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- >Day Soarin and Human: The Fade Away in Equestria.
- >”Anon, I don’t think things are going to work out between us.”
- >You turn to Applejack.
- “What?”
- >She takes a breath and continues.
- >”I don’t want to be just your weekend or ‘whenever you feel like it’ girl,” she says with a flat tone.
- >She probably practised this speech countless times.
- >”I don’t think you were all that interested in me because we don’t hang out often, and when we do you never sound excited.”
- >That’s true.
- >You’ve been phoning it in for a while now.
- >The magic ended after she gave herself to you.
- >Then there was no challenge.
- >But, you can’t tell her that.
- ”AJ, I -“
- >She interrupts you.
- >”I do appreciate you being nice to me and taking me out. That’s why this is so hard for me.”
- >She puts a hoof on your hand.
- >”Maybe we can stay friends?”
- >Yeah right.
- ”I’d like that,” you lie.
- >She just smiles starts trotting toward the door.
- ”AJ.”
- >Applejack turns toward you.
- ”I enjoyed our time together, and I wish you the best.”
- >She nods.
- >”I wish you the best too.”
- >AJ closes the door behind her.
- >Well…
- >That was different.
- >You were supposed to pull a fade away.
- >She wasn’t supposed to confront you over that.
- >No one ever does.
- >Girls here don't make any sense.
- >The door swings open.
- >”Hey, Anon.”
- >You turn to your friend.
- “Hi, Soarin.”
- >”I just saw AJ pretty sad. What’d you do this time?” He accuses.
- “Me? I didn’t do anything!”
- >He opens your fridge before continuing.
- 1/8
- >”She’s a good girl and you shouldn’t treat her that way.”
- >He grabs a treat and waves it at you in a threatening manner.
- ”Yeah, yeah.”
- >Wait a minute.
- >That’s yours.
- >He smells it and frowns.
- >”Cherry pie again?”
- “Maybe you can start bringing your own if you’re going to be picky.”
- >He just laughs at your absurd suggestion.
- >”Seriously though, what happened?”
- ”Oh you know. Nothing much, AJ just broke up with me.”
- >He looks at you in disbelief.
- >”And you made her cry for that?”
- “I didn’t make her do anything!”
- >Soarin shakes his head.
- >”You know all you humans are alike. Always messing up pony’s lives.”
- >What?
- ”I’m the only human here.”
- >”That’s what I said. All of you. All being just you, are alike.”
- >You wave a hand at him.
- ”You’re being ridiculous.”
- >The door opens.
- >Lyra enters.
- >”Hey, guys.”
- ”Hey, Lyra,” you and Soarin say sharply in unison.
- >She stops in her tracks.
- >”What’s wrong with you two?”
- >”Anon here just broke Applejack’s heart.”
- ”She broke her own heart!”
- >”I don’t think that’s possible,” Lyra shakes her head. “Medically speaking.”
- >You pour yourself a glass of whiskey.
- >These ponies are driving you to drink.
- >”Anon, didn’t you say you were going to break up with AJ?” Soarin prods.
- >”You said that?”
- “No. I never said that. I said I was going to pull a fade away.” You wave your hands for emphasis. “It’s a completely different thing.”
- >”Oh yeah,” Soarin remembers.
- >”You can’t do that! That’s even worse than breaking up.”
- ”It lets everyone keep their dignity.”
- >”Anon you don’t get it do you?” Lyra says as she sits next to you. ”A fade away is the worst thing you could possibly do.”
- 2/8
- ”The worst?”
- >”Yeah, then the mare is all like, ‘what did I do wrong? Why doesn’t he call anymore?’”
- >”It’s a jerk move,” Soarin adds with a mouthful of your pie.
- ”You two are impossible. You’re supposed to be on my side.”
- >Lyra glares at you.
- ”It wasn’t supposed to happen like that. She was supposed to-“
- >”To what? Just forget about you?”
- >Lyra moves forward and her face is practically on yours.
- >Your eyes dart to the side.
- ”I thought maybe she would find some other guy and… you know…”
- >”Cheat on you,” Soarin says to try to finish your thought.
- ”No. Just-“
- >”Anon, of all the dirty things. I thought you were a good guy. I guess all humans are the same.”
- >Lyra sulks back and crosses her forelegs.
- >”That’s what I said!”
- ”What other humans do you know?”
- >Lyra opens then closes her mouth.
- >Like she wanted to say something but chomped the words away.
- >Not wanting to put her on the spot you continue.
- ”I feel bad about it too. I’m shaken up!”
- >”You know what always picks me up when I’m down?” Soarin asks.
- ”What?”
- >”A new marefriend.”
- >”So he can break her heart too?”
