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(birds chirping)

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- Neil Barlow's Bodgy Creek
Documentary, take one.

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My Granddad reckons that
if there was a Nobel Prize

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for being a dickhead,

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Troy Carrington would win it
every year.

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Troy Carrington's AFL footy
career ended

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when his leg got mangled

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as he ran through the
banner on Grand Final day.

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It got caught in the crepe
paper and looked gross.

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Around here we call
him Town Killer

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because of the greenie
protests he led

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that shut down the
Bodgy Creek Timber Mill.

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Troy has absolutely no friends.

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This is his story.

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- Oh, have I come in too early,
Neil?

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- Dude, wha...

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Troy, I told you.

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I'm gonna use this at the
beginning of the documentary.

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- Sorry, mate.
- You're too early, Jesus.

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Troy Carrington, no mates,
mangled leg, dickhead.

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- Bit full on.
- Troy!

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("Come Back Again"
by Daddy Cool)

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♪ I'm mopin' around
streets late at night ♪

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♪ I'm worried because you
ain't treatin' me right ♪

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(alpacas humming)

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♪ Come back again, I'm just
crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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♪ I spoke to your mum
and I spoke to your dad ♪

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♪ It sounds crazy, but
it made me feel sad ♪

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♪ Come back again, I'm just
crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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♪ Feeling so sad,
so lonely too ♪

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♪ You don't know how it is to
feel sad, lonely, and blue ♪

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♪ Come back again, I'm just
crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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♪ Spoke to your dad and
I spoke to your mum ♪

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♪ They said, go away,
boy, and leave us alone ♪

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♪ Come back again, I'm just
crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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- [Warwick] Rrright.

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It's Warwick Randall here on
Bodgy Creek Community Radio.

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The community markets
are on today

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at the Recreation Reserve.

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However, the Men's Shed won't
be doing

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their usual Wood Turning
Exhibition as Len Hutton's

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second hip replacement
has been moved forward.

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Hopefully they'll open him up

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on the correct side this
time around.

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- Town killer!

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♪ I really don't know
what to do ♪

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♪ Everything you say
just make me feel blue ♪

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♪ Come back again, I'm just
crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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♪ I went to the dance
but I went all alone ♪

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♪ I watched you dancin' and
then I followed you home ♪

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♪ Come back again, I'm just
crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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- Excuse me, do you have
a stall holder's license?

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- Ah, no, not yet.

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Gretchen over there said
I'd be able to sort it out

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on the day.

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- Oh, well she's wrong.

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You have to apply at
least 14 days in advance

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for a stall holder's license.

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- Well, I'm here now.

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Can't I just--
- We're full!

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(birds squawking)

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(bottles clanking)

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- It's Neil, isn't it?

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I'm Troy.

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- I know who you are.

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Why are you at the markets?

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I thought you were a hermit.

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- Well, I'm mostly
self-sufficient out at my place.

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I don't have to come into
town much.

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- Like a hermit?

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- Do you mind not filming me?

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- Classic hermit.

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I saw you at my dad's funeral
last year.

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- That must have been
tough, mate.

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I lost my mom when I was your
age, and--

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- So hermits can go to
funerals and community markets.

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Anything else?

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- I'm not a hermit.

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- Why did you want the timber
mill shut?

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- I didn't.

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- Granddad reckons you did.

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- I just wanted sustainable
logging for old growth forests.

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- He said it was a dog act

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and that you pissed on
the memory of your dad

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who used to work there.

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He also says you're an
ungrateful bastard

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'cause you never thanked him

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for coaching you to
AFL standard.

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- He has a lot of opinions,
your granddad.

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- Did you really break
your leg in nine places?

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- Give or take.
- Can I see your scars?

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Roll your jeans up.

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- Nah, mate, I'd prefer not.

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- Oh, I can make a doco
about you.

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- Come on, Neil, we gotta go.

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- Hang on, Mum.

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Troy Carrington just asked me

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to make a documentary about him

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and we're workin' out fees.
- I didn't agree to...

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Hi, Angie, Troy.

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- Hi, I know, hi.

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- I thought you knew my
mum and dad.

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- We never properly met.

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- Then how come you came
to my dad's funeral?

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- Uh, I was paying my respects.

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- A hermit going to a stranger's
funeral is just weird.

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- Neil!

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Sorry, Troy, I...

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Thank you for coming.

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I didn't get to say it on
the day,

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but I did appreciate
the gesture.

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- It's fine.

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Sorry, again.

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- Private wine tastings?

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You're really shit at being
a hermit.

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- [Angie] Neil!

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- Oh.

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Semillon Shiraz.

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- Gee, that's niche.

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- I've got a chardonnay
frontignac blend

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with a squirt of comquat juice
if you prefer your whites.

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- Yeah, we, we'd better
scoot actually, Troy.

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We've got a footy club
meeting at the Tin Shed.

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- Nana said it was an
extraordinary meeting.

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What's that?

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- Extraordinary meetings
are meetings

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that get called to discuss
the fact that they probably

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should have called the meeting
a fair bit earlier. (laughs)

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- Should be the
dictionary definition.

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- Come on.

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- He's nice for a hermit.

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(crowd shouting)

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- You can't just force
us into a merger, Geoff!

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- What's a merger?

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- Oh, it's when one shit team
joins up

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with another shit team to make
a slightly less shit team.

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- [Neil] Oh, okay.

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- Neville, your club has got
no money,

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no players, and no coach.

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Your club president didn't
even bother to show up.

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- Granddad's in hospital!

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- Look, we may have been
able to overlook some issues

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but we can't overlook this.

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This report arrived on my
desk fellas, and I had to act.

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Your club rooms have been found
to be riddled with asbestos.

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- What?
- That's really bad.

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- Does that mean they'll
be heritage listed?

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- No, it means your club
rooms have to come down.

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(crowd moaning)

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- No!
- That's just bullshit!

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- I told Bull this at our
meeting a couple of weeks ago.

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- Did Bull tell you about this?

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- Is it friable or
non-friable asbestos?

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No, it makes a difference if
the particles

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are airborne or not,
because if they're air--

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- Regardless, you as
a club need to decide:

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merge of fold.

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(crowd shouting)

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- Excuse me!

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Can you guys wind this up?

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We have the hall booked
from 2:00 pm.

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- Why didn't you tell us the
club rooms

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were getting knocked down?

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- 'Cause it'll never happen.

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I'll chain myself to
the rooms if I have to.

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- Like the greenies.

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- No, not like the
bloody greenies.

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- Get into bed, love.

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The doctor said you should
avoid getting stressed.

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- What's a prostate, Granddad?

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- It's a gland up your pooper.

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- Granddad's gonna be
fine, Neily.

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It's just exploratory
keyhole surgery.

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- Why are you having
exploratory keyhole surgery?

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- I lost my keys.

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So have you found a coach yet?

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- Uh, no, but Pig Dog
McBride's outta prison.

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- Next option?

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- Ron Wills?

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- Beryl says his tinnitus
is getting worse.

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- What's tinnitus?

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- That's a hearing
disease that men develop

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when they marry people
like Beryl.

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- (laughing) Oh, she's not
that bad.

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- Sorry, love, what was that?

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What was that?
- Put that thing out!

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- You're the one who told
me I couldn't go outside

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in this ensemble.

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- Why don't you ask Troy
Carrington to coach?

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- Any ex-players on your list
who aren't traitors, Nev?

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- Oh, ease up, Bull.

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He was best man at my wedding.

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- Listen, the coach has
gotta love the club.

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I captained-coached two flags,

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and one of 'em was with
concussion and a--

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- [All] Floating bone in
my knee.

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- Ugh.

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- Troy will bring in
new players.

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He'll attract sponsors.

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- What is it with you wanting
to give

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all the local jobs away
to outsiders?

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I mean, it's bad enough
that you,

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that you're tryin' to give work
to refos ahead of your own.

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- Don't start that again.

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- What makes you think
that Troy is an outsider?

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- He only goes to funerals,
community markets,

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and field day.

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- Come here when he was
10, left when he was 23.

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Not a local.

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- So according to the Bull
Barlow Index,

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I am also not a local.

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- Correct.

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Speaking of outsiders, you
didn't bring an ashtray,

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did you, Doc?

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- Mr. Barlow, I'm gonna have to
ask you

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to put that out.

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- Ooh.

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Mm.

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- Bull!

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- They're gonna have to empty
it anyway.

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- Mr. Barlow, I'm gonna have to
give you

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a full rectal examination.

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(Bull groans)

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Have you had trouble
passing stools recently?

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- [Bull] I don't know.

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Have you had your
fingernails cut recently?

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(engines humming)

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- Heads!

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Interview one for Troy
Carrington documentary.

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- Mate, I didn't agree to this.

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- Where were you born?
- (sighs) Gullamunka Inlet.

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- Why did you move to
Bodgy Creek?

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- When my mum died I
came to live with my dad.

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- Which do you prefer?
- Gullamunka Inlet.

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- Why don't you live there then?

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- My dad left me his house in
his will.

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- Can you kick a goal from here?

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- Not anymore.

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(Neil sighs)

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- Krystal from school
reckons they knocked down

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the club rooms because it
gave Granddad bum cancer.

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- Interesting theory.

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- But Mum says he doesn't have
bum cancer.

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It's just a dodgy prostate.

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- I'd listen to your mum.

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- She also said you're a
softcock

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'cause you won't coach
the Roosters.

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- Maybe only listen to
her sometimes.

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(soft music)

250
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,592
- [Troy's Mum] Super Troy
leapt off

251
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,764
his giant jet football and
got cracking.

252
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,140
He lined up the foot and
delivered a perfect drop punt

253
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,609
and knocked the chainsaw clean
out of the logger's hands.

254
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,229
"Thanks for saving our
habitat," said Sharon,

255
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,732
the President of the
Koala Union.

256
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,449
All the trees and
creatures cheered

257
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,741
as Super Troy flew off
to his secret hideout.

258
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,615
(knocking)

259
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,789
(Snapper screaming)
(clattering)

260
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,912
- What's the chemical
makeup of alpaca saliva?

261
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,914
- It stings a bit, eh?
- Yeah.

262
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:33,793
- Sorry about that.

263
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,962
- Yeah, Carlos is usually
the one you have to watch.

264
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,336
- Might have to get a
muzzle for Brigita now too.

265
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,507
- Riesling Port.

266
00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,800
Is that actually a thing?

267
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,174
- Yeah, the German priests
used to live on it apparently.

268
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,052
The fortified wines keep
better in the tropics.

269
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:49,521
Now everything is grown here
on the Machu Pichu Estate.

270
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,641
Unfortunately the
generator's running

271
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,937
a little bit low on methane,

272
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,644
so the whites might be
a bit on the warm side.

273
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,942
And I wouldn't touch the
Nectarine Prosecco until the end.

274
00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,656
The pulp sticks to your palette.

275
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,948
Got a thirst up, Angie.

276
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,415
- Troy, will you coach the
Roosters?

277
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,249
Yeah, thought so.

278
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,335
See, Neville, it wasn't
that hard.

279
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,828
- Have a wine tasting, he says.

280
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,501
Help a mate out with
his business, he says.

281
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,544
- Well no, yeah, even if
it's just for the season

282
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,917
to get us back on our feet.

283
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,670
- How do you respond
to emotional blackmail?

284
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,262
- Give it your best shot.

285
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,973
- Snapper, Goober, sad faces.

286
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,139
- Not bad.

287
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,146
Rubbish.

288
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,972
Actually quite compelling.

289
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,099
But I think you might
be overstating

290
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,816
my local popularity, Angie.

291
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,939
- [Goober] Oh, geez.

292
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,739
- Die tree shagger.

293
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,702
Is this written in blood?

294
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,742
- Ah, traytor with a Y.

295
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:48,705
Uses the wrong your.

296
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,870
Eh, double E,
compleet fockwheat.

297
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,164
- I appreciate the offer, Angie,

298
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,707
but as you can tell by my
correspondence,

299
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,047
I'm not really a viable
coaching option.

300
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,007
Highly unlikely to live out
the season.

301
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,419
- Could be food coloring.

302
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,296
- I'm guessing Bull
doesn't know you're here.

303
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,220
- Not if this is anything to
go by.

304
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,387
- Neilo, go long, go
long, go long, go long.

305
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,897
Sorry about that, mate.
- That's okay.

306
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,314
- Thought they'd pulped the
rest of those.

307
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,320
- This is you.

308
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,283
I cannot believe.

309
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,868
- Sayyid, this is Troy.

310
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,863
- Yes, Rooster boy, I
know who this man is.

311
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,160
I read this book in
detention center.

312
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,749
- Really?
- Yes.

313
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,752
I want to read again.

314
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:38,039
You were number 29, rookie draft
pick 72,

315
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,290
nickname Custard Guts.

316
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,758
- Ah, it never really stuck.

317
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,798
- Not like Town Killer.

318
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,046
- I like this book best.

319
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,469
Players, they talk about
drinking and fighting.

320
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,592
You talk about trees and
hippie mother.

321
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,935
- Do you only read
AFL biographies?

322
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,180
- In Nauru there are
no books, no internets,

323
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,398
so I ask the guard, can I
have book?

324
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,858
He says, "No books!"

325
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:01,278
I ask different guard,
he says, "No books."

326
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,443
Then one day I go to
recreation room.

327
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,941
Is bad name for this room,
there is nothing to do.

328
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,786
But different guard come in
reading book in front of me.

329
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,075
"Oh, look at me, I have book."

330
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:14,325
But when he go, he leave book
on chair.

331
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,668
I think this is trick,
but he not come back.

332
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,664
And from then he leave many
books, but always AFL books.

333
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,920
Can I see your scars?

334
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,792
- Won't let ya.

335
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,214
He's weird about 'em.

336
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,337
- Can we kick football?

337
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,306
- Looks like you've done
more than read about footy.

338
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,310
- Yes, I play some days for
detention center guard team.

339
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,814
They a very bad team,
but Sayyid make better.

340
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,111
(upbeat music)

341
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,283
- [Warwick] Rrright.

342
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,828
It's time for this week in
Bodgy Creek.

343
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,084
Now Angie Barlow has just rung

344
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,328
and apparently no one's
turned up

345
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,127
for the working bee at the
refugee center.

346
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,294
If you're looking for it,

347
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,508
it's just at the old fish and
chip shop.

348
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,423
And just quietly, I reckon
it'd still be in business

349
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,969
if Spiro wasn't so tight
with his minimum chips.

350
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,185
- Bugger, I forgot the vol
Au vents.

351
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,521
- I think we'll be fine, Fran.

352
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,559
- They'll come, love.

353
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,600
(banging)

354
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,273
Oh! (sighs)

355
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,110
- Hey Porterhouse.

356
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:31,906
- [Men] Well done.

357
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,913
- It's Lychees.

358
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,576
- So that's wrong then?

