[17:49] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: Alright.
[17:49] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: So.
[17:50] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: All four of us were inside my and my SO's living room.
[17:50] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: You and my sister were visiting.
[17:50] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: It wasn't clear if the timing of you visiting together was planned, or a coincidence.
[17:51] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: Though it was the first time you had seen any of the three of us.
[17:51] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: After not too long, though.
[17:53] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: My sister moved over to where you were sitting, and licked the side of your cheek, just to see how you would react.
[17:53] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: And you froze.
[17:53] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: And then meowed.
[17:54] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: So she gives me a look like, "He's adorable!" and then pounces on you and drags you onto the floor.
[17:58] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: And kind of lies down partially on top of you, partially tangled up with you, and starts petting your head, before moving on to generally groping you all over.
[17:58] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: During which you are largely still, occasionally whimpering or meowing.
[17:59] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: Which only throws fuel onto the fire.
[18:00] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: Eventually, she asks me if she broke you, since you haven't said a word since she started.
[18:01] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: I considered saying yes, just to see how she, and maybe even you would react, but decided to tell her no, and that you'd eventually recover enough to speak normally again, for better or for worse.
[18:01] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: Which all three of us found amusing.
[18:03] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: It was clear after a certain point that she was interested in you. I wasn't exactly disapproving of it, since I decided a long time ago that I wouldn't interfere with my sister's romantic or sexual decisions as long as they didn't endanger her, though I did try to warn her what she was potentially getting herself into.
[18:06] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: Though when it hit me shortly afterward that that could potentially mean accepting you as a brother-in-law...I was considerably less receptive to the idea.
[18:06] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: And by that I mean I walked over to you and her, and grabbed you by your hair.
[18:08] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: And made it clear that regardless of what happened, you would always be lower than me.
[18:09] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: My sister grabbed my arm, squeezed it, and I released my grip.
[18:09] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: She told me to stop playing with hers, since I had my own.
[18:11] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: At that point, she and my SO glared at each other for a while, before my SO finally pulled me back onto the couch, leaned her head on my shoulder, and pulled my arm around her (which is something she -always- does).
[18:11] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: Can't remember what happened after that for a while.
[18:11] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: But I know at some point, my sister unentangled herself from you and had pulled me aside, to ask more serious questions about what kind of person you were.
[18:13] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: She asked to borrow a collar, and for some reason we had a spare that didn't "belong" to either of us.
[18:13] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: And then she left, taking you with her.
[18:13] avvilgarrant@gmail.com: That's the end of the dream.