- >”No. We’ll just find one that won’t care if he suddenly stops calling or dies or whatever.”
- “I don’t think I want a girl that doesn’t care if I die.”
- >”It’s just a saying, Anon,” Lyra dismisses.
- >You’ve never heard that before.
- >But with these two you can never be sure.
- >They ignore you.
- >”How about that rainbow one?” Lyra asks.
- >”Nah, look at Anon.” Soarin points at you. “He’s weak. She’d never go for him.”
- >”You don’t know that. Maybe she wants to slum once in a while.”
- >They both laugh at your expense.
- >After they calm down they get back to the task.
- >All of you put a hoof to your chin to think.
- >Except for you.
- >You put a hand.
- >”I got it!” Lyra shouts.
- 3/8
- “Who?”
- >”That one with the pink hair. What’s her name?”
- >”Fluttershy?”
- >”Yeah! That’s the one.”
- ”No, no, no. I’ve been down that road before. It leads right to crazy town.”
- >”Anon’s right. She can get…” Soarin shudders. “Clingy.”
- >You all sit in silence.
- >After about a minute Soarin gets an idea.
- >”I know. Oh… uh… you two know her… she has the thing… with her eyes,” Soarin mutters. “Oh yeah. Ditzy Doo.”
- >”Ditzy?”
- >”Yeah, she’s perfect.”
- “Why are you two only recommending pegasi?”
- >They look at each other before offering you a shrug.
- “What? You don’t think I’m good enough for a unicorn?”
- >”I thought you wanted some rebound-pony you could do a fade away on.”
- ”I never said that.”
- >Lyra moves closer to you.
- >”You’re telling me the next mare you go out with you are going to do a good clean breakup with?”
- >A shrug is all you offer her.
- >You can do better than that.
- "Alright... I'll do it..."
- >”That’s the spirit, Anon,” Lyra says. ”I have an idea, there’s a party tonight. Maybe you can meet a unicorn there?”
- >"Yeah, and I'll be there to make sure you don't screw it up," Soarin adds.
- >If both of your friends are going to help you, then you might be able to pull this off.
- “Sure. Why not? What’s the worst that could happen?”
- >
- >
- >The next day.
- >You are laying on your couch with an icepack on your head, and another one…
- >Well you know where the other is…
- “God, this shouldn’t hurt so much,” you moan.
- >”Hey Anon.” Soarin says as he bursts in. “What happened to you?”
- >You just sneer at him.
- >He gives you a confused look before going to your fridge.
- >You can hear him loudly pushing food aside for his prize.
- >”Where are your pies?”
- ”I’m all out.”
- >”All out?”
- ”Yeah I didn’t go to the store today.”
- >”What am I supposed to eat?”
- “Bring your own pies!”
- 4/8
- >Instead he takes a soda and sits next to you.
- >”You look awful. What happened?”
- >You put the icepack on your head to the side.
- “You abandoned me.”
- >"I got distracted..."
- "Did you at least sleep with her?"
- >The last time you saw him he was chatting up some floozy.
- >"No... she told me off."
- >It hurts to laugh, so you hold it in.
- >Instead you tell your story.
- "You left me near the punch bowl..."
- >”Yeah?”
- “And I met a nice… well I thought she was nice… unicorn.”
- >”Alright…”
- “So we had a few drinks and then she got real clingy.”
- >”Uh oh…”
- “But I didn’t think anything of it. And she was all like, hey we should go over to my place.”
- >Soarin starts licking his lips.
- >Anticipating the details.
- ”So we did, and she started playing this hypnotic music.”
- >”Okay…”
- ”And then we started making out… and I was all like, oh man this is going to happen, and it did.”
- >”You had sex with her?”
- ”Yeah. But once wasn’t enough… She wanted more…”
- >”How much more?”
- ”I lost count after seven. I mean I was shooting blanks at that point. I told her to stop, and she wouldn’t take no for an answer.”
- >”Sounds like a good time.”
- ”No… I hope little Anon isn’t broken.”
- >”Sounds like a freak. Ya did good son… ya did good.”
- ”She’s coming over tonight.”
- >”Yeah? What time?”
- ”I don’t remember.”
- >”Okay… what was her name?”
- ”I don’t know. She had short blue hair, and a white coat, and all she talked about was wubs and fucking.”
- >Soarin makes a confused face.
- >”Uh… did she say she was a DJ?”
- ”Maybe. I don’t really remember.”
- >Soarin grabs your shirts and shakes you.
- >”You have to be sure! Was it Vinyl?”
- 5/8
- >The door opens.
- >”Because if it’s who I think it is, you’re pretty much fucked,” Soarin says.
- >”Who’s fucked?” Lyra asks.
- >Soarn lets you go to address your new guest.
