Yesterday

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<i>♪ The sun's in the sky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiss winter goodbye ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And sing this summer song ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I was born here, I guess I'll stay ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Why would I ever go away? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Life is a lifelong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Summer's day... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long ♪</i>

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Yay.

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- Thanks.
- Bravo. Bravo.

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Encore!

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"The Summer Song."

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He just played "The Summer Song."

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Well, play it again then.

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Or just any song with
"Summer" in the title. Doesn't matter.

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Uh, cheers, guys. I'm gonna take a bit
of a break now and then come back.

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I can't believe I missed it.

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- Jack?
- Sir.

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How are you... enjoying the job?

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Yeah, not bad. Good, thanks.

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I've noticed the customers like you.

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Okay, great.
Yeah, well, I try to be friendly.

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Unlike me.
I'm increasingly finding I don't like you.

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Right.

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The beard gets on my nerves.
What's wrong with shaving?

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Yeah, no, I suppose I...

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And I don't like
the way you're always late,

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I don't like the way you dress.

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And worse, I get the feeling

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you think working here is beneath you.

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Oh...

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But the customers like you.

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So...

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if you wanna go full-time, you can.

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Right.

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Okay. Well, yeah, great.
Uh, let me think about that.

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Or, here's the alternative, son.

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Two weeks, you're out on your ear. Yeah.
I'll give the job to dozy Karen.

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Okay, great. Well, classic. Um...

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Yeah, I'll get right back to you.

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Good. There's someone to see you.

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Make it quick. We've got stuff to sell.

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Do you want the good news or the bad news?

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I'm gonna have to say good news,

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'cause I don't think I could take
any more bad news.

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Well, the good news is
you're booked for Latitude Festival.

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No!

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Yes! Yes. It's not the biggest...

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It's the Suffolk Tent.

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I don't care what tent, it's Latitude!
It's a proper festival!

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You are the best manager
in the world!

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Latitude!

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<i>♪ This road that I'm walking, well ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It started young ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I found a guitar and then it all begun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I found all the things I wanted to be ♪</i>

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Classic.

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<i>♪ So come take my hand ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And rock this road with me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Rock this road ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Rock this road till I'm at the top ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Rock this road, we'll do it right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm gonna rock this road tonight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gotta follow this winding road ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I gotta follow wherever it goes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I guess I'll always carry this load ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's my fate ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I rock this road ♪</i>

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Uh, accept my gratitude, Latitude.

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Uh, it's been a blast.

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I thought "Dinosaur"
was particularly strong.

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Well, yeah, I got most of the words right.

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"Hear me roar, I'm a dinosaur."

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Rocky, what're you doing here?

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- Rocky! Oh.
- Yes!

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I'm a road manager, innit?

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Oh.
So everyone who said that you were

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a lazy, useless, drug-taking drunk
who'd never get a job were wrong.

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Yes, they were actually.
I'm in profitable employment.

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A valued cog in a well-oiled rock machine.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Good set, though, mate.

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Did you hear it? I didn't see you.

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If I'm totally honest, I only popped by
for a quick bong behind the tent.

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- Oh.
- But it was a lovely surprise to hear you.

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I didn't hear much of it, to be honest,
'cause of the bong and stuff,

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but yeah.

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Still making sweet love
to young Ellie, I see.

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- No.
- No.

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No, never. Not once.

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That's a shame.

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She's my manager.

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Hey, do you wanna come backstage
for our gig?

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- Oh, please.
- Yeah? Let's do it then.

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- Let's rock this road.
- All right.

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So how long have you been back in Suffolk?

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Oof. Well, I'm trying to live
outside the traditional concept of time.

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So, could be weeks, could be months,
could be a year and a half, no idea.

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Oh, here we are.

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Thank you so much.

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So what exactly do you do?

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Make sure everything runs like clockwork,
service the equipment.

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Right.

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Make sandwiches, make teas.

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Uh... Oh, Christ.

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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Michael.

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You're fired.

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Fair do's.

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Fired.

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Give Ellie one from me, yeah?

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- No, really, we don't...
- Catch you later.

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- Oh, great day.
- Yeah, great day.

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Though, Elle, we should stop now.
I can't do this anymore.

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Don't be stupid.
You're gonna need a bigger tent.

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"You're gonna need a bigger tent."

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No, okay, stop. You gotta stop pretending

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that we're in a thrilling story
with a big, exciting end.

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We're in a little story and it ends now.

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I think I hear something special
in my songs,

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you think you hear something special,
and I love you for it,

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but no one else does, no one ever has.

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Uh, Nick loves "The Summer Song."

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Nick is famously a world-class moron.

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If it hasn't happened by now,
it's not going to. It'll take a miracle.

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Miracles happen.

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I mean it.
This is a serious moment for me.

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This is just absolutely not happening.

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Look, I can't be the star
that we thought I could be

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at 14 on that day in the school hall

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when I sang
a pretty cool cover of "Wonderwall"

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and you were there backstage.

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I'm not hearing a word.

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Okay, but look... This was my last gig.

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And I'm so happy you were there.

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This is the end of our long
and winding road.

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Come on!

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- The world is full of miracles.
- Like what?

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Benedict Cumberbatch
becoming a sex symbol.

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- Oh...
- You'll change your mind.

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I won't.
This is the start of a better life.

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And I'm feeling perky about it.

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Mm.

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Night-night, rock star.

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Yeah, night-night.

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Are you all right, mate?

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Just a few minutes, okay?

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Can I just say one thing?

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Just to...

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warn you.

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I've spoken with the doctor
and you will walk again...

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...but you have lost your beard
and, um, two big teeth.

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And even though it should be sad,
it's actually very funny, unfortunately.

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So despite all the pain and inconvenience,
you're not even gonna get any sympathy.

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People will just laugh at you.

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Ow.

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What happened?

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No one knows.

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It was all over the world.
Electricity flicked off for 12 seconds.

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You were just unlucky that
at that exact moment a big bus hit you.

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You know the weird thing they thought was
gonna happen at midnight when we hit 2000?

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Oh, yeah. Y2K.

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It sort of happened. It was very big news,
which, um, you missed entirely

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- because of the bus. Mm-hmm.
- Ah.

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Right.
I've gotta get back to school.

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- Elle?
- Yeah?

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Thanks for taking such good care of me.

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You're welcome. I'll come back later.

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Will you still need me,
will you still feed me when I'm 64?

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I don't know.
I'll think about it.

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Why 64?

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What do you mean?

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It's just... Oh, forget it.

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What do you mean, "Why 64?"

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I think the accident
was a message from God.

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Yeah, he was very angry.

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Ellie, you think me getting hit by a bus

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was God's way of telling me
not to go back to teaching.

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Exactly. Incredible.
It's amazing. God loves your stuff.

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Look, if God had been
remotely interested in my stuff,

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he would've once, right, just once,

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had someone write me a fan letter
who wasn't my mum.

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Or me.

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Yeah.

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I didn't ask to be The Beatles,
you know,

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I just wanted once
to have a standing ovation

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not given by people
who were already standing at the bar.

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Be the what?

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah.

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Carol, come and look!

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I know Ellie said it was funny,

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but no one mentioned
visual humor of this quality.

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Jack! Oh, my God! Your teeth.

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- Cheese!
- Oh, wow.

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- Presents, presents, presents.
- Yes.

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It's true, we have bought you presents.

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- Exciting.
- Well, they have, obviously.

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- Huge work week.
- Yeah, yeah.

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What do we have here?

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Okay, okay, okay.

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- Uh, boom! Hey!
- Oh, wow!

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- Because you lost your teeth.
- Yeah, I know.

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That's why that's funny. Okay.

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- Number two...
- Where did you get that?

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'Cause you got hit by a bus.

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Yeah, I remember.

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- Do you? Hilarious.
- Yes.

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All right.

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- One more.
- One more, yes.

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I don't know
what this one could possibly be.

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- Oh, neither do I.
- No idea.

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I mean, I'm thinking
some sort of snow shovel.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Or a... tiny little giraffe with no legs.

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Open it, open it, open it.

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- Oh.
- Okay.

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Wow.

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'Cause yours got run over by a bus.

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- Well, play something then.
- Yes, play something.

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- Play "The Summer Song."
- Let me get rid of this.

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Hey!

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What's tickin' and tockin' and rockin'?

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- Oh!
- What is he doing here?

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Yeah, he got sacked. He's staying with us,
sleeping on the sofa.

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- That is a disaster...
- Yep.

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- ...that could last forever...
- That's right.

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- ...and ruin your entire life.
- Absolutely.

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Hey, really glad you're not dead, man.

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He's got a new guitar.

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- He's gonna play a song.
- Ow.

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Epic.

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A great guitar requires a great song.

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<i>♪ Yesterday ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All my troubles seemed so far away ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now it seems as though
They're here to stay ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪</i>

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Go on.

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<i>♪ Suddenly ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm not half the man I used to be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's a shadow hanging over me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Why she had to go I don't know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She wouldn't say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I said something wrong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now I long for yesterday ♪</i>

247
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,071
Oh, my... What...

248
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,560
What the hell was that?

249
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,320
"Yesterday."

250
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,950
That was one of the most
beautiful songs I've ever heard.

251
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,953
Yeah. It's a bit soppy, but it's sweet.

252
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,953
When did you write that?

253
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,879
I didn't write it.
Paul McCartney wrote it, The Beatles.

254
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,440
Who?

255
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920
The Beatles.

256
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400
The what?

257
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,456
John, Paul, George, and Ringo,
The Beatles.

258
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,234
Which beetle is this?
The insect beetles or the car Beetles?

259
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,789
The pop group Beatles...
Nick, help me out here.

260
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,559
Right, yes. Um...

261
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,313
There's this problem with musicians.

262
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,871
They presume everyone else has this
encyclopedic knowledge of obscure pop,

263
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,032
make you feel stupid when you haven't
heard of bands, you know, like...

264
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:42,038
Neutral Milk Hotel, or The Monophonics,
or in this case, The Beatles.

265
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,240
Wow, this is the most complicated joke
I've ever heard.

266
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,716
Nice song, though.

267
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,957
- It's not a nice song.
- No, it is, mate.

268
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,716
Don't do yourself down just 'cause
you look like a cartoon character.

269
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,440
- It's a very nice song.
- It's not a very nice song, Nick,

270
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,016
it's one of the greatest songs
ever written.

271
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,555
Well, it's not Coldplay,
it's not "Fix You."

272
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,716
It's not bloody "Fix You," Carol,
it's a great, great work of art.

273
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,671
Wow, somebody suddenly got very cocky.

274
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,551
That song was exquisite.
How come I've never heard it before?

275
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,656
Okay, I don't know what you guys
are playing at,

276
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,912
but this is so weird and quite unfair.

277
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,239
In light of me having lost two teeth,
looking like a sort of reverse rabbit,

278
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,039
I'm on pretty heavy medication.

279
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,634
Just let me out.

280
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,396
All right.

281
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,256
I thought you liked the medication.

282
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,634
Yeah, I do love the medication.

283
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,160
I really don't know
what you're cross about.

284
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,954
Jack.

285
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,200
Oh, Christ.

286
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,070
No way. No way.

287
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,634
Okay. All right.

288
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,789
Mm.

289
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,351
Okay.

290
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,991
Oh, you are having me on.

291
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,910
B, B, B...

292
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,909
Bowie, Beck, Beach Boys...

293
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,632
No, stop it.

294
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,551
Oh, fuck off! No!

295
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,594
Let's try...

296
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,832
Good. Still rolling.

297
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,196
Oh, thank God. God bless you, Donald.

298
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,516
No. Okay, let's just...

299
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:56,990
Well, that figures.

300
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,040
Elle!

301
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,196
Jack.

302
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,356
What...

303
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,750
Do you genuinely not know
who The Beatles are?

304
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,910
Genuinely.

305
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,434
Okay. Then I'm in a really, really,
really complicated situation.

306
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
See you soon.

307
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,830
Nice pajamas.

308
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,993
Jack!

309
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,840
Christ. I don't even know if I can
remember the words to the songs. Okay.

310
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,276
"Eleanor Rigby...

311
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,837
"Eleanor Rigby lives in a church in a room
where the wedding..." No.

312
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:10,672
"Eleanor Rigby darning her socks in the...
In a room where..." No, does she...

313
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,120
Does she have...

314
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,830
Does she have socks?

315
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,756
<i>Am I gonna do this?</i>

316
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,720
<i>Can I do this?</i>

317
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,916
- Yeah.
- Four and one.

318
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,310
Four and one. Beautiful.
That's music to my ears.

319
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,153
Right, now what is our common factor...

320
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,736
Miss,
there's someone at the window.

321
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,496
- Sorry?
- The window. The window.

322
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,159
Um...

323
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,392
Yes, right.
Can you all just give me just one second?

324
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,678
If there's any more factors of, um, 18,
I want to hear 'em.

325
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,040
- Yes?
- I may do one more gig.

326
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,311
I think I may have got some,
like, new songs.

327
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,176
Is that your boyfriend, miss?

328
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,073
No! Enough! He's not my boyfriend!

329
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,416
- What's his name?
- Enough.

330
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,256
<i>♪ Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fool again ♪</i>

331
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,078
<i>♪ Teacher gets annoyed ♪</i>
Yes, another one!

332
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,913
Your boyfriend's left you, miss.

333
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,795
Awkward!

334
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,195
You're right, that was very awkward,
but let's keep going.

