95 Raisins

1. Always waits for X to respond
2. Hasn't moved on from X for over 5 years. I mean....even this KushKush moves on from a girl earlier than 5 years
3. Is from Portland, Oregon, of all cities, but hates marijuana
4. Always complains about how Portland is terrible and how he'd rather live in Spokane
5. Often complains about how terrible Seattle is, as a way to diversify things up
6. Complained for many years about why he didn't join WC and those reasons were petty
7. Doesn't like drinking, without any valid reason
8. Always complains about getting rejected from job interviews after job interviews. Get over it bro!
9. Always complains about his own life and how it's heading into
10. Doesn't seek to meet women even though he has his type and interest

11. Lack of sex jokes when he talks
12. Has an incomprehensible love of anime, only for the sake of love. I mean I do read manga, but only those involving sports, and not really the case on anime.
13. Doesn't know a lot about volleyball positions, even though he likes watching it. No research?
14. No progress on RP quality and quantity after a decade
15. Hates the city that he was born and grew up in and doesn't think of anything positive with it
16. Even though single and lonely AF, he does not attempt to solicit hookups and prostitution as good option for him
17. Considers Jack in da Box as an unique meal for him to savour upon on all cases. I mean I love Popeye's chicken, but not to that extent
18. Has a manic-like obsession towards local buses, but not long-distance bus
19. Does not take trains, yet attempts to critique about Amtrak or Via Rail
20. Complains about the value of his degree, when he could be doing much better by working on what he could do with it

21. Embraces and promotes anarchism
22. Says that he's out of Portland, but his IP search indicates that he lives in Portland in actuality. Google no lies!
23. Probably lives in his parents' basement, hence him using Netflix for anime watching
24. Does not embrace the idea of nuclear-powered dildos
25. Does not buy his own television while complaining about his folks changing the TV channel
26. Terrible sense of humour
27. Terrible sense of sarcasm that makes me wonder why he did not attempt to experiment more on it
28. Does not consider masturbation as a realistic idea
29. Makes an ill comparison of NS to a well-produced modern video game in 60$
30. Dragged on his VCL participation to nill back in the day because he was so bothered with scorinating the seasons he clearly did not have time to do so in past

31. Thinks of a minor n00b relocating to a region as a sign of eventual n00bification of that region
32. Very pessimistic about his own view of life
33. Promotes Portland for tourists' sake even though he himself hated living there. Even I don't do that with Toronto (only except that living in Toronto's lot better than like visiting there as a tourist)
34. Makes up random smackings by a overrated imaginary character
35. Has to unnecessarily comment on everything, including those that people do not want his comments on
36. Tries to bring back unneeded topic regarding WC77 scorination long after all parties have resolved and gotten over with it (at least in public)
37. With aforementioned issue in 37, he tries to use it to justify his eventual retirement from NS Sport, another of which is unneeded
38. Thinks that certain deserving leagues like LFV, just because they're owned by those whom he dislikes or he argues with, as overrated
39. His random commentaries are not really substantial in nature
40. Doesn't use cookies when accessing internet

41. Doesn't bother to buy a new computer even though he has a shitty one. Jesus christ you have long history of fixing computers and shit, so why wouldn't you? Spend your money!
42. Doesn't watch hockey, even though pacific northwest is cold and snowy enough for it
43. Makes unneeded comments all the time
44. Makes unneeded suggestions all the time
45. Wants to send an user to peace corps just because he gave another user weed cookies
46. Is an intolerant thick-face who gets triggered at the mention of Quebecois puppet, Foodporn
47. RPs a religion of Xi411-ism, which is RP'd in a very silly way that it would turn off an erection
48. RPs his love of Xi411 in a way that can only be implied as if he wants to fuck his own character
49. No love for fried chicken, especially Popeye's
50. Names his favourite chicken anything as chicken breast on Subway. Lame!

51. Pervert who has a thing for Hentai, ew.
52. Overreacts to my nick by wanting to execute me, lmao
53. 'Beating a dead horse for the sake of it, so animal cruelty', implying that both Sherpa and Xanneria are animals
54. 'Beating a dead horse for the sake of it, so animal cruelty', going even further with it hence necrophiliac tendencies
55. 'Beating a dead horse for the sake of it, so animal cruelty', so wanting to commit further desecration of the dead
56.  Gives up on the love of his life with a cowardly whimper
57.  Harms the NSSport community by unable to understand when's the right time to fuck off and not discuss them again
58.  Only having shitty outlook on a day in life, and not taking too long to label a day as shit
59.  Always complains about a day of his life as shit. Reason 58 but repeated
60.  Liking Hawaiian Pizza

61.  Not drinking alcohol at all. See Reason 7
62.  Believes that human rights and political abuse committed against Hong Kong by CCP as 'internal affairs the remainder of the world should refrain from commenting on'
63.  Does not understand the appeal of a readily-made burger and fries on stores, thinking that he'd do a better job with them
64.  Does not understand the appeals of a proper postsecondary education that can do for many underprivileged people's lives
65.  Believes in For-Profit Educational industry
66.  Believes in Mandatory Poverty over Social Net to protect the underprivileged people

And more to come....