359
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,202
- I know you blokes have
probably just forgotten,

360
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,125
but the working bee at the
refugee center

361
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,417
started about an hour ago

362
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,588
and at this stage, Fran has
significantly over catered.

363
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,425
- I didn't forget.

364
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,385
- That's because I
specifically didn't invite you,

365
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,925
Carpet Burn, because I
knew you'd be too busy

366
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,764
playing with yourself.
- Ouch.

367
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,884
- I'm sorry, Angie, I got
carried away doing this.

368
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,135
I lost track of time.

369
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,229
- And I,

370
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,013
am not good at making
up excuses on the spot.

371
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:00,889
Let's go, Snaps.

372
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,062
- Yous are actually
goin' to the refo Reno?

373
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,480
- Shut up, Carpet.

374
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,321
- Why have the refos come to
this shit hole for anyway, huh?

375
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,940
- Because this shithole was
chosen as a regional base

376
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,318
to resettle highly skilled
refugees.

377
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,614
Any luck with Pig Dog?

378
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,328
- Nah, he's keen but he's
gotta see

379
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,558
his parole officer
every Saturday

380
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,198
so he can't coach away games.

381
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,075
- Any chance Troy might change
his mind?

382
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,076
- Troy?

383
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,329
You're not seriously gonna
ask the Town Killer are ya?

384
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,705
(laughing)

385
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,206
Wha...

386
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,217
Oh!

387
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,221
- Oops.

388
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,340
- (gasps) Umm ahh!

389
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,215
- Snapper, Goober.

390
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,263
- You owe me two bucks.

391
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,933
(mellow music)

392
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,775
- [Neil] Interview two
with Troy Carrington.

393
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,610
- What are you doing here?
- I just told you.

394
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,945
- How'd you know where I lived?

395
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,780
- Everyone knows where you live.

396
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,365
- Mate, you can't just drop in
like this.

397
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,951
- Question one, if your mum
was an environmentalist,

398
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,241
how come she married a
timber worker?

399
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,114
- They never married.

400
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,491
It was a summer fling.

401
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,912
- So you're a bastard then.

402
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,210
- Does your mum know
you're here?

403
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,248
- Oh bum, I forgot!

404
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,621
She's gonna be talking on
the radio.

405
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,667
- What about?

406
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,256
- The refos, ugees.

407
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,130
- [Warwick] Our guest here
today is Angie Barlow.

408
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:14,971
Welcome, Angie.

409
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,467
Now, uh, what was your
university field of study?

410
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,594
- Arts, law.

411
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,015
But I didn't finish.

412
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,264
I got a graduate diploma
in having

413
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,641
an unplanned kid instead.
(laughing)

414
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,482
- That's me.

415
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,148
- [Warwick] Now there
are critics out there

416
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,238
who think the refugee center
shouldn't be there at all.

417
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,781
What do say to them?

418
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,694
- Warwick, we're just,

419
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,159
we're just trying to help
people in need.

420
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,280
When I lost my husband, Brett,

421
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,122
I had people rallying to me.

422
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,742
I had complete strangers
dropping meals off

423
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,416
on my doorstep because
that's what communities do.

424
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,288
They help one another.

425
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,042
And we need to see the
world as a community.

426
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,715
I mean, there's no point
just sitting around

427
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,303
feeling sorry for yourself,

428
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,172
not when there's people out
there that might need you.

429
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,300
- She's got a fair head on
her shoulders, your mum.

430
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,680
- [Warwick] Speaking of
sorry causes,

431
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,804
any news on a new Roosters
coach?

432
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,850
There's a rumor going around

433
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,691
that Troy Carrington might be in
the mix.

434
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,854
- That's you.

435
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,899
- Yeah, well, we did talk to
him, but,

436
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,023
I don't know, it's pretty hard
to hear

437
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,774
when you got your head
shoved halfway up your a--

438
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,368
- [Warwick] Rrright, well,
we might go to another song.

439
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,284
Here's Big Jim Carswell's Pig
Skin Rodeo.

440
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,912
(lively music)

441
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,547
- Vanilla slice.

442
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,167
Also, a snot block, yes?

443
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,177
- Yep.

444
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,378
- Lamington, yes?
- Yep.

445
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,051
- New Zealand cake but
Australia steal

446
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,673
and say Australia cake.

447
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,220
- Nah, they're Australian.

448
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,388
- Like Russell Crowe.

449
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,602
- You know your cakes.

450
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,057
Ah, Troy, I'm making
Sayyid's English gooder.

451
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,726
Check this out.

452
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,772
What's that one?

453
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,895
- Neenish tart.

454
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,692
- And that?
- Bee sting.

455
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,067
- This should be the
Australian citizenship test.

456
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,491
(engine humming)

457
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,705
- Crap company you're
keeping, Neil.

458
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,120
- Who's this bloke?

459
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,538
- Carpet Burn.

460
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,413
Good footballer, massive tool.

461
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,086
- Hey, I wouldn't stand
that close to the refo.

462
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,129
Nah, he's probably got a
bomb strapped to his body.

463
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,627
- Keep your ignorant,
racist comments

464
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,844
to yourself, mate.

465
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,509
- Oh, I don't take
advice from town killers

466
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,847
who hang around with Isis.

467
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,510
Oh! (laughing)

468
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,389
Come on, mate, come on!

469
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,101
- Fair tank on him.

470
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,353
- Play him in the midfield,
you reckon?

471
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,821
- I would, if I was coach.

472
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,821
(easygoing music)

473
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,571
(fire crackling)

474
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,561
- Yeah, okay, okay,
okay, let's just settle.

475
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,436
Look, look, I'm sorry Bull,

476
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,154
but if you had given us
the heads up

477
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,149
on the club rooms, we
wouldn't be in this position.

478
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:20,899
- Oh, bullshit.

479
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,151
They can knock down our rooms,

480
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,323
they can't stop us playing.

481
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,787
(crowd murmuring)

482
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,328
My son was the last decent
coach this team had.

483
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,752
He's gone now, but I'll
tell you this for nothing.

484
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,173
This club will not be merged
or disbanded

485
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,586
while I still breathe.

486
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,422
- Then what's your plan, Bull?

487
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,215
- I told you.

488
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,009
See, the community will
get behind

489
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,849
our various fundraising events.

490
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,843
- Yes, some of the world's
most fragile economies

491
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,186
have been turned around
by a meat tray raffle.

492
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,520
- Do you mind if I put
in my two bobs worth?

493
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,018
- Town Killer! (coughing)

494
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,236
- Neville, tell your
shithouse best mate

495
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,775
it's financial members only.

496
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,193
- He paid up this morning, Bull.

497
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,316
- I don't care, get him out
of here.

498
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,783
- Well, look, you made the
rules, okay.

499
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:04,822
He's paid up.

500
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,991
He has every right to stay.

501
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,364
- Goober, Snapper, do you
mind handing these out?

502
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,868
Now I focused on the
club's micro problems.

503
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,370
Your micro problems are
no money, no club rooms,

504
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,050
not enough players, threat
of expulsion.

505
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,214
Macro problem bein'
you're rooted.

506
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,507
- Did you put him up to this?

507
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,379
- No.

508
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,224
- Now, I focused on one
specific micro problem,

509
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,216
the club rooms.

510
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,516
And according to the Asbestos
Act of 2012,

511
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:34,230
all buildings built prior
to 1996 are eligible

512
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,566
for rebuilding grants, and
I've checked and you are.

513
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,849
And Angie, I hope you don't mind

514
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,360
but I've done a little bit
of homework

515
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,400
and I've found that you can
get triple

516
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,524
maybe even quadruple
your funding

517
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,026
by accessing grants for employing
refugees for the rebuild.

518
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,528
(crowd murmuring)

519
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,747
- What good are club rooms
if we don't have a team?

520
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,036
- Have a think about it, mate.

521
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:52,998
If those blokes can swing
a hammer,

522
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,914
I reckon they can kick a footy,
yeah?

523
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,373
And, we'll turn the club
rooms into a community hub

524
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,874
that everyone can use.

525
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,592
- This is really good.

526
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,008
- You've got a bloody
hide coming in here, Troy.

527
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,380
He shuts down our mill,

528
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,256
and now he wants to give
jobs away

529
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,554
to refos who haven't
been here two minutes!

530
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,302
- And you'll coach?

531
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,100
- Oh, he bloody well won't.

532
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,938
- If the offer still stands,
Angie.

533
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,772
- Let's vote on it.

534
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,267
- That's a committee decision.

535
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,108
- Well no, hang on.

536
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,854
Let's just canvas and see
the level of interest, okay?

537
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,277
All those in favor of Troy's
rescue plan?

538
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,283
The yes has it.

539
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,824
- Have you, you done
lost your bloody minds?

540
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,322
This bloke hasn't darkened
the doorstep

541
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,290
of our club since he left
the place.

542
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,036
- He's offering us a viable
means of survival, Bull.

543
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,046
- Oh, is he?

544
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,169
All right then, it's him or me.

545
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:44,755
Take your pick.

546
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,970
- The club and the town
that you used to know

547
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,588
don't exist anymore.

548
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:49,589
They're long gone.

549
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,593
This, this is brilliant
for everyone.

550
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:53,889
- Him or me.

551
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:54,727
Take a vote.

552
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,141
- Oh, come on Bull, we can't
vote on--

553
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,605
- [Bull] Vote, vote.

554
00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,974
- Jesus, all right, okay.

555
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,606
All those in favor of Bull.

556
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,570
- [Crowd Members] Bull.

557
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,948
- And Troy?

558
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,317
- [Crowd Members] Troy!

559
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,793
- Fine.

560
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,503
- Come on, mate.
- No, Grandpa.

561
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,917
- [Neville] Bull.

562
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,758
(crowd murmuring)

563
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,344
- Are you guys nearly done?

564
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,963
We've got this place booked
from six,

565
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,512
and it takes us a while to
set up our siege engine.

566
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,346
(upbeat guitar music)

567
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,643
- Interview four for Troy
Carrington documentary.

568
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,605
How do you respond to claims
from Krystal

569
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,653
from Bodgy Creek Primary
School that you're a flog?

570
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,901
- I don't really know what a
flog is,

571
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,867
but it doesn't sound good.

572
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,362
- I think it's worse than
a wanker

573
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,364
but not as bad as a dickhead.

574
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,374
- Good to know.

575
00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:00,536
- Are you only coaching 'cause
Mum publicly humiliated you

576
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,377
to the whole world?

577
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,497
- I think you're overstating
the reach

578
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,373
of the Bodgy Creek
Community Radio Station,

579
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,797
but yeah, she was right
about the proximity

580
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,544
of my head in relation to
my ass.

581
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,512
The refugees need our
help and we need theirs.

582
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,381
It's a win-win.

583
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,884
(singing in foreign language)

584
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,557
Oh, gidday, mate.

585
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,930
I'm Troy Carrington, this
is Neil.

586
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,147
We're from the local footy club.

587
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,516
We're just wondering
if you'd be interested

588
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,983
in coming to training.

589
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,852
Sorry, mate, how's your English?

590
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,399
- English okay.

591
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,738
Australian not so good.

592
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,821
This is a football, yes?
- Yeah.

593
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,662
- I know this game.

594
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,578
- Is that a yes or a no?

595
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,454
- I am very unfamiliar with
this game.

596
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,922
- Well, with a handball you just
hold it

597
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,416
in the palm of your hand

598
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,106
and then you just punch
it below the point.

599
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,599
- Thank you!

600
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,144
- Good hands.

601
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,899
- I like Troyism chapter best.

602
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,770
The pathway to enlightenment
is down the guts!

603
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,069
Oh, and my favorite, keep doing
it until

604
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,907
you are not shit.
- You are not shit.

605
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,869
(laughing)

606
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,453
- Signed copy of Crepe Career

607
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,911
go straight into Sayid's office.

608
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:21,918
- So you'll play?

609
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,458
- Yes, I will play.

610
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,458
Your team needs Sayyid
or they will be bad team.

611
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,959
- Is that your family?

612
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,587
- No, this was already
on wall when I come here.

613
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,804
Of course this is my family!

614
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:35,888
What do you think, Sayyid
creepy man

615
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,473
put photo of strangers on walls?

616
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,896
- How long since you've
seen them?

617
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,894
- For now, six years.

618
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,067
Took three years before
Australian government

619
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,908
say yes, you are real refugee
from Syrian Civil War.

620
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,822
They are stupid people.

621
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,912
But then, because No
Advantage Policy,

622
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,031
I must wait the same
time to bring my family.

623
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,041
Three more years.

624
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,002
They come here soon.

625
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:09,130
This is wife, Fazela, and
daughter, Sima.

626
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,045
She was only four when I see
her last.

627
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,667
- She's hot.

628
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,510
- When they come here soon, if
Rooster boy

629
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,051
touches my daughter, I maybe
kick him in tiny balls.

630
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,639
- Ease up, Sayyid, I'm only 10.

631
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:24,689
- This is Mother.

632
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,150
- And your father?

633
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,692
- He was killed in civil war.

634
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280
- Sorry, mate.

635
00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:37,404
- [Neil] Who's the little guy?

636
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,869
- This is brother, Ammad.

637
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,034
When civil war begin we live
in Alleppo

638
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,328
but rebels move into our suburb.

639
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,417
We are not rebels but
Assad government troops

640
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,787
try to arrest us, so we
must escape.

641
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:52,006
I take Fazela and Sima to
refugee camp in Turkey.

642
00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,875
Mother would not leave.

643
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,299
Then Ammad and Sayyid
try to come to Australia

644
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,637
where uncle he live.

645
00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,386
Then we hope to bring
all family here, safe.

646
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,557
After very long time we
get to Christmas Island

647
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,397
together on boat, then
to Nauru, hot shit place.

648
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,231
And then one day Australian
government man come and say,

649
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,230
you are economic refugee,
not real refugee.

650
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,240
You go home.

651
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:19,822
Our home is gone, bombed.

652
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,992
So I say no, but Ammad, he
feel bad

653
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,864
about leaving mother alone so he
go home,

654
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,911
like a baby mummy boy.

655
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,421
I joke.

656
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,217
I love my brother.

657
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,423
- Well, I was thinking I
could open

658
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,638
a traditional Bharatanyatyam
dance school,

659
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:43,725
if there isn't already one in
Bodgy Creek.

660
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:44,727
- Right.

661
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,599
- I'm joking, Ms. Angie!

662
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,598
(laughing)

663
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,022
- It looks like we've got
a new project manager.

664
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,018
- Really?

665
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:54,894
That's handy.

666
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,191
- Um, and a Bharatanyatyam
dancer.

667
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:58,155
- Could be handy.

668
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,901
- Suresh, Navina, this is
Troy Carrington,

669
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,152
the new coach of our footy club.

670
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,404
And this is my son, Neil.

671
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,160
- So you're a civil engineer?

672
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,032
- Kandi University with honors.

