YuYuYui - Ishitsumugi no shou 67

Tsundere drastic measures - 1

[Beach]

Kar: Ha... Ha... Ha...

Its: Haa... Haa... Haa... Hii... Hii...

Kar: Itsuki, don't force yourself to keep up with me. Pace is important in jogging.

Its: Y-Yes~... Haa... Haa...

Yuu: Oooooooi! You twoooo!

Kar: Yuuna!? This isn't jogging speed! You can't just speed up like that!

Yuu: Yaay! I'm gonna pass Karin-chan♪

Kar: W-Whaaaaaat!? Oryaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Its: Karin-san!? What about the pace~~!?

Yuu/Kar: Ff, haa... Ff, haa... Ff, haa...

Yuu: I-I did it~... I won... ff, haa... against Karin-chan... Ff, haa...

Kar: You didn't! Ff, haa... I ff, haa... was the last one standing! Ff, haa...

Its: So it wasn't about speed... You hate losing, and your tsun side is very much alive...

[Hero Club room]

Tak: Today is fun bento day♪ ...Wawawa!?

Meb: Karin... you're having nothing but supplements again?

Tou: It's bad for your body...

Kar: Of course nutritional supplements aren't bad. They're the perfect meal for a perfect nutritional balance!

Ren: No. Food has a higher nutritional absorbance rate. Besides, mastication is good for the brain, it is a scientific fact.

Kar: Mh... I have dried sardines to chew on, and I transcend science, so I'll be fine!

Chi: What planet are you from...

Shi: What Renge is saying clearly makes sense. But Miyoshi... hates losing.

Kar: I don't hate losing! I simply don't lose!

Fuu: That's all well and good, but it'll all be for nothing if you hurt your health. Should I make you a bento too?

Kar: Eh... I-I don't want it! B-Because... It'd be a pain for you to make.

Fuu: Oh no~, 1, 2, 3, or 4 bentos is all the same to me. So even if it changes to 5 now...

Suz: No no no, there's a huge difference between 1 and 5!

Gin: How many do you make... Wait, ehehehe. Thank you for mine♪

Nat: Sorry you always... have to make mine.

Kar: Wha-...! H-Hmph! W-Well if you insist... I could let you make mine too!

SON: Here it is~. The Hero Club's famous, Nibosshi's tsundere~♪

Son: Um! Is this the usual? Miss, is that what I'm watching~.

Sum: Eh!? Yes... I-It is indeed the famous tsundere~!

Kar: Whaa-!?

Tam: Nya ha ha! You're always in tsun mode, so when the dere comes out you're gonna get teased.

Kar: W-Who's...! I'm not being dere!

Anz/Uta/Mit: Ahahahahaha!

Aka: Ahaha. Must be hard to be like that, Karin.

Wak: Um. It was Karin who taught me what a tsundere was in the first place.

Note 1: Tsun: Irritable and unfriendly. Dere: Affectionate


Tsundere drastic measures - 2

[Hero Club room]

Suz: Karin-san, it's a mystery how you can seriously say you're not being dere.

Yum: Indeed. She is an utter textbook example of a tsundere.

Kar: Gnnn... I'm not gonna be dere ever again! Is that good for you!?

Nat: What do you mean good...

Kar: Shut up, shut up! Kusunoki Mebuki! It's time for training! Let's go!

Meb: Wha-!? I accept your challenge, Miyoshi Karin!

Anz: Jeez~, she's hiding her blushing... She's getting upset to hide her dere... Karin-san is so cute♪

[Gymnasium]

Kar: Not bad, Mebuki!

Meb: Same for you, Karin!

Meb/Kar: But I am stronger!!

Mit: How's it going... around here.

Tou: I'd say they're even.

Meb/Kar: We're not even!!

Aya: Please rest, you two. I brought you cold towels♪

Meb: Karin, let's rest for now. Thank you, Aya-chan.

Kar: I don't need it. The perfect Hero has no need for towels!

Aya: Eh? I-I'm sorry, Karin-senpai. Did I... do something I shouldn't...

Kar: Ah... No, uh... That's not it. If you really want to... Uh...

Suz: Ah, dere.

Yum: Dere, indeed.

Kar: Urk... I-I don't need it! Cold towels are for the weak!

Fuu: That's straight-up weird! Wipe off your sweat. Or your girl power will diminish!

Kar: Heroes need physical power not girl power! Fuu, it's time you drop that femininity stuff already!

Fuu: Eh, I can't do that.

Kar: Why!? And you dare call yourself the club president!?

Fuu: I mean~, Karin-chwan, you love my femininity, it excites you~, you admire it~, am I right?

Kar: Whaa-!?

Shi: Ah, dere...

Its: Looks like dere...

Kar: I ha-...

Yum: Ha?

Kar: I hate iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!

Hin: Jeez... Everyone, can't you see that the more you tease her, the more stubborn Karin-san will become?

Anz: I-I'm sorry. We got a little carried away...

Tam: But Karin really is prone to dere. Why does she get embarrassed so easily?

Chi: You should be embarrassed a little more easily.

Tou: But it'll be hard to live with.. I'm worried this could ruin her life...

Yuu: Her life!? That's a problem! Everyone, let's cure Karin-chan of her tsundere!

Uta: Right, Yuuki-san. A friend is in danger. We all need to cooperate!

[Hero Club room]

Its: Karin-san often gets flustered as a result of being praised or treated kindly.

Yuu: So we just gotta make it common practice!

Tou: Right, Yuuna-chan. I'm sure Karin-chan will not be embarrassed if she's more used to it.


