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- Kris: YO
- Jessie Belanger: haiiiiiiii
- Jessie Belanger: wuddup
- Jessie Belanger: i tuuk a bath
- Jessie Belanger: it wus weird
- Kris: o word
- Kris: lmao
- Kris: why'd you take a bath in the first place
- Kris: lol
- Jessie Belanger: idk
- Jessie Belanger: feelz guud
- Jessie Belanger: on me
- Jessie Belanger: muscles
- Kris: lmao
- Kris: hardworkout?
- Kris: i said
- Kris: DID YOU HAVE A HARDWORKOUT
- Kris: yo
- Kris: when is your midwinter break
- Kris: nvm arent you going somewhere
- Jessie Belanger: yezzzz
- Jessie Belanger: itz next week
- Jessie Belanger: n eyem goning tew ze
- Jessie Belanger: bahamaz
- Kris: awesome
- Kris: ive never been out of state for a vacation
- Kris: :x
- Jessie Belanger: holy shit
- Jessie Belanger: thtz cray zay
- Jessie Belanger: have yew ever been out of michigan @ all
- Kris: yea but it was for like doctors appointments
- Jessie Belanger: in ohio
- Kris: nah pennsylavania
- Jessie Belanger: do i come off as a slut?
- Jessie Belanger: honestly
- Kris: idk
- Kris: i dont see you everyday so i cant be a judge of that.
- Jessie Belanger: okay
- Jessie Belanger: i'm starting to get pissed
- Kris: lol.
- Jessie Belanger: etz not funny
- Kris: what happened now
- Kris: haha
- Jessie Belanger: this 1 kid tried to seduce me
- Jessie Belanger: and like awkwardly massaged me
- Kris: nothing new in the life of jessie
- Jessie Belanger: it was weird as fuck and i wanted to leave
- Jessie Belanger: and then this other kids like
- Kris: man i just realized today how much i fucking HATE highschool shit.
- Kris: the whole aspect
- Jessie Belanger: hey do you wanna meet me at kroger then go hookup in my car
- Jessie Belanger: and then another kid just messaged me
- Jessie Belanger: and he's like
- Jessie Belanger: we shld go to the movies
- Jessie Belanger: or we could just rent one
- Jessie Belanger: and go in my room and not watch it
- Kris: lol highschool kidsssssssss
- Kris: i can finally say that
- Kris: and not feel
- Kris: like one
- Jessie Belanger: hahha
- Jessie Belanger: i was like
- Jessie Belanger: wht wld we be doing
- Jessie Belanger: and he's like idk whtever you wanted
- Jessie Belanger: and i was like okay give me four choices
- Jessie Belanger: just to see wht he was thinking
- Jessie Belanger: and he's like idk talk cuddle makeout fool around
- Jessie Belanger: lmao
- Kris: all guys want in highschool is bang bang sexy time dont get me wrong thats great and shit but
- Kris: i personally wouldnt go for that approach
- Kris: lmao
- Kris: it doesnt work
- Kris: your proof
- Kris: lmfao
- Jessie Belanger: i jus
- Jessie Belanger: don get it
- Jessie Belanger: did i telllll you i'[m goin to maryland
- Kris: for what
- Kris: also, dont try to understand other peoples intention or why they do it or even care about it.
- Kris: It just complicates life.
- Jessie Belanger: okay
- Kris: Makes shit a lot more difficult than it really is.
