
Hughes: 	Or it just kickec you
Ci: 	Nopeeeeeee
Ci: 	I left.
tirkaroKujo: 	Well shit
Hughes: 	Ah
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh, good
Hughes: 	MT/Ci: HUGHES IS A TOTAL DICK (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	He is a PC character who isn't Hendrix
tirkaroKujo: 	That is but his fate (cry)
Hughes: 	Ci hates Hendrix too (FEDUP)
tirkaroKujo: 	Though everybody hates Finne
Ci: 	Ci hasn't interacted with Hughes enough to form an opinion.
Hughes: 	I'm trying to play Hughes as more of a jokerish character
Ci: 	But she doesn't hate him at all so far.
Hughes: 	Who just doesn't really react much
Hughes: 	Which is why his entire reaction to Chapton falling in the water was just "Ah. Grab my leg."
Hughes: 	that and the whole word thing
Hughes: 	which I have already forgotten about twice
Hughes: 	Because I didn't do either of those on purpose
tirkaroKujo: 	And you will continue to keep forgetting about
tirkaroKujo: 	For there is no way a rational human being can keep that in mind whilst RPing
tirkaroKujo: 	Especially when you get involved in a tense situation
Hughes: 	I've done it okay so far (WARY)
Hughes: 	Although
Hughes: 	Ci just thinks Hughes REALLY HATES TIES
	Geistly: 	>2000 AD
	Geistly: 	>Speaking more than 4 words
	Geistly: 	ISSHIGIDDY DIGGIDY DO WOP A BOP BAMBOO
Hughes: 	hippo
	Geistly: 	>Maptool doesn't greentext
Hughes: 	>does for me
	Geistly: 	You bastard
Hughes: 	Also you didn't comment on your opinion of him, thus you clearly hate Hughes (CHEW)
Ci: 	I like how Maptools rapes agi on his first round.
Hughes: 	Though I've kinda stopped caring about what people think of my characters
Hughes: 	After Finne
Hughes: 	And yes
Hughes: 	Maptool just steels Agi for the trolling that is to come
	Geistly: 	Instead you will only be very passive agressive about it
Hughes: 	Oh, no, I'm still gonna be an ass about it
Hughes: 	I'm an ass about everything
Ci: 	I expect them to be eating Finne when we get back.
Hughes: 	That's my gig in MYM
Hughes: 	Man
Hughes: 	Ci just still hasn't figured out that's not the real Finne
Hughes: 	or
Hughes: 	It IS the real Finne
Hughes: 	But not Finne Tehran
Hughes: 	Who is now king of the fishes
Hughes: 	and yes he had that generic Persian last name since day 1 (D)
Ci: 	*king of the beavers
Hughes: 	I AM NOT SIMON COWELL (FEDUP)
	Dunkey Kung: 	*YOUR NEXT RANDOM ENCOUNTER*
	Dunkey Kung: 	« 1d20+9001 = 16 + 9001 = 9017 » INIT
	Dunkey Kung: 	« 1d20+9000+1 = 4 + 9000 + 1 = 9005 » ATTACK ROLL
	Dunkey Kung: 	« 9001d9001+9001 = 40578837 + 9001 = 40587838 » DAMAGE
Hughes: 	(FEDUP)
Ci: 	Donkey punched.
Hughes: 	Wonder what Chapton's actual token will be
Hughes: 	As the current one is just a stand-in
	Dunkey Kung: 	I never knew Agi even could draw
Hughes: 	>yfw he cannot draw.
	Dunkey Kung: 	ohboyherewego
Hughes: 	basically
	Chapton's Token: 	l
	Chapton's Token: 	*;
Hughes: 	Also
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Hughes: 	Chain of Perdition being useless outside combat is sad
Hughes: 	But it is just godly in-combat
Hughes: 	Well, the Entangle/Blind condition
Hughes: 	Can just be removed with a move action
Hughes: 	But it's still good against melee fighters
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
Hughes: 	...which I am (SAD)
Ci: 	His token
Ci: 	Will be Dio Brando
	Chapton's Token: 	As an oompa loompa
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
	DioMat: 	IT WILL BE THIS OTHER DIO BRANDO
	DioMat: 	WHO IS JUST AN EXERCISE MAT APPARENTLY
Ci: 	agi kills all of our dogs.
