twitch.tv/stereotonetim 2018-02-25 [19:14] - 43a26ee5-d42d-4bd8-b044-7861c56e92b3.mpeg

[19:14:59] farjuan: oh god what have you done
[19:15:04] contradistinct: you did it
[19:15:19] cluelessokie: oh
[19:15:44] rintezuka1: oh no
[19:16:00] jml_: i would have no idea what this was if it wasn't for the menu sounds
[19:16:17] cluelessokie: Gotta admit, I don't know what this is, lol
[19:16:17] diggleshut: the return of the king
[19:16:22] flaminx: Tim you're not allowed to play this game, the internet doesn't like it
[19:16:39] flaminx: Heaven forbid you are actually enjoying it
[19:16:44] bl0cks: is this the freeSO upgrade, it looks really advanced
[19:16:44] rintezuka1: lol
[19:16:54] contradistinct: let him do what he wants, big papa
[19:16:58] gapp: no one can enjoy it if the internet doesn't like it: fact
[19:17:10] flaminx: What gapp said
[19:17:20] princessragna: Flyff got a huge graphics upgrade I see
[19:17:32] farjuan: good lord what is happening in there
[19:17:35] contradistinct: still looks like no one is playing it though
[19:17:36] rintezuka1: Not the sheep D:
[19:17:39] raudive: oh god why
[19:17:39] popcorncolonel: Christ tim
[19:17:42] jonny9fire: Nooooooo
[19:17:44] cluelessokie: Is this sheep simulator?
[19:17:49] jml_: metal gear as i always imagined it
[19:17:54] smarioman: Oh.
[19:17:56] jml_: slamming sheep with bats
[19:18:02] popcorncolonel: Knock 'em out of the park
[19:18:12] smarioman: So this is sheep bashing simulator.
[19:18:15] littletopo1: I like how this guy swings his bat like it weighs 50 lbs
[19:18:16] crinkz: advanced hunting
[19:18:32] flaminx: So is this set in Afghanistan still
[19:18:33] popcorncolonel: Or this gal?
[19:18:41] flaminx: Do they have fake africa as well
[19:18:53] princessragna: Non-Canon somewhere land
[19:18:55] pete5506: Not enough Flying or Fun here
[19:18:59] princessragna: reminder that this game is non-canon
[19:19:11] popcorncolonel: why did it fly away, straight up
[19:19:21] bl0cks: oh, so it's like RE4 in Not Spain
[19:19:22] not123username: Nanomachines, Son
[19:19:23] 0bservants: undressing zombies? this game has everything
[19:19:32] flaminx: Can I Pequod to play Kids of America when coming to get me
[19:19:45] thesilentjester: is this a survival zombie game?
[19:19:58] diggleshut: https://www.shadertoy.com/view/4tjGRh
[19:20:21] oldmario: i'm always doing it
[19:20:22] farjuan: https://i.imgur.com/by8DnYP.jpg
[19:20:23] gapp: yes
[19:20:25] oldmario: just ask diggles mom
[19:20:35] popcorncolonel: are they blind or what - what's the backstory here
[19:20:41] diggleshut: I
[19:20:46] oldmario: TPFufun
[19:21:23] flaminx: Well they are missing 90% of their face so
[19:21:28] flaminx: Yes I would say they are blind
[19:21:28] bl0cks: your character looks cool, tim
[19:22:21] littletopo1: 69 viewers
[19:22:23] littletopo1: heh
[19:22:23] contradistinct: oh
[19:22:50] naughters: When is the last time he even streamed
[19:23:10] smarioman: How does Tim fit whole chairs in his pockets?
[19:23:12] juggerjazz: Hope you are well tim <3
[19:23:23] diggleshut: well you know about stereo right?
[19:23:23] taggenjuskor: puyo puyo's graphics got wild
[19:23:31] farjuan: zombies cant hurt you on the roofs
[19:23:31] flaminx: Ikea flat pack chairs
[19:23:36] river_tamm: what game is dis?
[19:23:51] ehtna: metal gear 6
[19:23:52] rintezuka1: metal gear survive
[19:23:54] flaminx: Metal gear Solid: The phantom game
[19:24:00] blindjanitor: Metal Gear Asset Flip
[19:24:08] afakefern: is this just a stealing sim?
[19:24:12] farjuan: Whens the battle royale game mode coming?
[19:24:28] diggleshut: tim streams on stereotonetim
[19:24:34] diggleshut: when he doesn't want to do a main stream
[19:24:36] diggleshut: he streams there a lot
[19:24:41] rintezuka1: I am still waiting for the pachinko version
[19:25:05] so_damn_zetta_slow: ...metal gear survive?
[19:25:19] blindjanitor: mistakes were made
[19:25:19] bl0cks: oh no
[19:25:22] koreanusher: rip
[19:25:29] 0bservants: ha, serves ya right, that was cruel
[19:25:32] juggerjazz: Batter up!
[19:25:39] mystir: Metal Gear Dead Rising
[19:25:40] koreanusher: rip for zombies that is
[19:26:16] koreanusher: So much energy
[19:26:26] koreanusher: you can power up a GUNDAM with all those energy
[19:26:40] skygtr350: NURSACOMA
[19:26:57] juggerjazz: I like this hud
[19:27:47] firedude847: hows metal gear survive tim?
[19:28:04] farjuan: Ah, the best part of MGSV, the melee combat
[19:28:29] skygtr350: The best part of Survive is the MC has less lines than Kiefer in MGSV
[19:29:53] vahncruz: Shutup Siri
[19:30:11] juggerjazz: Givin em the ol one two
[19:30:43] oldmario: nearly 2 months ago he main streamed
[19:31:08] vahncruz: This other world looks strangely just like Afghanistan...
