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  1. Kris: YO
  2. Jessie Belanger: haiiiiiiii
  3. Jessie Belanger: wuddup
  4. Jessie Belanger: i tuuk a bath
  5. Jessie Belanger: it wus weird
  6. Kris: o word
  7. Kris: lmao
  8. Kris: why'd you take a bath in the first place
  9. Kris: lol
  10. Jessie Belanger: idk
  11. Jessie Belanger: feelz guud
  12. Jessie Belanger: on me
  13. Jessie Belanger: muscles
  14. Kris: lmao
  15. Kris: hardworkout?
  16. Kris: i said
  17. Kris: DID YOU HAVE A HARDWORKOUT
  18. Kris: yo
  19. Kris: when is your midwinter break
  20. Kris: nvm arent you going somewhere
  21. Jessie Belanger: yezzzz
  22. Jessie Belanger: itz next week
  23. Jessie Belanger: n eyem goning tew ze
  24. Jessie Belanger: bahamaz
  25. Kris: awesome
  26. Kris: ive never been out of state for a vacation
  27. Kris: :x
  28. Jessie Belanger: holy shit
  29. Jessie Belanger: thtz cray zay
  30. Jessie Belanger: have yew ever been out of michigan @ all
  31. Kris: yea but it was for like doctors appointments
  32. Jessie Belanger: in ohio
  33. Kris: nah pennsylavania
  34. Jessie Belanger: do i come off as a slut?
  35. Jessie Belanger: honestly
  36. Kris: idk
  37. Kris: i dont see you everyday so i cant be a judge of that.
  38. Jessie Belanger: okay
  39. Jessie Belanger: i'm starting to get pissed
  40. Kris: lol.
  41. Jessie Belanger: etz not funny
  42. Kris: what happened now
  43. Kris: haha
  44. Jessie Belanger: this 1 kid tried to seduce me
  45. Jessie Belanger: and like awkwardly massaged me
  46. Kris: nothing new in the life of jessie
  47. Jessie Belanger: it was weird as fuck and i wanted to leave
  48. Jessie Belanger: and then this other kids like
  49. Kris: man i just realized today how much i fucking HATE highschool shit.
  50. Kris: the whole aspect
  51. Jessie Belanger: hey do you wanna meet me at kroger then go hookup in my car
  52. Jessie Belanger: and then another kid just messaged me
  53. Jessie Belanger: and he's like
  54. Jessie Belanger: we shld go to the movies
  55. Jessie Belanger: or we could just rent one
  56. Jessie Belanger: and go in my room and not watch it
  57. Kris: lol highschool kidsssssssss
  58. Kris: i can finally say that
  59. Kris: and not feel
  60. Kris: like one
  61. Jessie Belanger: hahha
  62. Jessie Belanger: i was like
  63. Jessie Belanger: wht wld we be doing
  64. Jessie Belanger: and he's like idk whtever you wanted
  65. Jessie Belanger: and i was like okay give me four choices
  66. Jessie Belanger: just to see wht he was thinking
  67. Jessie Belanger: and he's like idk talk cuddle makeout fool around
  68. Jessie Belanger: lmao
  69. Kris: all guys want in highschool is bang bang sexy time dont get me wrong thats great and shit but
  70. Kris: i personally wouldnt go for that approach
  71. Kris: lmao
  72. Kris: it doesnt work
  73. Kris: your proof
  74. Kris: lmfao
  75. Jessie Belanger: i jus
  76. Jessie Belanger: don get it
  77. Jessie Belanger: did i telllll you i'[m goin to maryland
  78. Kris: for what
  79. Kris: also, dont try to understand other peoples intention or why they do it or even care about it.
  80. Kris: It just complicates life.
  81. Jessie Belanger: okay
  82. Kris: Makes shit a lot more difficult than it really is.
  83. Jessie Belanger: lol i wont
  84. Jessie Belanger: lmao
  85. Jessie Belanger: and then he's like or we could do all three
  86. Jessie Belanger: and i was like you named four not three
  87. Kris: lol
  88. Kris: you meet some real classy guys jessie
  89. Jessie Belanger: and he was like i know
  90. Kris: real class
  91. Kris: lmfao
  92. Jessie Belanger: just the last 3
  93. Jessie Belanger: hahhaha
  94. Jessie Belanger: subtract the talk
  95. Kris: idk i feel like im gonna sound like a huge ass faggot for saying this but like
  96. Jessie Belanger: nooooo ttht was the kid
  97. Jessie Belanger: who gave me the choices
  98. Jessie Belanger: not the one i'm going to see in maryland
  99. Kris: ok first of all, you may come off as the regular high school slut or w/e to normal kids and shit but since I don't see you in person often you don't come off like that ot me at all. and i dont know if thats only because we dont see each other often or if its a fact