	Hughes: 	IF HE KILLS THESE GHOSTS I WILL BE FINE (D)
	Hughes: 	*SPUN AROUND BY GHOSTS; PIROUETTES INTO CI*
	Chapton's Token: 	dammit why did I not make a token for an oven
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
	Hughes: 	hippo
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
	OVEN: 	.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
	OVEN: 	ere we go
	Rape Stove: 	;
	Hughes: 	THE STOVE THAT RAPES PEOPLE
	Penguin: 	Jesus christ
	Penguin: 	Why did I just
	Penguin: 	FORGET TO SAVE THIS TOKENS STATS
	Hughes: 	HIPPO
	Penguin: 	Guess I better stat it with something else then
	Hughes: 	>mfw you never saved Vaques' stats
	Penguin: 	I'd like to
	Hughes: 	but you never statted him
	Penguin: 	You all far outclass him at this point
	Hughes: 	ah
	Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
	Crate: 	patented shitty warlord token
	Crate: 	see
	Crate: 	this is what I mean
	Crate: 	He didn't toggle it
Ci: 	I remember when I didn't murder that bitch
	Crate: 	And so, one of the corners is just clear
	Penguin: 	You indeed just let the strap-on-bomb crazy psychomaniac free
	Penguin: 	Obv because I can never write unsympathetic females
	Penguin: 	(FEDUP)
	Hughes: 	MT: Yeah...well....HENDRIX SAVED SEN'S EVIL ASS (D)
	Box: 	awesome
Ci: 	Sen grew on me
Ci: 	When she wanted to eat me out.
	Hughes: 	BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO LET HER.
	Hughes: 	And I assume you'd still hate her if she'd gone for Hendrix
	Hughes: 	The one who
	Hughes: 	You know
	Hughes: 	DIDN'T want to leave her to get raped by monsters
	Box: 	Sen was probably a total asshole when she was first introduced
Ci: 	In fairness, she wanted to punch my boobs off at the time.
	Hughes: 	though if she had gone for Hendrix
	Hughes: 	it would have been even MORE awkward
	Box: 	She just challenges random starving explorers in front of a caslte in the middle of nowhere
	Box: 	AND THEN keeps pledging loyalty to a Vampire who's clearly sick of having her around, and then blames said intolerance on Ninja girl
	Hughes: 	ALSO
	Hughes: 	MT
	Hughes: 	YOU CUNT
	Hughes: 	SEND THE FUCKING LETTER ALREADY (CRS)
	Hughes: 	BEFORE THE PAPER GETS WET AND DISSOLVES
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
Ci: 	The letter is not in my vagina (D)
Ci: 	It will not get wet (D)
	Spirit Finne: 	I SACRIFICED MY DIGNITY FOR THAT (D)
	Spirit Finne: 	AND YOUR EARDRUMS
	Spirit Finne: 	You almost fell in a river
	Spirit Finne: 	Just now (D)
	Box: 	10 bucks Finne would have ended up banging Harpy had it not been for Fish Marraige
	Spirit Finne: 	She WAS coming onto me
	Spirit Finne: 	though she would never have appeared agian (CHEW)
	Box: 	Well, she is on tour
Ci: 	Dude
	Ci: 	She's a character in tirk Pathfinder
	Ci: 	She'll reappear
	Hughes: 	>MFW Hughes ends up with her to keep the string of PC characters being unable to marry into their own species
	Ci: 	She rapes Hughes
	Ci: 	Brutally
	Ci: 	And he can't scream for help
	Hughes: 	Yes he can (D)
	Hughes: 	Four words (D)
	Hughes: 	HELP ME YOU FUCKTARDS
	Hughes: 	And that'll do
	Ci: 	xD
	>yfw: 	Can't wait until I get a chance to use this
	Ci: 	Watch it be because of agi
	Hughes: 	hippo
	Hughes: 	How've you not used it against me
	Ci: 	agi: So I'm thinking there should be an ass monster....