[19:31:31] smarioman: They actually call it an iDroid? Eugh.
[19:31:37] afakefern: no, this be new world only
[19:31:39] crinkz: nice achievement
[19:31:40] farjuan: this game has everything, hot nurses, kabuki
[19:31:50] mystir: Wasn't it called an iDroid in MGSV too?
[19:31:55] blindjanitor: it was
[19:32:03] skygtr350: "new world" LuL
[19:32:13] it_is_fanatic: monkaS
[19:32:15] skygtr350: "I'm voiceacting by reading these lines"
[19:32:54] it_is_fanatic: wait did you buy this
[19:32:54] chaoscom: oh my gosh tim, who made you play this ?
[19:32:57] it_is_fanatic: why
[19:33:04] it_is_fanatic: refund or i unsub
[19:33:18] vahncruz: They are called 'Wanderers', they are definitely not Zombies
[19:33:21] farjuan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWR-zuiIFvQ&t=8s
[19:33:22] rintezuka1: judgement intensifies
[19:33:30] mystir: Zombies are never called zombies
[19:33:50] chaoscom: They're not zombies, they just make these weird zombie grunt noises
[19:33:51] contradistinct: was it really that longa go?
[19:33:57] chaoscom: and move like ones
[19:34:08] bl0cks: theyre not zombies, theyre just exactly like zombies
[19:34:09] revolutionrespawn: they are chaos emerald zombies
[19:34:16] vahncruz: Take off your shirt
[19:34:17] crinkz: do zombies have glowing spikes in their heads? i thought so
[19:34:43] chaoscom: maybe? depends on how hot the iron is you impale them with
[19:35:02] metaconstruct: oh, this is that thing
[19:35:03] vahncruz: @crinkz no they have fungus growing out of their faces... wait no those are 'clickers' I was thinking of...
[19:35:22] jonny9fire: You could impale me with your hot iron buddy
[19:35:25] chaoscom: but yea, supposedly, this whole game is a scam ... extra save slots cost money in this
[19:35:46] afakefern: who doesn't like a good scamming?
[19:35:49] mystir: It doesn't seem like a bad game. It just doesn't seem very good, either.
[19:36:19] bl0cks: yeah, it seem very mediocre if you ignore the pay parts
[19:36:23] crinkz: I had a friend who said the multiplayer was cool, but refunded it when he had to play through the entirety of the single player first
[19:36:51] monotonetim: I don't know how to assign people
[19:36:52] tifakitteh: Hello is this Don't Starve
[19:36:59] bl0cks: the biggest offenses are how they shafted Kojima (which is a huge deal) and the pay elements\
[19:37:03] chaoscom: so he said multiplayer was cool before being able to play multiplayer ?
[19:37:12] rintezuka1: Even if it is good, a lot of people boycott it just because of the whole Kojima incident
[19:37:13] crinkz: there was a beta weekend for it or something
[19:37:35] chaoscom: Farm those potatoes, Tim!
[19:37:44] metaconstruct: well, at least you've got oxygen
[19:38:00] skygtr350: Assign people? I thought they just stood around and did nothing
[19:38:07] chaoscom: lol
[19:38:23] zelst: wow a modern game
[19:38:23] metaconstruct: are you on mars or something
[19:38:31] mystir: It's $10 to unlock another slot to assign people
[19:38:39] zomgitsbacon: Oh no, not this game D:
[19:38:50] skygtr350: LuL
[19:38:53] vahncruz: I like how the stump comes with building a campfire lol
[19:39:19] skygtr350: did they actually patch it so you don't starve to death every 15 minutes?
[19:39:33] chaoscom: doesn't look like it
[19:39:40] monotonetim: I don't know how to assiiiiiiign
[19:39:49] skygtr350: You pay $10 to unlock an assign slot
[19:39:54] rintezuka1: lol
[19:39:54] chaoscom: Then don't rgtSmile
[19:39:54] monotonetim: oh
[19:40:06] crinkz: hey you found it
[19:40:33] blackeyedsceva7: MGS: Fortnite (PvE)
[19:40:35] metaconstruct: unconventional special forces, also known as the special special forces
[19:40:54] rosaagustina: Is this a free to play scheme?
[19:40:58] chaoscom: "KEP-Tain"
[19:41:05] crinkz: i was hoping the cases would be loot boxes and keys
[19:41:07] drifter_tv: ohnYell
[19:41:26] zomgitsbacon: Free to Play scheme in a $60 game, sounds about right
[19:41:28] rintezuka1: @rosaagustina pay for the game and it has further micro-transactions
[19:41:34] rosaagustina: Oh
[19:41:43] chaoscom: in the 2 minutes he just ran around the base, his hunger depleted by 5%
[19:41:51] rosaagustina: No idea what this is or that it had a price tag too
[19:42:16] drifter_tv: it's $40, but the point remains valid
[19:42:46] willster132: This doesnt look fun
[19:42:57] chaoscom: oh yea, game has lootboxes for sure from what i've seen
[19:43:06] skygtr350: I think the hunger was worse before, Outheaven's seemed to drain to zero in like 10-15mins
[19:43:13] littletopo1: They managed to make Metal Gear look dull
[19:43:19] blackeyedsceva7: It is literally MGS: Fortnite (PvE), which was also $40 + micro-transactions
[19:43:31] drifter_tv: you have to pay another $10 to get a 2nd character too if you want ohnLUL
[19:43:41] skygtr350: quiet mom
[19:44:09] farjuan: is it true you have to pay $10 for a new save game
[19:44:09] skygtr350: don't you only get 1 save slot too
[19:44:14] metaconstruct: c r y s t a l s
[19:44:28] chaoscom: yep, Farjuan
[19:44:31] metaconstruct: man, my monitor is really dirty
[19:44:32] crinkz: Yeah, what do you have friends or family who would want to try to play too? they have to pay their share
[19:45:27] bl0cks: they look like theyre wearing party hats
[19:45:36] blackeyedsceva7: yes
[19:45:38] enjoiipanda: i was just thinking that
[19:45:56] drifter_tv: twitch chat hive mind ohnPanic
[19:46:07] wryght: i hope this game squeezes in a kuban missle crisis joke
[19:46:14] rintezuka1: oh
[19:46:20] wryght: or kuban cigars
[19:46:25] chaoscom: Killing innocent wanderers... tsk, tsk, Tim, what are you, a monster ?