- Jessie Belanger: lol i wont
- Jessie Belanger: lmao
- Jessie Belanger: and then he's like or we could do all three
- Jessie Belanger: and i was like you named four not three
- Kris: lol
- Kris: you meet some real classy guys jessie
- Jessie Belanger: and he was like i know
- Kris: real class
- Kris: lmfao
- Jessie Belanger: just the last 3
- Jessie Belanger: hahhaha
- Jessie Belanger: subtract the talk
- Kris: idk i feel like im gonna sound like a huge ass faggot for saying this but like
- Jessie Belanger: nooooo ttht was the kid
- Jessie Belanger: who gave me the choices
- Jessie Belanger: not the one i'm going to see in maryland
- Kris: ok first of all, you may come off as the regular high school slut or w/e to normal kids and shit but since I don't see you in person often you don't come off like that ot me at all. and i dont know if thats only because we dont see each other often or if its a fact
- Kris: lol
- Kris: LMAO
- Kris: wait
- Kris: youre going to see a kid in maryland
- Kris: what
- Kris: lmao
- Jessie Belanger: ya
- Kris: lmfao
- Kris: omegle
- Kris: (Y)
- Jessie Belanger: i met him\
- Jessie Belanger: ya
- Jessie Belanger: omegle
- Kris: youre sofucking gay
- Kris: end story
- Kris: lmao
- Jessie Belanger: okay
- Kris: why
- Kris: i dont even
- Kris: lmao
- Jessie Belanger: sht the fk uppp
- Kris: i cant comprehend what comepls somebody to search omegle for potential boyfriends / dates
- Kris: idk
- Kris: it might just be me
- Kris: and if i offended you by bad
- Kris: lol
- Kris: my bad*
- Jessie Belanger: i wasn't
- Jessie Belanger: looking for anyon
- Jessie Belanger: e
- Kris: yea i know
- Kris: but
- Kris: idk
- Jessie Belanger: i go on there when i get bored
- Jessie Belanger: but sumtymez things happen when you least expect it
- Jessie Belanger: idk
- Kris: wish btw
- Kris: lol
- Jessie Belanger: i'm not moving there or anything
- Jessie Belanger: lol
- Jessie Belanger: i'm just goinnn tew his prom
- Kris: you know whats going to happen all ready
- Kris: so like
- Kris: its not gonna be fun at all
- Kris: at least how i see things if i know whats gonna happen
- Kris: whats the fun in it
- Jessie Belanger: wht will happen
- Kris: well
- Kris: youre just gonna fuck and probably talk shortly after you see each other or
- Kris: youre gonna fall in internet love
- Kris: and never get out of it
- Kris: lmao
- Jessie Belanger: ?
- Jessie Belanger: hahah
- Jessie Belanger: wur goin to prom
- Kris: .........
- Kris: are you like
- Kris: not thinking?
- Kris: tell me what happens at prom.
- Kris: lmfao
- Jessie Belanger: you dance
- Kris: tell me what you did with matt at dances
- Kris: lmfao
- Kris: afterwards
- Kris: or before
- Kris: w/e
- Jessie Belanger: lol usually
- Jessie Belanger: fight
- Kris: youve told me countless times
- Kris: lmfao
- Kris: that you would have sex beforehand or after the fact
- Kris: and you know EXACTLY thats gonna happen
- Jessie Belanger: lol
- Jessie Belanger: no i didn't
- Kris: if you were to go to maryland
- Kris: like
- Kris: wtf do you think
- Jessie Belanger: maybe after
- Kris: HES THINKING
- Jessie Belanger: never before
- Kris: ok well after
- Kris: whatever
- Jessie Belanger: the only thing tht ever happened before was road head
- Jessie Belanger: choncho
- Kris: shits gonna happen youre gonna end up doing a 1 night stand thing
- Kris: in maryland
- Kris: lmfao
- Jessie Belanger: haha oky
- Kris: you dont believe that thats gonna happen?
- Kris: you even tell me you have no self control
- Jessie Belanger: probably
- Jessie Belanger: no i want it to happen tho
- Kris: lmfao
- Jessie Belanger: i just dont think it will
- Jessie Belanger: cos either a it'll be akward
- Jessie Belanger: or b my mom will be a choncho
- Jessie Belanger: and follow me around everywhere
- Jessie Belanger: like i don't think there'z any chance of us getting alone
- Kris: oh, your mom knows youre going to maryland to go to prom with a random person
- Kris: lmfao
- Kris: you met on the internet
- Jessie Belanger: ya
- Kris: sounds great
- Jessie Belanger: my mom tlks to him all the time
- Jessie Belanger: lol
- Jessie Belanger: he's not a random douche bag
- Jessie Belanger: trust me
- Jessie Belanger: i know a random douche bag when i see one
- Kris: oword
- Kris: i dont
- Jessie Belanger: well i'll point them out
- Jessie Belanger: for you
- Jessie Belanger: next time w e go somewhere
- Jessie Belanger: i still have movie gift certificatezzzzz
- Jessie Belanger: sew les goh sewn
- Kris: and see what.
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