673
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:11,502
My Sinhalese husband was a
sought-after project manager

674
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,622
until he made the
questionable career choice

675
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,418
of marrying a Tamil.

676
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,666
- Hey, best decision I
ever made.

677
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,633
- Well, since you're here,

678
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,923
might as well play for the
footy team.

679
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:20,795
- Footy?

680
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:21,717
- It's a sport.

681
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,094
- Ooh, sport is not really
my strength.

682
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,933
- He's being modest.

683
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,053
Suresh was a Roman
Greco Wrestling champion

684
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,349
at our university.

685
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,643
- Oh well, there's not many
Roman Grecos around here,

686
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,358
but we could use a
tackling coach.

687
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:37,069
I'll see you at training
tomorrow night.

688
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,529
- Tackling's fun.

689
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,983
- [Troy] Yep, that's it.

690
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,326
Yeah.

691
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,328
- How's it going?

692
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,330
- Not great.

693
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,956
School Shoes has already done
a hammy.

694
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,205
- [Troy] Nice work, Didier.

695
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,333
- Granddad was right.

696
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,082
You can bugger up a team that
hasn't won in three years.

697
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:57,957
(whistle blowing)

698
00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,255
Some of 'em are making Snapper
look good.

699
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,674
(screaming)

700
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,515
(whistle blowing)

701
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,976
- Nah, mate, you can't do
that either.

702
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:09,979
- Snaps!

703
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,395
- Woo!

704
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,234
Carpet, oh, burns him!

705
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:18,986
Burns him!

706
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,105
Ooh ho ho ho!

707
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,697
He's off into the...

708
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,986
Oh!

709
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:23,858
Ease up, Sultana.

710
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,452
- My name is Sayyid,
not small dried fruit.

711
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,367
- All right, everyone in!

712
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,204
Come on.

713
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,289
Now boys, the match practice
has given me

714
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,784
a fair idea of where you're at
individually and as a group.

715
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,120
Harpo, mate, you're the
size of a small town.

716
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,462
Don't be afraid to use your bulk

717
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,548
in the ruck contest, all right?

718
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,461
Those sketches aren't bad.

719
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,585
You got a big of the
Flemish master's influence

720
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:42,711
in your portraiture.

721
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,586
- Yeah, cheers.

722
00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:45,008
It's part of a triptych.

723
00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,597
Wanna to see the others?

724
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,683
- Uh, maybe a bit later, eh?

725
00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:51,728
Tou, when you go over the
boundary, you're out of play.

726
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,892
If you go over the fence,
you're a spectator, all right?

727
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:57,142
So it's a general rule, try
and keep inside both of those.

728
00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,734
- Yes, Mr. Troy.

729
00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,727
- Porterhouse.

730
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,728
- [Team] Well done.

731
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,900
- You gotta a pair of
boots, mate?

732
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,864
'Cause you're havin' trouble
keepin' your feet in those.

733
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,234
- Sorry, I got a shift at
the pub after training.

734
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,028
- It's been lovely having you
here, Stan.

735
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:11,031
We might get you back to
the nursing home now, yeah?

736
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,157
- Oh, I'll take him.

737
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,032
(phone ringing)

738
00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,000
- Eh, it's from my mother
in Syria.

739
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,995
- Yeah, yeah, not a
problem, mate.

740
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,462
- Where's Syria?

741
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,923
- Ah, do you know where
Turkey is?

742
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:21,757
- Nah.

743
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,217
- Do you know where Iraq is?

744
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,089
- Nah.

745
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,462
- It's between them.

746
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,303
- Righto, let's finish off

747
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,593
with the mime handball
drill we did earlier.

748
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,593
Now remember to visualize
and commit

749
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,310
to the dramatic conceit.

750
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,178
Goober, take 'em out.

751
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,305
All right boys, go.

752
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,307
- Come on, boys, let's go!
- Okay, this is happenin'.

753
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,558
- Port, Port, Port!

754
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,393
(men shouting simultaneously)

755
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:41,360
- Good hands, Snapper!

756
00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,070
- Nice work, nice work.
- Yeah, that's it, that's it.

757
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,440
- I think I'm better at
mime footy.

758
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,943
- No argument from me.

759
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,411
- This is bullshit.

760
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:51,414
Troy's a nut job.

761
00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,296
- I'll get it!

762
00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,793
- Decent roost there, Carpets.

763
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,673
- [Warwick] It's time for
this week in Bodgy Creek.

764
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:13,051
Right wing conservative
bush poet, Bruce Nation,

765
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,144
will be at the Bodgy Creek
Bowls Club on Saturday night

766
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,434
where he'll be launching his
new book,

767
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:20,229
Teeny Weenie Poofter Greenie, so
be sure--

768
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,101
- Where the bloody hell are
you goin'?

769
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,104
- Bataratamy dancing
with Navina.

770
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,230
- Sorry I asked.

771
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,240
- What do you think?

772
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,150
It's just a bit of harmless fun.

773
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:29,992
- Oh, is it?

774
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:30,985
Look at ya.

775
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,238
That lot are trying to
change the way we live.

776
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,251
(keys jangling)

777
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,833
- Sorry we're early.

778
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,004
This one couldn't wait.

779
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,005
- What'd you think?

780
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,881
- I liked the one where
Troy sticks footies

781
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,679
on the harpoons to stop
the Japanese

782
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,847
from researching any more whales
to death.

783
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:56,854
- Yeah, me too.

784
00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,646
- Enough small talk.

785
00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:01,140
Let's get this joint
interview happening.

786
00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,188
I need you guys in a two shot.

787
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,321
Interview number seven with
new Rooster's president

788
00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,613
and coach, Angie Barlow
and Troy Carrington.

789
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,736
Angie Barlow, how do
you respond to comments

790
00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,282
from former president Grandad

791
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,871
that you wouldn't know
how to run a footy club

792
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,490
if it bit you on the ass?

793
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,333
- That doesn't even make sense.

794
00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,500
- And Troy, how do you
respond to Grandad's claims

795
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:24,873
that after your footy
career you did stuff all

796
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,500
until you started buggering
up this town for a living?

797
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,756
- Stuff all's a bit harsh.

798
00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,629
But yeah, things were a
bit slow.

799
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,302
After I got my insurance payout,

800
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,348
I set up a Eco-consultancy
business for footy clubs,

801
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,312
but Carbon Footy Print
never really panned out.

802
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,560
- You did not call it that.

803
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:43,523
- I did.

804
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,644
(laughing)

805
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:46,485
- And then I got a job

806
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,650
workin' at a mate's
biodynamic winery.

807
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,398
Biodynamics is all about
the interrelationship

808
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,196
between soil, livestock--

809
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,909
- Uh, can I play with
the alpacas?

810
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,324
- Yeah, sure.

811
00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,492
- They get agro.

812
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,912
- I know, that's why
I wanna play with 'em.

813
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,160
- Keep away from the white one.

814
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,786
Brigita's had a bad week.

815
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:06,164
(alpacas humming

816
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,042
- Uh, I should show you this.

817
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,720
There.

818
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:15,177
(Troy laughs)

819
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,391
- Super Troy lives on.
- Mm-hm.

820
00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,727
- [Troy] Albeit with a
spectacular mullet.

821
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,642
- (laughs) He drew it
from your old footy cards.

822
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,935
I kinda like you with a mullet.
(laughing)

823
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,948
- Yeah, my first thought was,

824
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,067
and she's been gone for
36 years,

825
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,284
but I wanted to show Mum.

826
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,821
- She sounds so lovely.

827
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,292
Um, thank you.

828
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,500
Thank you for doing this
doco thing with him.

829
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,964
- Oh, it's no drama.

830
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,128
- No, it's kind.

831
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,212
He got the camera and the
Rooster's onsie

832
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,134
off Brett the Christmas
before he died.

833
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,012
He doesn't talk about him much

834
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,305
but he's obsessed with
that camera

835
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,144
and he won't wear anything else.

836
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,981
His filming gives him a kind
of focus.

837
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,854
(alpacas humming)

838
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:13,982
- Mate, do you wanna put
that back in the shed for me?

839
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:18,028
(Neil groans)

840
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:20,325
- And your email address as
well, Glenda,

841
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,416
so we can send any details
of protests.

842
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:26,001
- Is there a limit on how
many times I can sign this?

843
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,245
(laughing)

844
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,041
- Cheeky.

845
00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,038
- I mean, honestly.

846
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:32,338
I had a refugee apply for
a market stall last week.

847
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,710
Could barely read a word of it.

848
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,087
I mean, if you wanna live in
this country,

849
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,297
learn the language.

850
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,048
Is that too much to arks?

851
00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:40,846
- [Bull] In total agreement,
Glenda.

852
00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,018
- Do you have to do that
right here?

853
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:50,859
- Free county.

854
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,024
They even let back-stabbing
daughters-in-law

855
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,023
run footy clubs around here.

856
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,365
- Well, would you do your
back-stabbing

857
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,280
daughter-in-law a favor
and take your grandson

858
00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,493
to swimming lessons please?

859
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,327
- Can't he swim yet?

860
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,822
He's been going there
half his bloody life.

861
00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:04,118
Yeah, yeah, no worries.

862
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,209
- Thank you.

863
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,036
- You beauty!

864
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,663
Hello there, welcome to
Bodgy Creek.

865
00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:13,291
(upbeat music)

866
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,715
- [Troy] So, minaret on
top of the scoreboard.

867
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,883
What about the prayer room?

868
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,758
- I think the prayer room
should go on this side.

869
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,804
- Why's that?

870
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,598
- Because it will be
closer to the scoreboard

871
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:27,312
where the minaret for
call to prayer will be.

872
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,305
- Makes sense.

873
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,682
What about the bar?

874
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,400
- You spend long time in
bouncy house.

875
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,735
Sayyid enter now.

876
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:33,732
(kids screaming)

877
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,481
- Ah, everyone, can I get
your attention thanks?

878
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,484
Now we've organized a
bit of a Rooster Kringle.

879
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,734
This is a club tradition that
dates back to, when, Angie?

880
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,113
- Oh, late last week.

881
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,240
- And still going strong.

882
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,786
Each of the current players

883
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,079
have to pick a name outta
the hat

884
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,419
and organize a welcome
gift for the new fellas.

885
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,379
Let's start with Goober.

886
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,880
(applauding)

887
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,879
- Uh, this is for Tou Pou.
- Nice one, Goobs.

888
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,130
Tou, if that thing was any
more Australian

889
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,427
it wouldn't know the
words to the second verse

890
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,346
of the National Anthem.

891
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,638
- No, no, no, no, mate.

892
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:08,103
It's a totem tennis.

893
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,393
Like that.

894
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400
- I understand.

895
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,778
- Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

896
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:16,861
- I'll show you later.

897
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,778
- Ah, Porterhouse.

898
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,400
- [Team] Well done.

899
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,947
- You had Didier.

900
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:26,121
(goat bleating)

901
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,124
- [Man] Aww.

902
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,829
- I read on the internet
you guys

903
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,122
like goats or somethin'.

904
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,299
- Uh, thank you.

905
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,839
- Troy, I wasn't here when
you read out the names,

906
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,429
so I just made everyone some
Bodgy Creek Stump Snow Dones.

907
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,016
- Thank you.

908
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:46,850
- It's okay.

909
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,139
Here you go.
- Thank you.

910
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,762
- Here you go, Didier.

911
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:51,639
- What is fluid compound?

912
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,731
Glycol?

913
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:54,145
- Yeah, how'd you know that?

914
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,768
- I was a chemist in Burindi.

915
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:58,442
- Ah, did you come from
Burindi to get a better job?

916
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,156
- No, because the police
shot at my brother and I.

917
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,574
They thought we were rebels.

918
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:04,948
- So not for work then?

919
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:05,944
- No.

920
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:08,698
- Harpo, you had Suresh.

921
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,506
- It's an esky fountain.

922
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,847
It's art.

923
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,893
(fountain humming)

924
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,182
- Ooh.
- Ahh!

925
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,522
(applauding)

926
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,812
- My turn.

927
00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:36,650
Ahh.

928
00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:38,861
Okay, I had Sayyid.

929
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:39,863
Here you go, pal.

930
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,195
(laughing) Anyone want
a beer while I'm up?

931
00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:49,739
Eh?

932
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:50,990
- Thank you.

933
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,366
(upbeat music)

934
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,494
- [Warwick] Good luck to
the Roosters

935
00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,211
who are taking on the
Hudson's Flat Cougars today

936
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,627
in the first match of
the season.

937
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,670
Haven't had this much trouble
getting my head around names

938
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,385
since Marjorie came home
with an IKEA catalog.

939
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,631
I reckon they'd be just about
getting ready as we speak

940
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,008
in the Rooster's new look
club rooms slash tent.

941
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,222
And well done to Gretchen
for providing

942
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,016
that temporary arrangement.

943
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,022
- Next!

944
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,691
- [Neville] Harps.

945
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,399
Sorry, Snapper.

946
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,733
- Looking good, Stan.

947
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,740
- (laughing) This is a first.

948
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,830
We've run out of jumpers.

949
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,243
- Granddad's not happy
you're movin' in next door.

950
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,994
- He not like refugees?

951
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:37,836
- Hates 'em.

952
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,377
Even more than vegans, but
not as much as greenies.

953
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,088
- Tell Mr. Granddad,
Sayyid need bigger house

954
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,256
for family he has not seen
in six years

955
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,799
so he must keep being not happy.

956
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:50,390
(muffled shouting)

957
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:52,259
- [Protestors] Local jobs
for locals!

958
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,681
No jobs for refos!

959
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,554
Local jobs for locals!

960
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,976
No jobs for refos!

961
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,269
- You were right, Snapper,

962
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,313
my mum does have
impeccable handwriting.

963
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,686
- Come on, boys, back inside.

964
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:02,937
Come on, come on, come on!

965
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,274
Grab a possie, fellas.

966
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,276
Don't worry about all of that.

967
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,448
- What happen if they
get violent?

968
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,741
- You'll be all right, mate.

969
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:12,909
- I didn't expect this
to happen.

970
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,158
- They're just blowin' out
hot air, boys, all right?

971
00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:17,034
There's just some people
out there

972
00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,581
who don't like what we're
doin' here.

973
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,079
- What are we doing here?

974
00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,671
- We're rebuildin' the
footy club.

975
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:24,296
- (laughing) This isn't a
club, it's a joke, mate.

976
00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:26,711
- Then why are you wearing this?

977
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:27,632
'Cause you wanna play.

978
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,301
And the only way that's
gonna happen

979
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,594
is if you embrace these
blokes as your teammates.

980
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:32,967
- Footy shouldn't be this hard.

981
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,310
- Mate, this isn't hard.

982
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,145
What's the hardest thing
you've ever had to do?

983
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,730
- Probably year 11.

984
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,065
- What about you, Suresh?