[19:46:30] willster132: the fuck is a memory board
[19:46:36] willster132: why does this lady have to babysit your every move
[19:47:04] mystir: Because if it weren't for your AI you'd have absolutely zero dialogue for vast stretches of the game and you'd go insane
[19:47:17] willster132: it worked for every game before 1990
[19:47:29] farjuan: Baseball bat? Is the MC Ryuji?
[19:47:35] bl0cks: and most horror games after that
[19:47:40] bonfiredes_: doesnt seem that long if you watch all his stereo streams apparently
[19:47:40] willster132: when do you hit the ball back and foreth really fast
[19:47:50] willster132: Do you know how to strong rushmore
[19:48:00] not123username: He did stream on january, didn't he?
[19:48:37] rintezuka1: timOh
[19:48:38] revolutionrespawn: what
[19:48:40] blackeyedsceva7: TBF the environments look better/more interesting than the Fornite PvE
[19:48:41] skygtr350: LUL
[19:48:44] dannyboyoo0: HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENA
[19:48:49] blackeyedsceva7: But Fortnite PvE is also basically a game from 2014
[19:48:53] chaoscom: ipavS T-Tim ?
[19:48:59] oldmario: yeah
[19:49:04] oldmario: like right at the begining
[19:49:05] revolutionrespawn: that walking
[19:49:06] skygtr350: the environments are just copy/paste from MGS V with smoke and other effects
[19:49:12] not123username: The HQtrivia and balancity right?
[19:49:25] not123username: Oh, and the portal game
[19:49:29] chaoscom: You know your character is braindead if he needs a recipe for a Wooden Barricade
[19:49:30] willster132: KEEP AN EYE ON ALL THE SHIT
[19:49:47] farjuan: Subnautica was the best game to come out of this big survivey, miney, crafty trend
[19:49:53] metaconstruct: coo-ban
[19:49:58] willster132: I like dragon quest builders
[19:50:36] bl0cks: I can definitely think of other survive and base building style zombie games that are... I'd say more flexible than this, cuz there arent a lot of paywall barriers
[19:50:40] bl0cks: or any
[19:50:52] willster132: Yeah dragon game has no zombies
[19:50:59] willster132: It does have skeletons tho
[19:51:01] willster132: s p o o k
[19:51:04] farjuan: This game would be better if it took place in the arctic, and you had to submerge yourself in black goo
[19:51:11] skygtr350: I'd rather play ARK, dinos are more interesting than zombies
[19:51:15] diggleshut: o
[19:51:17] metaconstruct: timMrBones skeletons
[19:51:17] bl0cks: oh yeah, there are a lot of them without zombies too
[19:51:28] willster132: YOU TOOK DAMAGE
[19:51:31] willster132: LET ME TELL YOU THAT
[19:51:36] willster132: BECAUSE YOU LIKLEY DIDNT NOTICE
[19:51:37] wryght: im glad this is the dark souls of metal gear
[19:51:40] skygtr350: Oh you're hungry. You should eat
[19:51:41] willster132: ????????????????????
[19:51:50] willster132: lol
[19:51:53] revolutionrespawn: thats a big boi
[19:51:55] crinkz: oh
[19:51:56] willster132: Tim is just like
[19:51:58] drifter_tv: t h i c c
[19:52:00] chaoscom: ipavS Uh oh ipavS
[19:52:02] farjuan: its sonic inflation adventure all over again
[19:52:21] metaconstruct: rip
[19:52:25] mystir: Jeez
[19:52:35] chaoscom: ipavS Life ... dangerously ... low
[19:52:51] bl0cks: this is like fable. Hero, your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?
[19:52:53] willster132: yep thats a bomb
[19:53:08] rosaagustina: Your health is low hero, what's that
[19:53:20] chaoscom: did the bomber drop anything for looting, tim ?
[19:53:23] willster132: who would have guessed that when the enemy is called a bomber it explodes
[19:53:33] willster132: I was suprized
[19:53:52] bl0cks: hydrationbot lives
[19:53:55] skygtr350: oh you're thirsty, let me tell you about it
[19:54:03] willster132: This game seems way too hand holdy for my tastes
[19:54:28] willster132: ok that scaresd
[19:54:29] willster132: me
[19:54:56] chaoscom: damn Kubans ... they took our energy
[19:55:06] willster132: who would have thought the new enemy type was just outside the target room
[19:55:07] metaconstruct: cool, intestinal medicine
[19:55:19] crinkz: the whole spam interaction button to pick everything up one by one seems outdated
[19:55:20] contradistinct: fork tale thing was in january too wasn't in?