	Ci: 	agi: That eats us. With her ass.
	Hughes: 	>yfw there probably is one.
	Hughes: 	Pathfinder was the basis for CoC.
	Hughes: 	But yes, cat demons and fish ladies
	Hughes: 	I'm surprised we haven't seen that image yet
	>yfw: 	Oh trust me
	>yfw: 	There's a much better use for it coming up
	>yfw: 	If you ever encounter it within your level reach
	Ci: 	Am I gonna get eaten? =(
	>yfw: 	Maybe'
	Hughes: 	Weren't you ALREADY eaten
	Ci: 	Nope
	Chapton: 	>mfw Agi never took ownership away from me
	Ci: 	Gibbering Mouther failed to eat me
	Ci: 	It just nom'd me
	Chapton: 	I wish he wouldn't change this token
	Chapton: 	This is a good toekn
	>yfw: 	It is indeed
	>yfw: 	Classy as fuck
	Chapton's Token: 	As opposed to this
	Chapton's Token: 	Which is exactly what his new token will look like
Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest Maze'
	Haze: 	*takes pride in being the only one so far to be eaten*
	Haze: 	also
	Haze: 	I'm assuming what you were referring to
	Haze: 	Was a lamia
	Chapton's Token: 	Haha, no
	Chapton's Token: 	I would have used it long before then
	Ci: 	Please don't shove me up anything's vagina
	Chapton's Token: 	You fucking prude
	Chapton's Token: 	(D)
	Ci: 	If it's a spider girl, maybe (CRS)
	Haze: 	Oh wiat
	Haze: 	There was a lamia
	Haze: 	That raped Ci
	>yfw: 	Exactly
	Ci: 	kray almost raped me
	>yfw: 	Unfortunately, I did not have this Token back then
	Hughes: 	Wait MT
	Hughes: 	What about Sen's (D)
	Ci: 	?
	Hughes: 	Vagina (D)
	Hughes: 	Being shoved up it (D)
	Ci: 	That would be some crazy fetish use
	Hughes: 	BUT WOULD YOU MIND IT?
	Ci: 	We'll see.
	Ci: 	Now if Sen becomes a spider girl..
	Hughes: 	Also
	Hughes: 	I wasn't technically the cause of the fishgirl thing (HMM)
	Hughes: 	That was all Tirk
	Hughes: 	I just rolled with it
	>yfw: 	Dammit man
	>yfw: 	It was just supposed to be a funny random encounter
	>yfw: 	Not a big character-ending thing
	Hughes: 	WELL THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT (D)
	Hughes: 	Also
	Hughes: 	YOu both hated Finne (D)
	Hughes: 	It was that
	Hughes: 	Or Ci literlaly killed him
	Hughes: 	She hated the actual Finne more than PRince Finne
	Hughes: 	Or rather, MT did (D)
	>yfw: 	I actually at least expected Ci to bail you out somehow while planning it
	>yfw: 	But no, Ci is so traumatized by fishmen, she just wants nothing to do with them, ever.
	>yfw: 	Leaving you to fend the encounter on your own.
