YuYuYui CV - Ishitsumugi no shou 69

The ideal relationship

--(1)--

[Hero Club room]

Mas: Please write the name of the person you think best fits the things I'm going to say next.

Mas: "Water" "Sand" "Rock" "Sun" "Moon". Alright, get writing!

Anz: Uum... "Water" is Shizuku-san. "Sand" is Natsume-san. "Rock" is Fuu-san.

Anz: "Sun" is Tamacchi-senpai, and "moon" is Tougou-san.

Tam: Tama's answers are~... "Water" is Wakaba. "Sand" is Yuuna. "Rock" is Tougou.

Tam: "Sun" is Hinata, and "moon" is Chikage! So? What can you tell from that?

Mas: Eh eh. Well you see, this is a personality test designed to understand the relationships with the people you wrote the names of~♪

Mas: It goes as follows: "water" is your best friend. And "sand" the person who's in love with you!

Anz/Tam: Eh!?

Shi: I was Iyojima's best friend...

Anz: Kyah~♪ Natsume-san is this true?

Tam: So Tama's best friend is Wakaba, huh? Checks out! And, Yuuna~, you sly little thing~♪

Tak: It's true... I'm actually in love with Tama-chan! Just kidding♪ Ahahaha.

Mas: Next, "rock" is someone you don't like. "Sun" is someone you admire, and "moon" someone you're comfortable with.

Fuu: I see... Anzu. So you don't like me. I understand. That's a shock~.

Anz: Awawawawa... T-That's not!

Its: Ahaha, this whole thing seems like it'll really cause people to dislike one another.

Tam: Anyway, Anzuu~♪ I knew you admired Tama~!

Anz: This one is right♪ But the one you admire is...

Hin: It is an honor♪

Chi: Doi-san is comfortable being with me...? She doesn't seem any calmer to me, though.

Yuu: Personality tests are a lot of fun!

Mas: Well, they're just a game in the end.

Sek: Yeah. Anzu's "water" was just because she associated Shizuku's name with water. (Note: Shizuku means drop of liquid)

Ren: As for Natsume being "sand", it is simply because she is reminiscent of the beach. Hmph, a surprisingly shallow thinking indeed.

Anz: Uh... Why does it feel like I am being harshly judged.

Mas: Other than that, for example doing that for animals, you can get who you want to become "sisters" or "lovers" with...

Mas: There's questions to understand who you want to be "best friends", "lovers", or "marriage partner" with too.

Mas: Hanamoto-chan, wanna try it out?

Yos: It would be pointless. Because I associate everything to ever exist to Koori-sama.

Suz: That's not normal...

Aka: Well, if we're limiting ourselves to the members here, just finding out who's people's ideal partner sounds like it could be exciting.

Kir: Yep! If I coulda gotten myself a big sis, Mitorin, and a little sis, Ginbou♪

Gin/Mit: Eh.

Kir: As fer a lover~... U~m, Ittsun♪

Its: Me!?

Kir: What's that reaction s'pposed to mean! But Ittsun's so sweet, a date with her'd give your diabetes, am I right?

Fuu: Hehheh-Hell nah, ya don't!

Kir: Whatever ya say, ye're the mommy, Fuu!

Fuu: Eh?

Gin/Shi: I get it.

Fuu: Gfuh...

--(2)--

[Hero Club room]

Sek: Senpai as "mother" is a consensus for the entire Hero Club at this point though.

Yuu/Gin/Shi: Yes, yes.

Fuu: No, a consensus is too strong of a word. I don't want that to be how people see me!

Shi: What is done is done...

Fuu: No way! I want to be a "big sister"! Please think of me as your pretty big sister!

Son: I associate "mother" with Hinata-senpai, personally~♪

Hin: My~♪

Fuu: See! What did I say, it's not unanimous! Sonoko doesn't see me as her mother!

Its: Yes, yes, I'm happy for you, onee-chan.

Mas: Next, who's the most popular for the role of "big sister"? For me~... I'd want Shiratori-chan♪

Uta: Oh! It makes me happy hearing someone older than me saying it. Do I seem that reliable to you?

Mas: Mh~, let me think, you're so cheerful, you seem like the kind of sister who'd cheer you up when you're feeling down.

Kar: It's always helpful having such optimism around. I get it. That being said...

