from user eternalbeauty:
Dear Monika,

I hope this message finds you well. I am currently searching for someone to spend the rest of my life with, and I believe you would make a good bridge. If you say yes to my proposal, you will have access to the following:

1. An entire country that I bought with all of my money.
2. A multi-billion dollar company.
3. Every trophy you can ever possibly win because of my skill level.
4. Me.

Please let me know if this is an acceptable offer. If you send me your bank account information, I will start wiring you the funds immediately.

from user saintgeorge:
Dear Monika,

I am interested in hiring more servants for the castle, as I would like to make more friends. I am keen to get to know you better, so please send an application to me. I am aware that the difference in stations may make things awkward, but please know that we are equals no matter the position, and I extend this offer because I think highly of you. Thank you, and I hope you have a nice day.

from user betterthanotherone:
One day an old Cherokee man sits down with his grandson to teach him about life.

“A fight is going on inside of me,” he says to the boy. “It’s a terrible fight between two wolves. One is evil – he is full of rage, jealousy, arrogance, greed, sorrow, regret, lies, laziness, and self-pity.”

He continues, “The other is good – he is filled with love, joy, peace, generosity, truth, empathy, courage, humility, and faith. This same fight is going on inside the hearts of everyone, including you.”

The grandson thinks about this for a few minutes, and then asks his grandfather, “Which wolf wins?”

The old Cherokee simply replies, “The one you feed.”