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  1. -- grandHighblood [GH] began trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 17:02 --
  2. [05:02] GH: hello again
  3. [05:03] TC: HeYyYy
  4. [05:03] GH: ...
  5. [05:03] GH: you're still on the pies
  6. [05:03] TC: YeAh MaN :o)
  7. [05:03] GH: DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER OUR TALK?
  8. [05:04] TC: WhAt TaLk?
  9. [05:04] GH: *sigh*
  10. [05:04] GH: EVEN DUALSCAR DOESN'T HAVE SUCH TROUBLE WITH HIS DESCENDANT
  11. [05:04] GH: gamzee, right?
  12. [05:05] TC: YeAh BrO :o)
  13. [05:05] GH: ....DID YOU GET DISTRACTED BY THE PRETTY COLORS OR SOMETHING?
  14. [05:06] GH: okay then.
  15. [05:06] GH: GAMZEE
  16. [05:06] GH: you need to stop eating sopor
  17. [05:06] TC: WhY?
  18. [05:06] GH: ROTS YOUR THINKPAN
  19. [05:06] GH: all kinds of poison for you
  20. [05:06] TC: NaH mAn, It'S cHiLl!
  21. [05:07] GH: IT DULLS THE VOICES
  22. [05:08] GH: don't you want to hear what they have to say?
  23. [05:08] TC: WhAt VoIcEs
  24. [05:08] GH: ...YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM?
  25. [05:08] GH: clear your mind a moment
  26. [05:08] GH: THERE SHOULD BE TWO
  27. [05:08] GH: one soft
  28. [05:08] GH: ONE LOUD
  29. [05:09] TC: I dOn'T hEaR tHeM :o(
  30. [05:09] GH: but see how you type?
  31. [05:09] GH: THAT'S BOTH OF THEM TRYING TO GET THROUGH AT ONCE
  32. [05:09] TC: WhOoOa
  33. [05:09] GH: the sopor muddles them
  34. [05:10] GH: DON'T YOU HEAR THEM, GAMZEE?
  35. [05:11] GH: they want to show you miracles
  36. [05:11] TC: I dOn'T mOtHeRfUcKiNg KnOW mAn
  37. [05:11] GH: WHAT'S WRONG?
  38. [05:11] GH: don't you want to see teh miracles?
  39. [05:12] TC: BuT mY bEsT fRiEnD sAiD tO sTaY oN tHe PiE
  40. [05:13] GH: WHAT BEST FRIEND?
  41. [05:13] TC: KaRkAt :o)
  42. [05:14] GH: and why did he tell you that?
  43. [05:14] GH: WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND KEEPS THE MIRACLES AWAY?
  44. [05:14] TC: BuT tHe PiE iS mIrAcLeS!
  45. [05:15] GH: no, it's not
  46. [05:15] GH: IT KEEPS AWAY THE TRUE MIRACLES
  47. [05:15] GH: distracts you with fakes
  48. [05:15] TC: ShIt, rEaLlY?
  49. [05:16] GH: REALLY
  50. [05:16] GH: you know what i think?
  51. [05:16] GH: I THINK YOUR BEST FRIEND TOLD YOU TO EAT THE PIES
  52. [05:16] GH: so he could keep the miracles all to himself
  53. [05:17] TC: NaH mAn, He'S tOo ChIlL fOr ThAt
  54. [05:17] GH: ARE YOU SURE?
  55. [05:17] TC: YeAh :o)
  56. [05:17] GH: he said it was okay for you
  57. [05:17] GH: TO EAT SOMETHING THAT ROTS YOUR THINKPAN
  58. [05:18] GH: and hides the miracles
  59. [05:19] TC: I dOn'T tHiNk He WoUlD uP aNd Do ThAt :o(
  60. [05:19] GH: THERE'S AN EASY WAY TO TELL
  61. [05:19] GH: stop eating the pies
  62. [05:19] GH: DON'T MENTION IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND
  63. [05:20] TC: WhY?
  64. [05:20] GH: if i'm right, you get to see the best miracles. the best
  65. [05:20] GH: AND IF I'M WRONG, YOU DIDN'T LOSE ANYTHING
  66. [05:21] TC: BuT wHaT iF hE fInDs OuT?
  67. [05:21] GH: what if he does?