335
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,840
<i>♪ He's a real nowhere man ♪</i>

336
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,277
<i>♪ Sitting in his nowhere land ♪</i>

337
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,272
What did he do there, though?

338
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,997
<i>♪ Woke up, fell out of bed ♪</i>

339
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,680
<i>♪ Dragged a... na-na across my head ♪</i>

340
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,915
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yep.

341
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,315
Oh. Sure those Post-it notes
aren't gonna mark the wallpaper?

342
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,136
Eh, that's not exactly my top priority
at the moment.

343
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,880
Well, your top priority should be
getting yourself some new teeth.

344
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,960
Oh.

345
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,470
I brought you a Pepsi.

346
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,676
Have we not got any Coke?

347
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,355
What?

348
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,440
Coca-Cola?

349
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,112
I don't know what you're saying.
Come downstairs if you're hungry.

350
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,200
Gotcha.

351
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,576
Do you reckon you could, like,
make 'em look,

352
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,159
you know, better than before?

353
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,471
It's just I'm hoping to relaunch
my music thing and...

354
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,358
I'm a dentist, Jack, not a magician.

355
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,596
Let's try the red.

356
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,359
Your dad was my first ever patient.

357
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,191
I only survived
because of people like him. That's right.

358
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,793
I only coped... Clamp.

359
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,513
...with a little help from my friends.

360
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,314
Eh.

361
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,672
So, um...

362
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,760
I thought we'd agreed.

363
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,696
Yeah, well, we had, Dad,
but I've got a bunch of new songs

364
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,416
and I thought people might like
to hear 'em.

365
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,511
Huh. Well, uh...

366
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,793
why don't you play one for us?

367
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,599
Okay. You sure?

368
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,000
Yeah, of course.

369
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,471
Me and your dad love hearing your things.
Don't we, darling?

370
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,395
- We do.
- Okay. Okay, good.

371
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,433
Okay. Ooh.

372
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,597
Okay. Right, this is called...

373
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160
"Let It Be."

374
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,990
<i>♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪</i>

375
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,874
<i>♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪</i>

376
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,456
♪ Speaking... ♪

377
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,631
Oh. Oh. Sorry, love. I'll get it.

378
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,678
Good start, though. Very pretty.

379
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,239
- Terry, come in, love.
- Oh, hello, Sheila. Nice to see you.

380
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,720
Oh. It's Terry!

381
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,395
- Oh, Terry. Hey.
- Hello. Hey.

382
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,631
Jack's just playing us a new song.

383
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,976
Oh, really? I thought he'd given up.

384
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,471
Yeah, no. Well, he's got some new songs.
What's this one called?

385
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,994
- "Leave It Be."
- "Let It Be."

386
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,515
Oh, excellent. Well, rock on, Jack.

387
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,640
Well, it's not very rocky, but...

388
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,913
<i>♪ When I find myself
In times of trouble... ♪</i>

389
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,798
- Would you like a drink, Terry?
- Dad.

390
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,314
Well, I'd already heard that bit.

391
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,835
Sorry, Jack. Your dad's a rude man.

392
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,197
- Yeah, I'll get a beer, please, Jed.
- Excellent. Right.

393
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,429
Carry on, Jacko. I'll be back.

394
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,816
- Can I get it in a glass?
- Glass it is.

395
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,296
Is everyone else settled?

396
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,913
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- Yes.

397
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,992
Hurry it up, darling,
you're losing the crowd.

398
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,080
Okay.

399
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,430
<i>♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪</i>

400
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,035
<i>♪ Mother Mary comes to me... ♪</i>

401
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:04,636
Oh, sorry. Sorry, Jack, that's me.
Sorry, my fault.

402
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,076
- Oh, it's Marge.
- Oh.

403
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,719
Hello, love.
I'm just at Jed and Sheila's house,

404
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,315
listening to Jack's new song "Let Him Be."

405
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,880
- "Let It Be."
- "Let It Be."

406
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,395
No, well, apparently
he's started up again.

407
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,790
Yeah.

408
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,640
Uh, yeah, I know.

409
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,836
I know.

410
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,549
I know.

411
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,390
Yeah, I know.

412
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,918
- I know.
- What do you know?

413
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,595
Listen, I'll call you back
when it's over, all right?

414
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,671
Oh, all right then. Yeah, okay.
See you in a minute.

415
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,516
Right. Carry on broadcasting, young man.

416
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,736
Maybe start after the first bit.
I've heard it three times now.

417
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,360
- If it's okay, I'm gonna go from the top.
- Please yourself, son.

418
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,776
Then maybe we can have "Summer Song."

419
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,039
Christ, this is "Let It Be"!

420
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:57,557
You're the first people on Earth
to hear this song.

421
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,996
This is like watching
da Vinci paint the <i>Mona Lisa</i>

422
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,839
right in front of your bloody eyes.

423
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,231
Can you not just be quiet
for a single second?

424
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,393
Oh, that will be Marge.

425
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,917
- Oh, Marjorie. I'll put the kettle on.
- She said she was gonna come round.

426
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,280
- Hi.
- Hello.

427
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,510
- Hello, love.
- Hi.

428
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,280
- Come in, come in.
- Well, that went well.

429
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,392
- Oh, that's good coffee.
- Good.

430
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,437
<i>This is a new song
I've just written.</i>

431
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:29,237
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪</i>

432
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,679
<i>♪ I think you'll understand ♪</i>

433
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,675
<i>♪ When I say that somethin' ♪</i>

434
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,432
<i>♪ I want to hold your hand ♪</i>

435
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,671
<i>♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪</i>

436
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,833
<i>♪ Let it be ♪</i>

437
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,156
Excuse me.

438
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,197
- Yeah.
- Um, are you the manager?

439
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,960
Uh-huh.

440
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,600
I'm Gavin.

441
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,669
Hey.

442
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,670
You okay?

443
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,951
It's me, that's the problem.
That's the awful truth, the revelation.

444
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,160
I know the songs are strong,
but no one's interested still.

445
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,470
Jack Malik's the problem.

446
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,040
- That's not true.
- It is.

447
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:43,158
I just don't have the "it"
that's the difference between Jay-Z and...

448
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,439
Jay-Y.

449
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,753
Well, then how do you explain this?

450
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,157
You're gonna be a recording artist,
Mr. Malik.

451
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,800
<i>♪ Because she loves you ♪</i>

452
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,952
<i>♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪</i>

453
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,393
I'd be very happy to help. For free.

454
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,437
My studio at your service.

455
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,000
Gavin, you're cool.

456
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,309
Am I?

457
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,756
<i>♪ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

458
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,559
<i>♪ And with a love like that ♪</i>

459
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,553
<i>♪ You know you should be glad ♪</i>

460
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,456
<i>♪ With a love like that ♪</i>

461
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,995
<i>♪ You know you should... ♪</i>

462
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,713
<i>♪ Be glad ♪</i>

463
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,520
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

464
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,753
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

465
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,595
Yes, yes, yes, we've got it!
Yes, we have reached the mountaintop!

466
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,070
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪</i>

467
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,435
Do you like it, Gavin?

468
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,954
I absolutely love it, Ellie.

469
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,920
Jack, you got any more songs?

470
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,960
One or two.

471
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,477
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪</i>

472
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,276
<i>♪ I think you'll understand ♪</i>

473
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,032
<i>♪ When I say that somethin' ♪</i>

474
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,158
<i>♪ I want to hold your hand ♪</i>

475
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,991
<i>♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪</i>

476
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,000
<i>♪ I want to hold your hand ♪</i>

477
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,830
<i>♪ And when I touch you ♪</i>

478
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,277
<i>♪ I feel happy inside ♪</i>

479
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,076
<i>♪ It's such a feelin' that my love ♪</i>

480
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:42,877
<i>♪ I can't hide ♪</i>

481
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,352
<i>♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪</i>

482
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,873
<i>♪ You know what I mean ♪</i>

483
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,553
<i>♪ And the way she looked ♪</i>

484
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,474
<i>♪ Was way beyond compare ♪</i>

485
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,196
Whoo!

486
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,430
<i>♪ She wouldn't dance with another ♪</i>

487
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,716
- Whoo!
<i>- ♪ Oh ♪</i>

488
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:09,352
<i>♪ When I saw her standing there ♪</i>

489
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,240
Have a listen.

490
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,274
Hi. Exciting.

491
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,360
How much?

492
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,750
Oh, no charge.
Uh, it's free with any purchase.

493
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,111
Songs with your Snickers,
music with your multi-packs.

494
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,336
- Oh, thank you.
- Tunes with your chunks of cheddar cheese.

495
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,430
Jack?

496
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,477
<i>And here's a lovely little story.</i>

497
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,076
<i>Jack, you work in the wholesale warehouse
in Lowestoft,</i>

498
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,832
and we hear, members of the retail trade
have been getting a free CD

499
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,675
along with their jumbo boxes of Nescafé
and washing powder.

500
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,041
- That's right.
- But you're gonna sing us a new song now.

501
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:47,275
So here's Jack Malik,
the singing wholesaler, "In My Life."

502
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,877
<i>♪ But of all these friends and lovers ♪</i>

503
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,236
<i>♪ There is no one ♪</i>

504
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,391
<i>♪ Compares with you ♪</i>

505
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,679
<i>♪ And these memories lose their meaning ♪</i>

506
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,959
<i>♪ When I think of love as something new ♪</i>

507
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,273
<i>♪ Though I know
I'll never lose affection ♪</i>

508
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,877
<i>♪ For people and things that went before ♪</i>

509
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,237
<i>♪ I know
I'll often stop and think about them ♪</i>

510
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,709
<i>♪ In my life ♪</i>

511
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,271
<i>♪ I love you more ♪</i>

512
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:38,115
Beautiful. No mention of jumbo-sized
Fairy Liquid, but nice work.

513
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,476
You ever thought about
doing a wholesale-based song?

514
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,160
Not really, no.

515
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,234
You could call it "In My Warehouse"
instead of "In My Life."

516
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,360
Now, time to find out what's happening
in Kerry's kitchen.

517
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,113
G'day, everyone. It's Kerry here.

518
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,591
I could've written every song
of The Rolling Stones or David Bowie,

519
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,117
I'll always just be
Lowestoft's warbling warehouseman.

520
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,556
Oh, no. Don't. That's not true.

521
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,871
So obviously is.

522
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:13,312
That song was really beautiful.
Who did you write it about?

523
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,115
Stop here, stop the car.

524
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,074
- Elle...
- Hmm?

525
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,437
- These songs...
- Mm?

526
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,033
There's something about 'em
you should know.

527
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,550
Oh.

528
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,477
- Hi.
<i>- Hi, it's Ed Sheeran.</i>

529
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,910
- I beg your pardon?
<i>- Ed Sheeran. I'm a musician.</i>

530
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,593
Yeah, no. Seriously, though, who is it?

531
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,831
<i>This must be a bad line.
I'll call you back.</i>

532
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,120
Who was it?

533
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,440
He said it was Ed Sheeran, the musician.

534
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,079
That'll be Nick.

535
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,160
Nick.

536
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,720
<i>No, it's Ed Sheeran again.</i>

537
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,200
Yeah, can I speak to Carol, please?

538
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,634
<i>No one called Carol here.</i>

539
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,837
Except there is. She's always there.

540
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,071
<i>Okay, mate... I'll leave it there.</i>

541
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,273
<i>Amazing performance tonight on TV.</i>

542
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,478
<i>That song, "In My Life,"
that was really beautiful.</i>

543
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,195
What did he say?

544
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,992
He said he really enjoyed "In My Life."

545
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,719
And what did Carol say?

546
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,200
She wasn't there.

547
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,634
She's always there.

548
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,433
I think it might've been Ed Sheeran.

549
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,120
The musician?

550
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,120
Hi.

551
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,270
- Hello.
- I'm Ed.

552
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,033
Um, is Jack here?

553
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,954
Oh, right, I'll see if he's up.
Just wait there, love.

554
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,320
Jack!

555
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,990
It's for you.

556
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,277
- Who is it?
- His name's Ed.

557
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,039
He's got a nice, friendly face.

558
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,280
Hi.

559
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,551
Hi.

560
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,516
Uh, come in.

561
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,470
Your shirt's inside out.

562
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,280
Oh, Christ.

563
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,235
Uh, we should...

564
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,234
Ouch.

565
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,870
So, uh, look,
I'm sorry to barge in like this.

566
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,795
No. Major pop stars are
always dropping round, you know.

567
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,120
Lady Gaga won't leave us alone.

568
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,352
You're funny.

569
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,760
Well, funny-looking, at least.

570
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,313
Yeah, so anyway, I live locally,
and I saw your song on TV.

571
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,640
And it was really good.

572
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,953
- Wow.
- So I Googled you,

573
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,999
and I listened to your songs
on the warehouse website,

574
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,080
and they were even better.

575
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,120
Gosh, thanks.

576
00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,754
All right. Don't mind me.

577
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,393
So I've had the support act drop out
of the European leg of the tour

578
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,437
and I was wondering if you'd consider it.

579
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,320
Consider what?

580
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,360
- Yeah...
- Being the opening act.

581
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,600
For you, seriously?

582
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,034
- No.
- Yeah, why not?

583
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,751
When will I start?

584
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:17,840
Tuesday.

585
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,600
Do you know where the pickle is?

586
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,754
- No.
- No.

587
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,991
What, Tuesday, not next July?