  100. Kris: lol
  101. Kris: LMAO
  102. Kris: wait
  103. Kris: youre going to see a kid in maryland
  104. Kris: what
  105. Kris: lmao
  106. Jessie Belanger: ya
  107. Kris: lmfao
  108. Kris: omegle
  109. Kris: (Y)
  110. Jessie Belanger: i met him\
  111. Jessie Belanger: ya
  112. Jessie Belanger: omegle
  113. Kris: youre sofucking gay
  114. Kris: end story
  115. Kris: lmao
  116. Jessie Belanger: okay
  117. Kris: why
  118. Kris: i dont even
  119. Kris: lmao
  120. Jessie Belanger: sht the fk uppp
  121. Kris: i cant comprehend what comepls somebody to search omegle for potential boyfriends / dates
  122. Kris: idk
  123. Kris: it might just be me
  124. Kris: and if i offended you by bad
  125. Kris: lol
  126. Kris: my bad*
  127. Jessie Belanger: i wasn't
  128. Jessie Belanger: looking for anyon
  129. Jessie Belanger: e
  130. Kris: yea i know
  131. Kris: but
  132. Kris: idk
  133. Jessie Belanger: i go on there when i get bored
  134. Jessie Belanger: but sumtymez things happen when you least expect it
  135. Jessie Belanger: idk
  136. Kris: wish btw
  137. Kris: lol
  138. Jessie Belanger: i'm not moving there or anything
  139. Jessie Belanger: lol
  140. Jessie Belanger: i'm just goinnn tew his prom
  141. Kris: you know whats going to happen all ready
  142. Kris: so like
  143. Kris: its not gonna be fun at all
  144. Kris: at least how i see things if i know whats gonna happen
  145. Kris: whats the fun in it
  146. Jessie Belanger: wht will happen
  147. Kris: well
  148. Kris: youre just gonna fuck and probably talk shortly after you see each other or
  149. Kris: youre gonna fall in internet love
  150. Kris: and never get out of it
  151. Kris: lmao
  152. Jessie Belanger: ?
  153. Jessie Belanger: hahah
  154. Jessie Belanger: wur goin to prom
  155. Kris: .........
  156. Kris: are you like
  157. Kris: not thinking?
  158. Kris: tell me what happens at prom.
  159. Kris: lmfao
  160. Jessie Belanger: you dance
  161. Kris: tell me what you did with matt at dances
  162. Kris: lmfao
  163. Kris: afterwards
  164. Kris: or before
  165. Kris: w/e
  166. Jessie Belanger: lol usually
  167. Jessie Belanger: fight
  168. Kris: youve told me countless times
  169. Kris: lmfao
  170. Kris: that you would have sex beforehand or after the fact
  171. Kris: and you know EXACTLY thats gonna happen
  172. Jessie Belanger: lol
  173. Jessie Belanger: no i didn't
  174. Kris: if you were to go to maryland
  175. Kris: like
  176. Kris: wtf do you think
  177. Jessie Belanger: maybe after
  178. Kris: HES THINKING
  179. Jessie Belanger: never before
  180. Kris: ok well after
  181. Kris: whatever
  182. Jessie Belanger: the only thing tht ever happened before was road head
  183. Jessie Belanger: choncho
  184. Kris: shits gonna happen youre gonna end up doing a 1 night stand thing
  185. Kris: in maryland
  186. Kris: lmfao
  187. Jessie Belanger: haha oky
  188. Kris: you dont believe that thats gonna happen?
  189. Kris: you even tell me you have no self control
  190. Jessie Belanger: probably
  191. Jessie Belanger: no i want it to happen tho
  192. Kris: lmfao
  193. Jessie Belanger: i just dont think it will
  194. Jessie Belanger: cos either a it'll be akward
  195. Jessie Belanger: or b my mom will be a choncho
  196. Jessie Belanger: and follow me around everywhere
  197. Jessie Belanger: like i don't think there'z any chance of us getting alone
  198. Kris: oh, your mom knows youre going to maryland to go to prom with a random person
  199. Kris: lmfao
  200. Kris: you met on the internet
  201. Jessie Belanger: ya
  202. Kris: sounds great
  203. Jessie Belanger: my mom tlks to him all the time
  204. Jessie Belanger: lol
  205. Jessie Belanger: he's not a random douche bag
  206. Jessie Belanger: trust me
  207. Jessie Belanger: i know a random douche bag when i see one
  208. Kris: oword
  209. Kris: i dont
  210. Jessie Belanger: well i'll point them out
  211. Jessie Belanger: for you
  212. Jessie Belanger: next time w e go somewhere
  213. Jessie Belanger: i still have movie gift certificatezzzzz
  214. Jessie Belanger: sew les goh sewn
  215. Kris: and see what.
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