	Hughes: 	THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HENDRIX
	Hughes: 	AND TIED HIM UP
	Hughes: 	ALL THEY DID TO CI WAS THREATEN TO KILL HER (D)
	Hughes: 	Also they were going to kill Hendrix too
	Hughes: 	they would have if that wouldn't have kind of ended the game
	Ci: 	They were going to eat her (D)
	Hughes: 	THEY WERE PROBABLY GONNA EAT HENDRIX TOO
	Hughes: 	HELL THEY EVEN TENDERIZED HIM
	Hughes: 	WITH A BRIDGE
	>yfw: 	Still say Agi should have gone with Sheep man
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	Hendrix: 	SHIT HURTS
	Hendrix: 	STILL
	Hendrix: 	>mfw I never corrected Hendrix's HP
	Sheepster: 	Lookit that shit
	Sheepster: 	Nobody fucks with Sheepster
	Sheepster: 	not even Dark Finne
	Spirit Finne: 	What about Spirit Finne (D)
	Haze: 	HOW THE FUCK
	Haze: 	DO I HAVE
	Haze: 	LESS HP
	Haze: 	THAN A FUCKING GNOME BARD
	Haze: 	FUCK THIS SHIT
	Dunkey Kung: 	Niggers
	Dunkey Kung: 	they are why
	Dunkey Kung: 	Niggers
	Hendrix: 	How do I have so---right
	Hendrix: 	16 Con
	Black man on his way to recieve food stamps and social welfare: 	;
	Hendrix: 	BASICALLY (D)
	Hendrix: 	Hendrix was just simultaneously the healthiest and tannest person in Pathfinder
	Hendrix: 	Despite never leaving his house
	Black man on his way to recieve food stamps and social welfare: 	Too busy fucking a nigger catgirl I presume
	Hendrix: 	He's a half-elf in modernized DnD world
	Hendrix: 	He leaves his house he gets shot
	Hendrix: 	Though probably not, since his house was in the middle of fucking nowhere
	Haze: 	I AM NOT BLACK, I AM JUST AN ASSHOLE (D)
	Chapton's Token: 	But yes
	Chapton's Token: 	Looking back on it, the Kilad arc was just the most rediculously sexist thing ever written down
	Haze: 	probably
	Chapton's Token: 	Literally all of the irredeemable bad guys are male
	Chapton's Token: 	The only sympathetic/nice ones being either Female or....female.
	Chapton's Token: 	There's basically an entire village of females that are the only ones really trying to do something about all the evil males that have taken over Kilad
	Hendrix: 	except me
	Hendrix: 	but then I took over Kilad
	Ci: 	Yes. And Hendrix is the most evil of all
	Ci: 	He's a FURRY
	Haze: 	I AIN'T EVEN FURRY
	Ci: 	Anway
	Ci: 	Anyway
	Ci: 	I assume Hendrix is dead now
	Ci: 	(chew)
	Hendrix: 	And hey
	Hendrix: 	At least SOMEONE loves me (CHEW)
	Hendrix: 	Someone I don't utterly hate.
	Hendrix: 	Or who is gay.
	Ci: 	Don't be hatin on mah Sensen
	Spirit Finne: 	Hell even I have a wife
	Spirit Finne: 	Then again Finne was older than Ci
	Spirit Finne: 	But seriously
	Spirit Finne: 	You were outdone by a green blob
	Ci: 	In fairness...
	Ci: 	There are no men in this Pathfinder
	Ci: 	(HIPPO)
	Spirit Finne: 	There are the pirates (HIPPO)
	Chapton's Token: 	godammit
	Ci: 	: |
	Chapton's Token: 	now even MT is puttin me on blast for this
	Spirit Finne: 	THERE ARE THE CAVEMEN
	Spirit Finne: 	There's uh
	Spirit Finne: 	Chapton
	Hughes: 	There's me, but I'm probably gonna end up with a harpy or something
	Hughes: 	Because I cannot marry into my own species due to being a PC character
	Hughes: 	I'm just glad this isn't PTA anymore or that rule would be horrible
	Chapton's Token: 	motherofgod.jpg
	Ci: 	I ain't puttin you on blast
	Ci: 	I'm just saying there's no men for Ci to get with
	Hughes: 	Also I keep seeing that token
	Hughes: 	As a miltank
	Kirli29: 	TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF MASTER
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	Sybill: 	prettymuch.png
	Sybill: 	and Sybill refused to call him anything else
	Sybill: 	Oh wait, no
	Sybill: 	Just before it ended she started calling him Master Julian (CHEW)
	Sybill: 	Which really wasn't any better
	Chapton's Token: 	But yes
	Hendrix: 	No Tirk
	Hendrix: 	PC characters will forever be the only men
	Hendrix: 	In your games
	Hendrix: 	Unless you kill off Hughes
	Chapton's Token: 	As of yesterday, every notable PTA character that I know of
	Hendrix: 	As then I will probably play Ashley
	Chapton's Token: 	Now has a Tirk DND equivelant
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	Ashley2: 	;
	Chapton's Token: 	try and spot them all
	Ashley2: 	Not Asher (SAD)
	Ashley2: 	Or Chris.
