Exception handling

public <T extends EventArgs> T getUsableCopy()
    {
        // Here we go. A one line method with 18 lines of exception handling.
        // Somewhere, a kitten is dead. God's an evil bastard.

        try
        { return (T)this.<T>getClass().getConstructor(this.<T>getClass()).newInstance(this); }
        catch(IllegalAccessException e)
        { throw new RuntimeException("getCopy run on class: " + this.getClass().getSimpleName() + " did not have permission to create a new instance. This is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.", e); }
        catch(InvocationTargetException e)
        {
            Throwable cause = e.getCause();

            if(cause instanceof RuntimeException)
                throw (RuntimeException)cause;
            else if(cause instanceof Error)
                throw (Error)cause;
            else
                throw new RuntimeInvocationTargetException("", e.getCause());
        }
        catch(NoSuchMethodException e)
        { throw new RuntimeException("Class: " + this.getClass().getSimpleName() + " doesn't implement a constructor using its own type as a constructor. All descendents of EventArgs should.", e); }
        catch(InstantiationException e)
        { throw new RuntimeException("Unable to instantiate class:" + this.getClass().getSimpleName(), e); }
    }