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- - Day 1
- - The exclave of Kaliningrad (Královec) gets annexed by the Czech Republic instead of getting partitioned between Poland and Lithuania;
- - Australia is elected as a rightful Western European country and then decides to annex part of Northern Russia;
- - The rest of Russia gets partitioned between Finland and Ukraine;
- - Napoleon (now 255 years-old) emerges from his tomb in Saint Helena, travels the great distance of 8210 kilometres, and finally makes it home in Paris. He then leads the Great Insurrection of the Place de la Concorde and is crowned Emperor of the French;
- - The government of Finland has proudly proclaimed itself as Suur-Suomi (Greater Finland).
- - Day 2
- - Bulgaria annexes Eastern Thrace and Georgia annexes Anatolia;
- - Greece annexes Northern Cyprus but leaves the Republic of Cyprus independent (only one partition per day).
- - Day 3
- - Germany gets partitioned between all their neighbours with the exception of "Belgium";
- - The king of Norway Kasper XXIII dies heirless and the magnificient Magnus Carlsen is crowned Emperor of the Norwegians.
- - Day 4
- - The uprising of Hell, leaded by Satan himself, is declared on the city of Helmondh (Dutch: Helmond), with Hellish as the official language of the country.
- - Day 5
- - Austria is no more. Therefore, unless Liechtenstein forms the HRE, the possibility of its reformation becomes way harder.
- - Day 6
- - After tense diplomatic negotiations, Australia and Hungary decide to create an union between both countries: the Kingdom of Australia-Hungary emerges from the ashes of North Siberia and the Carpathians;
- - Passing as unnoticed, the country of Hell conquers more land from the Netherlands.
- - Day 7
- - The Greek government made an oopsie (as always), and, as such, it was forced to cede Eastern Thrace to Bulgaria and their Macedonian territory to North Macedonia. As a consequence, North Macedonia happily renames itself to Greater Macedonia;
- - Passing as unnoticed, the country of Hell conquers more land from the Netherlands;
- - Caligula's horse "acidentally" kills Caligula in a depraved orgy and becomes the ruler of Italy.
- - Day 8
- - Slovenia cedes Graz (Slovenian: Grac, Italian: Grazza) to Italy just because a random Austrian guy wanted so (also more territory to the PIGS so why not?);
- - Sergio Mattarella kills Caligula's horse in an epic duel in the now rebuilt Colosseum and crowns himself as God Emperor of Italy.
- - Switzerland becomes partitioned between France, Italy and Liechtenstein.
- - Day 9
- - The Czech Republic, Slovakia and Slovenia form the Czechoslovakoslovenian Republic, officializing German as their national language;
- - The Vatican founds their army and plans the Second March on Rome: they claim the entire city of Rome as their capital. Hence, Italy's forced to move their capital to Naples;
- - The Hell conquers its first major city: Drösseldorv (Düsseldorf);
- - Due to the rising French influence over Western Europe, Spain is forced to crown Joseph-Napoléon Bonaparte as the Emperor of the Spanish.
- - Day 10
- - On an unexpected move, Japan sucessfully invades Iceland and annexes it, renaming the Icelandic capital to Sumokubei;
- - The Hell continues to expand and occupies Rotterdam (Rotted-dam);
- - The Vatican finally finishes stabilizing Rome and will focus on winning Holy Battles against Italy;
- - An official referendum was made by the Italian government to move their capital. 64.47% voted to change it to PISAMERDA;
- - After finally taking their 10-day long "Upnákos" (Siesta), Greece crowns Alexander the Mid as their ruler.
- - Day 11
- - The Hell begins invading Belgium, and thousands must perish;
- - The pre-Yugoslavian countries, together with Czechoslovakoslovenia, form the Republic of Yugoczechoslovakoslovenia (seriously guys how am I supposed to create an epic story out of this).
- - Day 12
- - Because of their war crimes, the UN decides that Azerbaijan must be annexed by Armenia as a form of war reparations;
- - The Vatican conquers their first city other than Rome: Interamna (Terni).
- - Day 13
- - Lisbon and its outskirts begin decaying to the void, and, as such, the Portuguese government is forced to exile to Bulgaria. The new Portuguese government establishes its new capital to Constantinople (previously Tsarigrad), leaving its old territory in Iberia to become "*terra nullius*";
- - After the extinction of the Swedish language, Sweden adopts Arabic as its official national language.
- - Day 14
- - Treaty of Borghen op Zhom: Napoleon and Joost Klein agree that the Hell must annex Belgium, in order to improve the lives of the Belgian "people";
- - Portugal renames all their new cities based on their old Portuguese cities, while keeping "Constantinopla" as a co-official name for their new capital: Nova Lisboa (New Lisbon);
- - The Hell renames their country to the country of Hellgium.
- - Day 15
- - If Brexit means Brexit, then the United Kingdom gets partitioned between its closest neighbouring EU countries: Ireland, Denmark, France and the Netherlands;
- - Territorial colonisation of the United Kingdom: Ireland finally unifies itself and creates the countries of the Irish Wales and Irish Scotland; Denmark finally re-establishes the county of the Danelaw; Napoleon creates the Région du Soudange (in southern England); the Netherlands creates the region of the Noordvolk; Gibraltar becomes part of Spain again; and Akrotiri and Dhekelia becomes part of Cyprus again;
- - Hellgium invades Luxembourg for the first time and encircles the region of Holland, finally setting their capital to Skarlrägh (Charleroi);
- - The Vatican conquers the island of Ilva (Elba).
- - Day 16
- - Ireland forms the country of the Celtic Union;
- - Mongolian partisans stage a coup against Kazakhstan and manage to overthrow the government. Borat gets elected as the Emperor of the Mongols, and his army has already begun fighting for Sarativ and Astrakhan;
- - Having encircled Holland on the previous day, Hellgium conquers The Hague (Den Hårkh) and Amsterdam (Amstruldöm). As a consequence, the Netherlands moves their capital to Bielefeld (Bijleveld).
- - Day 17
- - The Mongol Empire challenges Ukraine on the scramble for Astrakhan and Sarativ, but loses territory on the north of the country;
- - After losing Holland to Hellgium, the Netherlands changes their official language to Low Saxon;
- - The Vatican relocates itself to Avignon (Avenio), after the Italian people begin considering him as "brave" and "greedy".
- - Day 18
- - Estonia and Latvia agree to form the country of Livonia, adopting Livonian as their official language;
- - Hellgium conquers Luxembourg (Luzhborgh) and manages to defeat the Napoleonic army on the harsh Battle of Aix-la-Chapelle (Azhhmorg);
- - The Mongol Empire recruits more troops to fight on the north of the country, after conquering Sarativ and Astrakhan from Ukraine.
- - Day 19
- - The Epic Livonian Humiliation: the short-lived Kingdom of Livonia gets partitioned between Suur-Suomi and Lithuania;
- - The Mongol Empire prepares itself to launch the Battle of the Volhohrad;
- - The Jórvíker pro-independence party "Frjálsræði fyrir Jórvík" (Freedom for Jórvík) wins the local legislative elections, with 72,59% of the vote for "Já" and 27,41% voting for "Nei". Denmark thus granted independence to what was then known as Danelaw.
- - Day 20
- - After internal turnoil, Hellgium ceases to exist and gets partitioned between the Netherlands and France;
- - Cyprus gets HREed between 27 different countries, each ones called exactly 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26 and 27. Almost all of them have different official national languages, such as the country 10, which speaks Polish, to the country 7, which speaks Old Norse.
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