  68. [05:21] GH: THERE'S NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE ANGRY, AFTER ALL
  69. [05:22] GH: unless he's afraid you'll find out about him stealing the miracles
  70. [05:22] TC: He SaId ThEy KeEp Me ChIlL
  71. [05:22] GH: SOUNDS LIKE HE THINKS
  72. [05:22] GH: that you're not chill otherwise
  73. [05:22] GH: BUT YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?
  74. [05:23] TC: I aM tOtAlLy ChIlL
  75. [05:23] GH: see?
  76. [05:23] TC: SeE wHaT?
  77. [05:23] GH: OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD STOP EATING THE PIES IMMEDIATELY
  78. [05:24] GH: your best friend says the pies keep you chill, but you're chill already
  79. [05:24] TC: WhY?
  80. [05:24] GH: SOUNDS LIKE A LIE TO ME
  81. [05:24] GH: sounds like he wants all the miracles for himself
  82. [05:24] GH: ALL OF THEM
  83. [05:25] TC: Do:
  84. [05:26] GH: but that's not right, is it? the miracles are meant to be seen
  85. [05:26] GH: AND ONCE YOU SEE THEM
  86. [05:26] GH: everything will be made clear
  87. [05:26] GH: HONK
  88. [05:27] TC: ShIt, ReAlLy?
  89. [05:27] GH: really
  90. [05:27] GH: WHY WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
  91. [05:27] GH: i want you to see the miracles, gamzee
  92. [05:28] TC: WhY wOuLd BeSt FrIeNd LiE?
  93. [05:28] GH: BECAUSE THE MIRACLES ARE SO AMAZING!
  94. [05:28] GH: i can't blame him for wanting them all to himself
  95. [05:28] GH: BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR, IS IT?
  96. [05:28] TC: It'S nOt?
  97. [05:28] GH: of course not
  98. [05:29] GH: ONLY ONE PERSON SEEING THE MIRACLES?
  99. [05:29] GH: it's like keeping the colors all to yourself
  100. [05:29] GH: MEANT TO BE SHARED, GAMZEE
  101. [05:29] TC: As LoNg As My FrIeNdS aRe HaPpY mAn :o)
  102. [05:29] GH: they will be!
  103. [05:29] GH: ONCE YOU GET OFF THE PIES AND SEE THE MIRACLES
  104. [05:29] TC: WhOa, ReAlLy?
  105. [05:29] GH: you can show them the colors
  106. [05:30] GH: YES
  107. [05:30] GH: they'll be so happy, gamzee!
  108. [05:30] GH: YOU DO WANT TO MAKE YOUR FRIENDS HAPPY, DON'T YOU?
  109. [05:33] TC: WhOoOa
  110. [05:34] GH: ...i get the feeling you are going to forget this
  111. [05:35] GH: IF YOU DO NOT, THEN CONTACT ME ONCE YOU HAVE
  112. [05:35] TC: I aM?
  113. [05:35] GH: seen the miracles
  114. [05:35] GH: ...YOU DO NOT EXACTLY HAVE A GOOD MEMORY
  115. [05:35] TC: Do:
  116. [05:37] GH: but perhaps I will be wrong
  117. [05:37] GH: I FULLY HOPESO
  118. [05:37] TC: WhY?
  119. [05:37] GH: because i want you to see the miracles
  120. -- grandHighblood [GH] gave up trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 17:47 --
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  122. (later)
  123.  
  124. -- terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling grandHighblood [GH] at 18:29 --
  125. [06:29] TC: honk
  126. [06:29] GH: hello there
  127. [06:29] TC: HONK
  128. [06:29] GH: ...
  129. [06:29] GH: oh
  130. [06:29] GH: YES
  131. [06:29] TC: heh heh
  132. [06:29] GH: :ozD
  133. [06:30] GH: AND HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?
  134. [06:30] TC: YOU WERE MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT ALL THE DAMN TIME.
  135. [06:30] GH: of course i was
  136. [06:31] GH: GET STARTED ON THE RAINBOW YET?
  137. [06:31] TC: i can see all the motherfucking miracles now.
  138. [06:31] TC: NOT YET.
  139. [06:31] TC: but soon.
  140. [06:32] GH: :ozD
  141. [06:32] GH: HONK
  142. [06:32] GH: yesssss
  143. [06:32] GH: GOT ANY ORDER IN MIND?
