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  1. Layout made by Insatiable @HighTimes.
  2. Make sure to keep credit in place, don't be a Dingus.
  3. Any issues, simply send me a message @ rp.me /valhalla
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  10. ABOUT ME;;;
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  13. <body oncontextmenu="alert('©HighTimes');return false;"><body ondragstart="alert('©HighTimes');return false;" onselectstart="return false" ondragstart="return false" onkeydown="return false">
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  15. <BODY oncontextmenu="return false" onselectstart="return false" ondragstart="return false" onmousedown="return false";></body>
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  17. .InsatiableHT { TEXT L I N K S }
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  19. <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Mr+Dafoe&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">
  20. <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Cinzel+Decorative" rel="stylesheet">
  21. <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Great+Vibes" rel="stylesheet">
  22. <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Cabin:700" rel="stylesheet">
  23. <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=La+Belle+Aurore&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">
  24.  
  25. <style>
  26.  
  27. .InsatiableHT { BACKGROUND P R O P E R T I E S }
  28. body {
  29. background:url(https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/09/08/21/21/square-2730229_960_720.jpg) #ffffff;
  30. background-position:bottom-left;
  31. background-attachment:fixed;
  32. background-repeat: none;
  33. margin-left:0px;}
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  35. .InsatiableHT { TABLE P R O P E R T I E S }
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  37. table, tr, td { background-color:transparent; }
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  39. table table table td { border:0px; margin:0px; padding: 0px;}
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  44. border-style: double;
  45. border-width: 0px;
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  47. background-color: #000000;
  48. background-image: url();
  49. margin-top: 0px;
  50. margin-left:10px;}
  51.  
  52. td.text table {position:static; top:-5px;}
  53. td.text table table {position:static;}
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  56.  
  57. <style>
  58. .a {move left column}
  59. object, embed,
  60. table table table {position:relative; left: 13px; top: 4px;}
  61. table table table table {position:static;}
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  63. .a {move right column}
  64. td.text table {position:relative; left:-12px;}
  65. td.text object, td.text embed,
  66. td.text table table {position:static;}
  67. </style>
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  69.  
  70. <style type="text/css">* {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/symbols/sym-1/sym46.cur), auto !important;}</style><a href="http://www.cursors-4u.com/cursor/2005/05/05/sym46.html" target="_blank" title="The Infamous Middle Finger"><img src="http://cur.cursors-4u.net/cursor.png" border="0" alt="The Infamous Middle Finger" style="position:absolute; top: 0px; right: 0px;" />
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  72.  
  73. <style>
  74.  
  75. .InsatiableHT { MAIN T E X T PROPERTIES }
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  77. font-family:times;
  78. font-size: 9px;
  79. line-height:10px;
  80. color: #FFFFFF
  81. }
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  87.  
  88. .InsatiableHT { WEBKIT S C R O L L B A R PROPERTIES }
  89.  
  90. ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb:vertical {
  91. background-color: #CCCCAA;
  92. height: 7px;
  93. }
  94. ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb:horizontal { background-color: #CCCCAA;
  95. height: 7px;
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  98. background-color: transparent;
  99. border: 0px solid #FFFFFF;
  100. height:5px;
  101. width:3px;
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  106.  
  107.  