985
00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,775
- It is difficult to narrow
it down

986
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,944
due to the cataclysmic
events of the civil war,

987
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:47,031
but as a life challenge
it is hard to surpass

988
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,776
the constant stream of death
threats from both sides

989
00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:51,573
after I became betrothed
to Navina.

990
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,741
- Oh, that kinda hard.

991
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,990
No, I had some guinea pigs that
died, but nothin' like that.

992
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Sorry, Suresh.

993
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,791
What's the hardest thing you've
had to do?

994
00:39:00,797 --> 00:39:03,130
- Stop feelin' sorry for myself.

995
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,465
It's pretty hard to do with
your head stuck up your ass.

996
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:08,923
I thought the world owed
me something.

997
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:09,761
It didn't.

998
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,676
I crawled out from under my log

999
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,676
and I found you blokes,
and here we bloody are.

1000
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,097
- Yeah!
- Yes.

1001
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,596
- We're gonna play against
two oppositions today.

1002
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,848
The first one you're gonna
beat when you run out there.

1003
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:21,849
- [Team] Yeah!

1004
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,226
- And you can break the
second one

1005
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,477
after the balls bounce!

1006
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:25,357
- [Team] Yes!

1007
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,151
- So Goober, bloody lead 'em
out there

1008
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:30,023
and smile at your mum as you
run past.

1009
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,367
(cheering)

1010
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,987
- [Protestors] Local jobs
for locals.

1011
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,534
No jobs for refos.

1012
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,783
(cheering)

1013
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:40,994
- Hey, Mum.

1014
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,792
Can I bring the boys
over for dinner tonight?

1015
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,039
- Fat chance!

1016
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,632
- No jobs for refos
- On the run, boys!

1017
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:48,842
- [Protestors] Local jobs
for locals.

1018
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,256
No jobs for refos.

1019
00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:51,424
Local jobs for

1020
00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:54,799
("I'm Gonna Play On The
Wing For Jesus")

1021
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,017
(shouting)

1022
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,023
♪ I'm gonna play on the wing for
Jesus ♪

1023
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,731
♪ I'm gonna play on the
wing for Jesus ♪

1024
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:07,979
(whistle blowing)

1025
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,821
♪ I'm gonna kick
the devil's hide ♪

1026
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,565
♪ Out on the member's side ♪

1027
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,193
♪ Gonna play on the
wing for Jesus ♪

1028
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,069
- Come on, Tou, Tou, Tou, Tou!

1029
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,080
Get rid of it!

1030
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,577
Tou, Tou, Tou, Tou!

1031
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,918
(whistle blowing)

1032
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,415
Where are you off to?

1033
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,163
♪ Out on the member's side ♪

1034
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:29,713
♪ Play on the wing with
fire and brimstone ♪

1035
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,879
♪ Play on the ring for Jesus ♪

1036
00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:39,018
(whistle blowing)

1037
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:41,933
(thudding)

1038
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,557
- (groaning) Let me go!

1039
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:45,683
(whistle blowing)

1040
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:46,479
- Trip!

1041
00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:47,693
Hudson Flat, free kick.

1042
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,320
- Why is this a free kick?

1043
00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:53,282
- Because you can't do whatever
that is.

1044
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,446
- We didn't travel
halfway across the world

1045
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,445
to face this persecution!

1046
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,195
- Play on!

1047
00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,447
♪ Gonna kick the devil's hide ♪

1048
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,164
♪ Out on the member's side ♪

1049
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:03,204
♪ Gonna play on the wing for
Jesus ♪

1050
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,452
(whistle blowing)

1051
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,953
- Holding the ball.

1052
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:07,881
- Sayyid.

1053
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:11,212
Oh, here, Sayyid, Sayyid!

1054
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,460
Sayy, Sayy....

1055
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:17,180
(whistle blowing)
(cheering)

1056
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,351
- Don't even think about it.

1057
00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,892
♪ Play on the wing for Jesus ♪

1058
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,184
- Well done, well done,
good work.

1059
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,810
Nice effort, boys.

1060
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,107
- All right, boys.
- Good work.

1061
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:33,606
- As the Yogini Tantra
once said,

1062
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:34,777
a big loss is part of
the journey.

1063
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,071
It's a shit part of the journey
but it's a part nonetheless.

1064
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,035
Now I want you to get into a
tight circle.

1065
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,030
We're gonna sing the team song,

1066
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,497
keep our team spirit.

1067
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,980
- The best way to keep up
team spirits

1068
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,955
is to not lose by one
million points.

1069
00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:47,999
I do not know the words to
this song.

1070
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:48,837
- Oh, it's all right, mate.

1071
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,921
None of us know the words to
this song.

1072
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,506
We haven't sang it in
three years.

1073
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,252
- Why don't you just sing a
different song when you lose?

1074
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:56,670
- All right.

1075
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:57,681
Uh...

1076
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,638
♪ I love to have a
beer with Sayyid ♪

1077
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,103
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

1078
00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:06,847
I do not drink.

1079
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,100
- All right, different
drink then.

1080
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,193
♪ I love to have a cordial
with Sayyid ♪

1081
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,231
- Yes!

1082
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:14,195
♪ I love to have a cordial
with Sayyid ♪

1083
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,029
- Better.

1084
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,899
♪ We drink in moderation ♪

1085
00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:17,824
♪ Bullshit ♪

1086
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,864
♪ We never, ever, ever get
rolling drunk ♪

1087
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,363
♪ We drink at Neville's
Bottom Pub ♪

1088
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,205
♪ Where the food tastes just
like shit ♪

1089
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,164
- Sorry.

1090
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:27,376
♪ I love to have a cordial
with Sayyid ♪

1091
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,540
♪ 'Cause Sayyid's me mate ♪

1092
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,129
(cheering)
(laughing)

1093
00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,714
- Hey.

1094
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,629
Keep doing it until--

1095
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,381
- [Team] You are not shit!

1096
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,387
- [Sayyid] Yes!

1097
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:41,052
- As far as protests go, it
wasn't so bad.

1098
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,096
- That was not a protest.

1099
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,968
Unless you got someone
chained to infrastructure

1100
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,311
or a tree, a couple of arrests

1101
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,556
and someone wielding a banjo,
you're kidding yourself.

1102
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,808
- Do you think Bull will change
his mind?

1103
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:51,899
- The only way to change
their minds

1104
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:52,893
is to prove 'em wrong.

1105
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,738
- How was losing by 131
points proving them wrong?

1106
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,231
- They showed some good signs.

1107
00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:59,191
- No, apart from Sayyid
they were shithouse.

1108
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:01,569
- Have you thought about
being a motivational speaker?

1109
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,911
- I talked myself out of it.

1110
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,406
Now Troy, I applaud
your imagination, mate,

1111
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,999
but if we can win a game
with this rabble,

1112
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,085
I'll get an ISIS tatt
on my calf.

1113
00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:10,919
- He'll do it, too.

1114
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,005
He got a tramp stamp
after wrongly guessing

1115
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,088
the color of a clinker.

1116
00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,210
- What's all this, Snaps?

1117
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,258
- Um, I'm trying to make an
organic nail polish remover

1118
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,722
using lemon juice as the base.

1119
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:23,590
- Any luck?

1120
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,601
- Umm, not yet.

1121
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,266
- So what's your process?

1122
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,855
- Uh, first I find out all the
things

1123
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,145
that lemon juice can do,

1124
00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:36,145
like making lettuce
crisp, hair highlights,

1125
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:37,771
removing warts apparently.

1126
00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,774
- Improve the taste of
Mexican beer.

1127
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:40,865
- Yep, and then I combine it

1128
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,279
with all the other elements
and see

1129
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:44,369
if it can do stuff you
wouldn't expect.

1130
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,125
- Take 'em home and read
'em, fellas.

1131
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,039
The more you know about
each other,

1132
00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:52,206
the less you don't know.

1133
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,045
Now we're going to have
the first of our shed talks

1134
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,165
on Wednesday night with Harpo

1135
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,417
taking us through the
highlights of Tou's life.

1136
00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,793
- So Dids, the bullet came
out there?

1137
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,215
How'd that feel?

1138
00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:02,679
- I nearly die.

1139
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,798
- Yeah, shit question.

1140
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,053
Ah, I see you like basketball.

1141
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,222
- Hey Harpo, did you really
see the ghost of a pig?

1142
00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:09,390
- Yeah, when I was eight.

1143
00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:10,308
That's why I don't eat pork.

1144
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,647
- Hey, Burindi was '92
Olympics, yeah?

1145
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,312
- That was Barcelona, mate.

1146
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:15,934
- Sayyid, where is Alleppo?

1147
00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:18,312
- What's left of it is
in the north of Syria.

1148
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,905
- Yeah, 'cause nothin's
comin' up on TripAdvisor.

1149
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,901
- Harpo, thou art also a
Shakespeare fan?

1150
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,202
- He yay verily goes all right.

1151
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,491
- Hey Troy, you didn't
even mention

1152
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,956
that I shagged the Miss New
Zealand contestant in Bali.

1153
00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:30,949
- What the hell are you doing?

1154
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,168
- Just cornflour and
pomegranate, you dickhead.

1155
00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:35,663
- You are the angriest
hippie I have ever met.

1156
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,164
What is the Archibald anyway?

1157
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,837
- It's Australia's
pre-eminent portrait prize

1158
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,833
and Harpo's gonna win it.

1159
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,631
- So suck it up and sit still.

1160
00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,179
- Didier, what is Igishakamba?

1161
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,548
- It's a type of casserole
I think, isn't it?

1162
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,515
- No, no, no, it's a dance
in Burundi.

1163
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:48,518
I show you.

1164
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:50,937
- Okay.

1165
00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:53,146
(banging)

1166
00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,266
- Woo!
- Yeah, mate.

1167
00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:58,815
- [Team Members] Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

1168
00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,861
(School Shoes thudding)

1169
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,199
- Oh my God!

1170
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,410
(cheering)

1171
00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:07,948
- [Neil] This is the best bit.

1172
00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:10,989
- Ooh, School Shoes.

1173
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:16,336
- What's this rubbish he's
got 'em doing? (laughing)

1174
00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:20,707
For a bloke who reckons he
loves trees,

1175
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:21,708
he doesn't mind knockin'
'em down

1176
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,585
to print any of this drivel,
does he?

1177
00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:25,713
- Anyway, I've gotta scoot.

1178
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,180
So you be good, okay?

1179
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,517
See ya.

1180
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:31,601
Bye.
- Bye.

1181
00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,436
Can you read that somewhere
else, please?

1182
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:37,603
- It's my kitchen.

1183
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,192
- Possession is 9/10 of the law.

1184
00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:41,152
You haven't cooked even
a slice of toast in here

1185
00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:44,193
for the last 25 years, so
shuffle along.

1186
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,442
Get over yourself and go
to bloody football training

1187
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,738
with her, will ya?

1188
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,032
The girls from book club
will be here in 10 minutes.

1189
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,871
- A man's not welcome
in his own footy club,

1190
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:52,990
in his own home.

1191
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,916
- Your violin needs tuning.

1192
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,535
- Look at you, would ya?

1193
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:58,332
Leadin' book club one night

1194
00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,456
and Wog dancing the next.

1195
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:02,884
What's this?

1196
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,094
Vagina Monologues, what's that
even mean?

1197
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,054
- It's a play Angie and I are
going to.

1198
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,925
- Look at it will ya,
there's not a space on it.

1199
00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:13,097
Are you preparing for when I'm
not around?

1200
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,766
- Oh, don't do that.

1201
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,058
The Doc gave you the all clear.

1202
00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,181
Get on with living.

1203
00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,103
That's what I'm doing.

1204
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,897
- Brett's been gone just over
a year

1205
00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:23,566
and you're living like
nothin' happened.

1206
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,939
And Angie's worse, carrying on
with Troy

1207
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,737
like her husband never existed.

1208
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,827
- Stop it!

1209
00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:33,205
Why do you think that this
is so much harder for you

1210
00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:34,448
than anybody else?

1211
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,246
I ache every time I
think of him.

1212
00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,928
- [Angie] Whoa, look at
that action.

1213
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:49,842
Ooh!

1214
00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:52,216
Beautiful! (laughing)

1215
00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:55,640
Canola bowler
champion wants more.

1216
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:56,646
Lovely.

1217
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,816
All right, who's up next?

1218
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:02,650
Who's up?

1219
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,939
Come on, Neil, your shot.

1220
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:09,237
- So in the end, Tou was in
detention for nearly 10 years.

1221
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:13,404
Just before the Ban
Vanai Refugee Camp closed

1222
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:16,122
Tou's family hid in the
northern plains of Thailand

1223
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,292
fearing they were gonna
be sent back to Laos.

1224
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,246
His father was caught
and imprisoned.

1225
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,838
His mother died
shortly afterwards,

1226
00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:31,342
of malnutrition.

1227
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,475
- Take your time, mate.

1228
00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:39,312
- His aunt and uncle that live
in the USA

1229
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,850
are his only living relatives.

1230
00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:46,861
- It's okay, Harpo.

1231
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:49,991
Thank you.

1232
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,373
Good shed talk.

1233
00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,376
We do thing now.

1234
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:04,584
- Also, Tou's really good at
doing the fainting goat thing.

1235
00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:10,669
(Tou imitates goat bleating)
(thudding)

1236
00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:13,680
(Harpo imitates goat bleating)
(thudding)

1237
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:16,174
(laughing)
(applauding)

1238
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:18,889
- [Woman On Radio] Bodgy Creek
Foodworks

1239
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,558
is the place to be this week.

1240
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,147
Paloumey an incredible $3.50.

1241
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,186
White rice--

1242
00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:26,059
- Oh yeah, that's pretty cool.

1243
00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:27,902
Bye, mate, I'll see
you tomorrow.

1244
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,316
- [Woman On Radio]
Bodgy Creek Foodworks,

1245
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:31,406
where the whole world comes
to shop

1246
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,526
in the middle of nowhere.

1247
00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,653
- Can you come to the Show
Us Your Dad/Guardian Day?

1248
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:36,746
- Yeah.

1249
00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:42,413
- Krystal said you can't
bring granddads.

1250
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:47,210
But I asked Ms. Chadwick
and she said it's okay.

1251
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:48,627
- Yes, mate, I'll come.

1252
00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:53,386
- [Neil] Hey, look,
there's Sayyid.

1253
00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:54,596
We should give him a lift.

1254
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,090
- Hmm.

1255
00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:59,184
- [Neil] He lives next door to
you now.

1256
00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:00,427
- Hm.

1257
00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,771
- Why do you hate refugees
so much?

1258
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:03,604
- I don't hate 'em.

1259
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,690
They just don't belong here.

1260
00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:06,934
- Who does belong here?

1261
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,355
- Well, I don't know.

1262
00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:12,731
You, your Nana, your mum,
your dad.

1263
00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:16,364
We're forgettin' who we are.

