Pirate anon

>Day who cares in Equestria
>You be captain Anonymous, pirate of the Everfree forest
>You be sailing with your mates Zecora, Braeburn and little pipsqueak
>And today you set sail for some booty
>Destination Ponyville
>You arrive with your floating ship over Ponyville
>Its magic you don’t got to explain shit
>Z: “We have arrived at last, should I drop the sails so we can get to plundering fast?”
Aye me hearty
>BB: “Ready for plundering captain
Avast me buccaneers. We be having a stowaway on board
>Everyone turns to see Rainbow Dash flying up to you
>RD: “Anon? What are you doing?”
I be plundering the seas lass
>She gives you a deadpan look
>RD: “But we’re on land”
It be a work in progress
>suddenly little Pipsqueak throws a net over Rainbow Dash
>RD: “Hey what gives?”
Me cabin boy makes me proud
>You walk over to little Pipsqueak and rustle his mane
>LP: “Thanks captain!”
>Rainbow Dash is still struggling to get out but Zecora uses her magic to entrap her completely
Stow her away in me cabin lads. I’ll be plundering that booty later today
>When they get back you all take a rope and slide down towards the top of Ponyville’s town hall
>Z: “Was this not a foolish goal, standing on top of town hall without any way to slide down
>You did not think this through at all
>Lucky for you Zecora uses some voodoo magic to make the ropes long enough to get down
you be making me proud miss Zecora
>Z: “Anything for you captain Anonymous, perhaps later tonight you can tend to my hole so bottomless
>She gives you a wink
>Tonight will be a good night
>Suddenly little Pipsqueak speaks up
>LP: “Captain booty sighed at starboard”
>As you follow little Pipsqueaks direction you see the sight of some delicious booty
>Misses cake her voluptuous plot
Yarr me matey well done
>BB: “Course of action captain?”
It be plundering time me lads
>You all rush over to misses cake letting out war cries
>Entire town is now staring at a human dressed in pirate clothes, a zebra wearing a corset with a skull on it, Braeburn who actually looks the same except for having traded his cowboy hat for a pirate one, is wearing saddlebags and has fake skulls over his cutiemark and little pipsqueak dresses in his nightmare night outfit
>Misses cake is startled and attempts to run but you be having none of that. You plundered too much to let booty get away. With a quick throw you throw a net over her
>She be trapped and thanks to your voodoo magician she’s soon bound
>Misses cake looks on in horror at you all linger over her
>Misses Cake: “W…what are you going to do”
We be plundering that booty
>Misses Cake: “Please don’t!  I have a family”
We be gentlemen of fortune wench, we plunder for booty and drink grog till we drop
>You get out your sword and cut the net loose so you can get to that booty
>Misses cake starts to scream but the entire town is just staring at you
>Z: “Do not worry mare of sweets, soon you’ll be in heaven with the captain his treats”
>You slap Misses cake her plot and see it jiggling
Yarr this be good booty
>You take hold of Misses cake so her plot is right behind you
Time to plunder
>Misses Cake: “No please!”
>You start to slap Misses cake’s plot again and you start to build up a rhyme
>Suddenly Braeburn takes out a skull from his saddleback
>You all start to sing as you keep slapping misses cake her plot as drums
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSXciBh8KoY
>The entire town stares as you sing
>Misses cake is indeed in heaven as she’s enjoying the song
>Today was a booty day