Tsundere drastic measures - 3

[Sanshuu Middle School - hallway]

Kar: That wasn't mature of me yesterday... This stuff happens all the time, I need to keep my composure.

Kar: Good morning, every-...

Yuu: Morning, Karin-chan, looking good today♪. Even your skin pores are glittering, so cool and cute!

Kar: Pores!? I-It's normal but... Well, yeah, I take pretty good care of my pores... I guess.

Tou: Karin-chan, would you like some botamochi?

Kar: In the morning!? N-No thanks.

Sum: Is it perhaps because you get your sugar from supplements too? I think their effectiveness is a wonderful thing.

Kar: W-What... What are you trying to do?

SON/Son: Eh~? What do you mean~?

Suz: Really, I admire your ability to read the room! A little sparrow doesn't hold a candle to you, chirp chirp♪

Yum: As is expected of the perfect Hero~! My admiration for you knows no bounds~♪

Kar: You... If this is a continuation of yesterday, you're not getting away with it!

Tak: Isn't it making her angry more than it's making her used to it? Were our methods wrong...

Chi: Her anger is a way to hide her embarrassment, Takashima-san. Let's watch how it goes...

Meb: Hey, Karin. Why can't you be honest and rejoice about being praised? You're rude.

Shi: Kusunoki... with the straight hit.

Kar: As if I'd be happy about something they don't actually mean! Are you stupid!?

Meb: Why would I be!? I recognize your strength and kindness!

Kar: Eh.

Meb: Eh? Ah... No!

Aka: That's no good... It's a clash of tsunderes.

Ren: Hmph, Karin. You are much admirable. The sharpness of your moves, agility, and fighting spirit are second only to Miroku.

Kar: S-Say whaaaaaat!? As if I'm behind you!

Gin: Waaah! You can't raise her expectations only to betray them! Let the more intellectual types handle this!

Kir: Fu fu fu, then I...

Sek: Ah, Shizuka-san, stay out of this.

Kir: Whyyyyyyy!?

Nat: Karin... You're like a swordfish.

Kar: Haa!? What's that supposed to mean!?

Fuu: Don't let the airheads do this!

Hin: Wakaba-chan, it's your turn!

Suz: What did we just say!?

Hin: Oh no, now is the perfect time for Wakaba-chan to work her charms. Now, praise her, praise her!

Wak: Karin, your strong suit is that even though you act strong, you always show kindness to the younger or weaker than you.

Kar: Eh, wha-... It's not like... I do it... on purpose...

SON: Good, good~! It's working~. Keep making her used to it~!

Wak: Besides... Um. You dress fashionably. You're also attentive, and good-natured.

Kar: A-Awawa... Au... Au...

Wak: Eh~, and~, your body and pores are toned, you have cute features, and your charm...

Hin: That's enough!

Anz: Eeh... The wife calls for an interruption. This is adjourned as per the wife's stop call.

Tam: Woooooi! What're you doing? Hinata! We were getting to the good part!

Hin: A-Any more than that would be... I... give up.

Kar: A-A-All of youuuuuu... Cut it ouuuuuuuuuuuuuut!!


Tsundere drastic measures - 4

[Hero Club room]

Kar: Haaaa!? There's no way being a tsundere would be wasting my life!

Suz: Ah, she admitted being a tsundere.

Kar: I didn't! But this is the common opinion!

SON: But I think it'll be bad~. Imagine snapping at someone because they called you cute, then they won't want to praise you again.

SON: Being praised releases the happiness substance in your brain that makes you go waa~, but that'll make it stop coming~.

Kar: Uh... But why don't you say that to Mebuki too!? A-And Chikage!

Chi/Meb: I'm not a tsundere.

Mit: Y-You're... not?

Aka: Eh~? They're both tsunderes, right?

Aya: That made me realize Mebuki-senpai and Karin-senpai are similar♪

Son: But Karin-senpai is in a different category from them~.

Shi: Yes... Kusunoki and Koori only show their tsun and dere sides to someone in particular. Miyoshi... does it with everyone.

Kar: Wha-...!?

Chi: I already pointed it out before. In summary, Miyoshi-san is fickle.

Kar: Whaaa-!?

Yuu: Hmm? Do you mean that Karin-chan loves everyone?

Kar: Waaaah... Yuuna, you idiooot~~!

Its: Hyah~, Karin-san is bright red!

Uta: Ah, she is! Like a tomato, so cute♪

Sek/Kir: Cute~♪

Kar: S-S-Stop~~...

Tou: No we won't. Because we all love you, Karin-chan. Right?

Gin: Yeah! Me too, I respect the perfect Hero, Karin-san♪

Sum: Me too!

Wak: Everyone does. Right?

Hin: Yes. I think highly of you, Karin-san.

Kar: Wha-... U-Ur...rk... Wa... T-Thank...s...

Anz: Waah~, sorry I'm disrespecting a senpai, but you're so cute, Karin-san.

Tam: Yeah yeah♪ Huh? But... Weren't we supposed to cure...

Tak: Ha! But what if it cured her cuteness too!?

Yum: Now that it has been brought to my attention, you are correct. How could I fail to notice such a thing!

SON/Son: Losing her cuteness would be a loss for humanity!

Ren: Hmph. Therefore, Karin, stay that way forever.

Kar: Forever!?

SON: And when you're in dere mode, you won't snap at us, so we can call you cute all we want~♪

Yuu: That's it! Being a sore loser and a tsundere makes Karin-chan cute♪

Nat: Yes, you're cute... like a swordfish.

Fuu: Karin-chwa~n~,so~cu~te~♪

Kar: P-Please stop... It was my fault... So, so...o...

Kar: Stop messing with my meeeee! Fweeee~~h!