IRCwhilstIntoxicated

[13:58:56] <+dnsk> We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
[14:29:52] <+dnsk> Paul Kalkbrenner - Feed Your Head including (KÖLSCH Remix) ~> https://we.tl/t-6YZqOxqh1M
[14:50:04] <+dnsk> I would like to take chance to perform some vibration on my voicebox and let free some sinusoids - a deafening noise of magic, acid and tears of a clown. don't mind the bollocks. There is no fire exit in this room, so keep your hands to your sides at all times. please check that you have all of your cells onboard and give the waitress a good tip. Have a nice day and DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ASS ON YOUR WAY OUT.
[14:58:33] <@sly> @_@
[14:59:47] <+dnsk> woogly eyes. ok.
[14:59:50] <+dnsk> damn
[14:59:54] <+dnsk> 'doesn't that hurT?
[14:59:59] <+dnsk> i would scream in pain
[15:00:00] <@sly> O_o
[15:00:09] <+dnsk> one eye bloating
[15:00:11] <+dnsk> fuck
[15:00:16] <+dnsk> that's pressure
[15:00:20] <+dnsk> inside the eyeball
[15:00:29] <+dnsk> IT'S POPPING OUT OF THE SOCKET OH MY GOD NO
[15:00:34] <+dnsk> ._.
[15:00:38] <+dnsk> my eyes.
[15:00:44] <+dnsk> i have no eyes.
[15:00:47] <+dnsk> ..
[15:00:48] <+dnsk> ..
[15:00:49] <+dnsk> ....
[15:00:50] <+dnsk> ...
[15:00:52] <+dnsk> ..
[15:00:52] <+dnsk> .
[15:17:57] <@alexs> what the fuck
[15:20:17] <@sly> !letschug
[15:30:33] <@alexs> ok