[19:55:22] contradistinct: it*
[19:55:34] contradistinct: oh yeah that was after balancity
[19:55:40] bl0cks: I can't believe a wormhole got the owner of the #1 casino
[19:55:50] dannyboyoo0: This game is making so many people salty
[19:56:16] dannyboyoo0: GOTTEM
[19:56:23] mystir: That appears to be a zombisaur
[19:56:24] hitomiitanaka: shoot harder
[19:56:28] willster132: >We recommend you avoid contact
[19:56:29] bl0cks: "engaging it would be dangerous" pew. pew pew
[19:56:31] willster132: Tim has already shot it
[19:56:48] revolutionrespawn: this means war
[19:56:48] shoepert: What in the heck
[19:56:54] willster132: AAAAAA ALARM CLOCK ZOMBIE
[19:57:03] bl0cks: oh, its time to get up
[19:57:09] dannyboyoo0: why in the fuck is that alarm sound in this game what the fuck
[19:57:24] bl0cks: I'm guessing it alerts other zombies?
[19:57:25] shoepert: Why the fuck is this game
[19:57:44] dannyboyoo0: zojira
[19:57:46] willster132: kojimo left but we still need money the game
[19:58:03] chaoscom: O2 ipavS
[19:58:08] chaoscom: 8%
[19:58:10] dannyboyoo0: Kojima only added half baked story
[19:58:16] drifter_tv: ohnKoji cant be metal gear without the alert sound
[19:58:27] farjuan: If only kojima could make this game, then your character would be pregnant with norman reedus
[19:58:43] dannyboyoo0: that would be a giant baby
[19:58:55] dannyboyoo0: BABY GEAR
[19:59:07] shoepert: Metal Gear Slep
[19:59:43] metaconstruct: is that the aurora borealis
[19:59:51] miracleflare: yes
[20:00:02] shoepert: Metal Gear Sims
[20:00:09] willster132: metal gear stupid
[20:00:26] dannyboyoo0: Just so into the swing lol
[20:00:34] dannyboyoo0: WHAM
[20:01:10] shoepert: mmmm hh hh
[20:01:13] revolutionrespawn: ha ha mm
[20:01:14] farjuan: how much micro transactions do you need to fully heal
[20:01:20] 9827497395783839275847389: What is this game?
[20:01:21] drifter_tv: ohnMAKEITSTOP
[20:01:23] zomgitsbacon: *eating noises*
[20:01:27] shoepert: Bad Rats
[20:01:28] jonny9fire: Look at those party animals!
[20:01:33] farjuan: Minecraft 2
[20:01:36] 8bittv: We're still doing the zombie thing in 2018?
[20:01:39] exasperatedjon: 1$ per health point
[20:01:43] elagabaluscaesar: wait a minute, this isn't Flyff
[20:01:46] julius_9: oh no why is Tim playing this
[20:01:47] willster132: no these are wanderers
[20:01:54] shoepert: Tim has lost control of his life
[20:02:03] crinkz: these are humans infested with parasites, not zombies
[20:02:07] miracleflare: this is flyff
[20:02:08] miracleflare: 2
[20:02:10] diggleshut: so
[20:02:12] diggleshut: are you saying
[20:02:15] diggleshut: we're overdue for a stream
[20:02:24] lokiry: ur overdue
[20:02:27] lokiry: for death
[20:02:29] lokiry: xDD
[20:02:45] chaoscom: what is he doing ?
[20:02:45] miracleflare: green light? is this the great gatsby game adaptation
[20:03:04] chaoscom: oh, just tim things
[20:03:05] drifter_tv: ohnYes ohnTen or ohnNo ohnDud
[20:03:14] willster132: ???????????????????????????/
[20:03:16] zelst: jumping is banned
[20:03:16] shoepert: nice
[20:03:18] raziel744: tim are you winning
[20:03:22] willster132: oh you can jump
[20:03:23] mystir: invisible walls are always fun
[20:03:31] willster132: That fucking dumb if you cant jump
[20:03:34] 8bittv: Such immersion
[20:03:35] silversonic: how's the video game dssLongFace
[20:03:42] willster132: B A D
[20:03:55] shoepert: Depressing
[20:04:06] 8bittv: That 5ft of sprint though
[20:04:06] farjuan: even the game producers dig at Konami https://i.imgur.com/by8DnYP.jpg
[20:04:10] bonfiredes_: nice
[20:04:12] metaconstruct: Metal Gear Solid [Slider]
[20:04:26] elagabaluscaesar: Breathing Simulator 2018
[20:05:03] fapmoon: Wow, this new patch for Fly for Fun really added a whole new depth to the game
[20:05:04] diggleshut: rude
[20:05:04] metaconstruct: iDroid, seriously?
[20:05:05] diggleshut: D:
[20:05:13] monotonetim: it was idroid in mgs5 too.
[20:05:15] mishmisha: Which game is this?
[20:05:17] metaconstruct: oh
[20:05:21] mishmisha: also, KonCha
[20:05:24] miracleflare: synchronize the WHAT
[20:05:27] metaconstruct: KonCha
[20:05:29] fapmoon: Tim <3
[20:05:30] farjuan: didnt they give Snake an iPod in MGS4
[20:05:30] revolutionrespawn: story boxes
[20:05:34] chaoscom: were you a mime in mgs5 too, tim ?
[20:05:36] shoepert: Are you having fun, Tim?
[20:05:45] tifakitteh: Isn't "Zero" your character's name too?
[20:05:49] tifakitteh: In that list picture
[20:06:15] jonny9fire: Wormhole digger timLewd
[20:06:17] revolutionrespawn: at-
[20:06:35] skygtr350: simCringe
[20:06:49] mystir: Hahaha, humor! It's a joke thing!
[20:06:52] rintezuka1: Wait does this AI have 2 personalities?
[20:06:54] shoepert: VO are great
[20:07:06] metaconstruct: c r y st a l s
[20:07:23] chaoscom: Now you're a official, certified wormhole collector, tim
[20:07:29] rosaagustina: Wait Tim is wearing kabuki makeup?