  144. [06:33] TC: I'M NOT SURE.
  145. [06:33] TC: except for red.
  146. [06:33] TC: RED WILL BE MOTHERFUCKING LAST.
  147. [06:34] GH: ah
  148. [06:34] GH: RUSTBLOOD PIQUED YOUR INTEREST?
  149. [06:34] GH: that's a surprise
  150. [06:34] TC: why?
  151. [06:35] GH: WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE BETTER TASTE
  152. [06:36] GH: lowbloods filling your quadrants?
  153. [06:36] TC: NO, THAT'S NOT MOTHERFUCKING WHY.
  154. [06:36] TC: but he kept the miracles from me.
  155. [06:36] TC: SO I WANT HIM TO SEE WHAT CAN BE DONE WITH THEM.
  156. [06:36] GH: OH
  157. [06:36] GH: i see
  158. [06:36] GH: IS THIS THAT 'BEST FRIEND' OF YOURS?
  159. [06:37] TC: yes.
  160. [06:37] GH: good thinking
  161. [06:38] TC: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
  162. [06:40] GH: HONK HONK HONK
  163. [06:40] GH: paint a picture of it
  164. [06:40] GH: WITH HIS MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD
  165. [06:41] TC: that sounds like a motherfucking great idea.
  166. [06:41] GH: don't forget to share :ozD
  167. [06:42] GH: WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT
  168. [06:42] GH: don't suppose you know how to make a decent subjugglator face on here?
  169. [06:42] GH: THE Z IS JUST NOT DOING IT
  170. [06:43] TC: HOW ABOUT /:/o/D?
  171. [06:43] GH: that doesn't look like the traditional skullmask
  172. [06:43] GH: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
  173. [06:44] TC: heh heh
  174. [06:44] TC: NOT A MOTHERFUCKING THING.
  175. [06:44] GH: don't lie to me my boy
  176. [06:45] GH: HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING ON THE RAINBOW
  177. [06:45] GH: while we've been talking?
  178. [06:45] TC: just fufilling my motherfucking purpose brother.
  179. [06:46] TC: YES I HAVE.
  180. [06:46] GH: EXCELLENT
  181. [06:46] GH: i approve >:oD
  182. [06:47] TC: good.
  183. [06:47] GH: SO HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU NOW?
  184. [06:48] TC: I'VE GOT SOME MOTHERFUCKING BLUE AND GREEN.
  185. [06:48] GH: honk honk
  186. [06:48] GH: GOOOOOD
  187. [06:50] TC: you motherfucking know it.
  188. [06:50] GH: how many colors do you have on hand?
  189. [06:50] GH: I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT A LIMITED AMOUNT AT THIS POINT?
  190. [06:51] TC: THERE'S ONLY ELEVEN OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS LEFT.
  191. [06:51] TC: well, nine now.
  192. [06:51] GH: pretty hard to make a rainbow with that
  193. [06:52] GH: YOU GOT A GOOD SPREAD?
  194. [06:52] TC: GOT A SHADE FOR EVERY MOTHERFUCKING COLOR.
  195. [06:53] GH: honk honk honk
  196. [06:53] GH: THAT RIGHT THERE'S A MIRACLE
  197. [06:53] TC: the best kind.
  198. [06:53] GH: almost no fuckers with you and still ahve the rainbow
  199. [06:53] TC: JUST GOTTA START PAINTING WITH IT.
  200. [06:54] GH: HONK HONK
  201. [06:54] GH: i can't wait to see what you do :oD
  202. [06:54] TC: it will be the best painting ever.
  203. [06:55] GH: HOW COULD IT NOT BE?
  204. [06:55] TC: IF PEOPLE GOT THEIR MOTHERFUCKING UNCHILL IN IT.
  205. [06:56] GH: that's be a motherfucking shame right there
  206. [06:57] GH: WHO BE GETTING ALL UNCHILL OVER YOUR MASTERPIECE?
  207. [06:57] TC: no one yet.
  208. [06:57] TC: AND I PLAN TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
  209. [06:58] GH: >:oD
  210. [06:58] GH: GOOD BOY
  211. [07:00] GH: wait
  212. [07:01] GH: HOW DO YOU GET ALL THE COLORS WITH NINE
  213. [07:01] GH: that's too many
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