1264
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,953
Change is, change is no good.

1265
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:21,824
- I like change.

1266
00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,748
Krystal just got moved to a
different work table today

1267
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:28,747
and I feel like a new man.

1268
00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:30,794
(laughing)

1269
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,384
(gentle, slow-tempo music)

1270
00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:41,635
(vocalizing)

1271
00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,588
- Hello!

1272
00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,336
This is my family,
my wife, Fazela,

1273
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,304
and my daughter, Sima.

1274
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,014
- Hi!
- How are you?

1275
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,804
(Sayyid speaking in
foreign language)

1276
00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:22,641
- Thank you very much.

1277
00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:23,476
Ah, please, go inside.

1278
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:24,720
I'll be in in a minute.

1279
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,730
Thank you.

1280
00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:49,544
- [News Reporter] So tonight
(mumbles)

1281
00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,664
is to Gary Humphreys who will
move to the senate in the--

1282
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:53,711
- Budgie pooh freezes in
three seconds.

1283
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,676
It's like having a pet
that craps ice magic.

1284
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,045
You've gotta get one.

1285
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,217
(laughing)

1286
00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:03,050
- You didn't get it?

1287
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,596
Nah?

1288
00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:05,764
- How'd you go on site?

1289
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:08,851
- Well, the current
output is being diminished

1290
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,769
to a considerable degree by
the shortfall

1291
00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,483
in requisite skills that
would favorably

1292
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:13,897
enhance a positive outcome.

1293
00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,237
- So, shithouse?

1294
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,651
- With the exception of Sayyid

1295
00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,615
this is not a talent pool
within which

1296
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,075
one would expect to drown.

1297
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,078
- Volume, Nev.

1298
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:25,121
- I've got over a thousand
signatures, Rebekah.

1299
00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:27,366
This is a project our
community does not want.

1300
00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:28,833
And the whole thing has
gone ahead

1301
00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,623
without community approval.

1302
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:33,337
Have you seen the plans for
the community hub, Rebekah?

1303
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,582
They may as well be building
a mosque!

1304
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,084
- Bull Barlow there.

1305
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,132
So it looks like Carrington
is up to his old tricks.

1306
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,098
Notorious for his role in
closing the Bodgy Creek Mill,

1307
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,218
Carrington is once again using
his fame

1308
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:49,771
to divide the very community
that welcomed him back.

1309
00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,144
- You all right?

1310
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:58,522
- Just realized I wasn't thirsty
anymore.

1311
00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:00,533
- Yeah.

1312
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,242
You knew it wasn't gonna
be easy.

1313
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,534
- I'm trying to save
their footy club, Angie.

1314
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,371
Half this town look at me

1315
00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,366
like I've shat in their
litter box.

1316
00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:10,412
- Also not easy.

1317
00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:12,998
- Gotta start winning games.

1318
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,125
- Good chat.

1319
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,719
(upbeat music)

1320
00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:28,636
- Why do you let me make this
shit, Carlos and Brigita?

1321
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,979
Tastes like a troll shat in
a rainbow.

1322
00:52:33,442 --> 00:52:35,434
(sighs)

1323
00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:49,156
(cheering)

1324
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:57,464
(singing drowned out by music)

1325
00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:10,434
(applauding)

1326
00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,684
♪ I'd love to have a beer
with Tou Pou ♪

1327
00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:20,938
♪ I'd love to have a beer
with Tou ♪

1328
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:24,698
- Right.

1329
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,863
Your opponent gets away
from you.

1330
00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:28,612
- [Team] What midfielder
from yonder stoppage breaks.

1331
00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:29,612
- Good stuff.

1332
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,615
Harpo, you've cracked the
shits with the umpire.

1333
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:32,536
What do you say?

1334
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,661
- Goodly umpire, thine eyes
deceive thee.

1335
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,084
- Thy judgment is clouded by
thy kinship to the maggot!

1336
00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:38,955
- Excellent.

1337
00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:42,334
- Stoop, Roosters stoop
and let us bathe our hands

1338
00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:45,637
in our enemy's blood up to
the elbows!

1339
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,635
- Bit full on.

1340
00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:51,635
And by this tongue, thou
shalt deceive thy foe.

1341
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:55,013
So hasten forth and
return not to this flimsy,

1342
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,731
canvas pavilion til thou
has bested thy enemy!

1343
00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,977
(cheering)

1344
00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:04,648
- [Warwick] The Roosters
have fought hard today

1345
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,650
and are on the verge of a
very unexpected victory.

1346
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:07,491
- You're all right, you're
all right.

1347
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:08,494
School Shoes is gone.

1348
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:11,529
- How long to go?

1349
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,656
- Oh, two minutes.

1350
00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,917
- Frog Feet, back on.

1351
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,787
(clapping)

1352
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:19,958
(cheering)

1353
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:23,424
- Goodly opponent, this night
hence I did bed thy bride.

1354
00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:26,090
And she yay verily went
off like the clappers.

1355
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,675
- Sayyid, Sayyid, Sayyid!

1356
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,924
I'm open, I'm open!

1357
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,516
(crowd cheering)
(whistle blowing)

1358
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,260
- [Warwick] The Roosters have
won it.

1359
00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:35,807
I can't believe it!

1360
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:37,726
The crowd is bowling over.

1361
00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,567
(energetic music)

1362
00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:51,319
(Angie shrieking)
(thudding)

1363
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:56,165
♪ Oh, we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

1364
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:59,286
♪ We are the Roosters,
and it's flags we seek ♪

1365
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,788
♪ In any weather you will
see us with a grin, grin ♪

1366
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,290
♪ Rifling through the bin, bin ♪

1367
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,586
♪ We fight and fight and fight
and fight ♪

1368
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:05,879
♪ But rarely ever win ♪

1369
00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,843
♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

1370
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,759
♪ We're never beat until
the final cock has crowed ♪

1371
00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:11,631
♪ Cockadoo ♪

1372
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:14,305
♪ Like the Roosters of old,
we're fat and we're bald ♪

1373
00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:17,137
♪ For we're from Bodgy,
maroon, blue, and white ♪

1374
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,015
♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

1375
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:22,358
(cheering)

1376
00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:25,444
- All right, boys!

1377
00:55:25,447 --> 00:55:27,655
Open bar at the Bottom Pub,

1378
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:30,321
beers, wines, and cordials are
on me.

1379
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,989
(cheering)

1380
00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:32,826
- Hey, hey, hey!

1381
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,571
I prepare this for when we win.

1382
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:36,743
Bodgy Creek song in Arabic.

1383
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,743
(singing in foreign language)

1384
00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:43,462
- Hey, hey!

1385
00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:44,376
Oi, oi!

1386
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,500
If you don't like singin'
it in our language,

1387
00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:47,626
then piss off.

1388
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:50,094
- What is this man's problem?

1389
00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:52,760
- Well, you not passin'
the ball for a start.

1390
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,509
- You are black pot
calling black kettle black.

1391
00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:58,512
Not handball, not chase,
not dirty.

1392
00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:00,813
(team oohs)

1393
00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:01,852
- Yeah, let's go, Sultana.

1394
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,771
- Oi, oi!
- Ease up!

1395
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:05,689
Ease up, ease up, ease up.

1396
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,904
All right, settle down.

1397
00:56:07,906 --> 00:56:10,364
Everyone grab your gear,
head down to the ball's club,

1398
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,653
and hit the showers.

1399
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:12,525
You're goin' with me, come here.

1400
00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:13,993
- This man not need shower.

1401
00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:16,488
(whacking)

1402
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:18,706
(shouting)

1403
00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:22,786
- Fire!

1404
00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,082
Fire!

1405
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,089
I said fire!

1406
00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:37,134
- No, no, no, no!
- Don't do it, Snapper, no!

1407
00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,062
- I got Graham!

1408
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,064
Ahhh!

1409
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,938
(somber music)

1410
00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,168
- [Warwick] Congrats to
the Roosters.

1411
00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:06,879
Their first win in three years,

1412
00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:08,839
though the resulting
fire somewhat dampened

1413
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:09,707
the celebrations.

1414
00:57:09,718 --> 00:57:11,254
I understand it's the first
time one club

1415
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,594
has lost two club rooms in
a season

1416
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,840
since the Mt. Stuart
sinkhole saga back in '67.

1417
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:17,966
- Ahhh!

1418
00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:20,434
Oh, I thought they were
tiny capsicums.

1419
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,726
- I give you an eye bath and
you will be fine, Porterhouse.

1420
00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:26,603
- It's smaller than I hoped.

1421
00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:29,311
What does it say, Sayyid?

1422
00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:31,984
- I like cordial.

1423
00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,324
- [Carpet Burn] Are you serious?

1424
00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:36,863
- Well, if you'd apologized
like I asked you to

1425
00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:38,953
I wouldn't have to suspend you.

1426
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,618
- I'm done, I'm done.

1427
00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:41,865
And you know what, Troy?

1428
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,958
You can shove your refos up
your ass.

1429
00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:51,958
- Refos up your ass?

1430
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:54,962
That's the worst detention
center ever. (laughs)

1431
00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:57,300
What are you up to tomorrow?

1432
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:58,798
- Not a lot.

1433
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,142
- Well, I reckon it's about time

1434
00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:03,887
that you were introduced
to some canola bowling.

1435
00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:08,941
(mellow music)

1436
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:19,944
Oh, here we go.

1437
00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:20,955
Ah!

1438
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:23,080
- [Troy] They're a bit small.

1439
00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,494
- They're bowling shoes.

1440
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,367
They're not supposed to
be comfortable.

1441
00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:28,495
- I'm losing circulation in
my toes.

1442
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,962
- Ah, did you hear that, mate?

1443
00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:31,797
I reckon you got him rattled.

1444
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,336
He's started making
excuses already.

1445
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,175
- Eh, he's got a right to
be afraid.

1446
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,673
Canola bowler champion,
three years running.

1447
00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,759
Count 'em and weep, Carrington.

1448
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:43,805
- Ooh.

1449
00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:45,929
- Yeah, I'm just hearin'
this, Barlow.

1450
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,931
How about you walk the walk?

1451
00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:49,461
- Go and show him how it's
done, champ.

1452
00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:55,859
(clattering)

1453
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:56,697
Ooh!

1454
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,941
Yes!

1455
00:58:57,951 --> 00:58:58,951
Boom!

1456
00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,194
(Neil imitates chicken clucking)

1457
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:02,160
(laughing)

1458
00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:04,030
- Yeah, you got lucky, Barlow.

1459
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,954
If it hadn't that rock, it'd
would've been a gutter ball.

1460
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,701
- (laughing) Yeah, enough
trash talking, Tiny Shoes.

1461
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:10,795
How about you have a bowl?

1462
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:15,958
- All right.

1463
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:18,302
- Come on, Carrots,
let's see what you got.

1464
00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:22,719
- Sou'easter.

1465
00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:27,554
(exhaling forcefully)

1466
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,056
(ball thuds)

1467
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,899
Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!

1468
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:33,861
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey?

1469
00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:36,980
- Ah, whatever.
- Look at that.

1470
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:37,990
- I'll get it.

1471
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:46,740
- He, he hasn't wanted to
play this since the accident.

1472
00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:57,000
He bloody loves you.

1473
00:59:57,010 --> 01:00:00,299
- Nah, he's just got a thing
for hermits.

1474
01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,887
- Yeah, I don't mind 'em myself.

1475
01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:05,466
- Well, any response to that

1476
01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:07,389
might impact on my status as
a hermit.

1477
01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:10,388
- [Neil] Found it!

1478
01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:19,898
- [Bull] Time to switch to
the footy.

1479
01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:20,739
- Hang on a second.

1480
01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:21,858
- Now, mate.

1481
01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,609
You've watched that clip too
much anyway.

1482
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,077
- I filmed this yesterday.

1483
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,080
- Eh?

1484
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,032
- Yeah! (laughing)

1485
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:35,631
- Ow.

1486
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:37,466
Ow!

1487
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,463
- [Bull] Where is she?

1488
01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,211
- Who?
- Don't you bullshit me.

1489
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,882
- If by she you mean
Angie, she's not here.

1490
01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,178
- You keep away from her.

1491
01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:49,973
I seen you playing canola
bowl, you thievin' bastard.

1492
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,768
That's my son's wife and my
son's kid.

1493
01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:54,766
No, it's just not right.

1494
01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,268
You replacin' him like
he, like he never existed.

1495
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,941
- I'm not tryin' to
replace anyone.

1496
01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:01,860
- You're a pot stirrer,
Carrington, you always have been.

1497
01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:02,823
- I can't imagine what
if would have been like

1498
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:03,942
to lose Brett, but--

1499
01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:05,321
- No, you bloody can't!

1500
01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,819
So I'll say it once again.

1501
01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:07,946
You keep away from her.

1502
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:11,540
And you know what?

1503
01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:12,659
Your old man would tell you

1504
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,126
to do exactly the same thing.

1505
01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:17,088
Oh, what the hell are
you doing to this place?

1506
01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:18,797
- I'm making a living out of it.

1507
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,382
I reckon he would have
been all right with that.

1508
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:21,385
- Ooh, yeah.

1509
01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:23,669
- And he would've been happy

1510
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,670
that I was trying to save the
footy club

1511
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,092
that you ran into the ground.

1512
01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:30,227
- You!

1513
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:32,688
Oh...

1514
01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:34,271
- Bull!
- Ooh!

1515
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:35,264
(Bull thuds)

1516
01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:36,231
- Bull?

1517
01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:37,315
Bull!

1518
01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:39,936
(somber music)

1519
01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:43,822
(siren wailing)

1520
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:47,450
- He's gonna be fine.

1521
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,408
- What was it?

1522
01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:53,408
- A combination of meds,
low blood pressure, stress.

1523
01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:56,870
He just needs to look after
himself.

1524
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:57,880
- Righto.

1525
01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,424
- He said, he said to say thanks

1526
01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:04,419
for taking care of him,
despite what was said.

1527
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:07,004
- Yeah, no drama.

1528
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:11,055
- So, what was said?

1529
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,973
- We had some conflicting
points of view.

1530
01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:13,890
- On?

1531
01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:16,890
- On, well, my old man,
biodynamic farming, and...

1532
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,520
- And?

1533
01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:25,773
- He was fairly clear that
us spending any time together

1534
01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,241
wasn't his preferred outcome.

1535
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:30,287
- Ah.

1536
01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:36,784
And what's your
preferred outcome?

1537
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:37,795
- Not his.

1538
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:39,755
- Ah.

1539
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:41,757
Good.

1540
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:48,255
Well, I better get back to
the old bastard. (laughs)

1541
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:57,764
- [Ms. Chadwick] Right, well,
let's all thank Mr. Carter.

1542
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,234
- [Children] Thank you, Mr.
Carter.

1543
01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:03,193
- Does anyone think they
might want

1544
01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,028
to work in an abattoir?