588
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,072
No, Tuesday. Is your hearing all right?

589
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,520
No, my hearing's fine.

590
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,840
It's just, you keep
saying lots of really strange things,

591
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,839
but yes, yes, thank you, yes. Um...

592
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,360
How long do you need?

593
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,920
About 30 minutes, maximum.

594
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,856
Any more than that,
people start getting a bit restless.

595
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,519
You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer."

596
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,637
Get in!

597
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,560
Night.

598
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,552
- Night.
- Night. Nice to meet you.

599
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,680
You look like Ed Sheeran, you know?

600
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,640
I am Ed Sheeran.

601
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,431
All right. Well done.

602
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,953
- Light show?
- Preferably not, no.

603
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,158
That's good, 'cause I've only got
the torch on my phone, so...

604
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,195
Have you got any beer?

605
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,351
- Uh, cider.
- Cider works.

606
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,440
Okay.

607
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,680
I'll have a cider
with the man that wrote "Yesterday."

608
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280
Yeah.

609
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,991
Mum, Dad, who drunk all the cider?

610
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,116
That is nuts!

611
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,557
Yeah. As you said, it's nutty
and he's absolutely covered in tattoos.

612
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,480
Nice dressing gown, by the way.

613
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,316
No, it's not. No.

614
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,437
Don't... Don't start.

615
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,360
It looked so good online,
so I just ordered it,

616
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,040
and the most disgusting pink thing
in history turns up.

617
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,397
Meanwhile, you need a new roadie tomorrow.

618
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,920
What do you mean? You're not coming?

619
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:43,280
No, of course not. I'm, you know,
a schoolteacher. I teach maths.

620
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,110
I can't suddenly manage
Ed Sheeran's support act.

621
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,954
Yeah, maybe you can, though.

622
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,320
Um...

623
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,879
Yeah, well,
I certainly can't do it this Tuesday,

624
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,475
'cause we've got
a parent-teachers' evening at 6:45.

625
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,789
And although I like you, I...

626
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,976
I don't like you enough
to let down the whole of year ten.

627
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,912
- Right, okay.
- Sorry.

628
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,318
Lucy, Ellie's resigned from her post.

629
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,437
Do you fancy being my roadie
in Moscow on Tuesday?

630
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,560
Sorry. Would love to, but we've got
rehearsals for the school play.

631
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,360
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay. Let's think Plan C.

632
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,800
- Oh, no.
- What?

633
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,389
I've had an idea. It's a very bad idea.

634
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,956
- Welcome aboard.
- Hey. Ooh.

635
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,076
How you doing, man?

636
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,753
Hey! Here he is.

637
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,036
- Hey.
- Hello, Mr. Sheeran. My name's Rocky.

638
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,192
You can call me whatever you like.
"Handsome" always works well.

639
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:51,833
No, only kidding there.
Just call me Rocky.

640
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,674
Nice to meet you, Rocky.
Jack, you and Rocky are at the back there.

641
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:58,640
And listen, um, tonight,
it's small and intimate, don't worry.

642
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,176
- Nothing to be worried about.
- Okay.

643
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,200
- Cool.
- All right.

644
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,176
- Love your work, man.
- Thank you.

645
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,350
Specially the rapping.

646
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,840
- Really?
- Nah, I'm only kidding.

647
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,836
Nah, leave it to the brothers,
that'd be my advice.

648
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,396
Gingers and rap,

649
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,400
sounds a bit crap.

650
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,200
Well, you may be right, enjoy your flight.

651
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:23,230
Here he is! Wait a minute!
All right. Um...

652
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,040
I think it'll be neat if I take my seat.

653
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,672
Boom. Victory.

654
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,679
<i>♪ Gonna fly... ♪</i>

655
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,430
Champagne?

656
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,720
Oh, yes, please.

657
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,400
- Thank you.
- Champagne, sir?

658
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,397
Have you got Coke?

659
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840
Sorry?

660
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,798
Oh, right, yeah. Pepsi, please.

661
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,520
Of course, sir.

662
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,470
<i>♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪</i>

663
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,836
<i>♪ Back in the USSR ♪</i>

664
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,957
<i>♪ Well, the Ukraine girls
Really knock me out ♪</i>

665
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,158
<i>♪ They leave the West behind ♪</i>

666
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,557
<i>♪ And the Moscow girls
Make me sing and shout ♪</i>

667
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:16,351
<i>♪ Georgia's always on my
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪</i>

668
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,549
All right, Moscow!

669
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,833
<i>♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪</i>

670
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,920
Sing it with me.

671
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:32,276
<i>♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪</i>

672
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,360
Louder than that.

673
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,880
<i>♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪</i>

674
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,160
Louder.

675
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,720
<i>♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪</i>

676
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,994
<i>♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪</i>

677
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,234
<i>♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪</i>

678
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:51,480
<i>♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪</i>

679
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:58,079
<i>♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪</i>

680
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,800
<i>♪ Back in the USSR ♪</i>

681
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,237
<i>♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪</i>

682
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,472
<i>♪ Back in the USSR ♪</i>

683
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,636
Cheers.

684
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:20,394
<i>Okay, Moscow!</i>

685
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,833
<i>It was Jack Malik!</i>

686
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:35,160
<i>And are you ready for Ed Sheeran?</i>

687
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:40,994
On a three-hour plane journey,
without a guitar?

688
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,116
Yeah.

689
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,696
'Cause I thought we were going to Russia,
so I should write a song about Russia.

690
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,997
Yeah, I just thought it was really cool
that you called it USSR.

691
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,800
You know, it probably stopped
being called that before you were born.

692
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,120
Yeah.

693
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,315
Amazing, man. Loved that USSR track.

694
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,834
Thanks.

695
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,513
Right, I've got an idea.

696
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,713
Everyone, I think we can all agree

697
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,776
that we're impressed with
Jack's songwriting talent, right?

698
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,117
So here's the plan.
I'm gonna go out that door,

699
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,400
Jack's gonna go out this door,

700
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,234
and whoever writes the best song
in ten minutes wins.

701
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,480
What's the prize?

702
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,870
No prize. Just being the best songwriter.

703
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,149
Jack "Back In the USSR" Malik, are you in?

704
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,560
- Okay.
- Okay.

705
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,456
And it can't be
anything you've written before.

706
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,680
Nothing in your bottom drawer.
It has to be new tonight.

707
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,278
- Right.
- Cool. Fun.

708
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,716
I still think there should be a prize, Ed.

709
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,398
With all his money,
he could afford a tenner.

710
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,233
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

711
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,950
<i>we are gathered here tonight
to witness an epic battle.</i>

712
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,475
In the blue corner, Sir Ed Sheeran.

713
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:57,273
<i>♪ Broken hearts can find a love
To make them whole anywhere ♪</i>

714
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:04,480
<i>♪ She said we are penguins on the ice ♪</i>

715
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,272
<i>♪ We're not meant to fly
But God knows we can try ♪</i>

716
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:13,200
<i>♪ Well, I see a hope that's in your eyes ♪</i>

717
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,240
<i>♪ Well, can you see the love in mine? ♪</i>

718
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:22,000
And now,
the soon-to-be-defeated Mr. Jack Malik.

719
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,352
<i>♪ The long and winding road ♪</i>

720
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:37,399
<i>♪ That leads to your door ♪</i>

721
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:44,278
<i>♪ Will never disappear ♪</i>

722
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,030
<i>♪ I've seen that road before ♪</i>

723
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,910
<i>♪ It always leads me here ♪</i>

724
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:04,999
<i>♪ Lead me to your door ♪</i>

725
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,198
<i>♪ Many times I've been alone ♪</i>

726
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,715
<i>♪ And many times I've cried ♪</i>

727
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,154
<i>♪ Any way you'll never know ♪</i>

728
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,352
<i>♪ The many ways I've tried ♪</i>

729
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,719
<i>♪ But still they lead me back ♪</i>

730
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,678
<i>♪ To the long ♪</i>

731
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,116
<i>♪ And winding road ♪</i>

732
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,232
<i>♪ You left me standing here ♪</i>

733
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,434
<i>♪ A long, long time ago ♪</i>

734
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,351
<i>♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪</i>

735
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,600
<i>♪ Lead me to your door ♪</i>

736
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,034
So, the vote!

737
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,112
Nope, no vote. No vote.

738
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,272
No. That was, uh, an interesting moment.

739
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,776
I was always told that there would be

740
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,536
someone who came along
that was a lot better than me,

741
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,359
and you are definitely
better than me, Jack.

742
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,671
Yeah, wow, that was one of the best songs
I've heard in my life.

743
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,280
I mean, these things are complicated.

744
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,032
Yeah, obviously
not complicated for you, though, right?

745
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,229
I think I'm gonna go to bed.

746
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,736
Someone should probably shag him
while they have the chance.

747
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,114
Yeah.

748
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,399
You're definitely Mozart, mate,
and I'm definitely Salieri.

749
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Night, Jack.

750
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,036
Hi.

751
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,431
I'm Debra Hammer. I'm Ed's manager.

752
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,275
We should talk.

753
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,835
Yeah, well, I mean,
I've kinda got a manager back home,

754
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,037
but no, we should talk, yeah.

755
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,919
Okay, great. That's great.

756
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,711
Uh... Good. Have a good night.
I'll see you in Los Angeles.

757
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,800
In Los Angeles?

758
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,554
Yeah, well, we need you to come to LA.

759
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,000
See, we pay, and then you come,
and you write songs,

760
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,797
and then we release them,
and you make a ton of money,

761
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,631
and then we take most of it.

762
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,680
Okay.

763
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,751
I have a question.
Is this the best that you can look?

764
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,596
We'll figure it out.

765
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,360
Gorgeous.

766
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,876
Ellie, Ellie, Ellie!

767
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:58,000
Well, in my capacity
as Jack's former musical mentor

768
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:02,359
/manager/roadie/driver,
'cause he can't even drive.

769
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,113
Loser! Loser!

770
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,833
I did try to teach you!

771
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,520
Honestly, no, you can have the job back.

772
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,954
No, thanks.

773
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,760
Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk
before the day they die?

774
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,192
Right, but if you must go to Los Angeles,

775
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,317
and hang out with perverts
and drug addicts...

776
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,154
- I must.
- Then we wish you good luck and success.

777
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:25,392
Or even better,
failure and a swift return.

778
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,390
Failure and a swift return!

779
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,876
Will you miss me, Jack?

780
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,111
Of course I'll miss you. Hey.

781
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,120
Of course I'll miss you.

782
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,479
You're leaving, so I can ask you anything.

783
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,873
How did I get in the wrong column?

784
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:03,236
How did I get in
the friend, manager, roadie column...

785
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,470
instead of the "And I Love Her" column?

786
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,917
Come on. If you don't
come downstairs soon,

787
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,776
your mum will be too drunk
to make her speech.

788
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,976
- Jack!
- Coming, Ellie-wellie?

789
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Yeah.

790
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,754
Come on down,
my baby bunny, we miss you!

791
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,116
- Jack!
- Jack!

792
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,037
Oh, God. Are those definitely columns?

793
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,678
A girl can certainly tell the difference.

794
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,593
- Jack!
- It...

795
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,480
Actually, seriously,
it is getting a bit grim,

796
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,193
so you may wanna, uh, uh, come down.

797
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,536
- Come on down, Jack!
- Come on!

798
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,056
We miss you!

799
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,231
Jack!

800
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,555
Wow, Ellie.

801
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,950
Big news on a big night.

802
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,920
Jack, get down here!

803
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,912
- Jack!
- Jack!

804
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,036
Come on!

805
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,837
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack...

806
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,238
<i>♪ Here comes the sun
Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

807
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,712
<i>♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪</i>

808
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,998
<i>♪ It's all right ♪</i>

809
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,355
Get it! Oh!

810
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,591
- Oh, oh, oh!
<i>- ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪</i>

811
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,716
<i>♪ Here it comes ♪</i>

812
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:43,114
<i>♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪</i>

813
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,200
Ladies.

814
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:49,672
<i>♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪</i>

815
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,670
Jack Malik.

816
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,875
Welcome to my little beach shack.

817
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,511
Thank you for coming all this way.

818
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,114
Good to see you.

819
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,231
Well...

820
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,118
- ...you're not very attractive.
- No.

821
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,712
- You are out of shape.
- Yes.

822
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,992
- You are skinny, yet somehow round.
- Uh-huh.

823
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:16,950
You have been profoundly unsuccessful
for ten years...

824
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,316
- Yep.
- ...and until about a month ago,

825
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,798
we'd call you a complete failure.

826
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,320
Well, that's not quite
how I'd put it, but...

827
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,750
- We would say you were a complete failure.
- Yeah.

828
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,400
Sit, please. But now...

829
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:35,352
...now you've hit
an extraordinary songwriting groove,

830
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,558
and you wanna be
the biggest star in the world.

831
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,950
- Well...
- "Yes" is the answer to that question.

832
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,480
Well, yes, I guess.

833
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,598
Not "Well, yes, I guess." "Yes."

834
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,680
I guess.

835
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,118
Buddy, what I'm offering you

836
00:49:55,720 --> 00:50:00,840
is the great and glorious poisoned chalice
of money and fame.

837
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,233
If you don't wanna drink it,
which I would understand,

838
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:10,478
go back and have a warm beer
in little, bonny England.

839
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,669
If you do wanna drink it,
I need to hear you say,

840
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:20,040
"Debra, I'm so thirsty.
Give me the goddamn chalice."