  108. .InsatiableHT { TEXT S T Y L E PROPERTIES }
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  117. a.second, a.second:link, a.second:active, a.second:visited
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  120. font-size: 8px;
  121. letter-spacing: 2px;
  122. line-height: 10px!important;
  123. color:#FFFFFF!important;
  124. background-color: #000000!important;
  125. text-transform: uppercase!important;
  126. font-weight: lighter!important;
  127. text-decoration: none;
  128. text-transform: uppercase!important;
  129. background-image:url('');
  130. border: 0px solid #000000;
  131. text-align: center;
  132. display: block;
  133. padding: 4px;
  134. margin: 1px;
  135. -webkit-transition: all .9s ease-in-out;
  136. -moz-transition: all .9s ease-in-out;
  137. }
  138. a.second:hover {
  139. font-family: cambria!important;
  140. font-size: 8px!important;
  141. letter-spacing: 0px;
  142. color: #FFFFFF!important;
  143. text-transform: lowercase!important;
  144. text-align: center;
  145. background-color: #000000;
  146. letter-spacing: 3px; }
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  155. font-weight: lighter;
  156. font-style: none;
  157. text-transform: uppercase;
  158. font-size: 9px;
  159. margin:1px;
  160. padding:0px;
  161. letter-spacing: 2px;
  162. font-family: 'Volkhov', serif; }
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  167. text-shadow: 2px 2px #828282;
  168. font-weight: lighter;
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  170. text-transform: uppercase;
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  172. margin:1px;
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  186. margin: 6px;
  187. padding:5px;
  188. letter-spacing: 0px;
  189. font-family: 'La Belle Aurore', cursive; }
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  194. color: #FFFFFF;
  195. text-shadow: 2px 2px #828282;
  196. font-weight: lighter;
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  198. text-align: center;
  199. text-transform: Normal;
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  202. margin:1px;
  203. padding:9px;
  204. letter-spacing: 3px;
  205. font-family: 'Mr Dafoe', cursive; }
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  209. border-left: 60px double #FFFFFF;
  210. font-weight: lighter;
  211. font-style: none;
  212. text-align: right;
  213. text-transform: uppercase;
  214. font-size: 8px;
  215. line-height: 10px;
  216. margin:1px;
  217. padding:5px;
  218. letter-spacing: 5px;
  219. font-family: 'Cinzel', serif; }
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  222. color: #FFFFFF;
  223. border-bottom: 4px double #FFFFFF;
  224. font-weight: lighter;
  225. font-style: none;
  226. text-align: center;
  227. text-transform: uppercase;
  228. font-size: 10px;
  229. line-height: 10px;
  230. margin:1px;
  231. padding:5px;
  232. letter-spacing: 5px;
  233. font-family: 'Tenali Ramakrishna', sans-serif; }
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  238.  
  239. .InsatiableHT { M U S I C }
  240.  
  241. .music {
  242. bottom:6px;
  243. right:-308px;
  244. width:340px;
  245. height:33px;
  246. position:fixed!important;
  247. -webkit-transition: all .3s linear;
  248. -moz-transition: all .3s linear;
  249. -o-transition: all .3s linear;}
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  252.  
  253. .InsatiableHT { RPER.ME H I D E CODES }
  254. .clearfix { display: none; }
  255. .lightbluetext8 { display:none; }
  256. .contacttable { display:none; }
  257. .whitetext12 { display:none; }
  258. .interestsanddetails { display:none; }
  259. .userProfiledetail { display:none; }
  260. .friendSpace { display:none; }
  261. .friendsComments { display:none; }
  262. .latestBlogEntry { display:none; }
  263. .orangetext15 { display:none; }
  264. .profileinfo { display:none; }
  265. .userProfileURL { display:none; }
  266. .extendedNetwork { display:none; }
  267. .blurbs { display:none; }
  268. .userAlbums { display:none; }
  269. #footerWarpper{ display:none; }
  270.  
  271. </style>
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  287. LIKE TO MEET;;;
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  289. </table>
  290. </td>
  291. </tr>
  292. </table>
  293. <br />
  294. <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="304">
  295. <td>
  296. <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="304">
  297. <td valign="top" align="center" width="304">
  298.  
  299. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/sgzFhrX.png" style="border:2px solid #FFFFFF; padding:1px;"></div>
  300.  
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  302. <h2>'Cause I'm Slim Shady, </h2>
  303. <div style="overflow:auto; text-align:justify; width:148px; float:left; height:98px; padding:3px; margin:3px;">
  304. <b>FULL NAME // </b> Marshall Bruce Mathers. </br>
  305. <b> NICKNAME // </b> Eminem.  </br>
  306. <b> HOME // </b> Saint Joseph, Missouri, United States. </br>
  307. <b> FAMILY // </b> Hailie Jade, Alaina Marie Mathers, Whitney Scott Mathers. </br>
  308. <b> SPECIES // </b> Rap God. </br>
  309. <b> AGE // </b> Immortal. </br>
  310. </div>
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  312.  