[20:07:32] willster132: this doesnt look fun
[20:07:41] shoepert: HH mmm ahh
[20:08:03] chaoscom: yes, and it's pretty disturbing, rosaagustina
[20:08:16] rosaagustina: Nice
[20:08:50] willster132: you have created the best bat possible
[20:08:52] willster132: congrats
[20:08:55] willster132: you beat the game
[20:09:13] willster132: you can stop playing now
[20:09:32] shimmerfairy: has Tim SURVIVEd?
[20:09:42] willster132: regretably
[20:09:43] driftforfun6: what cool epic game is this?
[20:09:52] shoepert: terraria
[20:10:00] crinkz: wait has he already lost 14% water just running around his base
[20:10:00] willster132: blockdude
[20:10:03] chaoscom: rgtWhy Wormholes, Kuban Cigar Energy, Kabuki masks ... this is all so confusing
[20:10:19] driftforfun6: Terreria sure did get a graphics update then lul
[20:10:29] willster132: yeah you lose resources running around base
[20:10:33] willster132: good game design
[20:10:37] rintezuka1: This will all make more sense later... oh wait
[20:10:43] monotonetim: it's fun to complain
[20:10:48] rintezuka1: ^^
[20:10:48] crinkz: that's pretty brutal
[20:10:54] shimmerfairy: I just wish I could watch this game without awful lag, thanks Twitch® quality options™.
[20:11:01] bonfiredes_: same
[20:11:49] shimmerfairy: I would just go audio_only, but I suspect I would get nothing out of this stream without the visual part.
[20:12:04] elagabaluscaesar: Why are zombies powered by Cuban sandwich energy?
[20:12:06] willster132: you will know when he is low on food or water or stamina
[20:12:07] shoepert: asmr
[20:12:10] it_is_fanatic: i mean there's nothing to this game timBBQQT
[20:12:10] mystir: You could hear the huffing and puffing
[20:12:15] farjuan: Good lord what is happening in there
[20:12:16] metaconstruct: goodnight
[20:12:17] it_is_fanatic: cya
[20:12:17] skygtr350: LUL
[20:12:26] willster132: wait what just happened
[20:12:34] silversonic: Tim got bodied
[20:12:36] shimmerfairy: do game overs even matter?
[20:12:39] skygtr350: revival pill
[20:12:41] it_is_fanatic: guns monkaS
[20:12:48] willster132: is that a microtransaction
[20:12:51] shoepert: How do you take a pill if you're already dead 🤔
[20:13:01] it_is_fanatic: red pilled by death
[20:13:06] mystir: I always wondered about that in MGS3
[20:13:27] q1s2: how are the gears made out of metal surviving
[20:14:04] it_is_fanatic: wtf
[20:14:07] silversonic: lmao
[20:14:10] it_is_fanatic: is that Link?
[20:14:15] driftforfun6: Tim's voice has changed
[20:14:16] it_is_fanatic: HIYYAAAA
[20:14:33] q1s2: this is exactly like no mans sky
[20:14:42] shoepert: With zombies
[20:14:52] crinkz: "zombies"
[20:15:01] metaconstruct: crystal zombies
[20:15:28] it_is_fanatic: i still haven't figured out the circle UI thing
[20:15:34] mystir: I was waiting for a game that combined the combat of Stardew Valley with the character design of Final Fantasy
[20:15:42] metaconstruct: why are they getting raptured
[20:15:54] chaoscom: ipavS W-What did you just do to them ?
[20:15:55] raynor_ex: at least you can fulton things in this gaem
[20:16:03] mystir: Fulton wormholes
[20:16:04] masterglitch: @It_Is_Fanatic looks like a compass with some kind of activity or sound indicator on it
[20:16:10] drifter_tv: Boss, he's coming too? Alright ohnKazpa
[20:16:46] metaconstruct: meee
[20:16:46] willster132: wait is this supposed to be a co op game
[20:16:51] chaoscom: pretty sure it's just a compass, and squares show enemies / alertness levels
[20:17:07] shimmerfairy: This is clearly just an edgier Breath of the Wild timBBQQT
[20:17:10] q1s2: poor sheep
[20:17:15] shoepert: Home run
[20:17:26] mystir: I like the Welsh Baseball minigame
[20:17:39] bonescreator: is this game any good?
[20:17:42] it_is_fanatic: Wowee
[20:17:52] skygtr350: I can't believe D Dog is fucking dead
[20:17:55] masterglitch: lol these home run hits are hilarious
[20:18:01] drifter_tv: ohnDD
[20:18:06] it_is_fanatic: Wowee 🏏
[20:18:22] mystir: Is this the new Super Smash Bros?
[20:18:31] willster132: you lose hunger and water in the menu?
[20:18:34] willster132: Holy shit
[20:18:54] shoepert: Yep
[20:18:58] masterglitch: just like when you're in the menu in real life
[20:19:05] makeshiftmango: ooh monster hunters
[20:19:35] crinkz: hm this sounds like another video game monster
[20:19:43] shimmerfairy: Why is it that in every zombie apocalypse, people are uncreative about naming types of zombies?
[20:19:58] diggleshut: music is great
[20:20:07] bonescreator: does he not have a gun?
[20:20:11] fenrax: ur great
[20:20:19] rosaagustina: Quick, come up with your own zombie name
[20:20:20] mystir: "What should we name the zombies?" "How about zombies?" "You're fired. Jim, any ideas?" "What do they do?" "Walk." "Walkers."
