[4:06 PM] Nuva: [9:10 AM] sals: Who is your cohort, where would he come from, why is he in Sirugu, why would he serve you?

"Oi you're that ten foot tall fastest sword of the west east or whatever, right? Betcha my life I can beat you in a duel"
[4:07 PM] Nuva: Also ah
[4:07 PM] Tombstone: it's him
[4:07 PM] Tombstone: the one australian man in logus
[4:07 PM] Nuva: Pulls out a knife, its in fact
[4:07 PM] Nuva: a knife
[4:08 PM] Jaekblighter: When did you get the moniker of the "fastest sword in the westeast"
[4:08 PM] Frood: Oi mate, it's me, Shrimpon DaBahbee
[4:08 PM] Nuva: I may have forgotten where Viven is
[4:08 PM] Frood: this much is clear
[4:08 PM] Frood: regardless of that
[4:08 PM] Frood: when did people besides you start calling you the fastest sword of anywhere
[4:09 PM] Tombstone: this man with a terrible speech impediment
[4:09 PM] Nuva: I heard it from me mate who heard it from his mate
[4:09 PM] Nuva: That some tall bastard in Sirugu is the fastest blade
[4:09 PM] Nuva: I been challenging em one by one
[4:09 PM] Nuva: I be undefeated and this ten foot tall cunt gotta top that record
[4:10 PM] Nuva: Also I don't know, I kinda like
[4:10 PM] Jaekblighter: Yeah well
[4:10 PM] Nuva: Literally wrote that on my 3x5 card
[4:10 PM] Nuva: That people called Batbayar in Viven the fastest blade
[4:10 PM] Jaekblighter: I can shoot tidal waves from my hands
[4:10 PM] Nuva: So that's been there from the start
[4:10 PM] Jaekblighter: and have caused many calamitys
[4:11 PM] Nuva: Oi that's all fancy and all but I can't serve a bottle of water
[4:11 PM] Nuva: also hard to duel water
[4:11 PM] Nuva: I'd imagine
[4:11 PM] Nuva: If you're not a bender of the elements and have a sword
[4:11 PM] Nuva: I'm kinda trying to make the duel thing the reason behind it since Batbayar is
[4:11 PM] Nuva: Kinda
[4:11 PM] Nuva: A duelist, I guess
[4:11 PM] Tombstone: Well
[4:11 PM] Tombstone: I can go invisible
[4:12 PM] Jaekblighter: Kasumi has a ten foot dick.
[4:12 PM] Nuva: You trying to test my object peranence? Cause I'm failing
[4:12 PM] Frood: make a character who is just Bobby Bottleservice from the kroll show
[4:12 PM] Nuva: Done
[4:12 PM] Nuva: Deal
[4:12 PM] Frood: you smell amazing did you eat an orange or something?
[4:12 PM] Nuva: Oh fuck
[4:14 PM] Nuva: Also stop trying to steal my cohort, Jake
[4:14 PM] Jaekblighter: I already have a cohort
[4:14 PM] Jaekblighter: She's great
[4:15 PM] Tombstone: put mino in the middle and see who she goes to
[4:15 PM] Nuva: Yeah well I bet my cohort can beat up your cohort
[4:15 PM] Jaekblighter: I mean
[4:16 PM] Jaekblighter: I already know Mino and Kasumi's gameplay
[4:16 PM] Nuva: SALS, CAN WE HAVE A COHORT CAGE MATCH
[4:16 PM] Jaekblighter: she stans behind me with a longspear and stabs at whatever comes close, and we stick in tight formation
[4:16 PM] Jaekblighter: so so tight
[4:16 PM] Jaekblighter: Nuva be the face in the next campaign
[4:16 PM] Nuva: You got it
[4:16 PM] Jaekblighter: Sweet
[4:16 PM] Nuva: I hope its the one where we get to kill Aristus I have some things to say that piece of shit
[4:16 PM] Jaekblighter: I'm sure you will have a lot to say
[4:17 PM] Nuva: I'll admit there's some goal where I want to see Sals channel Aristus
[4:17 PM] Jaekblighter: I would be pretty down with that haha