841
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,360
So which is it?

842
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,395
I'll take the chalice.

843
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,432
<i>♪ You're asking me will my love grow ♪</i>

844
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:41,280
<i>♪ I don't know ♪</i>

845
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,317
<i>♪ Stick around now, it may show ♪</i>

846
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:55,719
<i>♪ I don't know ♪</i>

847
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,679
Yeah. I'm feeling that.

848
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,556
Okay, what's next?

849
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,109
Um, it's called "A Hard Day's Night."

850
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,351
All right. What does that mean?

851
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,232
Um, I'm not quite sure yet.

852
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,320
Okay, we're rolling when you're ready.

853
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,200
Stop. Stop. Something's missing.

854
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,990
The guitar has to gently weep more.

855
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,190
That's it! That's my baby. Yes!

856
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,430
- Yeah?
- Yes!

857
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,677
<i>♪ I'm gonna sing this summer song ♪</i>

858
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,835
<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪</i>

859
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,391
<i>♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long ♪</i>

860
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,397
Okay. The first one...

861
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,915
- "Here Comes the Sun."
- Yeah. Yeah. That's amazing.

862
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,920
Whoo.

863
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,150
And the second one...

864
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,936
- My personal favorite.
- "The Summer Song."

865
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:47,996
"The Summer Song."

866
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:53,520
That is...
It's simple without being charming.

867
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,398
I'm struggling to find the words.

868
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,960
I hated it,

869
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:02,672
but I wasn't interested in it enough
to listen to it again to find out why.

870
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,040
Yeah, bin it.

871
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,351
Yeah. Reject.

872
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,755
Thank you, Rocky.

873
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,360
At times like this,
I wish I hadn't given up smoking.

874
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,114
I could just murder a cigarette.

875
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,040
Yeah.

876
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,395
What's a cigarette?

877
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,075
What?

878
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,200
Wow.

879
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,672
Uh... Oh, yes. Jack, this is Hilary.

880
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,672
She's gonna be working with you
on your image.

881
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,554
Do I have to have an image?

882
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:55,239
Well, if you don't have an image,
then the lack of image becomes an image.

883
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,551
- Right.
- And the music sounds so joyful.

884
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:02,432
It would be a shame to let it down
by you being so... off-putting.

885
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:03,520
Mm-hmm.

886
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,039
I can see how you two might be friends.

887
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,800
Yeah, yeah. Okay, here's the plan.

888
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,317
We're gonna take the five best songs,
we'll put them online.

889
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,719
All right? No visuals. Just the music.

890
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,552
The enigma of Jack Malik.

891
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:25,473
And then we wait
until we've fixed all of this

892
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,640
and we release an astonishing,

893
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,798
era-defining double album

894
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,917
that changes popular music forever.

895
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:41,595
<i>♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪</i>

896
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:46,513
<i>♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪</i>

897
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:53,359
<i>♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪</i>

898
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:58,356
<i>♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪</i>

899
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,877
<i>Hashtag Jack Malik,
hashtag "She Loves You."</i>

900
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,350
<i>I always knew he was a star.
Right from the start.</i>

901
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,796
<i>We were very much neck-and-neck
in the earlier days.</i>

902
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,109
<i>We were both entertainers.</i>

903
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,352
The producer of
the now-famous Warehouse tapes, Gavin.

904
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,716
Absolutely and utterly
the best moment of my life.

905
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,079
Basically, we seem to be talking
about the Shakespeare of pop music.

906
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,800
These songs, there's only five of them,
but they break new ground.

907
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,536
We've never heard
anything like this before.

908
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:36,076
We want more. More songs.
More, more, more, more, more.

909
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,192
<i>♪ Eleanor Rigby sits in the church ♪</i>

910
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,431
<i>♪ In the night
Where the wedding has been... ♪</i>

911
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,920
No.

912
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,229
<i>♪ Look at her working ♪</i>

913
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,596
<i>♪ Darning her socks in the night
When the... ♪</i>

914
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:58,959
There's rice in there somewhere.

915
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,816
Picks up the rice, picks up the rice,
picks up the rice.

916
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,594
<i>♪ Picks up the rice in the church
Where a wedding has been ♪</i>

917
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:04,750
<i>♪ Lives in a dream ♪</i>

918
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,911
Where does she darn
the bloody socks?

919
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,400
Father McKenzie, Father McKenzie!

920
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,833
<i>♪ Father McKenzie
Darning his socks in the night... ♪</i>

921
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,354
<i>♪ Darning his socks... Dar... ♪</i>

922
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,195
Oh, God. When are we gonna get
to all the lonely people?

923
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,478
<i>♪ All the lonely people
Where do they all... ♪</i>

924
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,990
<i>I need to go to Liverpool
as soon as possible.</i>

925
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,033
I think it could be inspiring.

926
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,155
Do you want me to tell you
the name of 50 places on Earth

927
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:36,277
more inspiring than Liverpool?

928
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:38,837
- Starting with Shitsville, USA.
- No, thank you.

929
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,755
Would you like me to tell you
the reasons that you can't go next week?

930
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,718
Like having lunch with Ernesto,

931
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,110
the head of Universal Music,
on whom your life depends.

932
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,476
Like actually finishing the damn album.

933
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,517
Like picking the damn name
for the damn album.

934
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,696
Like doing the damn videos
for the damn album, damn it.

935
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,154
Okay, I will be back by Saturday.

936
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,754
Friday...

937
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,952
Friday is you on
<i>The Late Late Show With James Corden</i>

938
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,919
and Saturday is
the major marketing meeting of meetings.

939
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,277
Friday, you are presented to the world.
Saturday, you are crowned.

940
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,636
Okay, Friday. Is it actually called
the major marketing meeting of meetings?

941
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:16,235
Yes, it's actually called that. Yes.

942
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,675
What does Liverpool have that LA doesn't?

943
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:24,234
Mo Salah, Cilla Black, mushy peas, rain.

944
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,914
Ah. Home, sweet home.

945
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,776
- Rocky, you're not from Liverpool, mate.
- No. Never been here before.

946
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,634
Jack!

947
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,154
Oh, my God.

948
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,039
How did they know we were here?

949
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,713
In. In, in.

950
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,800
Drive! Drive!

951
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:45,471
- Wait, Jack!
- I loved your song, mate!

952
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,956
Here you go, guys.
Strawberry Fields.

953
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,830
<i>♪ Let me take you down ♪</i>

954
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,156
Now we're at Penny Lane.
What distinguishes it from any other lane?

955
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,000
Just show some respect.

956
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,349
For what exactly?

957
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,840
"Also Eleanor Rigby,

958
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,633
the beloved wife of Thomas Woods."

959
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,033
Yeah. Friend?

960
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,679
- Relative?
- Shh.

961
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,480
<i>♪ Eleanor Rigby... ♪</i>

962
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,837
I always liked graveyards.
I lost my virginity in one actually.

963
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,310
<i>♪ All the lonely people ♪</i>

964
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,713
<i>♪ Where do they all belong? ♪</i>

965
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,950
<i>♪ Eleanor Rigby ♪</i>

966
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,078
<i>♪ Picks up the rice in the church
Where the wedding has been ♪</i>

967
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,160
Yes!

968
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,276
<i>♪ Lives in a dream ♪</i>

969
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,912
<i>♪ Father McKenzie, writing the words
Of a sermon that no one will hear ♪</i>

970
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,672
<i>♪ No one comes near ♪</i>

971
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,229
Oh, come on. He's on fire.

972
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:59,515
Fireman! There's a fireman
in Penny Lane! Jesus.

973
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,829
Oh.

974
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,833
- What?
<i>- I'm sorry to disturb you,</i>

975
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,316
<i>- you've got someone downstairs for you.</i>
- What, really?

976
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,596
What are you doing here?

977
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,479
I was just passing by.

978
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,553
- You live 370 miles away.
- Yeah. You're right. Um...

979
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,477
I... I just...
I thought it might be nice to see you.

980
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,597
What are you doing here?

981
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,239
Uh... It's research.

982
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,036
It's, like, a music industry thing. Yeah.

983
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,351
This is so great. Um...

984
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,350
- Are you hungry?
- As a big horse!

985
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,736
Oh, it feels like
you've been gone forever.

986
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,116
- How are Nick and Carol?
- Very unhappy.

987
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,976
Excellent. I wouldn't know how to
relate to them if they actually got on.

988
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,560
I miss you.

989
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,520
I miss you.

990
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,556
Yes.

991
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,356
I am gonna have fish and chips.

992
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,640
But I'm on a diet...

993
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,189
...so salad instead of the fries.

994
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,910
I'll have the grilled salmon,
and again, with the salad, no fries.

995
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,432
- Anything else?
- Maybe just a side of fries.

996
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,600
- Yeah, make that two, and lots more beers.
- Thanks.

997
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,920
I guess the girls
are falling over themselves

998
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,872
to sleep with you
now you're a famous musician.

999
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,110
I'm not famous.

1000
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,560
No. Not yet.

1001
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,760
Although there was one Russian.

1002
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,678
That's nice. Was she stocky?

1003
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,799
Fairly stocky, yeah.

1004
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,376
Bar's closing.
Can I get you anything else?

1005
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,336
- No, thanks.
- Maybe just a couple of brandies.

1006
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,033
And lots of chocolates.

1007
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,840
What are we gonna do
when they throw us out?

1008
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,355
I was thinking, lots of ketamine...

1009
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,794
- Mm.
- ...and then,

1010
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,191
wandering the streets of Liverpool
singing songs we don't know the lyrics of,

1011
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:48,839
very loudly.

1012
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,235
You've changed.

1013
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,236
Hello?

1014
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,110
Whoo!

1015
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,029
So where's your room?

1016
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,112
Oh, definitely,
definitely not on this floor.

1017
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,152
- Long pause.
- Yeah.

1018
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,433
Have I messed up massively?

1019
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,876
Meaning what?

1020
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,952
- Going away...
- Oh, no. God, no.

1021
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,240
What was the alternative?

1022
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,550
It was the most wonderful
and exciting thing in the world.

1023
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,320
Can I maybe turn out the light?

1024
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,720
Maybe.

1025
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:46,516
Mistake?

1026
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,400
Probably.

1027
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,552
Oh, my God, you touched my bottom.

1028
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,360
You've never done that before.

1029
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,920
Well, I imagine we're gonna have to do
a lot of things we've never done before.

1030
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,720
Are you sure?

1031
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,789
What about you?

1032
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,232
- I asked first.
- I really don't know.

1033
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,275
Oh, okay.

1034
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,276
So, maybe no.

1035
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,759
- No?
- Um...

1036
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,554
It's certainly not a mistake
coming up to Liverpool, certainly...

1037
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,273
um, a lovely evening,
but I think probably it's...

1038
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,080
- It's a mistake to go further.
- Okay.

1039
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,517
I have a room of my own, and...

1040
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:54,920
And I think, um...

1041
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,556
a one-night stand would be...

1042
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,038
a strange new column
for me to be in, Jack.

1043
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,077
Maybe it wouldn't be a one-night stand.

1044
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,799
When are you going back to America?

1045
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,111
- Tomorrow.
- So that's one night.

1046
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,920
It's the dictionary definition
of a one-night stand and...

1047
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,790
And it's not for me.

1048
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,676
<i>♪ I said maybe ♪</i>

1049
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:37,717
<i>♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪</i>

1050
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,718
<i>♪ And after all ♪</i>

1051
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,951
<i>♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪</i>

1052
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,440
Rocky!

1053
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,198
- Rocky, get up. Let's go!
- What? What? What?

1054
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,590
- We've got to find Ellie.
- I know where she is.

1055
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,160
- Where?
- In Suffolk, mate.

1056
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,357
No, she's not.
She's in Liverpool, you numpty.

1057
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:04,840
Really? That's a coincidence.

1058
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,632
Do you have a guest, Ellie Appleton?

1059
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:10,594
Uh, yeah,

1060
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,360
we just ordered her a taxi to the station.

1061
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:13,920
Oh, Christ.

1062
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,150
Uh, thank you very much.

1063
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:22,960
Okay, double our chances,
you go that way, I'll go this way.

1064
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,840
- Whoever gets there first, stops her.
- Okay.

1065
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,471
- There you are.
- It's that way. It's that way.

1066
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:36,920
I really hope she's right there.

1067
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,240
I'm dying.

1068
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,152
- Ellie. Elle.
- Oh, my God.

1069
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:43,469
I hope she's worth it, mate.

1070
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,437
Where's the...

1071
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,352
Does anyone know what platform
goes to London?

1072
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,556
- Six.
- Eight.

1073
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,856
No, it's definitely six.

1074
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,120
Oh, yeah, no, it's six.
It's definitely six, sorry.

1075
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,952
Yes, yes. No, no, no. No!

1076
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,559
Come on, go.

1077
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,353
Come on, pick up. Pick up.

1078
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:09,440
<i>Hello?</i>

1079
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:10,670
Oh. Yes! I...

1080
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,918
I came after you, but I missed the train.

1081
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:16,957
I'm sorry. We need to talk.

1082
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,269
<i>Let's talk.</i>

1083
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,033
- Where are you?
<i>- Right behind you.</i>

1084
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,510
<i>Having a cheese-and-tomato baguette
and a packet of crisps.</i>

1085
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,635
Jack,
would it be annoying of me to point out

1086
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,016
we should be heading for the airport?