1545
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,358
So, let's have Mr.--

1546
01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,576
- Uh, I'll, I'll go next.

1547
01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:12,194
Oh, so it's all right.

1548
01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,571
I've got undies on.

1549
01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:16,369
I just, see, a friend hid
my clothes

1550
01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:18,584
otherwise I would have changed.

1551
01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:20,953
Right, so, um, (throat clearing)

1552
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:24,457
I'm Bull, and yous can call
me Bull.

1553
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,333
- Is that your real name?

1554
01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,755
- No, no.

1555
01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:28,846
- Then what is it?

1556
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,256
- Gabriel.

1557
01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,632
(children laughing)

1558
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,224
Anyway, I'm lived here for a
long time

1559
01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:36,685
so, any questions?

1560
01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:39,226
- You're not Neil's dad.

1561
01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:42,225
- No, I'm his granddad.
- Where's his dad?

1562
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:45,228
- Krystal, let's give some
of the other kids a turn.

1563
01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,525
- Ah, no, no, no, it's all
right.

1564
01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:51,074
Well, Neil's dad, he, uh,

1565
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,322
he couldn't be here because
he's had an accident

1566
01:03:58,251 --> 01:04:01,244
a year ago, on his motorbike.

1567
01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:02,838
And, um,

1568
01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:07,083
so I'm here instead.

1569
01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:11,263
For Neil.

1570
01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:17,010
Um, Ms. Chadwick, it's a
bit harder than I thought.

1571
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:20,689
- Mr. Bull.

1572
01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:26,569
Losing son and father is very
bad thing.

1573
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:31,153
My father was murdered in
front of me and brother,

1574
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,201
which makes me very sad.

1575
01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,329
A long time I cannot think.

1576
01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:40,325
I'm always angry, even
at the small things.

1577
01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:45,288
Then I knew I must find
safe home

1578
01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:48,757
for wife, Fazela, and daughter,
Sima, away from civil war.

1579
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,883
A long time I must wait in hot
shit place.

1580
01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,050
(children laughing)

1581
01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:56,595
Sorry, Ms. Chadwick, I should
not say shit in school.

1582
01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:59,594
(children laughing)

1583
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:03,146
I'm sorry you lose your
son, Gabriel.

1584
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:04,685
- Uh, it's Bull.

1585
01:05:05,693 --> 01:05:07,685
- I cannot call you Gabriel?

1586
01:05:07,695 --> 01:05:09,311
This is beautiful name.

1587
01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,608
Your mother give you this name.

1588
01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:13,904
Why you want to be
called man cow? (laughs)

1589
01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:17,579
- Uh....

1590
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:24,043
- Famous root, Enya.
- Enya?

1591
01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,911
- [Troy] Yeah, while her
music's playing.

1592
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:26,708
- Oh!

1593
01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:29,081
- Don't diss the
Celtic priestess.

1594
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:30,924
And yours?

1595
01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,213
- No, I'm not gonna say
what mine--

1596
01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,051
- Come on.
- No!

1597
01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:34,090
- I told you mine.
- It's embarrassing.

1598
01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:35,463
- That's all right.
- It's Captain Von Trapp.

1599
01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:37,760
- Ooh, that's weird.
(laughing)

1600
01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,679
You'd end up with six
extra kids.

1601
01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:40,517
- No, you're over thinking this.

1602
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,352
This is famous root, not
famous marry.

1603
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,223
- Ah, I don't believe in
coitus out of wedlock, so...

1604
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:47,484
- That's a shame.

1605
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:52,529
(Angie laughs)

1606
01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:54,948
What?

1607
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,613
What is it?
- Nothing.

1608
01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,450
- No, what is it?

1609
01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:58,695
There's something wrong.

1610
01:05:58,705 --> 01:05:59,661
Is it, is it Bull?

1611
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:00,700
- And the rest.

1612
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:02,823
I don't wanna give this town

1613
01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:04,200
anymore reasons to hate me.

1614
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:08,379
- I just, I just held
your hand, you dickhead.

1615
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:09,622
Or does that mean
we're betrothed

1616
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,965
in your archaic views
on courting?

1617
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,379
- Indeed it does.

1618
01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:21,142
- Living in a small
town surrounded

1619
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:22,555
by your dead husband's mates

1620
01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:24,554
is a particular brand of lonely.

1621
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:29,145
When they're sober, they
don't know what to say

1622
01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:31,269
and when they're drunk, well,

1623
01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:33,692
they wanna do more than hold
your hand.

1624
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:36,691
- Ahh, that must make you
miss him all the more.

1625
01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:38,452
- Yeah, it does.

1626
01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:40,329
So much.

1627
01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:45,407
But that doesn't mean I
just give up.

1628
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,410
Anyone who still hates
you is a bloody idiot.

1629
01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,412
I mean, look what you have done.

1630
01:06:49,422 --> 01:06:50,422
It's amazing.

1631
01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:53,425
You're amazing.

1632
01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,715
If I had walked in here tonight

1633
01:06:57,722 --> 01:07:00,305
and found that you were
curing a bunch of lepers,

1634
01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:03,051
I would have just shrugged
and gone, yeah, I figured.

1635
01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,303
- I would never expose
you to that kind of risk.

1636
01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:07,851
Got the whole colony locked in
the shed.

1637
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:10,144
(laughing)

1638
01:07:11,319 --> 01:07:12,435
- Oh no.

1639
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,276
- What?

1640
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,279
- Oh my God.

1641
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:20,283
You've got a black spot.

1642
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:22,198
It's the first symptom.

1643
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,787
- Ooh, that's disappointing.

1644
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:25,156
- Yeah.

1645
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,166
I could,

1646
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,079
I could kiss it off.

1647
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:33,046
- That's an unorthodox
course of treatment.

1648
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,836
Could be worth a try.

1649
01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,386
- Hey guys.

1650
01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:41,176
- Hey, Snaps.

1651
01:07:41,182 --> 01:07:43,515
This is, um, standard leprosy
treatment.

1652
01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:44,349
- Fair enough.

1653
01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:45,217
Sorry, Troy, I just
needed to show you this.

1654
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:46,594
I crushed up some
quandong berries

1655
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:48,766
and mixed it with your wine,
and look,

1656
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:50,480
organic nail polish remover!

1657
01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,475
One coat and it was gone.

1658
01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:54,898
- Does it also make blokes
that lob up uninvited

1659
01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:55,988
disappear?

1660
01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:59,072
- Sorry, I just need to grab
some flagons

1661
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,362
straight out of your fermentor.

1662
01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:02,369
- Go for your life.

1663
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:10,083
(upbeat music)

1664
01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:18,842
♪ I remember when I was a lad ♪

1665
01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:22,259
♪ Kickin' a footy around
my backyard ♪

1666
01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:25,679
♪ Me and the cousins, we
tried to kick a goal ♪

1667
01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:32,890
♪ Oh what a time we had ♪

1668
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,108
- [Team] Cold, cold, cold!

1669
01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,899
♪ I said we played with heart ♪

1670
01:08:37,905 --> 01:08:39,112
(thwacking)

1671
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,152
♪ We played with our
heart and soul ♪

1672
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,401
(cheering)

1673
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,404
♪ It's the best game in
the world for young old ♪

1674
01:08:51,002 --> 01:08:53,995
♪ It's my football team,
football team ♪

1675
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,707
♪ Yeah, my football team ♪

1676
01:08:57,717 --> 01:09:00,710
- Go Roosters! (laughing)

1677
01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:02,419
- Go on.

1678
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:05,548
As we practiced, you wait
for Tou's signal, okay?

1679
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:08,016
You do the thing, Porterhouse
will come up the guts,

1680
01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,726
Goober will drill ya.

1681
01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:11,015
All right, let's go.

1682
01:09:11,022 --> 01:09:14,606
(imitating goats bleating)

1683
01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,769
Good stuff, Porterhouse.

1684
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:23,157
♪ Me and my football team,
football team ♪

1685
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:26,944
♪ Yeah, my football,
football team ♪

1686
01:09:28,456 --> 01:09:30,448
♪ Foul puttin' and a-playin' ♪

1687
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:32,916
♪ Tryin' to put him off
his game ♪

1688
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:38,164
♪ For my football team,
football team ♪

1689
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:42,460
♪ Yeah, my football team ♪

1690
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:45,963
♪ It's the color of
your jumper ♪

1691
01:09:45,973 --> 01:09:48,465
♪ Not the color of your skin ♪

1692
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:53,020
♪ Yeah, it's the color of
your jumper ♪

1693
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:56,766
♪ Not the color of your skin ♪

1694
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,233
- Forwards Plato, German
Measles, and Tolstoy Rucks.

1695
01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,488
Porterhouse?

1696
01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:12,660
- [Team] Well done.

1697
01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:13,667
- Sorry, Troy.

1698
01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:19,834
- [Troy] Harpo, Carpet
Burn, Sayyid, interchange.

1699
01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:23,209
Anpu, Suresh, School
Shoes, and Iraqi Kevin,

1700
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,926
emergency snapper.

1701
01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,386
Good luck.

1702
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:29,223
- Uh, yeah, and you guys,
whoever's takin' the bus

1703
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,512
we're leavin' the pub at 11
o'clock sharp.

1704
01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:32,350
So don't be late.

1705
01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:33,560
- What are you doing?
- What?

1706
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,225
- Why isn't Snapper playing?

1707
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:36,938
- It's the semi-final.

1708
01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:39,232
We have to beat the best
team, he knows that.

1709
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,692
- Does he?

1710
01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:42,482
I think you might have
to explain it to him.

1711
01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,946
Picking Carpet Burn ahead
of Snapper

1712
01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:47,236
goes against everything
you've been trying to do here.

1713
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:47,983
- Oh, come on, Angie.

1714
01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:49,656
We're that close now.

1715
01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:50,662
- Close to what?

1716
01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:53,913
Look.

1717
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,124
Look at all this, this team.

1718
01:10:57,545 --> 01:10:58,661
That's your victory.

1719
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,262
Snapper.

1720
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,593
(crowd cheering)
(horn blowing)

1721
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:23,731
- Boys, boys!

1722
01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:26,981
You can start paintin' the
premiership plank, boys.

1723
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,698
The beers are on me!

1724
01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:31,409
(cheering)

1725
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:32,698
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

1726
01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:34,742
Don't go too hard,

1727
01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:36,991
'cause you got a premiership
to win next week!

1728
01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,788
(cheering)

1729
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:39,626
- Hey, hey!

1730
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:42,417
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey!

1731
01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:44,715
Who is the best player today,
Sayyid?

1732
01:11:44,717 --> 01:11:46,629
Uh, this is a very hard
question.

1733
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,298
It was me, of course!

1734
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,920
(cheering)

1735
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:50,762
- Oi, oi!

1736
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:51,846
Nope, I kicked four goals.

1737
01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:54,466
I think we all know Carpets was
B-O-G!

1738
01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:55,308
Hey!

1739
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,142
Come on.

1740
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:57,261
We're in the Grannie, boys.

1741
01:11:57,355 --> 01:11:58,937
We're in the Grannie, let's
drink to it!

1742
01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:01,023
(cheering)

1743
01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:02,061
Come on, mate, have a beer.

1744
01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:02,899
Come on, we won.
- No, thank you.

1745
01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:03,733
- Come on, have a beer.

1746
01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:06,069
- No, thank you.
- Scull, scull, scull, scull--

1747
01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:08,480
- No!
- Scull, scull.

1748
01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:09,322
(can clanks)

1749
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,325
- Knock it off, Carpets.

1750
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:14,740
- [Warwick] Come on
down to the Bodgy Creek

1751
01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:17,740
Bowling Club Open Day this
Sunday.

1752
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,491
There'll be barefoot bowls
for prospective members

1753
01:12:19,502 --> 01:12:21,835
and we'll be raffling
the biggest meat tray

1754
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,329
in the southern hemisphere.

1755
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,956
And entertainment will
be provided by new local,

1756
01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:28,084
Tou Pou, who will play the
traditional Hmong flute--

1757
01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,335
- Oi, Sayyid!

1758
01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:32,133
Save some energy for the
Final, mate.

1759
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:33,471
- Can you please?

1760
01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:35,390
I must go Ms. Angie office.

1761
01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:37,180
I must get Visa for
brother, Ammad, and mother.

1762
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,473
Not safe.
- Get in, get in.

1763
01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:45,351
(engine revving)

1764
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:50,238
(players chattering
indistinctly)

1765
01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:54,780
- [Sayyid] Hello, you have
called Sayyid.

1766
01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:57,530
Please leave a message and
I will try to call you back.

1767
01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:08,256
- Oh Fran, is Sayyid in?

1768
01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:10,963
- Yeah, he is, love, but uh--

1769
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:13,087
- He didn't come to
training, of all weeks.

1770
01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:15,889
- You haven't heard, love.

1771
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:16,892
- Heard what?

1772
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,806
- Sayyid's brother, Ammad.

1773
01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:23,555
There was a raid in Alleppo.

1774
01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,517
He was shot and killed.

1775
01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:28,018
- Oh no.

1776
01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:29,029
No.

1777
01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:31,740
His mum?

1778
01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:33,742
- She wasn't hurt.

1779
01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:36,409
Angie's been on the
blower all night

1780
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,823
trying to fast-track a visa.

1781
01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:40,742
- Should I go in?

1782
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,582
- They've only just gone to
sleep, love.

1783
01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:47,172
- Thanks.

1784
01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:53,419
♪ I am your true shepherd ♪

1785
01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:57,465
♪ I will lead you there ♪

1786
01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,594
♪ Beside still waters ♪

1787
01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:06,766
♪ Come and meet me in
the middle of the air ♪

1788
01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:12,730
♪ I will meet you in
the middle of the air ♪

1789
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:20,112
♪ I will lay you down in
pastures green and fair ♪

1790
01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:30,164
♪ Every soul shall be restored ♪

1791
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,462
♪ I will meet them in
the middle of the air ♪

1792
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,468
♪ Come and meet me in
the middle of the air ♪

1793
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:49,475
♪ Through the lonesome valley ♪

1794
01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:54,605
♪ My rod and staff you'll bear ♪

1795
01:14:56,826 --> 01:14:59,819
♪ Fear not death's dark shadow ♪

1796
01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,741
♪ I will meet you in
the middle of the air ♪

1797
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:12,123
♪ Come and meet me in
the middle of the air ♪

1798
01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:16,092
- Does your mum know you're
here?

1799
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:18,052
- She's at the theater.

1800
01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:19,671
What's a monologue?

1801
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:20,672
- It's when an actor in a play

1802
01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,265
does a speech on their own.

1803
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,977
- Oh, then I think I need
you to re-explain to me

1804
01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:27,937
what a vagina is.

1805
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:29,181
- Ah.
- What are you making?

1806
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:32,559
- Eh, I'll show you
later, when it's finished.