[20:20:23] crinkz: ammo seems sparse
[20:20:26] willster132: The guns cost GAMECOIN (TM)
[20:20:29] chaoscom: LOL
[20:20:30] shoepert: M m m m monster kill
[20:20:31] masterglitch: guns are for the weak
[20:20:38] raynor_ex: why gun, when you can bat?
[20:20:40] bonescreator: @Willster132 like pay to win? or dlc?
[20:20:49] willster132: I was joking but I wouldnt be suripzed if they were
[20:20:50] metaconstruct: DOMINATING
[20:20:54] bonescreator: oh
[20:20:58] willster132: he has a gun but no ammor
[20:21:18] it_is_fanatic: !
[20:21:26] masterglitch: i do appreciate in a zombie movie when the characters recognize that the creatures are zombies
[20:21:28] fusxfaranto: please tell me this isn't metal gear survive
[20:21:34] diggleshut: 3
[20:21:35] it_is_fanatic: oh
[20:21:36] skygtr350: LUL
[20:21:36] chaoscom: Pretty sure the first thing that would come to mind when I saw one of these things would be calling them "the Headless"
[20:21:36] revolutionrespawn: advanced ai
[20:21:38] shimmerfairy: have I got some news for you
[20:21:40] drifter_tv: ohnPeace
[20:21:40] mystir: Okay. This isn't metal gear survive.
[20:21:40] crinkz: ok, it's not
[20:21:45] shoepert: Wait why do you lose hunger and thirst while in this area
[20:21:45] it_is_fanatic: monkaS
[20:21:46] makeshiftmango: ded
[20:21:53] chaoscom: WTF
[20:21:56] masterglitch: or at least compare them to actual stories and stuff rather than trying to generically describe them in a vacuum
[20:22:19] it_is_fanatic: ughh
[20:22:21] it_is_fanatic: oof
[20:22:32] shoepert: Cause I'm the wanderer. Yeah, the wanderer
[20:22:32] willster132: you lose hunger and thirst constantly everywhere
[20:22:40] drifter_tv: remember Tim, they're weak to sound! Scream into the mic! ohnYell ohnYell ohnYell
[20:22:57] masterglitch: i would love if that worked
[20:23:00] mystir: We can call them Pol's Voices then instead of wanderers
[20:23:06] it_is_fanatic: 🔥
[20:23:08] shimmerfairy: quick hide in a cardboard box (see I know my metal gear)
[20:23:25] drifter_tv: ohnBox Box is love, Box is life ohnBox
[20:23:29] it_is_fanatic: was that really a molly? it looked like smoke
[20:23:44] shimmerfairy: that wasn't smoke, that was steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
[20:23:47] willster132: digger ChuSay
[20:23:50] it_is_fanatic: oh i see
[20:24:00] ninjapikmin: shhh they can't see him
[20:24:05] masterglitch: so is this game the canon explanation how Mother Base never was mentioned again in the rest of the series?
[20:24:08] chaoscom: ipavS
[20:24:08] mystir: These zombies look strangely like the hamburgers from Krusty Burger
[20:24:09] it_is_fanatic: [!]
[20:24:19] willster132: oh thats right I have no gun
[20:24:57] masterglitch: @Mystir oh hohohoho no, patented konami wanderers!
[20:24:58] shimmerfairy: oh ho ho no, patented Skinner Zombies™, old family recipe!
[20:25:43] metaconstruct: this seems really fucking tedious
[20:25:45] shoepert: Holy crap
[20:25:47] drifter_tv: delightfully devilish wanderers, seymour!
[20:25:48] miracleflare: huff your iDroid for air
[20:25:53] elagabaluscaesar: deport the Kuban energy
[20:25:58] shoepert: Why doesn't it just play the game for you
[20:26:24] mystir: Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "wanderers"
[20:27:02] miracleflare: i know nothing about this game or the series it's supposedly tied to
[20:27:05] ninjapikmin: man its convenient that giant blocks of iron are left around
[20:27:10] shimmerfairy: is that a box of damaged materials or a box of materials that is damaged?
[20:27:15] luna_moona: 🅱
[20:27:24] miracleflare: it's a box of damaged me
[20:27:30] contradistinct: time to sleeeep/die
[20:27:30] masterglitch: are you fulton lifting zombies?
[20:28:31] masterglitch: this game looks less fun than i imagined, and i already thought it sounded repetitive and dull
[20:28:36] miracleflare: isn't kuban energy the thing they told you to make oxygen from? are you farming oxygen from zombies?
[20:28:48] driftforfun6: i mean it is $39
[20:29:06] shoepert: With mircotransactions
[20:29:12] shimmerfairy: It seems like a decent game from what I've seen so far, but I'm not familiar enough with these types of games to judge how good it is in reality.
[20:29:13] mystir: What if you're the zombie and you're actually farming brains, but the parasite is making you hallucinate that you're farming oxygen from headless zombies
[20:29:33] masterglitch: whoa...
[20:29:42] fenrax: tryy not to die
[20:29:46] shimmerfairy: that sounds like a SILENT HILL plot to me.
[20:29:47] willster132: ok I need to do homework buy
[20:29:49] driftforfun6: There were sooo many downvotes on the Youtube single player intro, I just want to know why though.
[20:29:52] willster132: I mean bye
[20:29:55] metaconstruct: buy
[20:29:56] luna_moona: yeah that wouldnt be good timMrBones
[20:29:56] willster132: Damn microtransactions
[20:30:02] masterglitch: i remember an episode of some short-lived TV show that was like that
[20:30:21] masterglitch: you followed this girl around a zombie apocalypse, but then you find out she was the zombie
[20:30:58] shimmerfairy: I think a lot of the hate is because this isn't Metal Gear at all. Imagine if Nintendo's next Zelda was an online card game, or something.