1087
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,316
- How long have we got?
- In real terms, minus an hour.

1088
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,909
Okay...

1089
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,136
Rocky, this is completely not
a conversation you're part of.

1090
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,755
- Of course it's not. No, deeply private.
- Yeah.

1091
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,736
With your future happiness at stake.
Did you two sleep together last night?

1092
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,876
- No.
- No.

1093
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,176
What a waste! Well, anyway,
I'll keep an eye on the clock.

1094
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,351
You've got precisely four minutes.

1095
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,440
So.

1096
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:02,996
Um...

1097
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,549
It's about last night.

1098
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:07,514
What about it?

1099
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,356
Well, it was almost quite a moment.

1100
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,955
And I woke up and I panicked,
and I wanted to talk.

1101
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,474
Okay, then talk.

1102
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,832
Right, so, um...

1103
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,035
'Cause we, uh...

1104
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,560
- How do you think it's going so far?
- It's not great, but...

1105
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,313
No. Let me try and help.

1106
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,311
You've had 20 years
to make your move.

1107
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,117
I couldn't exactly make my move
when I was seven.

1108
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,960
Then you've had ten years.

1109
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,714
Right, but we've always been
like brother and sister.

1110
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,755
And it's very bad indeed for...

1111
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,360
for brothers and sisters to have sex.

1112
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:49,816
Except we're not brother and sister.

1113
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,116
- No, exactly right, but...
- No, so...

1114
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:57,239
I have been waiting half my life
for you to wake up and love me.

1115
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,276
Having loved you for half a lifetime,

1116
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:07,034
I realized when you left
that I had made a bad choice doing that.

1117
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,592
And now it's got even trickier, because...

1118
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:15,599
...when you were playing
in pubs, we were the perfect match.

1119
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:16,750
But now...

1120
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:18,880
I...

1121
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,150
I'm an actual schoolteacher
in actual Lowestoft,

1122
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,914
and you're the world's
greatest singer-songwriter.

1123
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,151
- No, I'm not.
- Except that you probably are.

1124
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,696
Okay, two minutes,
ladies and gentlemen. Two minutes.

1125
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,996
Also, um, Debra's on my phone for you.

1126
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,320
Apparently she's having dinner
with the head of the label

1127
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,656
and you're meant to be FaceTiming in.

1128
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,275
- Just go away, Rocky.
- Okay. One minute 53.

1129
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:42,798
In the end, to you, I'll always
really just be Ellie with the frizzy hair.

1130
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,073
Ellie from the "fun chum" column.

1131
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,080
Ellie who, for reasons no one understands,

1132
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,870
drives you around in her car.

1133
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,431
So just go and please
just catch your plane.

1134
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,439
We haven't finished the conversation.

1135
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,957
Well... we have.

1136
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,710
We have.

1137
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,320
Unless...

1138
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:12,879
in Liverpool Lime Street
at 11:14 on a Friday...

1139
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:17,110
...unless you choose to stay.

1140
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,755
<i>Jack!</i>

1141
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:30,470
<i>Jack, you have to get on the plane.
What are you still doing in Liverpool?</i>

1142
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:32,199
I can't stay today.

1143
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,431
I've gotta do <i>The Late Late Show</i> tomorrow,

1144
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,240
and I've gotta do the marketing
meeting of meetings, it's ridiculous.

1145
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:38,640
And that was your chance.

1146
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,679
Now quick, go, please. Leave.

1147
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:44,680
Sorry.

1148
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:46,576
Do you mind if I nick
a couple of crisps for the journey?

1149
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,638
I want you to be happy
and to make marvelous music.

1150
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,154
I always have.

1151
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,072
- No! Not all the crisps!
- Okay.

1152
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,719
Just go, go, go.

1153
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,680
Your future is out the door
and to the left, a taxi rank.

1154
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:06,680
I'm sorry.

1155
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,797
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1156
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,711
Okay. Welcome to the major
marketing meeting of meetings.

1157
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,316
So amazing to have Jack himself
right here in the building.

1158
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,560
Give it up for Jack, y'all.

1159
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:42,276
Now, uh, Jack, I do believe I speak for
everyone in attendance today when I say...

1160
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:46,595
...it is the climax of our careers

1161
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:50,560
to be working
on this mind-bending album with you.

1162
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:51,790
Give it up, y'all.

1163
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:55,360
Yeah!

1164
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:59,195
You don't have to clap every time,
but thanks very much.

1165
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,839
Mr. Modesty!

1166
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,072
- Give it up for modesty.
- No, seriously.

1167
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,595
That's what he does, right off the top.

1168
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:08,394
Now, as you all know,
the songs we released online

1169
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:11,473
have created unprecedented excitement.

1170
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:12,600
Yeah!

1171
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,955
No.

1172
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:18,071
So, now upon us falls the mighty task

1173
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:24,077
of packaging everything together
into one single, irresistible album.

1174
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:27,153
Now, Jack came up
with some title suggestions himself

1175
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,914
and...
we worked on some of those.

1176
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,037
You know, I especially
got a kick out of...

1177
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,473
<i>Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.</i>

1178
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,233
Yeah, that's...

1179
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,959
It's okay to laugh, 'cause it's funny.

1180
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:42,590
It is. It's a lot of words, Jack.

1181
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:46,993
But ultimately, in the end,
we just felt it was, uh... too confusing.

1182
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:48,736
- Hmm.
- All right? Too confusing.

1183
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:51,195
And, uh, <i>The White Album...</i>

1184
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,473
has some diversity issues.

1185
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:55,750
How?

1186
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,917
That's a lot of white, Jack.

1187
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:04,280
And I know you were pretty enthusiastic
about <i>Abbey Road.</i>

1188
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,670
I gotta say,
it didn't have a lot going for it.

1189
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,400
If I could put it to you like that. Uh...

1190
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,240
It's just a road with a bunch of people
driving down the wrong side of the street.

1191
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:15,160
That's not exactly what I meant.

1192
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,216
But we've been developing
some ideas of our own now, you know?

1193
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:18,416
We weren't just sitting around.

1194
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:22,320
We focused on the one thing
that makes this man here

1195
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:25,996
unlike anyone else
in the entire world of music today.

1196
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,117
No collaborators, no cowriters.

1197
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,078
No samples, no steals. Hmm?

1198
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,436
No "featuring Cardi B."

1199
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,951
No "featuring Bieber."

1200
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:38,193
Just the simple, pure genius...

1201
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,560
of <i>One Man Only.</i>

1202
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,594
Mmm-mmm-mmm. And as a second wave,

1203
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,957
because of the miracle
that is <i>One Man Only...</i>

1204
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:50,960
it's just this.

1205
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,713
Just this.

1206
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:57,318
Mmm-mmm. I know, I know.

1207
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,596
So let Operation Jack begin!

1208
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,911
Each week, a new song online.

1209
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,400
Each week, a new TV show.

1210
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,711
We start with Corden,
then we move to Kimmel,

1211
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:07,354
then Fallon, then Colbert,

1212
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:12,037
and then <i>Thursday Night Live</i>! Whoo!

1213
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:16,034
Song, song, song. Show, show, show.
Boom, bang, bazillions.

1214
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:19,750
Now let's go make so much money
that by this time next Christmas,

1215
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,753
we are wiping our asses
with solid gold toilet paper!

1216
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:26,390
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik!

1217
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,920
<i>Jack, I'm such a fan.
It's great to meet you.</i>

1218
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,229
<i>Thank you for being here.</i>

1219
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:35,313
<i>The songs of yours that I've heard,
they are... they are amazing.</i>

1220
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,256
What's life like for you at the moment
right now?

1221
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:42,116
I mean, the expectation for the album
is just rising to insane levels, isn't it?

1222
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:43,680
Yeah, well, they're insane to me.

1223
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,831
I mean, who here's excited
about this album?

1224
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,991
Listen to that.

1225
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:52,791
In this age of sometimes 16 people
writing on one song,

1226
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:54,439
suddenly, here's a guy,

1227
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,835
him and a guitar, and he writes
everything himself on his own.

1228
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,696
Yeah, I mean... You know,
that's how it always used to be, though,

1229
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:05,191
with, like, James Taylor,
or Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen.

1230
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:06,999
So, I don't think it's that exceptional.

1231
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,560
But is it just you?

1232
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,431
Well, yes.

1233
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:13,390
But is it?

1234
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,480
Well, yes. Yes, it is.

1235
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,837
Excellent. Because as chance
would have it, and do forgive me,

1236
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,992
because we love a surprise on this show.

1237
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:29,030
As chance would darn well have it,
I've got two men backstage

1238
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:30,759
who claim that the songs are theirs.

1239
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,113
In fact, they say that all of your tunes

1240
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:40,797
are the work of their band, The Beatles.

1241
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,116
I... I don't know...

1242
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:47,429
I don't...

1243
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,834
Well, let's see
how this plays out, shall we?

1244
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,056
Ladies and gentlemen,
all the way from Liverpool, England,

1245
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:56,152
please welcome Mr. Paul McCartney
and Mr. Ringo Starr!

1246
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:09,637
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1247
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,110
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1248
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,591
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1249
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,995
Hey.

1250
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:19,438
Bang me backwards over a Buick.

1251
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,709
It's going to be
the greatest album of all time.

1252
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:24,834
It's really incredible, man.

1253
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:26,479
- Hey, Ed.
- How you doing?

1254
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:29,896
Um, I'm just in town for a couple of days.
I thought I'd come see the genius at work.

1255
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:33,197
<i>I'm just trying to work out your process.
Is it music first or lyrics first?</i>

1256
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:34,515
<i>Um, it varies.</i>

1257
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,911
But like, with this song for instance,
the, um, the "Hey Jude" one

1258
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,957
must have some story behind it.

1259
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:42,193
Well, yeah. No, it does.

1260
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,591
So, it was the son of a friend of mine,

1261
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:47,833
who was having a hard time.

1262
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:53,877
And it just... it came to me
as a song of comfort.

1263
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:58,954
I don't believe you.

1264
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:02,160
What?

1265
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,832
I mean, I just... I don't believe you.

1266
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:07,230
- It's one genius idea after the other.
- Oh, right.

1267
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:09,516
I do have a suggestion, though, um...

1268
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,239
about the song, the title "Hey Jude,"

1269
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:16,080
"Jude" is just...
it's a bit old-fashioned.

1270
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:17,560
That was the kid's name, right?

1271
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,873
- What kid?
- That the song's about.

1272
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,759
Oh, the kid. The kid, yes, the sad kid.

1273
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:26,356
Now, let me just
give you this advice, right?

1274
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:29,194
Song title. I won't charge you
a penny for it as well.

1275
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,756
"Hey Dude."

1276
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,353
Um...

1277
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:39,840
<i>♪ Hey, du... ♪</i>

1278
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,719
"Hey Dude," are you sure?

1279
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,755
He's right. That's...
That's so much better.

1280
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,876
Is he?

1281
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:49,075
- Is it?
- Yeah, yeah.

1282
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:52,551
<i>- ♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪</i>
- Yes. Mm-hmm.

1283
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,096
- This isn't real.
- Definitely gonna be

1284
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:55,679
one of the best songs of a generation.

1285
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,877
- Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up.
<i>- ♪ Hey, dude ♪</i>

1286
01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:59,474
<i>♪ Don't make it bad ♪</i>

1287
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,153
<i>♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪</i>

1288
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:02,296
It's "dude."

1289
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:03,320
<i>♪ Hey, dude ♪</i>

1290
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:04,896
- It's definitely "dude."
- Jack, it's Ellie.

1291
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,536
Oh. Sorry, guys, I've gotta take this.
Just give me a minute, Ed, sorry.

1292
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,517
<i>- Elle, I'm so glad you called.</i>
- Jack.

1293
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:12,080
- I'm not enjoying myself here at all.
<i>- Oh, right, well, um...</i>

1294
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:15,151
- I've got two bits of news.
<i>- I'm riveted.</i>

1295
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:17,314
All right, well, the first one...

1296
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,274
- Big one.
<i>- Yeah?</i>

1297
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,037
- The Pier Hotel.
<i>- What, in Gorleston?</i>

1298
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,191
The place that closed down
rather than have me play?

1299
01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:28,112
Yes, it's reopening.

1300
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:31,272
- You're bloody kidding.
- I am bloody not. It's re-bloody-opening.

1301
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:34,239
That's amazing.
That's huge news.

1302
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,920
That's ma-bloody-ssive.

1303
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,016
<i>All right. What's the second? I mean,
it can't be as big, but tell me anyway.</i>

1304
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:42,040
Um...

1305
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,957
And number two is...

1306
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:48,835
<i>I've been seeing someone.</i>

1307
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:52,680
Right.

1308
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,074
<i>Do I know him?</i>

1309
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,234
<i>Yeah. It's Gavin.</i>

1310
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,756
<i>I didn't want you to find out
from someone else.</i>

1311
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,760
Every day, he puts me in the right column.

1312
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:10,520
<i>Of course.</i>

1313
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,075
The "true love" one.

1314
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,434
Of course.

1315
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:17,236
I've got to go.

1316
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,272
Oh, God, yeah. Of course you do.

1317
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:21,158
Um, okay, bye. Bye.

1318
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:32,634
What? What could possibly be so urgent
that I can't make a single phone call?

1319
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,110
How the hell am I supposed to
get any of the songs right

1320
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:38,716
if you're just all clustering me
and stopping me from being creative?