  313. <div style="overflow:auto; text-align:justify; width:140px; float:right; height:110px;  padding:3px; margin:3px;">
  314.  
  315. <a href="/home.php" class="second"> home </a>
  316. <a href="/home.php" class="second"> comment </a>
  317. <a href="/home.php" class="second"> message </a>
  318. <a href="/home.php" class="second"> gallery </a>
  319. <a href="/hightimes" class="second"> credit </a>
  320.  
  321. </div>
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  323.  
  324. <h3> ◃▹◃▹ ◃▹◃▹ </h3>
  325. <div style="overflow:auto; text-align:justify; width:140px; float:left; height:145px; padding:3px; margin:3px;">
  326. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
  327. Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
  328. And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
  329. They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
  330. It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
  331. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
  332. And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
  333. Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
  334. Feminist women love Eminem
  335. "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
  336. Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
  337. Flippin' the you-know-who, " "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
  338. Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
  339. But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
  340. Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
  341. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
  342. "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
  343. And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
  344. And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
  345. And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
  346. Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
  347. By the time they hit fourth grade
  348. They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
  349. We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
  350. Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
  351. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
  352. Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
  353. But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
  354. Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes</DIV>
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  358.  
  359. <div style="overflow:auto; text-align:justify; width:140px; float:right; height:145px; padding:3px; margin:3px;">
  360. Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
  361. Well, I do, so f*** him and f*** you too!
  362. You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
  363. Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
  364. "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
  365. Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
  366. So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
  367. Sh*t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
  368. So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
  369. And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
  370. Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
  371. "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee."
  372. I should download her audio on MP3
  373. And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
  374. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
  375. All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
  376. And there's a million of us just like me
  377. Who cuss like me, who just don't give a f*** like me
  378. Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
  379. And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
  380. </DIV>
  381. </table>
  382. </td>
  383. </tr>
  384. </table>
  385. <br />
  386. <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="304">
  387. <td>
  388. <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="304">
  389. <td valign="top" align="center" width="304">
  390. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/e6nFI2t.png" style="border:2px solid #FFFFFF; padding:1px;"></div>
  391.  
  392. <h2>yes I'm the real Shady</h2>
  393. <div style="overflow:auto; text-align:justify; width:290px; float:left; height:62px; padding:3px; margin:3px;">
  394. <h3>header three</h3> <h2>header two</h2> <b>bold</b> <i>italic</i> <u>underlined</u> <strong>strong</strong>
  395. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.</DIV>
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  418. INTERESTS;;;
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  420. </tr></table></td></tr></table><br /><table bordercolor="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="500" bgcolor="" border="0"><td><table bordercolor="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="500" align="center" bgcolor="" border="0"><td valign="top" align="left" width="500" bgcolor="ffffff" style="word-wrap:break-word">
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  422. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/tttStrs.png" style="border:2px solid #FFFFFF; padding:1px;"></div>
  423.  
  424. </tr></table></td></tr></table><br /><table bordercolor="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="510" bgcolor="" border="0"><td><table bordercolor="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="510" align="center" bgcolor="" border="0"><td valign="top" align="left" width="510" bgcolor="ffffff" style="word-wrap:break-word">
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  426. <h1> Marshall Mathers </h1> <h2> Slim Shady. </h2> <h3> yes I'm the real Shady</h3>
  427. <div style="overflow:auto; text-align:justify; width:238px; float:left; height:127px; padding:3px; margin:3px;"> <b>bold</b> <i>italic</i> <u>underlined</u> <strong>strong</strong>
  428. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. <h2>header two</h2> <h3>header three</h3>
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  430. </div>
  431.  
  432. <div style="overflow:auto; text-align:justify; width:238px; float:right; height:127px; padding:3px; margin:3px;">
  433. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
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  435. </div>
  436.  
  437. </tr></table></td></tr></table><br /><table bordercolor="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="500" bgcolor="" border="0"><td><table bordercolor="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="500" align="center" bgcolor="" border="0"><td valign="top" align="left" width="500" bgcolor="ffffff" style="word-wrap:break-word">
  438.  
  439. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/meG2dk5.png" style="border:2px solid #FFFFFF; padding:1px;"></div>
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