Bicycle Superhero Quest - Characters' Stats and Profiles s4

JOHN SMITH
Main character. A Year 11 gweilo student living in Cabramatta, New South Wales, Sydney. Goes to Shanksville High School, around 7km away to the east.

Desperately wants to be a superhero to find meaning in life.

Blue eyes, black hair.

STATS, NORMAL

Sinew (35), Sleight (35), Smarts (35), Sass (45)

STATS, ON BICYCLE

Sinew (50), Sleight (55), Smarts (35), Sass (40)

ANNA NGUYEN
John's childhood friend. Year 11. Lives in Cabramatta, goes to Shanksville.

Normal, ordinary responsible young woman that lives next door. Plain, polite and obedient.

Brown eyes, black hair, standard Vietnamese fare. Normal height.

Sinew (30), Sleight (30), Smarts (30), Sass (50)

HANAA WU
Lives in Sandy Town. Year 11, goes to Shanksville, one suburb away.

Hardworking, charismatic young woman, Beautiful, sophisticated and upright. Smells of gunpowder.

Brown eyes, black hair, Chinese. Tall and long legs. Athletic. Terse in talking.

Sinew (40), Sleight (35), Smarts (45), Sass (45)

NASIRA ALFASI
Lives in Shanksville. Year 11.

Lazy Lebo wench, as in the secular Muslim-only-in-identity kind of Lebol; no burqa, wears nail polish, listens to loud music, you get the picture.

Brown eyes, black hair, Egyptian. Light brown skin. Curvy.

Sinew (40), Sleight (30), Smarts (30), Sass (50)

WAHIDA NEJEM

Shanksville.

Another Lebo, although the label doesn't do her justice with its pejorative connotations.

Actually is a practicing Muslima. Wears a headscarf, obedient, quiet, polite, looks down whenever someone passes by. Demure and an ingenue. Knows nothing about sex.

Brown eyes, black hair, Lebanese, light brown skin. Petite. You want to protect her.

Sinew (25), Sleight (30), Smarts (25), Sass (60)

ALI NEJEM

Wahida's father. Fiercely protective of Wahida. Owns a kebab shob.

Sinew (50), Sleight (40), Smarts (40), Sass (40)

GARY M.F. OAK

Rich, elegant and arrogant, he's the local neighbourhood rich guy. He is also a bastard. Maybe literally, maybe figuratively, but he acts like a figurative barstard for sure.

Sinew (35), Sleight (50), Smarts (50), Sass (50)

ALICE LU

A very silent, dangerous-looking girl, she is always placing her face behind her hands like Gendo Ikari from Evangelion. She's up to something. And she's a good writer as well. Wears glasses. Just nerd to poeple who don't suspect anything.

Sinew (35), Sleight (50), Smarts (60), Sass (40)

ALI the Elegant.

A Lebo from an affluent family, he's a level above all the other Lebos. You can tolerate him for a Lebo.

Sinew (35), Sleight (45), Smarts (50), Sass (45)

ALI the Crazy.

He's the stinky runt no-one wants to associate with that eats glue. Not even the other lebos. He finds guts and death "cool"!

Sinew (35), Sleight (40), Smarts (25), Sass (25)

ALI the Gangbanger.

A lebo with a taste for gold, cash and ass (at least that's what he says, he seems too idiotic to get any of those.)

Sinew (40), Sleight (35), Smarts (20), Sass (25)

ALI the Fervent.

Classic teenage religiously devout young man. Silent. Scary. Probably finds your presence ABSOLUTELY HARAM.

Sinew (35), Sleight (35), Smarts (45), Sass (30)

ALI the Weeaboo.

Weaboo leb living in Australia. Worst combination ever. Weak, scrawny and easily influenced.

Sinew (30), Sleight (30), Smarts (35), Sass (25)

ALI the Ally of Justice.

Sinew (35), Sleight (35), Smarts (35), Sass (50)

A sensitive, sane and smart Ali who cries whenever he reads the news. He aspires to be an ally of justice, just like you want to be a superhero.

Generic ALI

Sinew (40), Sleight (40), Smarts (30), Sass (35)

Just your common ALI. Strong but stupid and dull.