1321
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:42,470
How can I ever be creative
if I'm never ever left alone?

1322
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,000
Okay.

1323
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,951
We'll leave you alone then, genius.

1324
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,157
No, I'm not. I'm sorry.

1325
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:54,916
No, it's, uh... it's superstar rights.

1326
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:58,797
Treat the people that you work with
like shit on your shoes. Hmm.

1327
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,391
- Ellie told you the news then?
- Yeah.

1328
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:12,110
You know, I never, never understood
what you didn't see in her.

1329
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,395
If I had been you,

1330
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:17,675
twice a day, I would have loved her up
like a lusty lion.

1331
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:20,320
Rocky, if I ask you to just shut up,

1332
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,232
really, really, really shut up,

1333
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:23,879
- would that be okay?
- All right.

1334
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:29,750
Can I just start again and say,
isn't it wonderful news?

1335
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:33,880
And I hope they'll be very happy together
and have gorgeous kids. Is that better?

1336
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:35,320
No, it's worse.

1337
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:37,114
I have got a third option, but...

1338
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:40,432
I'm sorry. Um...
I'm really sorry, everyone.

1339
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:41,556
I'm just...

1340
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,430
I'm really stressed.

1341
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:46,510
What was so urgent?

1342
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:51,597
Oh, um... No, nothing.
It's just we have to decide today

1343
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:53,911
where and when we're going
to launch the album.

1344
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:55,675
So, nothing big.

1345
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,673
Apart from probably the biggest decision
of your stupid life.

1346
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,669
- What?
- You ass.

1347
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:03,800
I do have one thought.

1348
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,136
<i>And the little town of Gorleston</i>

1349
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,391
<i>has never seen anything like this before.</i>

1350
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:13,360
At 3:00 pm today,
on the rooftop of the Pier Hotel,

1351
01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:17,070
Jack Malik, local boy
turned pop phenomenon,

1352
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:20,119
will premiere his highly anticipated
first album.

1353
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,396
And word seems to have got out.

1354
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:35,356
Can we, uh...

1355
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:38,750
Wow, look at this. Look at you.

1356
01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:42,550
Oh. Didn't want to disturb.
Just wanted to, you know...

1357
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,630
Well, who'd have thought...

1358
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,155
...while we were downstairs
drinking cider and eating jelly,

1359
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:51,870
you were up in your room
writing "She Loves You."

1360
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:52,960
Well...

1361
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:55,077
Are you, uh, you playing our song?

1362
01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:57,516
- Your song?
- "Let It Be."

1363
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:00,991
Oh. We've never forgotten
we were the first people to hear it.

1364
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,753
Well, the start of it, at least.

1365
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,957
Three times.

1366
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,633
So proud.

1367
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:10,313
Our beautiful, blazing boy.

1368
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,520
Aw.

1369
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,800
- Oh.
- Still, don't want to...

1370
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:17,911
- Mind your suit, love. It's...
- Your suit.

1371
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:20,157
- Blue.
- We'll leave you to it.

1372
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,234
One last thing, son.

1373
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,270
Yeah, Dad?

1374
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,476
The sandwiches...

1375
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,191
I see there's tuna.
Are you going to finish them all?

1376
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:32,873
No, please, take them all.

1377
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:36,192
Oh. What a day. What an amazing day.

1378
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:38,080
Sorry.

1379
01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:49,394
Jack! Jack! Jack!

1380
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:54,278
Well. You look good.

1381
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:56,496
That's a tight pant.

1382
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:57,795
Mmm.

1383
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:00,952
Okay, we've got a jaw and a chin.

1384
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:04,192
Ooh. That's not bad. That's...

1385
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:05,953
This will work. This will work.

1386
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:10,800
- What?
- Nothing.

1387
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,000
Yeah.

1388
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,272
- Oh, hi, Ellie. Come in.
- Hi.

1389
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,396
And who have we here?

1390
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:19,836
Um, Debra, this is Ellie.
Ellie, this is Debra, my agent.

1391
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:22,879
No! The Ellie?

1392
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:25,270
Oh! He's mentioned me?

1393
01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:26,993
No. No, I'm kidding.

1394
01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:30,198
I know nothing about his life
because he's a product to me.

1395
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,320
Unless you're the one
that was his manager?

1396
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,117
In which case, wow.

1397
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:40,115
- Huge mistake giving that up.
- Oh, surreal, isn't it?

1398
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:43,671
- Being back at the Pier Hotel.
- Yeah, indeed.

1399
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:46,116
I'm gonna go look at the stage. Yeah?

1400
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:49,272
- Hmm.
- Yeah. Press conference in ten.

1401
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,199
Goodbye, lovebirds.

1402
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,320
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have left Lime Street.

1403
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:57,714
Okay, it was a terrible mistake.

1404
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,076
Oh, no, don't say that.
Please, don't say that.

1405
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:01,913
- Elle...
- I've heard your new songs.

1406
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,776
- They're incredible.
- Okay. No, they aren't.

1407
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,519
I don't even know who you are anymore.

1408
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:09,673
Everything changed after the accident.
What happened?

1409
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:12,275
- Jack? Jack? Jack?
- And here's Gavin.

1410
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,151
Jack!

1411
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:18,675
- Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack!
- All right, mate?

1412
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,592
- Jack. Jack.
- Hey, mate.

1413
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,270
Jack.

1414
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:24,509
I don't know what to say.

1415
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,195
Oh, really? It sounds like you do,
and it's "Jack."

1416
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:28,794
Jack!

1417
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:32,560
We were just coming to say good luck
and break a leg.

1418
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:36,835
Yeah, well, if I fall off the roof,
then a broken leg will be a good result.

1419
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:39,039
All right, then, let's go.

1420
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:41,795
Ka-ching!

1421
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:51,150
Ellie.

1422
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:06,390
Ooh.

1423
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:08,991
Wow. Looks pretty quiet.

1424
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,876
Maybe we should do a slightly shorter set.

1425
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,917
I mean really quiet.

1426
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:16,436
What do you want?

1427
01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,037
Uh, we're here for the gig.
I'm the musician.

1428
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:23,831
Well, that's pretty tricky,
'cause we closed three weeks ago.

1429
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:26,389
I'd take it as a hint, I would.

1430
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,596
I'm going to have to give up
the part-time jobs,

1431
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:32,955
go back to teaching.

1432
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,000
What?

1433
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,311
No. Don't go back to teaching.

1434
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,800
I've got no choice.

1435
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:45,918
Jack, if you go back to teaching,
that is when you've got no choice.

1436
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,536
Yeah, because you'll end up putting
all your genius into all those kids.

1437
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:53,839
And then you won't have any imagination
or energy left to put into your music,

1438
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,559
which really matters.

1439
01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:59,030
- Please?
- Okay...

1440
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:03,791
crazy, slightly mad woman.

1441
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:15,193
No one has ever written
this many great songs

1442
01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:16,913
in this short a time.

1443
01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:18,280
How do you do it?

1444
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:19,430
Honestly, I don't know.

1445
01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:23,216
Sometimes it feels like someone else
has written all the songs.

1446
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:25,391
Any idea who?

1447
01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:29,314
What's the inspiration
behind "Strawberry Fields Forever"?

1448
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:32,016
- Well...
- Who was your favorite?

1449
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,759
John, Paul, George, or Ringo?

1450
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:36,951
- Sorry?
- Who's your greatest influence?

1451
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:40,229
Why don't you record in Abbey Road
like they did?

1452
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,416
When can we see
another album, Jack?

1453
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:46,432
What's the story behind "Let It Be"?

1454
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,056
How did you come up
with "Yesterday"?

1455
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,515
Thank you so much.
We have to go to the roof now.

1456
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:52,080
We'll see you later.

1457
01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:54,629
Jack, what was the first song
you ever wrote?

1458
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,920
Jack, what are you
gonna play for us today?

1459
01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:59,877
It's a nice bar
they've got down there, actually.

1460
01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,400
You haven't been drinking, have you?

1461
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:02,955
No, I have not.

1462
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:06,431
Yeah, I have. But I find a couple of pints
midday sharpens my senses.

1463
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:07,720
Oh.

1464
01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:09,349
Not sure it does, mate.

1465
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:12,757
Right. Here goes.

1466
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,356
Actually, before I open this door,
can I just say...

1467
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:20,909
for a long time, I didn't really know
why I'd been born. Felt a bit pointless.

1468
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,150
But now I do know.

1469
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:27,194
I was born to serve
the greatest musician of all time.

1470
01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:30,351
It is my honor now to open this door

1471
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:33,831
for the moment
the entire world has been waiting for.

1472
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:35,430
Thanks, Rock.

1473
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:40,717
Oh, certainly been
one hell of a journey, hasn't it?

1474
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,119
So it has. So it has.

1475
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:45,520
All right.

1476
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,640
Here goes.

1477
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,000
No, that's not...

1478
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,440
Uh, wrong door.

1479
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:57,992
Um, let us continue
on our journey together.

1480
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,000
Right.

1481
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:04,156
Here it does go.

1482
01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:19,638
Jack! Jack!

1483
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:22,599
Jack! Jack! Jack!

1484
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:29,039
Thank you, Gorleston!

1485
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,392
Jack! Jack! Jack!

1486
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,114
Come on, Jack!

1487
01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:41,396
<i>♪ When I was younger ♪</i>

1488
01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:44,598
<i>♪ So much younger than today ♪</i>

1489
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:48,236
<i>♪ I never needed anybody's help
In any way ♪</i>

1490
01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:52,800
<i>♪ But now these days are gone
I'm not so self-assured ♪</i>

1491
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:56,669
<i>♪ I found that I've changed my mind
I opened up the door ♪</i>

1492
01:26:57,200 --> 01:27:00,557
<i>♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪</i>

1493
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:04,835
<i>♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪</i>

1494
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,679
<i>♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪</i>

1495
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:12,279
<i>♪ Won't you please, please help me? ♪</i>

1496
01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:18,639
<i>♪ And now my life has changed in
Oh, so many ways ♪</i>

1497
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:22,270
<i>♪ My independence
Seems to vanish in the haze ♪</i>

1498
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:27,159
<i>♪ But every now and then
I feel so insecure ♪</i>

1499
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:30,711
<i>♪ I find that I need you like
I've never done before ♪</i>

1500
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:34,790
<i>♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪</i>

1501
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:38,510
<i>♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪</i>

1502
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:43,316
<i>♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪</i>

1503
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:49,351
<i>♪ Won't you please, please
Help me, help me, help me ♪</i>

1504
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:00,837
Help me!

1505
01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:46,680
Just hang on a minute, all right?

1506
01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:48,349
Hey, uh...

1507
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:51,995
Listen, these two have been waiting
to see you for an hour.

1508
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:53,719
And they're genuinely a weird pair.

1509
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:58,676
- Should I tell them to sod right off or...
- No.

1510
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:02,160
No, let them in.

1511
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:06,513
All right, weirdos, two minutes.

1512
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,400
You can go now, Rock. I'll be fine.

1513
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,320
I wonder if we could have a little talk.

1514
01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:21,194
Yeah.

1515
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:24,234
'Cause I saw you went to Penny Lane
and Strawberry Fields.

1516
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:25,720
Yeah.

1517
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:27,440
Eleanor Rigby's grave.

1518
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:30,400
I know.

1519
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:33,520
'Cause you can't sing songs
about places you've never even been to.

1520
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:37,631
- No.
- No, I thought as much.

1521
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:43,555
Well, we just wanted
to say thank you, that's all.

1522
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:48,040
Thank me?

1523
01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:50,997
We three seem to be
the only ones who remember,

1524
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:53,390
and we can't sing,
so we just wanted to say...

1525
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,150
thanks very much.

1526
01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:59,153
Myself, also, from bottom of heart.

1527
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,555
Oh, my God!

1528
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:06,680
I thought you were going to arrest me.

1529
01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:09,639
- No, it's just lovely to hear the songs.
- Yeah.

1530
01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:11,074
I have missed them so.

1531
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:13,160
I can't remember any of the lyrics.

1532
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,032
- No, I'm struggling there as well.
- I know.

1533
01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:18,033
"For the Benefit of Mr. Kite"
is in completely the wrong order.

1534
01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:19,713
- Very big mess indeed.
- Oh, yeah.

1535
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,157
And "Hey Dude"? Really?

1536
01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:24,277
I can't apologize enough.
It was bloody Ed Sheeran.

1537
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:25,919
But this is amazing!

1538
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:29,792
Oh, God, 'cause I feel like I've been
running around a foreign country

1539
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:32,395
and I've finally bumped into two people
who can speak English.

1540
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:35,958
Because no one has ever heard of
<i>Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.</i>

1541
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:37,959
No one's ever lived in a yellow submarine.

1542
01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:40,680
- Submarine. A yellow submarine.
<i>- ♪ A yellow submarine ♪</i>

1543
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,434
<i>♪ A yellow submarine ♪</i>

1544
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,557
- We all live in a yellow submarine.
- We do!

1545
01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:46,472
I live in "Octopus Garden."

1546
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:47,596
Oh, yes!

1547
01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:49,475
Oh, you see...

1548
01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:53,279
See, here's my take, young Jack.

1549
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:56,160
A world without The Beatles

1550
01:30:57,440 --> 01:31:00,035
is a world that's infinitely worse.

1551
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:03,760
So, thank you. And use it well.

1552
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,480
I'm trying, but it's hard.