[20:31:01] contradistinct: that's like the arctic game except that had aliens
[20:31:01] mystir: @driftforfun6 There's a lot of salt surrounding this series right now
[20:31:01] metaconstruct: what exactly are you doing right now
[20:31:11] 7locrian7: god, i woke up a little bit earlier than usual and now i hate everyone and everything
[20:31:14] shoepert: Finding a thing
[20:31:17] driftforfun6: @Mystir is it between the studio or?
[20:31:27] dannyboyoo0: I would love an online card game zelda
[20:31:32] driftforfun6: That's what I thought, Metal Gear's fanbase seems toxic atm
[20:31:32] mystir: Konami unceremoniously dumped the series creator, pissing off the fans
[20:31:53] raynor_ex: i mean konami is pretty terrible as a company right now
[20:31:55] driftforfun6: Oh well that explains all the zombies lol
[20:31:58] mystir: And then they create this game, which many feel isn't in the spirit of the series at all
[20:32:05] metaconstruct: rip
[20:32:23] shimmerfairy: How can Konami be terrible? I'm excited for Silent Hills! timBBQQT
[20:32:30] driftforfun6: To me, this feels like Final Fantasy, and I'm not sure why.
[20:32:37] ninjapikmin: fun
[20:32:37] shoepert: Great game
[20:32:40] masterglitch: i think the real salt in the wound is that the game itself is also uninspired and not good compared to other games in the same genre
[20:32:45] imdublin: Snaake. SNAAAAAAAAKE?
[20:32:46] chaoscom: I dare say....
[20:32:57] masterglitch: which just makes it horrible when combined with everything else
[20:33:07] monotonetim: aaaaa
[20:33:09] miracleflare: Snake. Snake. I DARE SAAAAAAAAAY
[20:33:12] shoepert: If I was running from certain death, I wouldn't tire after 10 fucking seconds
[20:33:14] mystir: Yeah, it really feels like Konami wanted to make a survival zombie game and was like "Hey, we have this popular franchise to use"
[20:33:25] shimmerfairy: I think this game would probably be received better if it wasn't called "metal gear", but I can't say if it would be received well in that scenario.
[20:33:43] tifakitteh: Zombie survival games are so original tho
[20:33:47] mystir: Add in all the microtransactions...nobody was ever going to give this game a fair shot. Then it turns out to just be mediocre anyway.
[20:33:47] ninjapikmin: If you gave this game the title Resident Evil ____ I wouldn't doubt it one bit
[20:33:53] diggleshut: WE LIKE TO PARTY
[20:33:55] diggleshut: WE LIKE TO PARTY 
[20:34:00] diggleshut: NEW YORK TO SAN FRANCISCO
[20:34:02] dannyboyoo0: are these even zombies
[20:34:05] luna_moona: how did you do that diggle
[20:34:10] crinkz: no(yes(
[20:34:13] masterglitch: theyre """""""wanderers"""""""
[20:34:15] imdublin: spikeheads have feelings too
[20:34:16] shoepert: Nah they're "wanderers"
[20:34:19] luna_moona: you cant send duplicate messages more than once every 30 seconds
[20:34:23] driftforfun6: The game isn't bad, it's just lacking more creative ideas so to say
[20:34:24] shoepert: Cause I'm the wanderer. Yeah, the wanderer
[20:34:25] ninjapikmin: They're rich zombies that replaced their head with bling
[20:34:25] diggleshut: .....HUH
[20:34:28] shimmerfairy: but the closest thing to RE that Konami has is Silent Hill. ...oh god, Silent Hill Survive timMinus
[20:34:28] diggleshut: lemme try again
[20:34:29] miracleflare: name it Resident Evil Survivor 3
[20:34:29] dannyboyoo0: like some weird crystal monster shit to me
[20:34:30] diggleshut: WE LIKE TO PARTY
[20:34:32] diggleshut: WE LIKE TO PARTY 
[20:34:37] diggleshut: o
[20:34:43] diggleshut: maybe the twitch devs really like venga boys
[20:34:44] miracleflare: (was there a survivor 2? my memory is terrible)
[20:34:56] dannyboyoo0: which isnt surprising considering the weird shit in msg5
[20:34:56] luna_moona: WE LIKE TO PARTY
[20:35:02] luna_moona: [15:34] [Info] Your message was not sent because it is identical to the previous one you sent, less than 30 seconds ago.
[20:35:08] contradistinct: ew
[20:35:08] dannyboyoo0: lol mgs
[20:35:16] shoepert: You run on gas now
[20:35:24] masterglitch: @ShimmerFairy Silent Hills = Silent Hill S = Silent Hill Survive?!
[20:35:27] driftforfun6: mmm Octane gas
[20:35:51] luna_moona: diggle u hacker bogaHacker
[20:35:56] luna_moona: oh rip those emotes
[20:36:30] mystir: When is the next Suikoden game, Konami?
[20:36:34] deleroth: home run
[20:36:47] diggleshut: O
[20:36:52] fenrax: diggle actually owns twitch
[20:36:53] diggleshut: maybe it has something to do with how chatterino works
[20:37:00] masterglitch: "the wanderers are EXTREMELY sensitive to sound!" *destroys crystals loudly 5 feet away from them* *they don't notice*
[20:37:00] chaoscom: I kinda expect it to make the 1UP sound from Mario
[20:37:02] diggleshut: I'm part of twitch now
[20:37:45] diggleshut: i'm gonna try 5 of the same message in a row
[20:37:48] diggleshut: same message
[20:37:50] diggleshut: same message 
[20:37:52] diggleshut: same message
[20:37:54] diggleshut: same message 
[20:37:55] diggleshut: same message
[20:37:58] diggleshut: heh
[20:38:04] luna_moona: you hacker
[20:38:12] diggleshut: eat it twitch
[20:38:27] diggleshut: tfw you can see the matrix
[20:38:33] chaoscom: Hey, they're extremely sensitive to the sounds of their brethren dying !