Kar: I think I'd want Yuuna or Sonoko as my little sister.

Yuu/SON: You do!?

Its: It's kinda... a real shock.

Fuu: Hey, Karin! Come on, tell us why you wouldn't want my little sister to be your little sister!

Kar: Y-You're annoying. Itsuki is like... I mean she's... almost like a real little sister... you know?

Its: Karin-san♪

Fuu: Mrgh... This is upsetting in a different way.

Kar: Make up your mind!

Tak: What about you, Yuuki-chan?

Yuu: U~m, me... "Big sister" is Tougou-san!

Tou: Big sister!?

Yuu: Aah, but wait, that's wrong!

Tou: Phew...

Yuu: Tougou is "mom"!

Tou: Mom!?

Yuu: I considered it, but that's wrong! Tougou-san is "best friend"!

Tou: Best friend!?

Suz/Kar: No, it's right...

Aka: What about "lover" or "marriage partner"?

Yuu: Eh~?

Yuu: It's a secret♪

Tou: Aaa~~~~h!

Wak: What do you have to say Utano and Natsume-san? For example... "mother".

Uta/Nat: Pumpkin. / Tuna.

Wak: !? T-Then "big sister"?

Uta/Nat: Cabbage. / Mackerel.

Wak: !?!? Then "lover" and "marriage partner"!?

Uta/Nat: Tomato and daikon. / Abalone and seaweed.

Wak/Fuu: This doesn't make any sense...

Mit: I wasn't... mentioned once.

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[Hero Club room]

Uta: N-No, Mii-chan! This was a vegetable metaphor!

Mit: I don't care!

Sek: That reminds me... Didn't Utano give you a Fujimori daikon or something like that some time ago?

Mit: Ha... Now that you mention it... She said I was like a daikon because my legs are fat...

Uta: III-I didn't! This is a falsified memory! I am not guilty!

SON: But following this logic, since the farm king's "marriage partner" was daikon~.

Mit: .........Ah. O-Oh, no... Please. Jeez... Utanon, it's embarrassing...

Uta: W-Wha...t!?!?!?

SON: Now that this has been peacefully settled, Anzun.

Anz: Yes?

SON: Disregarding this other test, I wanted to ask you what your ideal would be like.

Anz: Mine~? Eh~? Right~... First~...

Anz: For "mother", we can't avoid talking about her whenever it is brought up, so I can confidently say Fuu-san, but...

Anz: For "big sister", I'd request Miroku-san because I suggest her secretly being the one with the most common sense...

Yum: Though secretly and suggest are uncalled for, why you would make such connection is beyond me!

Anz: The problem is "little sister"! Because the Hero Club has a lot of strong little sister contenders.

Anz: The real little sister Itsuki-chan, the mischievous kind Gin-chan. The innocent kind Sonoko-chan, the serious kind Sumi-chan.

Meb: Being younger is your only criteria...

Anz: This is way too narrow-minded!

Meb: S-Sorry!

Anz: There's also the failure kind Suzume-san and Tamacchi-senpai, the airhead kind Yuuki-chan, and then...

Anz: The number 1 person you'd like her to call you "onee-chan" in the Shinju's world, the most little sister of little sisters, Aya-chan!

Anz: Aaaah... I can't choose among them. Who should I pick, what's the right answer!?

Kir/Mas/Sek: How would we know?

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SON: Um... Let me give you a word of advice. Who said you could only limit yourself to 1 little sister!?

Anz: Hauah!?

Anz: Y-You're right, it's common sense you can only have one mother. But sisters aren't limited! I never expected less from you, Sonoko-sensei!

Anz: Then I'll work out my big and little sisters later, so let's keep going!

Kar: Has your strategist only got half her IQ remaining, lately...?

Wak/Tam: We are terribly sorry...

Anz: Okay, now we're getting onto "lover" and "marriage partner" territory. But I will focus on these individually.

SON: Ooh... And your reasoning being?

Anz: Since there is a distinction between "lover" and "marriage", I want to separate them!

Tou: Whaa-!? Y-You can't marry your lover!? W-Why is that... Waaaaaaaaaaah!!

Wak: Shouldn't you say as much of your strategist...?

Kar: Uuh... Our's always been like this!!