	Chapton's Token: 	No, I mean
	Ashley2: 	OR MACK
	Chapton's Token: 	I have statted all of them
	Ashley2: 	oh
	Ashley2: 	wait no
	Ashley2: 	mack does
	Chapton's Token: 	Mack had an equivelent
	Ashley2: 	...Oh.
	Ashley2: 	hippo
	Ashley2: 	Also
	Mack: 	;
	Ashley2: 	Asher was a perfectly nice PC character
	Ashley2: 	If a coward
	Ashley2: 	Also, what about MT'
	Ashley2: 	s characters
	Mack: 	Yes
	Ashley2: 	Chase, Cass, Cass, Cass, Cass, Cai, and Ci
	Ashley2: 	-ci
	Ashley2: 	derp
	Ashley2: 	OH
	Ashley2: 	AND
	Ashley2: 	WILL
	Ashley2: 	(HIPPO)
	Ashley2: 	MT: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT WILL (D)
	Mack: 	Never heard of Will
	Mack: 	Writing that down now
	Ashley2: 	Will was Karsai (CHEW)
	Ashley2: 	Except with more brooding
	Ashley2: 	and thinking to himself
	Ashley2: 	For ten minutes at a time
	Ashley2: 	While Quincy waved his hand in front of his face to try to snap him out of it
	Ashley2: 	Oh.
	Ashley2: 	Also.
	Ashley2: 	Ethan
	Ashley2: 	Who was Wally from R/S
	Ashley2: 	Shoved into a Riolu.
	Ashley2: 	And he was sort of like Hendrix except more timid
	Ashley2: 	Except he freaked out one time for some reason
	Ashley2: 	Oh
	Ashley2: 	Also the Riolu was female
	Ashley2: 	(CHEW)
	Mack: 	obv
	Ashley2: 	He was LoL's DMPC, sort of
	>yfw: 	obv
	Ashley2: 	Forgot Ares as well
	Ashley2: 	Who was Chase's boyfriend
	>yfw: 	....
	>yfw: 	>mfw I actually have a fairly major character statted
	>yfw: 	>named Ares
	Ashley2: 	(TIPSY)
	>yfw: 	Well,t hat worked itself out
	Ashley2: 	Ares was HR's player character
	Ashley2: 	Who talked about as much as Kuroh
	Ashley2: 	Even though he really had no reason to
	Ashley2: 	Also
	Ashley2: 	His Sneasel raped MT's Electrike
	Ashley2: 	Which was glorious
	>yfw: 	I'm going to entirely assume "rape" in this case is 100% literal
	Ashley2: 	*bombs MT* « 5d6+4 = 16 + 4 = 20 »
	Ashley2: 	And yes
	Ashley2: 	Yes it is literal
	Ci: 	I'm playing Faggotry Party 9
	Ci: 	It's good to see that after 9 games, they still make the CPU a cheating faggot
	Ashley2: 	hippo
	Ashley2: 	They even had an egg, Tirk
	Ashley2: 	And MT just kind of threw it in the trash
	Ashley2: 	Like an asshole
	Ashley2: 	Though to be fair, Ares wanted to have it for breakfast
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	Julian: 	And Julian, being the hippy tree-hugger as was common for PC Classic characters, was entirely horrified
	Julian: 	And went off to get OHKOd by a random Luxio
	Julian: 	After it lightly bit him on the ankle
	Julian: 	Gee, I sure do look like your average every day Mystic Shaman
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	Saul: 	funky
	Julian: 	What with my $15 Kyo Kusanagi cosplay bought off J-List
	Julian: 	Headband = hippie
	Julian: 	as says the great MW
	Saul: 	and yes
	Saul: 	I just possessed Saul
	Saul: 	And took over his body
	Saul: 	Because I got a gdlk roll on the possession check
	Saul: 	« 1d100-12 = 82 - 12 = 70 » or something
	Saul: 	lolnope
	Saul: 	I rolled like a 3
	Saul: 	and so just had a -9 or some shit
	Saul: 	I miss when bodysnatchers could do that
	Saul: 	(SAD)
	Ashley2: 	*BOMBS TIRK* « 5d6+4 = 21 + 4 = 25 » (D)
	Sybill: 	>mfw reading old Tirk PTA idea sheets
	Sybill: 	>-Meiling guards the mansion of Jedah, and is damn good. Wants Jedah to love her. Jedah ends up killing her in the most miserable way possible.