- >”Anon. He’s dating that DJ pony.”
- >Lyra looks at you and turns pale.
- >”It was nice knowing you, Anon.”
- >You wave a hand at them to dismiss her words.
- “We’re not dating. We just had sex a few times.”
- >”A few times? Look at yourself! You need to break it off now!” Soarin yells.
- ”I think I’ll just avoid her.”
- >”No, no, no. You’re not pulling a fade away. You promised!”
- ”What choice do I have?”
- >”Do it right! Break up with her!”
- ”Were not dating!”
- >A knock at the door.
- >All three of you turn your heads toward the sound.
- “She’s here...”
- >Lyra starts breathing heavily.
- >”Alright. Uhhhh, I’ll see you tomorrow.”
- >She starts backing toward the rear exit.
- ”Hey you’re supposed to help me!”
- >”I can’t. I’ve got… stuff…”
- >Lyra runs out the back door.
- ”What about you?”
- >You turn to Soarin.
- >”I should probably go.”
- >Soarin opens up a window.
- “You can’t just leave me here.”
- >He opens his mouth to say something, but stops himself.
- >After a moment he offers, “Just don’t listen to her music.”
- >And then he flies away.
- ”Thanks for the support guys!”
- >This is bullshit.
- >They want you to break up with a girl, but they won’t even hang around.
- >Maybe she really is crazy.
- >Or they have history…
- >The door opens.
- >You really should start locking that thing.
- 6/8
- >”Hey, Anon.”
- ”Oh… hey…” Shit what was her name. It has something to do with music. “How it going... Album.”
- >”Album?" She shakes her head. "It’s too soon for pet names.”
- >She walks in and sits next to you.
- >The pony bats her eyes.
- >”You do remember my name, right?”
- >…
- >Better man up.
- >You shake your head.
- >She frowns at you.
- >”It’s Vinyl. Vinyl Scratch.”
- >She lifts a hoof and scratches the air like a cat.
- >You force a chuckle to appease her.
- >Pain shoots through your body.
- >She had way too much fun with you last night.
- >”I guess I can’t blame you. The music was pretty loud.”
- >She scoots closer and puts her head on your shoulder.
- >A hoof moves your hand over her.
- >She’s warm.
- >And soft.
- >”Anyway, I was thinking today we could go to the park and take a wa-“
- >You cut her off.
- ”We need to talk.”
- >She gives you a confused look.
- >”Alright…”
- ”Listen, Vinyl. You and I shared some amazing times together, but I-“
- >”Are you breaking up with me?”
- >You gulp.
- ”Uh… yeah I guess…”
- >”But we’re not dating.”
- >Shit.
- >”We have to be going out before you can break up with me.”
- >Well this was not expected.
- “What are we then?”
- >She shrugs.
- >”I don’t know.” She thinks for a moment. “ Just two ponies enjoying each other’s company.”
- >She waits a moment to let her words sink in.
- >You look away.
- “Last night-”
- >”Was perfect. I know you enjoyed it.”
- 7/8
- >She rolls over and a hoof caresses you through your jeans.
- >Though it feels good you know you have to put a stop to this.
- >You try to move a hand, but Anon jr won’t let you stop her.
- >No.
- >You’re stronger than this.
- >You have to tell her off now.
- >If you let her walk all over you, then you will never get rid of her.
- >She will suck out all of your life energy.
- >Ponies will walk past your house marvelling at the husk that was once Anon.
- >Summoning all of your strength you stand up, and she has to roll off to keep herself from falling.
- >She frowns at you, but it slowly turns into a smirk.
- >”That’s alright. I wasn’t in the mood the cuddle anyway.”
- >She pulls a record from her pack and walks toward your Pontrolla player.
- >Soaring said not to let her do that.
- “No, no, we don’t need to listen to music… we can go back to cuddling…”
- >She smiles at you.
- >”Why don’t we have both?”
- >She turns the volume up and the room fills with wubs.
- >The hypnotic beat quickly takes over.
- >You are powerless to resist.
- >Vinyl points at the couch.
- >”Sit.”
- >You comply.
- >”I know you’re going to love this, Anon. Take off your shirt.”
- >You do as she says.
- “Just don’t hurt me,” you squeak out.
- >She laughs at this.
- >”Take off your pants.”
- >Again you can’t resist her.
- >The rooms shakes to the beat.
- >”Don’t worry… I’ll probably get tired of you eventually…”
- >She inhales your scent.
- >”I know you want this…”
- >Satisfied she climbs over you.
- >”If you really wanted to break up with me…”
- >Vinyl places her weight on you.
- >”You wouldn’t have asked me to come over… You would have just…”
- >She shudders as she takes you in.
- >”Pulled a fade away.”
- fin
- 8/8
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