[4:46 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Goddamn that sentence
[4:46 PM] Lanakov the Spy: I'm mentally translating it into French and it looks horrendous
[4:46 PM] Durandal: LOL.
[4:46 PM] Durandal: May I see it?
[4:46 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Yeesh
[4:46 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Let me give that a go
[4:47 PM] Durandal: I'm so sorry.
[4:47 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Et... Tu voulais des détails et je n'ai pas détaillé, parce que tu avais des mauvaises nouvelles et des bonnes nouvelles, et j'avais peur que ce soit pire que du... Poulet surgelé
[4:47 PM] Lanakov the Spy: ?!!?!
[4:47 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Oh damn I feel heavier for such typing that : D
[4:47 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Totally borrowing "trashfire" however
[4:48 PM] Durandal: Which part is trashfire and which part is... chicken?
[4:48 PM] Durandal: God this is ICHS material.
[4:48 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Poulet surgelé is the frozen chicken.
[4:48 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Trashfire is...
[4:48 PM] Durandal: Wouldn't it be coq?
[4:48 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Feu de poubelle ? Yeah, bit plain but...
[4:48 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Ah, but coq would be rooster !
[4:49 PM] Lanakov the Spy: And hen is poule.
[4:49 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Technical, yes ?
[4:49 PM] Durandal: Well, Coq au Feu de Poubelle sounds better than Poulet.
[4:49 PM] Durandal: Trashfire chicken.
[4:49 PM] Durandal: Delightful.
[4:49 PM] Lanakov the Spy: It very much sounds like something you'd get for 45 dollars in a French restaurant in the US.
[4:49 PM] Durandal: A true delicacy in [REDACTED] Gallia.
[4:49 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Coq au Feu de Poubelle avec Beaujolais nouveau.
[4:49 PM] Durandal: Jesus christ.
[4:49 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Also she-cats, at some point
[4:49 PM] Durandal: :joy:
[4:50 PM] Durandal: That can be the name of the restaurant.
[4:50 PM] Durandal: Cougar Nouvelle.
[4:50 PM] Lanakov the Spy: This will need to appear somewhere in new Gallia's roleplay
[4:50 PM] Lanakov the Spy: There is no other way.
[4:50 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Hell it'd work !
[4:52 PM] Durandal: I'd absolutely eat at the Cougar Nouvelle.
[4:53 PM] Durandal: Getting heavily sexual overtones that are absolutely fine.
[4:53 PM] Lanakov the Spy: I was about to lampshade that, yes.
[4:53 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Par for the course, though, innit ?
[4:53 PM] Lanakov the Spy: Luxurious dining in [REDACTED] Gallia would need to carry sexual overtones of various magnitudes.