1553
01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:10,832
There's so much money and success coming,

1554
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:13,674
but I feel like I've become
the definition of living a lie.

1555
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,552
Well, I can see it might feel like that.

1556
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:27,074
We thought this might help.

1557
01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:29,080
I beg your pardon?

1558
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:31,629
Here, we've done...

1559
01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:35,396
a lot of digging.

1560
01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:04,760
Hello.

1561
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:07,309
Can I help?

1562
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:10,630
I don't know.

1563
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,000
Are you John?

1564
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:16,030
That's right.

1565
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:19,759
- From Liverpool?
- That's right.

1566
01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:23,635
It's an honor to meet you.

1567
01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:30,673
- <i>John.
- Yeah?</i>

1568
01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:32,800
<i>Have you had a happy life?</i>

1569
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:34,960
<i>Very.</i>

1570
01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:36,360
<i>But not successful.</i>

1571
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:38,958
<i>I just said, very happy.</i>

1572
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,240
<i>That means successful.</i>

1573
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:44,076
Did a job I enjoyed, day after day.

1574
01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:46,476
Sailed the world.

1575
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:50,350
Fought for things I believed in, and won.

1576
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:52,590
A couple of times.

1577
01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:54,600
Found a woman I loved.

1578
01:33:55,640 --> 01:33:57,040
Fought hard to keep her, too.

1579
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:00,710
Lived my life with her.

1580
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:04,396
Fought hard for her.

1581
01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:07,520
There were complica...

1582
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:09,435
Sorry, what's your name?

1583
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:10,760
Jack.

1584
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:13,240
There were complications, young Jack.

1585
01:34:14,720 --> 01:34:15,995
Loss and gain.

1586
01:34:17,160 --> 01:34:18,230
Prejudice and pride.

1587
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:20,840
But...

1588
01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:23,839
it all turned out just...

1589
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:27,796
fab.

1590
01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:32,440
How's your love life?

1591
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:35,200
Bad.

1592
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:38,676
I let her slip away.

1593
01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:42,276
Try to get her back.

1594
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:46,316
You want a good life?

1595
01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:48,310
It's not complicated.

1596
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:52,200
Tell the girl you love that you love her.

1597
01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:55,514
And tell the truth to everyone,

1598
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:57,596
whenever you can.

1599
01:35:02,080 --> 01:35:03,230
Can I give you a hug?

1600
01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:05,440
What?

1601
01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:06,840
It's so good to see you.

1602
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,080
How old are you?

1603
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:13,115
- Seventy-eight.
- Fantastic!

1604
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:17,594
You made it to 78.

1605
01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:20,392
You're a very strange man.

1606
01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:24,880
But go ahead.

1607
01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:32,194
You need serious psychiatric help.

1608
01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:37,436
Not anymore.

1609
01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:51,839
<i>♪ I'm in love
With the shape of you ♪</i>

1610
01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:54,240
- Jack.
<i>- Ed.</i>

1611
01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:55,320
How can I help?

1612
01:35:55,680 --> 01:35:58,354
I need to ask quite a big
and strange favor.

1613
01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:14,356
My boy!

1614
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:16,270
Debra.

1615
01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:18,550
Cheers.

1616
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:22,436
Poor Ed. John the Baptist.

1617
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:26,200
Nice guy, one or two pretty good songs,

1618
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:28,272
but was basically
warming the world up for you...

1619
01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:30,070
the messiah.

1620
01:36:30,920 --> 01:36:34,277
Soon to be the most successful artist
in the history of music.

1621
01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:37,592
And the reason I'm going to be buying
not just one more house in Malibu,

1622
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:39,474
but the entire beachfront.

1623
01:36:40,280 --> 01:36:42,272
Well, it's good to see you, Debra.

1624
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:43,950
Um...

1625
01:36:45,160 --> 01:36:47,277
So, does anybody know
why you're actually here?

1626
01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:52,673
Um... I'm going to spice up Ed's set
with a couple of songs, and then...

1627
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,713
there's a little something I want to say.

1628
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:57,678
Songs. I love songs.

1629
01:36:58,080 --> 01:36:59,719
Thing you'd like to say?

1630
01:37:00,840 --> 01:37:02,115
I'd keep it brief.

1631
01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:05,120
I've never heard you say
anything interesting before.

1632
01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:07,360
I don't know why tonight
would be the big breakthrough.

1633
01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:09,234
Have a good show.

1634
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:11,839
Thank you. Helpful.

1635
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:18,716
You're on.

1636
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:20,280
Okay.

1637
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:23,438
- Is she here?
- Yeah.

1638
01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:26,270
Okay.

1639
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:29,275
- Remember the plan.
- Yep.

1640
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:31,376
- When I get to the last song.
- Hey, I'm ready.

1641
01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:35,796
Thank you! Thank you very much!

1642
01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:40,400
Now, the gig is not quite over.
I have one last surprise for you all.

1643
01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:41,800
I'm gonna bring on an old friend.

1644
01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:44,955
I know him as my dodgy Moscow support act.

1645
01:37:45,040 --> 01:37:48,192
You know him as a man
that writes very, very good songs.

1646
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:51,910
Wembley Stadium, please make some noise
for Mr. Jack Malik!

1647
01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:00,119
All right, over to you, maestro.

1648
01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:01,836
Thanks.

1649
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:06,075
<i>Wembley! Please welcome to the stage</i>

1650
01:38:06,160 --> 01:38:08,914
<i>the greatest human being who ever lived.</i>

1651
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:11,799
My best friend, your hero,

1652
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:15,271
Sir Jack Malik!

1653
01:38:15,360 --> 01:38:16,589
- Yeah, Jack!
- Whoo!

1654
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:21,119
- Jack! Jack!
- Jack! Whoo-hoo!

1655
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:29,913
<i>♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪</i>

1656
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:33,240
<i>♪ You know what I mean ♪</i>

1657
01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:35,473
<i>♪ And the way she looked ♪</i>

1658
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:38,196
<i>♪ Was way beyond compare ♪</i>

1659
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,078
<i>♪ Here comes the sun ♪</i>

1660
01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:43,389
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

1661
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:47,111
<i>♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪</i>

1662
01:38:47,200 --> 01:38:48,919
<i>♪ It's all right ♪</i>

1663
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:52,876
So, when did you first realize
that your son was too good for you?

1664
01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:55,759
<i>♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪</i>

1665
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:58,196
<i>♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪</i>

1666
01:38:58,280 --> 01:39:00,670
<i>♪ Back in the USSR ♪</i>

1667
01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:03,794
<i>♪ Nothing you can say ♪</i>

1668
01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:05,951
<i>♪ But you can learn how to play the game ♪</i>

1669
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:07,997
<i>♪ It's easy ♪</i>

1670
01:39:10,720 --> 01:39:13,110
<i>♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪</i>

1671
01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:15,560
<i>♪ Nothing you can save... ♪</i>

1672
01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:17,473
Brass band, huh?

1673
01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:20,016
- Are we paying these jokers?
<i>- ♪ Nothing you can do ♪</i>

1674
01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:22,600
<i>♪ But you can learn
How to be you in time ♪</i>

1675
01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:24,637
<i>♪ It's easy ♪</i>

1676
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:27,270
Everybody!

1677
01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:29,795
<i>♪ All you need is love ♪</i>

1678
01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:34,356
<i>♪ All you need is love ♪</i>

1679
01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:36,400
- Come backstage, Ellie.
- What?

1680
01:39:36,680 --> 01:39:38,319
<i>♪ All you need is love ♪</i>

1681
01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:39,516
Coming through.

1682
01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:41,196
Excuse me.

1683
01:39:41,280 --> 01:39:42,509
<i>♪ Love, love is all you need ♪</i>

1684
01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:46,751
<i>♪ All you need is love ♪</i>

1685
01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:48,593
All together now!

1686
01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:50,115
Come, come, come.

1687
01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:51,270
Come. See that?

1688
01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:52,955
Everybody!

1689
01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:54,429
Stand there. Trust me.

1690
01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:55,795
Just stand right there.

1691
01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:57,240
Just stay right there. Stay there.

1692
01:39:58,360 --> 01:40:00,556
<i>♪ Love is all you need ♪</i>

1693
01:40:04,920 --> 01:40:06,070
And now there's, um...

1694
01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:09,736
There's someone
I'd like to introduce you to,

1695
01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:11,640
if we could just switch on
the backstage camera.

1696
01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:18,599
- Oh!
- Oh!

1697
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,195
It's Ellie.

1698
01:40:23,840 --> 01:40:25,160
This is Ellie.

1699
01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:27,630
Ellie!

1700
01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:32,556
And when I had no fans,
Ellie was my only fan.

1701
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,637
The only person in the world
who believed in me.

1702
01:40:36,200 --> 01:40:38,576
And that's why tonight I asked Ed
if I could come on and play,

1703
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:41,718
'cause I want to tell her... and you...

1704
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:44,229
what I've done.

1705
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,433
Darn it, Ellie, I've been untrue.

1706
01:40:52,920 --> 01:40:55,913
All the songs I've sung tonight
were really written and performed

1707
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,117
by four men called John Lennon,

1708
01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:01,319
Paul McCartney, George Harrison,
and Ringo Starr.

1709
01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:04,396
The Beatles.

1710
01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:06,955
They were the real geniuses.

1711
01:41:07,080 --> 01:41:09,151
Me, I'm just a sort of go-between

1712
01:41:09,240 --> 01:41:13,951
to, well, get their astonishing stuff
into the world.

1713
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:15,190
Beatles?

1714
01:41:15,280 --> 01:41:18,193
And I passed their amazing work
off as my own,

1715
01:41:18,520 --> 01:41:20,432
so I could look like I was amazing, too.

1716
01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:25,195
I want you all to know
that I'm not going to take any money

1717
01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:27,351
for this work that isn't mine.

1718
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:30,669
So you can have all the songs for free.

1719
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:34,320
- Rocky, do it.
- Right. Here goes.

1720
01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:37,595
They're being released
for free online now.

1721
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:40,670
And I'd love to not take
any more praise for it.

1722
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:43,310
So, I'm...

1723
01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:46,516
I'm so sorry.

1724
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,520
And while I'm at it,

1725
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:53,831
there's one other thing
to say as well, because...

1726
01:41:55,480 --> 01:41:57,153
I've been a fool twice over.

1727
01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:01,079
And I want to thank Ellie

1728
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:04,480
- for her love.
- Aww!

1729
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:17,429
And, Ellie...

1730
01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:21,670
Elle.

1731
01:42:25,120 --> 01:42:27,032
- I love you.
- Aww!

1732
01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:30,392
- Aww!
- Oh!

1733
01:42:31,160 --> 01:42:32,310
I always have.

1734
01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:36,316
Always.

1735
01:42:44,320 --> 01:42:46,601
That's definitely enough talking
for one night.

1736
01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:49,394
But it's been a blast.

1737
01:42:51,160 --> 01:42:54,312
- We love you, Jack!
- We still love you!

1738
01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:12,199
Where's the stage?
What floor is this?

1739
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:14,677
Where is the goddamn stage?

1740
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:26,157
- Oh, my God!
- I know.

1741
01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:28,197
It's a lot of information to take in.

1742
01:43:28,520 --> 01:43:29,520
I know.

1743
01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:32,976
And if you'd told me I was gonna be on
the big screen, I'd have got my hair done.

1744
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:36,076
I'm sorry.

1745
01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:38,038
You didn't write any of the songs?

1746
01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:39,190
No.

1747
01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:41,670
That is very bad behavior.

1748
01:43:43,480 --> 01:43:45,915
- On a global scale.
- It was very bad.

1749
01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:56,314
Well, this is a strange one.

1750
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:03,440
Of course I've always known
I was number two.

1751
01:44:04,240 --> 01:44:05,799
But that's not a bad place to be.

1752
01:44:06,840 --> 01:44:08,840
Some of the best songs
never made it to number one.

1753
01:44:10,480 --> 01:44:13,757
"Common People" by Pulp, for a start.
It's a total classic.

1754
01:44:15,200 --> 01:44:17,760
And obviously,
all I want is for Ellie to be happy.

1755
01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:22,840
Gavin...

1756
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:25,994
Best man I ever met.

1757
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:31,075
Thank you, Gavin.

1758
01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:32,736
- He's here! He's here!
- What was that?

1759
01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:34,558
- Oh, God. Go.
- Jack!

1760
01:44:35,320 --> 01:44:36,496
- We should definitely go!
- Yeah.

1761
01:44:36,520 --> 01:44:37,590
Shit!

1762
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:39,639
Where's that lying son of a bitch?

1763
01:44:40,200 --> 01:44:41,350
Move, idiots!

1764
01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:43,116
Look, he's here!

1765
01:44:43,200 --> 01:44:44,520
Jack!

1766
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:47,274
Jack, please take me with you.
No one else will employ me.

1767
01:44:47,360 --> 01:44:48,589
I'm rubbish at my job.

1768
01:44:48,680 --> 01:44:49,720
Just hold them off, Rocky.

1769
01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:51,519
In the name of money, stop!

1770
01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:54,317
Get back here,
you stupid English mother...

1771
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:56,596
- Sorry, Debra.
- Jack!

1772
01:44:56,680 --> 01:44:58,336
Debra, stop.
You're embarrassing yourself.

1773
01:44:58,360 --> 01:44:59,919
Jack!