1807
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,032
You can film me if you want.

1808
01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:40,367
- Really?
- Yeah.

1809
01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:56,667
- Interview 28 with Troy
Carrington.

1810
01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:59,715
Why did you pick Carpet
Burn instead of Snapper?

1811
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,054
- He's a good player.

1812
01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,844
- He's also a dickhead.

1813
01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:05,968
- He apologized for the way
he acted.

1814
01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:07,685
- Krystal said she was sorry,

1815
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:10,852
and flushed my sun hat in
the toilet the next day.

1816
01:16:10,858 --> 01:16:11,858
She's a dickhead.

1817
01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:14,226
- I see your point.

1818
01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,699
- Do you reckon it would
have hurt?

1819
01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:22,283
- What, mate?

1820
01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:23,868
- Sayyid's brother gettin' shot.

1821
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:27,205
- Oh.

1822
01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,415
Yeah, probably.

1823
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,249
At first.

1824
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,619
But sometimes it can happen
so fast that

1825
01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:35,998
you might only feel it for
a second.

1826
01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:39,043
- And then they die?

1827
01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:40,134
- Yeah, mate.

1828
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,089
(gentle piano and string music)

1829
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:47,434
- They reckon my dad
died instantly.

1830
01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:50,224
So he wouldn't have felt
anything, right?

1831
01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:51,231
- I'd say.

1832
01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,768
- [Neil] Did your mum die
instantly?

1833
01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:59,275
- [Troy] She went the
best way, in her sleep.

1834
01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:03,195
I took in her a peppermint
tea and she wouldn't wake up.

1835
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,028
- Do you miss her?

1836
01:17:07,039 --> 01:17:08,496
- You never stop missing them.

1837
01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:14,878
- I don't want my mum to
die instantly,

1838
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,623
or even in slow motion.

1839
01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,669
- [Troy] Neither do I.

1840
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,968
- [Neil] I don't want
you to die second most.

1841
01:17:22,930 --> 01:17:23,930
- [Troy] Thanks.

1842
01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:28,926
- Used to be Nana and
Grandaddy equal second.

1843
01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:29,936
Now they're equal third.

1844
01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:32,637
(laughing)

1845
01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:33,934
Who's your top three?

1846
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:39,065
I don't mind being second
if mum's number one.

1847
01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:42,113
- [Troy] That sounds fair.

1848
01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:44,699
(Angie laughs)

1849
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:13,428
- He was keeping me alive.

1850
01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:16,313
Everyday I miss wife, I
miss daughter.

1851
01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:18,684
I am sad, I am angry.

1852
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,686
Everyday Ammad would tell me,

1853
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:23,734
Sayyid be strong, one day we be
free, yes?

1854
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:27,442
Then when government man come
and say

1855
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:29,820
Sayyid, Ammad, you are not
real refugees.

1856
01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:31,116
Not real?

1857
01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:32,864
How can he say this?

1858
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,036
So I tell this stupid man,

1859
01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,285
Assad government troops kill
my father

1860
01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,708
because they say we are rebels!

1861
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:41,331
If we go home, terrorists will
kill us.

1862
01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:44,335
Chemical weapons will kill
us, bombs will kill us!

1863
01:18:45,512 --> 01:18:48,129
But Ammad, he is quiet.

1864
01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:54,511
Then he say, Sayyid, I
have enough, I go home.

1865
01:18:58,317 --> 01:19:00,354
I was so angry, I say nothing.

1866
01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:03,236
But they take him at night.

1867
01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:08,446
I did not get to say goodbye
to my brother. (sobbing)

1868
01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:11,871
Ahh!

1869
01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,740
I make snot bubble like baby.

1870
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,750
- Get him a tissue.

1871
01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:23,339
- 100% linen?

1872
01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:24,378
Sayyid not animal.

1873
01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:26,627
Gabriel get Sayyid a tissue!

1874
01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:27,637
- Oh.

1875
01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:29,389
- Thank you.

1876
01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:37,937
I still play Grand Final.

1877
01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:38,940
- No, mate.

1878
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:40,900
It's just a game.

1879
01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:44,315
- But you will lose if Sayyid
not play.

1880
01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:45,778
- Probably.

1881
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,364
(Sayyid laughs)

1882
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,072
- I miss my brother.

1883
01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,079
- I know you do.

1884
01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,082
I know you do, mate.

1885
01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:02,079
(Sayyid sobbing)

1886
01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:09,048
- Oh, hello. (clapping)

1887
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:10,795
It's the dickhead who canceled
training

1888
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,048
on Grand Final week.

1889
01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,549
- It's the right thing to do.

1890
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,677
- Yeah, whatever you say,
coach of the year. (laughs)

1891
01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,223
- You're not playing.

1892
01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:19,095
- What?

1893
01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:20,096
Yeah right.

1894
01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:21,473
- Thought I'd let you know
before we put the teams

1895
01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:23,190
in the bakery window.

1896
01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:24,813
- Well, you are joking.

1897
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:25,651
- I'm not.

1898
01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:26,940
- Explain to me why you would
drop

1899
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:30,065
the Best and Fairest winner
of the last two years.

1900
01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:32,237
- Sometimes the fairest
bit gets overlooked.

1901
01:20:34,955 --> 01:20:35,955
- Troy.

1902
01:20:40,377 --> 01:20:41,377
Fuck!

1903
01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,704
- Mate, I need to apologize.

1904
01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:45,671
- What for?

1905
01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:47,290
- You should have played last
weekend.

1906
01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:48,508
- Nah, that's, that's all right.

1907
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,001
- No, it's not.

1908
01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:51,093
You're the one who's backed this

1909
01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:53,258
since I turned up to the
first training session

1910
01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:55,257
with mime footballs.

1911
01:20:55,267 --> 01:20:56,508
- I'm pretty good at mime footy.

1912
01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:58,225
- There's none better.

1913
01:20:58,312 --> 01:21:00,850
(clattering)

1914
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,269
- I was gonna tell you about
this before, with Sayyid.

1915
01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:04,891
I didn't wanna--
- Tell me what?

1916
01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:05,733
- Oh my God.

1917
01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:06,852
Come in, dome in, come in.

1918
01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:08,863
Guys.

1919
01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:12,698
Look, I knew it worked.

1920
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,033
I just, I couldn't work out why

1921
01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:16,278
and then I told Didier about the
alpacas

1922
01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:19,622
spitting in the wine
vats, and then, boing!

1923
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,491
And it's not even just
nail polish remover.

1924
01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:23,038
- Yes, I tweak the formula

1925
01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:24,877
and also made a wallpaper
remover.

1926
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,997
- It works as radiator coolant
too.

1927
01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:29,294
- Insect repellent not work.

1928
01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:32,544
- We're gonna call it Cleano
Noir.

1929
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:34,716
Yes, no, yes?

1930
01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:37,177
- I like it.

1931
01:21:37,184 --> 01:21:38,595
- I set up the online shop.

1932
01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:40,218
The pre-orders are overwhelming.

1933
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,562
- Every cent goes to Sayyid.

1934
01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,432
- Ah!
- And Tou's malaria shots.

1935
01:21:45,442 --> 01:21:47,525
(upbeat guitar music)

1936
01:21:47,528 --> 01:21:50,737
(crowd cheering)

1937
01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,696
- [Warwick] It's the
Rooster's first Grand Final

1938
01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:55,692
since 1994 and the crowds are
pouring into the Cougar cage.

1939
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:58,157
It's going off like a forgotten
hot dog

1940
01:21:58,163 --> 01:21:59,779
in a thermos here today.

1941
01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:01,656
And if the Roosters can
pull off this upset,

1942
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:02,703
well, I'm not a drinking man,

1943
01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:04,200
but I'll be asking Neville

1944
01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:06,043
for a lemon lime and double
bitters.

1945
01:22:20,102 --> 01:22:22,640
- When the guards ask me
to play football on Nauru,

1946
01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:26,268
I tell them that Ammad should
play,

1947
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:29,484
and they say no, he is
small like horse jockey.

1948
01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:36,108
I don't want to leave
him but he say to me,

1949
01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,282
"No, Sayyid, play the game for
me."

1950
01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:44,950
Today, I play the game
for my brother Ammad.

1951
01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,251
- [Team] Armad!

1952
01:22:47,254 --> 01:22:48,370
- Not Armad!

1953
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,712
You speak shit Arabic.

1954
01:22:54,428 --> 01:22:55,384
- Ah, give the man some space.

1955
01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:57,219
Go and get changed.

1956
01:22:57,222 --> 01:22:58,258
Grab a possie.

1957
01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,101
Snapper.

1958
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,389
Where's Didier from?

1959
01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:05,432
- Bujumbura, Burindi.

1960
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,600
- Harpo, what's Tou's phobia?

1961
01:23:10,611 --> 01:23:11,601
- Balloons popping.

1962
01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:14,605
(smacking)
(laughing)

1963
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:18,608
- Didier, what nickname does
Suresh give his genitals?

1964
01:23:18,619 --> 01:23:19,735
- The gentlemen below.

1965
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,283
- True.

1966
01:23:22,289 --> 01:23:24,281
- For a while, I forgot how much

1967
01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:25,452
you blokes look out for each
other,

1968
01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:28,167
and I don't mean out there on
the field.

1969
01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:29,170
Goober.

1970
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:32,664
This bloke, he drove Tou to
Canberra

1971
01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,007
to help sort out his visa
issues.

1972
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,673
(applauding)

1973
01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:40,672
Snapper paid for Did's
chemistry accreditation.

1974
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,007
(applauding)

1975
01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:44,350
And last night under the pump,

1976
01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,686
this bloke, Porterhouse,
organized meals

1977
01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:48,179
for Sayyid's family.

1978
01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:49,476
- [Team] Well done!

1979
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:51,315
(applauding)

1980
01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:52,809
- But you don't go on about it.

1981
01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:56,779
Who knows himself a
braggart, let him fear this,

1982
01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:58,899
for it shall come to
pass that every braggart

1983
01:23:58,909 --> 01:24:00,821
shall be found an ass.

1984
01:24:00,827 --> 01:24:02,284
- All's Well That Ends Well, Act
Four.

1985
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:04,028
- Bang on the money, Harps.

1986
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:07,786
I lost sight of that,

1987
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,044
and I'm so sorry.

1988
01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:14,831
But today we take it to the next
level.

1989
01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:18,084
Today we get to know the
Hudson's Flat blokes inside out.

1990
01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,221
Now I want you to spend the
first quarter

1991
01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:25,217
getting to know everything
you can about your opponent.

1992
01:24:25,227 --> 01:24:26,343
They may wear a different jumper

1993
01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,720
but doesn't mean we have to hate
'em.

1994
01:24:28,730 --> 01:24:30,517
- I know you don't wanna
hear this, but, uh,

1995
01:24:30,524 --> 01:24:33,733
it is the Cougars and I
genuinely do hate them.

1996
01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:35,067
(laughing)

1997
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,231
- Fair point.

1998
01:24:36,238 --> 01:24:38,946
Goober, you've spent all
year getting to know people

1999
01:24:38,949 --> 01:24:39,735
from all around the world.

2000
01:24:39,825 --> 01:24:42,238
These blokes live 23 kilometers
away.

2001
01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:43,405
They breathe the same air.

2002
01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:44,869
They drink the same water.

2003
01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:47,079
They've got the same
dickhead local member.

2004
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:51,618
Microscopically speaking,
we're gonna improve the world

2005
01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:53,085
for maybe 100 minutes.

2006
01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:56,752
Bonus if we put 'em off their
game.

2007
01:24:57,801 --> 01:24:58,917
- Righto.

2008
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:00,964
Ruffy, okay, he's on the paleo
diet.

2009
01:25:00,971 --> 01:25:02,507
Talks about nothing else
apparently.

2010
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,380
- You get Boof talking
about racing pigeons,

2011
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,632
you will not shut him up.

2012
01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,099
- Yeah, he may look neanderthal

2013
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:08,968
but the man keeps an immaculate
aviary.

2014
01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:12,268
- Actually, he's very
sensitive about being adopted,

2015
01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:14,266
so tread lightly.

2016
01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:15,608
- Yeah.
- Good to know.

2017
01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:18,732
Hibbert, very keen to
give musical theater a go.

2018
01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:20,776
- Yeah, light opera in
particular.

2019
01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:21,772
Yeah, okay.

2020
01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:24,116
And Ponko, now either he has
worms

2021
01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:27,237
or he has the hots for the
Hudson flat chemist nurse.

2022
01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:29,239
He was in there three times
yesterday.

2023
01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:31,457
- If it is worms, he
should take Praziquental.

2024
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,460
- Or Albenzadole.

2025
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:36,128
- Bit of meat on a string takes
'em out.

2026
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,123
- That's a bit full on.

2027
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,420
All right, boys, up on your
feet.

2028
01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:43,295
(shouting)

2029
01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:44,887
- Today we invert the paradigm.

2030
01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:46,176
I want you to go out there,

2031
01:25:46,183 --> 01:25:47,674
shake your hands with
your opponent,

2032
01:25:47,684 --> 01:25:50,267
and metaphorically
speaking, never let it go!

2033
01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:52,478
(cheering)

2034
01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,481
Come on!

2035
01:25:58,278 --> 01:25:59,439
- Here you go, princess.

2036
01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,029
- Hang on, we're one
short again.

2037
01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:02,863
- Don't worry about that.

2038
01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:04,653
Keep yourself pumped up.

2039
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,993
Today we do it for Ammad and
School Shoes.

2040
01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,282
(cheering)

2041
01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:16,043
(upbeat music)

2042
01:26:16,046 --> 01:26:18,789
(crowd cheering)

2043
01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,757
- Come on, Roosters!

2044
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,888
- 'Scuse me, boys.

2045
01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,594
(cheering)

2046
01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:42,729
Righto, boys, we got a Grannie
to win!

2047
01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:56,626
(horn blowing)

2048
01:26:56,628 --> 01:26:59,496
(whistle blowing)

2049
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:00,917
- [Warwick] There's the bounce

2050
01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:03,917
and we are under way in the
big one!

2051
01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:10,093
- That's so cool, Weetbix.

2052
01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:11,511
I thought you had to be,
like, a doctor or a nurse

2053
01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:13,225
to join Medicines San Frontiers.

2054
01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,514
- Nah, I'm just
delivering supplies.

2055
01:27:14,521 --> 01:27:17,059
I just need a Level Three
First Aid Certificate.

2056
01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:18,397
- Got your injections yet?

2057
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:21,393
- I hate needles.

2058
01:27:21,403 --> 01:27:24,237
(Weetbix shrieks)
(thudding)

2059
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,276
- Well done, my protoge!

2060
01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:27,694
- Sorry, Weetbix.

2061
01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:31,531
- Oh, that's full on, Boof.

2062
01:27:31,538 --> 01:27:33,655
What was it like when you
finally met him?