	Ashley2: 	hippo
	Hendrix: 	Well I kinda fucked you over on that one eh
	Sybill: 	Basically
	Haze: 	And I did nothing
	Haze: 	Because I was fucking blind
	Ci: 	Not mah Sensen D:
	Hendrix: 	I assume MT hates vampires
	Hendrix: 	As much as fishment
	Hendrix: 	Ci*
	Hendrix: 	Fishmen*
	Hendrix: 	Also
	Hendrix: 	>mfw Ci NEVER FIGURES OUT THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY FINNE
	Sybill: 	Another bit of the tirk PTA cutting room floor
	Sybill: 	>-Kyubey (Jubei) is one of Speranza's biggest Entrepeneurs, and insists he is human.
	Sybill: 	Shame I couldn't really pull that off in tirk Pathfinder
	Hendrix: 	hippo
	Hendrix: 	>Speranza
	Hendrix: 	Was this the name of that region
	Hendrix: 	What Pokemon WAS Jubei anyways
	Sybill: 	Speranza is indeed the name of the region Tirk PTA took place in
	Hendrix: 	Just a Pichu
	Sybill: 	In tirk PTA?
	Sybill: 	Just Kyubey
	Julian: 	FFFFFFUUUUCK PICHU
	Julian: 	SERIOUSLY (D)
	Sybill: 	It would then go over into some psychodelic psedo-crossover shit
	Julian: 	Julian almost died there
	Julian: 	And would have had to live in Sybill's body.
	Sybill: 	And would reveal Jubei was actually a member of the same race Kyubey comes from
	Julian: 	Via permanent possession
	Julian: 	hippo
	Sybill: 	And crossed himself over into the Pokemon universe to start a new life seperate from his races' ideals.
	Sybill: 	It was pretty nice.
	Julian: 	mippo
	Sybill: 	Though you probably would have hated tirk PTA
	Sybill: 	As it was pretty much the Kilad ar
	Sybill: 	c
	Sybill: 	extended into a whole campaign
	Sybill: 	So yeah, you basically already played tirk PTA in a nutshell
	Julian: 	oh lord
	Julian: 	just sexism, sexism everywhere
	Julian: 	Though really there STILL aren't many female villains
	Julian: 	There's Senchou though, who was a real bitch to Finne even though he didn't really do anything
	Julian: 	But EVERYONE was mean to Finne
	Sybill: 	Senchou was just angry at Finne for being at the wrong place at the wrong time
	Julian: 	Hell, in addition to not actually having much to do with the whole thing
	Julian: 	Finne saved her
	Sybill: 	Also essentially believing he's the reason for the curse
	Julian: 	And gave her food
	Julian: 	(HIPPO0
	Sybill: 	Besides
	Sybill: 	Senchou was generally supposed to devolve into being a total asshat
	Sybill: 	upon suddenly having death thrown in her face like that
	Sybill: 	And mentally being rule 63'd MDA
	Julian: 	also, none of my characters' backstories ever came up
	Julian: 	though Finne's didn't really exist, other than he was the kid of the guard captain, and thus was pretty much brought up to live for everyone else
	Julian: 	which went RIGHT down the toilet
	Julian: 	When doing so got him cursed and killed everyone around him
	Julian: 	hell
	Julian: 	It killed HIM
	Julian: 	Twice
	Julian: 	three times if you count the initial stabbing