[20:38:47] popcorncolonel: this reminds me of flyff
[20:38:59] miracleflare: survive for fun
[20:39:07] shoepert: hey by the way your health is low
[20:39:18] chaoscom: I don't get these flyff references
[20:39:24] miracleflare: "your life is dangerously low" same
[20:39:28] elusive_lucifer: the grind is real
[20:39:34] chaoscom: flyff was this cute anime-like korean mmo, no ?
[20:39:37] chompers_: oh this game. great.
[20:39:38] dannyboyoo0: flyff is a piece of garbage
[20:39:46] chaoscom: lol
[20:39:49] chompers_: everything ive heard about this is that its total trash lol
[20:40:07] blackeyedsceva7: People are very harsh on this and Fortnite PvE
[20:40:17] shoepert: base hit
[20:40:30] miracleflare: killing random woodland animals is pretty WoW i think
[20:40:31] dannyboyoo0: well its angry Kojima fanboys and they are a VERY vocal bunch
[20:40:32] zomgitsbacon: Are you Ness now, Tim?
[20:40:39] contradistinct: what
[20:40:40] elusive_lucifer: if you care for the Metal Gear series, it is shite, otherwise it is a game
[20:40:40] blackeyedsceva7: But if you're just looking to run around doing basic crafting and resource collection while avoiding zombies it's fine
[20:40:42] masterglitch: i think people are just tired of grindy zombie survival games
[20:40:57] miracleflare: eat the liver raw
[20:41:02] revak01: Look chat, asian Henry came to see us naroYay
[20:41:05] chompers_: is this Out of the Park Baseball 18?
[20:41:14] zelst: this game doesn't look awful, just mediocre
[20:41:25] diggleshut: you know what's depressing
[20:41:29] diggleshut: my favorite keyboard the one I'm using now
[20:41:33] blackeyedsceva7: There is a fairly significant tower-defense style component to all of this, just like Fortnite PvE
[20:41:36] diggleshut: is now like $160 used
[20:41:37] basssic: i think it's a little extreme to say this game is garbage. it just looks bland and p boring
[20:41:39] diggleshut: ;-;
[20:41:45] diggleshut: cause people love it and they dont make it anymore
[20:41:48] basssic: haven't played it but from what i've seen it doesn't look atrocious
[20:41:48] contradistinct: easy $160
[20:41:49] chaoscom: Learned new recipe: Grilled Gray Wolf rgtSmile
[20:41:50] smw23: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00081L2SU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_dp_Z9XKAbS033QDD what the fuck look at the description and reviews for this
[20:41:55] masterglitch: at least with stuff like subnautica it's presenting a new setting and some neat ideas, but when it's just "run out and collect crystals from dead zombies to upgrade your base so you can run out further to collect more crystals from zombies" it's just like... we've done all this before...
[20:41:56] blackeyedsceva7: after games like Orcs Must Die and Dungeon Defenders being successful it's not surprising that this has a market IMO
[20:41:58] diggleshut: wat
[20:42:00] elusive_lucifer: rgtSmile
[20:42:08] contradistinct: idk I'm TRYING TO SLEEEP
[20:42:10] metaconstruct: when do we get blinded with science
[20:42:17] farjuan: Has my summer car gone under any major updates
[20:42:27] miracleflare: yes, you're looking at it right now
[20:42:42] masterglitch: My Summer Car Survive
[20:42:47] smw23: "Keep your child at a safe distance!"
[20:42:52] diggleshut: why
[20:42:54] chompers_: take that crystal heads!\\
[20:42:55] diggleshut: it's even earlier there than it is here
[20:42:56] rg802: Swing for the fences Tim
[20:43:04] bl0cks: this is actually FreeSO after the wipe. Being #1 casino is way higher stakes
[20:43:09] rg802: Tim AKA little Slugger
[20:43:09] wryght: summer car got some updates i heard. can pick strawberries and talk to a grandma
[20:43:23] blackeyedsceva7: I was hoping this would be actual F2P so I could compare it to Fortnite PvE first-hand but 40 dollars is outrageous
[20:43:23] basssic: bloodborder.jpg]
[20:43:31] contradistinct: idk I'm tired
[20:43:45] contradistinct: I woke up at 7 thinking it was 9
[20:43:47] blackeyedsceva7: No kidding, what a low quality overlay lol
[20:43:51] chaoscom: Elusive_lucifer rgtDead
[20:43:51] contradistinct: and I slept at like 3 or 4
[20:44:03] rg802: So why is MGS suddenly RE-ified?
[20:44:09] ninjapikmin: man that character doesn't like eating rations
[20:44:18] shoepert: because no more ideas
[20:44:22] tifakitteh: Cus Kojima is gone and this is what Konami thinks the world wants
[20:44:23] contradistinct: my plans on what to eat dinner keep getting lazier and lazier
[20:44:24] blackeyedsceva7: Rg802 Konami was always gonna bastardize the series
[20:44:34] tifakitteh: Or rather, what Konami thinks will make money
[20:44:38] blackeyedsceva7: I assume this is like the Pro Evolution Soccer team's creation
[20:44:44] oldmario: diggle stop spamming chat
[20:44:49] blackeyedsceva7: no idea though really
[20:44:58] chaoscom: That went well
[20:44:58] it_is_fanatic: BLEH
[20:44:59] shoepert: good
[20:45:01] ninjapikmin: captain