Anz: It is for this reason that I dare thinking of selecting Tamacchi-senpai for "marriage partner".

Tam: What do you mean dare!? Ah, wait... Marriage partner isn't a bad thing, right? It's not bad, but....

Anz: Because you have vitality and initiative, which are important in a partner, right?

Yos: I see... To share your life with someone is not simply a matter of love, there are real issues to consider as well.

Sum: Even if an ice age were to come, or you washed up on a deserted island, you seem like you would always have food with Tamako-san!

Suz: How eventful of a life are we talking!?

Anz: And now comes the issue of "lover"... As a result of lengthy deliberations... I dare to affirm,

Anz: Wakaba-san is the single most fitting!

Chi/Wak/Tam: Whaa-!?

--(4)--

[Hero Club room]

Anz: I you'd allow me to explain the reasoning with my life at stake, it is because the condition to be a lover is "bittersweetness"!

Anz: Furthermore, "the smell of danger" is a spice to top it all off!

Ren: Hmph, danger so pressing, death stares you in the eyes...

SON: Wonderful. Truly wonderful!

SON: A bittersweet senpai-kouhai relationship, being Waka-chan—who is already taken's secret lover.

SON: You've grown... Anzun. Uuh... This was genuinely... the best!

Anz: Thank you very much. Sonoko-sensei. And...... Farewell, everyone!

(Visual note: Hinata drags her off screen)

SON: So~? Who will Chii-chan and Shizushizu's "lover" and "marriage partner" be~?

Tam: Don't go back on topic like nothing happened while this room is experiencing the fear of a lifetiiiiiime!

Chi: I... Right. My l-lover... is. Mmmh! My lover... No, partner... is!

Yos: (Koori-sama... this is your chance! This humble Hanamoto Yoshika shall provide you my strength as aid in what little way I can...!)

Yos: Nuu~~~~~~~~n!!

Mas: Woah! W-What!? What's going on, Hanamoto-chan!!?

Meb: Shizuku, have you ever thought about a lover or marriage?

Shi: No... We're still in middle school. That goes for Kokudo too, right?

Aya: Me?

(Visual note: Anzu slowly crawls on the floor and Hinata drags her back)

Aya: Right, lover and marriage...

Aya: ...Ha.

Meb: ...!

(Visual note: They look at each other, blushing)

SON: This is... what I wanted to see. I have no longer any regrets. The world can end now!!

Fuu: No it doesnnnnnn't!!

Aka: W-Well, let's not take that any further than a game for now.

Yuz: I think it's too much excitement for a game though.

Fuy: Man, you can really say that once the Hero Club is focused on something, they won't think about anything other than their goal. It is moving!

Shi: "Mom" is Fuu... "Dad" is Kohagura...

Nat/Fuu: D-Dad...? / T-That again...!?

Shi: "Big sister" are Kusunoki, Miroku, Miyoshi, Koori, Akihara, Tougou, Sonoko...

Nat/Fuu: T-That's a lot of kids...!

Shi: And "little sister" are Kokudo, Minowa, Washio, Nogi, Kagajou, Yuuki...

Nat/Fuu: T-That's too many...!

Shi: Yes... There's so many I can't choose. But thinking about it... is very fun.

Chi: That's right. Being able to choose your family is great... Like a dream.

Tak: Gun-chan...

Shi: I don't understand "lover" and "marriage" very well yet, but...

Shi: If everyone here was my family... If they were my real family... It would be very nice.

Meb: Shizuku...

Yum: Gwof...!

Suz: Hey, Miroku-san. Could you not grunt like a faucet a midwinter morning, it's gross.

Yum: But, but... It's welling up inside. But rather than hot water, it is my hot feelings in the pipes of my heart, uuh!

Kar: What's heart pipes!? But... Thank you, Shizuku. Hearing you say that makes me genuinely... happy.

Gin: We've already been practically a family for a long time after all!

Sum: Yes. Sharing joys and pains for years...

Son: Spending time together, laughing with each other♪

Chi: But most importantly, we're already honorary sisters, Yamabushi-san.

Shi: Yes! The Inubouzaki honorary sisters.

Ren: Hmph, the ratings of next Wednesday's  special "The large Inubouzaki family" are sure to top the charts.

Fuu: How many kids did I give birth to... seriously.

Nat: Fufufu...