1774
01:45:02,440 --> 01:45:04,096
<i>♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪</i>

1775
01:45:04,120 --> 01:45:05,634
<i>♪ To make a change in our lives ♪</i>

1776
01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:08,519
<i>♪ East Anglian sky, empty bottle of wine ♪</i>

1777
01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:10,120
<i>♪ I got you by my side ♪</i>

1778
01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:11,640
<i>♪ Talking 'bout love and life ♪</i>

1779
01:45:11,720 --> 01:45:14,679
<i>♪ Oh, how lucky you're mine
When I look in your eyes ♪</i>

1780
01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:17,753
<i>♪ What a wonderful way
To spend a moment or two ♪</i>

1781
01:45:17,840 --> 01:45:20,400
<i>♪ To be lying awake
And be here talking to you ♪</i>

1782
01:45:20,760 --> 01:45:23,480
<i>♪ I got somethin' to say
And know what I gotta do ♪</i>

1783
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:26,633
<i>♪ To be making a change
Now the moment of truth ♪</i>

1784
01:45:26,720 --> 01:45:28,313
<i>♪ Why am I feeling so nervous? ♪</i>

1785
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:31,791
<i>♪ When things are going so perfect ♪</i>

1786
01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:34,512
<i>♪ But I know that it's worth it ♪</i>

1787
01:45:34,640 --> 01:45:37,280
<i>♪ To spend forever with you ♪</i>

1788
01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:40,398
<i>♪ And so I count to three ♪</i>

1789
01:45:40,520 --> 01:45:43,672
<i>♪ And get on one knee ♪</i>

1790
01:45:43,760 --> 01:45:44,955
<i>♪ And I ask you ♪</i>

1791
01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:49,075
<i>♪ Darling, honestly ♪</i>

1792
01:45:49,160 --> 01:45:55,430
<i>♪ I've waited all this time
Just to make it right ♪</i>

1793
01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:57,989
<i>♪ So, I'll ask you tonight ♪</i>

1794
01:45:58,560 --> 01:46:01,155
<i>♪ "Will you marry me?" ♪</i>

1795
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:04,153
<i>♪ Just say yes ♪</i>

1796
01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:08,519
<i>♪ One word, one love, one life... ♪</i>

1797
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:13,640
Oh, I feel like Harry Potter
after he defeated Voldemort.

1798
01:46:14,720 --> 01:46:16,712
At last everything can go back to normal.

1799
01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:19,639
And isn't normal wonderful?

1800
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:21,710
Who?

1801
01:46:23,280 --> 01:46:24,280
Sorry?

1802
01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:26,989
Harry Potter. Who's he?

1803
01:46:27,240 --> 01:46:29,596
<i>♪ Your hand in mine ♪</i>

1804
01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:32,115
<i>♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪</i>

1805
01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:35,595
<i>♪ Hearts intertwined ♪</i>

1806
01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:37,239
<i>♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪</i>

1807
01:46:37,320 --> 01:46:38,356
No one.

1808
01:46:39,320 --> 01:46:40,470
Nothing.

1809
01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:41,630
<i>♪ In perfect time ♪</i>

1810
01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:43,677
<i>♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪</i>

1811
01:46:43,760 --> 01:46:44,989
Time for bed.

1812
01:46:45,080 --> 01:46:47,117
<i>♪ Oh, you and I ♪</i>

1813
01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:48,236
Time.

1814
01:46:48,320 --> 01:46:50,516
<i>♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪</i>

1815
01:46:56,160 --> 01:46:59,756
<i>♪ Desmond has a barrow
In the marketplace ♪</i>

1816
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:03,192
<i>♪ Molly is a singer with a band ♪</i>

1817
01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:07,996
<i>♪ Desmond says to Molly
"Girl, I like your face" ♪</i>

1818
01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:11,710
<i>♪ And Molly says this
As she takes him by the hand ♪</i>

1819
01:47:12,440 --> 01:47:14,397
<i>♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪</i>

1820
01:47:14,480 --> 01:47:16,756
<i>♪ Life goes on, brah ♪</i>

1821
01:47:17,080 --> 01:47:19,914
<i>♪ La-la, how their life goes on ♪</i>

1822
01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:21,400
Okay.

1823
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:26,233
<i>♪ In a couple of years
They have built a home sweet home ♪</i>

1824
01:47:30,360 --> 01:47:33,717
<i>♪ With a couple of kids
Running in the yard ♪</i>

1825
01:47:34,120 --> 01:47:37,079
<i>♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones ♪</i>

1826
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:38,355
<i>♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪</i>

1827
01:47:38,440 --> 01:47:42,036
<i>♪ Happy ever after in the marketplace ♪</i>

1828
01:47:42,400 --> 01:47:45,313
<i>♪ Molly lets the children lend a hand ♪</i>

1829
01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:50,270
<i>♪ Desmond stays at home
And does her pretty face ♪</i>

1830
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:52,869
<i>♪ And in the evening
She's a singer with the band ♪</i>

1831
01:47:52,960 --> 01:47:54,679
Yeah. One last time.

1832
01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:56,513
<i>♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪</i>

1833
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:58,876
<i>♪ Life goes on, brah ♪</i>

1834
01:47:59,360 --> 01:48:02,239
<i>♪ La-la, how their life goes on ♪</i>

1835
01:48:03,320 --> 01:48:05,198
<i>♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪</i>

1836
01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:07,715
<i>♪ Life goes on, brah ♪</i>

1837
01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:10,793
<i>♪ La-la, how their life goes on ♪</i>

1838
01:48:12,160 --> 01:48:13,389
<i>♪ And if you want some fun ♪</i>

1839
01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:15,880
<i>♪ Sing Ob-la-di-bla-da ♪</i>

1840
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:23,870
Yes!

1841
01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:42,751
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1842
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:46,074
<i>♪ Don't make it bad ♪</i>

1843
01:48:46,920 --> 01:48:53,030
<i>♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪</i>

1844
01:48:53,880 --> 01:48:58,238
<i>♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪</i>

1845
01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:01,157
<i>♪ Then you can start ♪</i>

1846
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:05,356
<i>♪ To make it better ♪</i>

1847
01:49:06,160 --> 01:49:11,713
<i>♪ Hey, Jude, don't be afraid ♪</i>

1848
01:49:12,720 --> 01:49:15,519
<i>♪ You were made to ♪</i>

1849
01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:18,638
<i>♪ Go out and get her ♪</i>

1850
01:49:19,560 --> 01:49:23,998
<i>♪ The minute you let her under your skin ♪</i>

1851
01:49:24,760 --> 01:49:30,677
<i>♪ Then you begin to make it better ♪</i>

1852
01:49:33,480 --> 01:49:36,632
<i>♪ And anytime you feel the pain ♪</i>

1853
01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:39,918
<i>♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪</i>

1854
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:43,198
<i>♪ Don't carry the world ♪</i>

1855
01:49:43,280 --> 01:49:47,752
<i>♪ Upon your shoulders ♪</i>

1856
01:49:49,360 --> 01:49:52,876
<i>♪ For well you know that it's a fool ♪</i>

1857
01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:56,112
<i>♪ Who plays it cool ♪</i>

1858
01:49:56,200 --> 01:50:03,198
<i>♪ By making his world a little colder ♪</i>

1859
01:50:03,960 --> 01:50:09,877
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1860
01:50:12,480 --> 01:50:14,597
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1861
01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:17,596
<i>♪ Don't let me down ♪</i>

1862
01:50:19,280 --> 01:50:24,275
<i>♪ You have found her, now go and get her ♪</i>

1863
01:50:25,720 --> 01:50:30,476
<i>♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪</i>

1864
01:50:31,080 --> 01:50:37,077
<i>♪ Then you can start to make it better ♪</i>

1865
01:50:39,480 --> 01:50:43,076
<i>♪ So let it out and let it in ♪</i>

1866
01:50:43,160 --> 01:50:46,153
<i>♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪</i>

1867
01:50:46,440 --> 01:50:50,229
<i>♪ You're waiting for someone ♪</i>

1868
01:50:50,320 --> 01:50:53,836
<i>♪ To perform with ♪</i>

1869
01:50:56,040 --> 01:50:59,477
<i>♪ And don't you know that it's just you ♪</i>

1870
01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:02,394
<i>♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪</i>

1871
01:51:02,920 --> 01:51:09,918
<i>♪ The movement you need
Is on your shoulder ♪</i>

1872
01:51:10,640 --> 01:51:17,513
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na, yeah ♪</i>

1873
01:51:19,440 --> 01:51:21,875
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1874
01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:24,755
<i>♪ Don't make it bad ♪</i>

1875
01:51:26,080 --> 01:51:31,838
<i>♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪</i>

1876
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:37,512
<i>♪ Remember to let her under your skin ♪</i>

1877
01:51:38,480 --> 01:51:40,756
<i>♪ Then you'll begin ♪</i>

1878
01:51:41,280 --> 01:51:44,273
<i>♪ To make it better ♪</i>

1879
01:51:44,360 --> 01:51:47,432
<i>♪ Better, better, better, better, better ♪</i>

1880
01:51:47,520 --> 01:51:51,400
<i>- ♪ I'm begging you ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

1881
01:51:51,480 --> 01:51:55,679
<i>- ♪ Na, na, na-na, na-na ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1882
01:51:56,200 --> 01:51:58,954
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1883
01:51:59,040 --> 01:52:01,077
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1884
01:52:03,160 --> 01:52:08,633
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1885
01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:12,310
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1886
01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:14,198
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1887
01:52:16,480 --> 01:52:21,760
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1888
01:52:23,080 --> 01:52:25,390
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1889
01:52:25,480 --> 01:52:27,358
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1890
01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:35,040
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1891
01:52:36,320 --> 01:52:38,835
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1892
01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:39,990
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1893
01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:44,279
<i>♪ Jude, Judy, Judy
Judy, Judy, Judy, ow, wow! ♪</i>

1894
01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:49,555
<i>- ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪
- ♪ Oh, my, my, m</i> y ♪

1895
01:52:49,640 --> 01:52:51,871
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1896
01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:52,996
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1897
01:52:53,120 --> 01:52:56,079
<i>♪ Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪</i>

1898
01:52:56,160 --> 01:53:01,315
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1899
01:53:01,920 --> 01:53:05,118
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1900
01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:07,510
<i>- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude ♪</i>

1901
01:53:07,600 --> 01:53:09,353
<i>♪ Jude, you're not gonna break it ♪</i>

1902
01:53:09,440 --> 01:53:11,477
<i>♪ Na, na-na ♪</i>

1903
01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:13,916
<i>- ♪ Don't make it bad, Jude ♪
- ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1904
01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:17,880
<i>- ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪
- ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1905
01:53:18,120 --> 01:53:20,510
<i>- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Oh, Jude, Jude, hey, Jude ♪</i>

1906
01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:22,353
<i>♪ Wow ♪</i>

1907
01:53:22,480 --> 01:53:25,917
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1908
01:53:26,000 --> 01:53:30,950
<i>- ♪ Ooh, Jude ♪
- ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1909
01:53:31,040 --> 01:53:32,440
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1910
01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:34,955
<i>♪ Hey, yeah ♪</i>

1911
01:53:35,040 --> 01:53:39,114
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1912
01:53:39,200 --> 01:53:40,759
<i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>

1913
01:53:41,560 --> 01:53:43,756
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1914
01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:44,876
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1915
01:53:44,960 --> 01:53:48,271
<i>♪ Now, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪</i>

1916
01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:53,116
<i>- ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1917
01:53:53,440 --> 01:53:54,440
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1918
01:53:54,520 --> 01:53:56,716
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1919
01:53:56,800 --> 01:53:58,917
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1920
01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:06,519
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1921
01:54:07,440 --> 01:54:09,238
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1922
01:54:09,720 --> 01:54:10,720
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1923
01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:13,679
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1924
01:54:13,760 --> 01:54:18,391
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1925
01:54:18,480 --> 01:54:19,709
<i>♪ Pain won't come back, Jude ♪</i>

1926
01:54:20,240 --> 01:54:22,550
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1927
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:24,279
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1928
01:54:26,640 --> 01:54:31,999
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1929
01:54:33,000 --> 01:54:35,390
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1930
01:54:35,480 --> 01:54:37,073
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1931
01:54:39,440 --> 01:54:44,151
<i>- ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1932
01:54:44,240 --> 01:54:45,799
<i>♪ Make it through ♪</i>

1933
01:54:45,880 --> 01:54:48,076
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1934
01:54:48,160 --> 01:54:49,880
<i>- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1935
01:54:49,920 --> 01:54:52,560
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1936
01:54:52,640 --> 01:54:57,999
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1937
01:54:58,640 --> 01:55:00,871
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1938
01:55:00,960 --> 01:55:03,236
<i>- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen ♪</i>

1939
01:55:03,320 --> 01:55:05,516
<i>♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma ♪</i>

1940
01:55:05,600 --> 01:55:10,550
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1941
01:55:11,480 --> 01:55:13,995
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1942
01:55:14,080 --> 01:55:15,560
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1943
01:55:17,800 --> 01:55:22,920
<i>♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1944
01:55:24,240 --> 01:55:26,550
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1945
01:55:26,640 --> 01:55:28,518
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>

1946
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:35,592
<i>♪ Well, then a na, na-na
Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1947
01:55:37,040 --> 01:55:39,430
<i>♪ Na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1948
01:55:39,520 --> 01:55:41,034
<i>♪ Hey, Jude ♪</i>