2063
01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:34,997
- It was weird, Goob.

2064
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,536
Even though he was me
biological dad,

2065
01:27:36,543 --> 01:27:39,035
there was just no connection
there.

2066
01:27:39,045 --> 01:27:40,411
Showed a complete lack
of interest

2067
01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:42,914
when I showed him me
pigeon coops.

2068
01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,085
Haven't seen him since.

2069
01:27:49,514 --> 01:27:50,846
(crowd booing)

2070
01:27:50,849 --> 01:27:52,431
- Sorry to hear, mate.

2071
01:27:54,603 --> 01:27:57,687
- [Teammate] Porterhouse, go
round, mate!

2072
01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:01,103
(whistle blowing)
(cheering)

2073
01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:04,985
- [Crowd] Well done!

2074
01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:07,275
- [Warwick] Well done indeed
Porterhouse.

2075
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:09,148
Well, that's the end of the
first quarter

2076
01:28:09,159 --> 01:28:12,277
and good news, the Roosters
are up by 13 points.

2077
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,779
- I've been on paleo
for the last six months.

2078
01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:16,531
- Paleo's overrated, Ruffy.

2079
01:28:16,541 --> 01:28:18,578
I haven't eaten meat for
the past seven years.

2080
01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:19,951
Look at the size of me, pal.

2081
01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:32,764
- If you like the chemist
nurse, Ponko, ask her out.

2082
01:28:32,766 --> 01:28:34,974
- What if she has a boyfriend?

2083
01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:37,093
- Well, she won't be your
boyfriend

2084
01:28:37,103 --> 01:28:39,470
if you always buy medicine you
don't need.

2085
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,313
She probably think you dying.

2086
01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:43,603
Or worse, have penis disease.

2087
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,154
- Poplarville's got a light
opera company.

2088
01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,865
They did an amazing production
of lolanthe last year.

2089
01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:53,609
You know what, I'll get
the musical director

2090
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:54,952
to give you a call.

2091
01:28:54,955 --> 01:28:56,742
- Oh, that'd be awesome, Troy.

2092
01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:58,330
- All right, I'll let him know.

2093
01:29:02,128 --> 01:29:05,462
(whistle blowing)
(cheering)

2094
01:29:05,465 --> 01:29:07,331
- Lookin' good, boys!

2095
01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:08,628
- Oh, oh, ooohh!

2096
01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:14,760
(horn blowing)

2097
01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:16,098
- So, as I was saying,

2098
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,889
we were effectively
trapped between the rebels

2099
01:29:18,895 --> 01:29:20,181
and the government forces

2100
01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:23,522
while the artillery was pounding
our home from both sides.

2101
01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:25,767
It is a miracle that we
survived.

2102
01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:28,360
But of course, thousands weren't
so lucky.

2103
01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:29,979
Have a great halftime
break, guys!

2104
01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:33,069
(upbeat music)

2105
01:29:33,076 --> 01:29:35,819
- [Warwick] Well butter
my crumpets on both sides,

2106
01:29:35,829 --> 01:29:37,536
the Roosters are up by 21 points

2107
01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,371
going into the third quarter,

2108
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,787
which has just got under way.

2109
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:46,537
- Tell your ex that you
forgive her.

2110
01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:49,040
It might give you closure.

2111
01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,508
- You're bloody right, Ruffy.

2112
01:29:53,513 --> 01:29:56,551
- [Player] Get a hold of 'em,
get 'em!

2113
01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:59,722
(whistle blowing)
(cheering)

2114
01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:01,390
- I'd never thought of it like
that.

2115
01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:02,432
- Just have a beer with him.

2116
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,556
Not as father and son, but
as mates.

2117
01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:08,105
- Yeah, thanks, Goober.
- No worries, mate.

2118
01:30:10,530 --> 01:30:13,523
(cheering)
(whistle blowing)

2119
01:30:17,203 --> 01:30:20,537
(cheering)
(whistle blowing)

2120
01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:22,406
- [Warwick] Well that's 3/4 time

2121
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,955
and the Roosters might just be
in front,

2122
01:30:24,961 --> 01:30:27,123
but the Cougars have all the
momentum.

2123
01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:28,541
- [Player] Yeah, we're still
in this, we're still in this.

2124
01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:30,585
- In nice and close,
in nice and close.

2125
01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,925
All right, it
worked for us early on

2126
01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:33,759
but they're onto us now,

2127
01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:35,594
so we need to ease up
on the friendly chatter.

2128
01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:37,554
- Oh, Troy, I am this
close to gettin' Boof

2129
01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:40,258
to call his biological dad
and give it another crack.

2130
01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:41,600
- Oh, Weetbix is gonna
write me a reference

2131
01:30:41,603 --> 01:30:43,845
to Medicine Sans Frontier,
which would be amazing.

2132
01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:46,689
(players talking simultaneously)

2133
01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:47,556
- Oi!

2134
01:30:47,567 --> 01:30:48,478
Oi, oi, oi!

2135
01:30:48,485 --> 01:30:50,101
Put a bloody sock in it!

2136
01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:52,444
Look at yourselves.

2137
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:55,440
Go on, have a bloody
good look at yourselves.

2138
01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:58,864
This bloke here has made
you lot into a team.

2139
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:00,786
I'm buggered if I know how.

2140
01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:03,873
But we are so close to nailing
another premiership plank

2141
01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:07,289
on that gum tree, I
can smell the eucalypt.

2142
01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:10,083
Go on, smell it! (inhaling)

2143
01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:12,047
Go on, smell it!

2144
01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:13,712
Smell it!

2145
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:15,710
Now pull your heads in
and listen to your coach.

2146
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,211
- Yeah.
- Come on, boys.

2147
01:31:18,181 --> 01:31:19,467
- You heard the club custodian.

2148
01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:22,638
All we gotta do to earn
a flag is--

2149
01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:25,011
- [Team] Keep doing it
until we are not shit!

2150
01:31:25,897 --> 01:31:29,231
(energetic rock music)

2151
01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:32,068
(whistle blowing)

2152
01:31:38,952 --> 01:31:42,491
(cheering)
(whistle blowing)

2153
01:31:47,210 --> 01:31:48,326
(whistle blowing)

2154
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,336
- All clear.

2155
01:31:52,549 --> 01:31:54,336
- All right, Porterhouse,
you're up.

2156
01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,005
Get in there, boy, get in there!

2157
01:32:00,015 --> 01:32:02,849
(whistle blowing)

2158
01:32:06,855 --> 01:32:08,221
(cheering)
(whistle blowing)

2159
01:32:08,231 --> 01:32:10,223
(laughing)

2160
01:32:10,233 --> 01:32:11,565
- [Warwick] Another goal to
Sayyid

2161
01:32:11,568 --> 01:32:13,810
and the Roosters are now just a
kick away

2162
01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:15,356
from an historic victory.

2163
01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:18,276
I tell ya what, this is the
best individual performance

2164
01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:20,070
I've seen since one-armed Glenn
Farrell

2165
01:32:20,076 --> 01:32:22,693
won the Wood chop at the Bodgy
Creek Show,

2166
01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:25,697
came streaming down the
middle like the '93 floods.

2167
01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:27,865
Lovely shepherd there from
Snapper.

2168
01:32:27,876 --> 01:32:29,117
- Come on, mate!

2169
01:32:29,127 --> 01:32:31,244
- [Warwick] And, oh, he's
fended that fella off

2170
01:32:31,254 --> 01:32:32,836
like he was made of balsam wood.

2171
01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:34,956
Oh, copy book 1-2 combo with
Didier.

2172
01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:36,707
He's running into the
open goal as the seconds

2173
01:32:36,718 --> 01:32:38,960
tick down in the game,
and it hit the post.

2174
01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:40,719
Bugger.

2175
01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:41,963
That's disappointing.

2176
01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:43,214
Ah well, with less than a
minute to go

2177
01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:45,591
I reckon the Roosters have
time for one more play,

2178
01:32:45,602 --> 01:32:46,888
but that's it.

2179
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:50,104
- It's not in our stars
to hold our destiny.

2180
01:32:50,106 --> 01:32:51,563
It's in ourselves!

2181
01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:54,400
(energetic music)

2182
01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:55,563
- Here, mate.

2183
01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:02,567
(imitating goats bleating)
(thudding)

2184
01:33:10,126 --> 01:33:11,583
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!

2185
01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:12,586
Oh, oh!

2186
01:33:13,755 --> 01:33:16,748
Mime handball, go!

2187
01:33:21,888 --> 01:33:24,756
(crowd groaning)

2188
01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:25,766
- Play on!

2189
01:33:26,893 --> 01:33:28,930
(thudding)
(whistle blowing)

2190
01:33:28,937 --> 01:33:30,178
Holding the ball.

2191
01:33:30,188 --> 01:33:32,100
(crowd shouting)

2192
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:35,191
- [Warwick] What a terrific
tackle from Snapper.

2193
01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:37,606
He's got a shot for
goal here and...

2194
01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:38,898
(horn blowing)

2195
01:33:38,905 --> 01:33:41,022
Oh dear, siren's gone.

2196
01:33:41,032 --> 01:33:44,116
Well, if Snapper kicks
this one, the Roosters win.

2197
01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:45,610
- You got this, Snaps.

2198
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,407
- Goobs, Goobs, no, I can't do
this!

2199
01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:50,034
Troy, I can't kick it that far.

2200
01:33:51,626 --> 01:33:53,913
- Do you reckon you'd kick
a mime footy that far?

2201
01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:56,461
- Yeah, easy.

2202
01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,751
- That wasn't a mime bloke you
tackled.

2203
01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,374
You'll be all right.

2204
01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:03,631
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.

2205
01:34:05,265 --> 01:34:07,973
All right, boys, it's time
to go old school refugee.

2206
01:34:08,893 --> 01:34:11,931
(teammates shouting)

2207
01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:16,141
(Snapper exhales forcefully)

2208
01:34:17,152 --> 01:34:19,815
(heart beating)

2209
01:34:21,906 --> 01:34:25,070
- Come on, Snaps.

2210
01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:33,165
(thwacking)

2211
01:34:38,965 --> 01:34:39,965
- Moses!

2212
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:49,132
(gentle singing in foreign
language)

2213
01:35:15,376 --> 01:35:16,992
(cheering)
(whistle blowing)

2214
01:35:17,003 --> 01:35:19,711
- [Warwick] The Roosters have
premiered!

2215
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,502
(energetic music)

2216
01:35:40,902 --> 01:35:43,144
(thudding)

2217
01:35:45,865 --> 01:35:48,152
- Smell the bloody eucalpyt!

2218
01:35:49,911 --> 01:35:52,153
- Is my leprosy playing up?

2219
01:35:52,163 --> 01:35:54,450
- Like you wouldn't believe.

2220
01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:56,782
- Hey, time and a place, you
two.

2221
01:35:56,793 --> 01:35:59,080
We've got a song to sing!

2222
01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:01,295
(cheering)

2223
01:36:01,297 --> 01:36:04,586
♪ Oh, we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

2224
01:36:04,592 --> 01:36:07,585
(singing in foreign language)

2225
01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:16,764
♪ Oh, we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

2226
01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:19,764
♪ We're never beat until
the final cock has crowed ♪

2227
01:36:19,774 --> 01:36:20,764
♪ Cockadoo ♪

2228
01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:23,609
♪ Like the Roosters of old,
we're fat and we're bald ♪

2229
01:36:23,611 --> 01:36:26,399
♪ For we're from Bodgy,
maroon, blue, and white ♪

2230
01:36:26,406 --> 01:36:29,774
♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

2231
01:36:29,784 --> 01:36:32,401
(cheering)

2232
01:36:32,412 --> 01:36:35,405
(energetic music)
(singing in foreign language)

2233
01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:39,620
- So after being an
absolutely bullshit team

2234
01:36:39,627 --> 01:36:42,085
for my whole life, the
Roosters have suddenly

2235
01:36:42,088 --> 01:36:44,330
come good and won the
premiership.

2236
01:36:44,340 --> 01:36:45,797
And that's not all!

2237
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:48,793
Sayyid became the first
person to win a permanent visa

2238
01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:52,217
and the League Best and
Fairest in the same season.

2239
01:36:52,223 --> 01:36:54,806
Some TV producer heard about
Porterhouse

2240
01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:57,347
and his legendary sweet
and sour Chicken Kiev

2241
01:36:57,353 --> 01:36:59,595
and he ended up on the telly.

2242
01:36:59,605 --> 01:37:02,188
Snapper and Didier's Cleano Noir
start up

2243
01:37:02,275 --> 01:37:04,562
has really started to
kick goals.

2244
01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:07,607
Once Tou finally stopped
using the pole as a spear,

2245
01:37:07,613 --> 01:37:09,821
he became the best totem
tennis player

2246
01:37:09,824 --> 01:37:12,157
to ever come out of Bodgy Creek.

2247
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,867
Suresh's new club room design

2248
01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:15,862
won him international
recognition.

2249
01:37:15,872 --> 01:37:18,615
He's currently working on a
Taj Mahal-inspired rebuild

2250
01:37:18,624 --> 01:37:21,082
of the Bodgy Creek Bowls Club.

2251
01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:23,247
Harpo moved on from his
broken heart

2252
01:37:23,254 --> 01:37:26,668
and went on to win the
Archibald Packer's Prize.

2253
01:37:26,758 --> 01:37:30,092
Grandad really started to
embrace the changes around town.

2254
01:37:30,094 --> 01:37:33,337
Sayyid has started to teach
him how to swear in Arabic.

2255
01:37:33,348 --> 01:37:35,260
So how did my documentary end
up?

2256
01:37:36,142 --> 01:37:37,474
Boo-yah!

2257
01:37:37,477 --> 01:37:38,718
Thanks for asking.

2258
01:37:38,728 --> 01:37:41,641
So how did Troy Carrington
go from being a Town Killer

2259
01:37:41,647 --> 01:37:44,560
with no mates to a
Premiership Coach?

2260
01:37:44,567 --> 01:37:45,978
Troy, how did you turn
that rabble

2261
01:37:45,985 --> 01:37:48,022
into a not shithouse team?

2262
01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:49,861
- Sorry, mate, do I know you?

2263
01:37:49,864 --> 01:37:52,197
- This is gonna go at the
end of the documentary.

2264
01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:53,407
- And you are?

2265
01:37:53,409 --> 01:37:54,240
- Neil!

2266
01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:55,613
- Not ringing any bells.

2267
01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:57,156
- You're wrecking it.

2268
01:37:57,163 --> 01:37:58,163
- Sorry, mate.

2269
01:37:59,415 --> 01:38:01,031
- You're the worst, Troy,
and you always will be.

2270
01:38:01,042 --> 01:38:02,374
- Ah no, Nobby.

2271
01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:03,288
Nobhead!

2272
01:38:03,294 --> 01:38:06,287
(energetic music)
(singing in foreign language)