bullshittery

TayavinCantiranTayavinCantiran WhisperAdd Friend: Thank you for visiting Blue Thorns Market and Lounge; upon loading, please state your age, status, what you are seeking, or if you are merely passing through. Please note, that any and all drama will get an auto-boot, should it be un-necissary and fruitless, unless of course it is just banter between you and some one else. Lastly, please understand that all unowned submissives are protected by myself and My Lord Vira; and any dominant coming through that seeks to hurt, take advantage, or use one of the submissives that are within my Market, will be given a life-ban from my room; as such, if any submissives are just seeking a quick, kinky fuck (with no intention of having a true BDSM relationship), please leave my room as that is not what it is here for. Thank you.
SihayaHelldius: Oh..no no aum may i mesage you the reason its kinda aum private
TayavinCantiran: Not a problem, Aya, you're more than welcome to ^^
CaptainChompers: Holy fuck for one, that is a lot of text to read. But anyways, g'afternoon, I am a Primal, 20, passively seekin' a fellow Primal.
TayavinCantiran: And is that a dominant or submissive status today?
TayavinCantiran: And yeah, it roots out MOST of the idiots
AluvanniVira: oh tacos how they make my stomach happy
CaptainChompers: ~ He clears his throat ~ I'll clarify, I normally just use Primal as an all around status, but anyways, I am a Primal - Predator, passively seekin' a fellow male Primal - Predator.
TayavinCantiran: -facepalm-
AluvanniVira: primal is not a status neither is predator what ever you believe you are be it fish, dog, bush named jerry you are either a Dom or a sub in the BDSM community.
SihayaHelldius: *takes another cookie*
CaptainChompers CaptainChompers  Narrate He facepalms
CaptainChompers: Hun, Primal is a status.
TayavinCantiran: 1. Dont call me hun
CaptainChompers: It is catagorized into Predator and prey.
AluvanniVira: No it isnt its a made up bullshit to allow idiots to feel special
AluvanniVira: priomal is fucking out doors and biting and scratching
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: its nothing
TayavinCantiran: Believe it or not, we have a LOT of experience and knowledge
SihayaHelldius: *listens and blinks*
SihayaHelldius: 15 years here
TayavinCantiran: Primal is a new age thing
AluvanniVira: so you either RESPECT my wife
CaptainChompers: Alright, so you only believe in Dom and sub, that's pretty damn shallow in all honesty, not to be rude or anythin', but anyways, Primals are a thing.
AluvanniVira: or you leave the fucking room
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd FriendAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: No you arent just like there arent more than 2 genders
TayavinCantiran: Dominant and submissives come in many catagories
CaptainChompersCaptainChompers : Aye, and Primal is one of said catagories.
DrakeAmpra: Primal play in the kink context as getting to a place where the masks civilization can fall away and to allow acting on urges and impulses more directly.
DrakeAmpra: That is primal
DrakeAmpra: it isn't a status
AluvanniVira: OH SNAP BITCH THE LOGIC HAS FALLEN
DrakeAmpra: google it if you think I am wrong
: As I said, using Dominant or submissive is what I was asking, as you could simply put "Dominant primal" or "submissive primal" as I've had before
TayavinCantiran: It's technically a prefference of sexual activities to help find some one who is also into said things
CaptainChompers: Trust me, I research things thoroughly before statin' 'em, anyways, the Primal Predator is considered the Dom, the Primal prey is considered the submissive.
TayavinCantiran: I have almost eight years
AluvanniVira: No ive seen primals identify as a predator but no matter what there is always a bigger fish
CaptainChompers: Congrats, and I have five, whoopty do.
TayavinCantiran: Mostly in real as well
TayavinCantiran: So yes, I know my shiot
TayavinCantiran: Shit*
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: if you want to act like an animal learn how the animal kingdom works
CaptainChompersCaptainChompers CaptainChompers : I'm not sayin' you dont know your shit.
DrakeAmpra: Primal is a kink nothing more
DrakeAmpra: it isn't a status
DrakeAmpra: it's jsut rough sex where you can be more animalistic
TayavinCantiran: I know WHAT a primal is, but you also should know that when entering a Market you state a status that is more well known so that others may find you
CaptainChompers: See, I specifically seek other Primals, though, thus, that means nothin'.
TayavinCantiran: If you use a newer aged "status" that is going to cause issues such as this to occur because you have a prefference
SihayaHelldius: *pulls out a glass of chilled milk and dips her cookie in it and tkes a bite*
DrakeAmpra: And the fact that primal is only about 3 years old, proves that point
DrakeAmpra: And the fact that primal is only about 3 years old, proves that point
DrakeAmpraDrakeAmpra WhisperAdd Friend: It was made for people to put a name to rough animalistic sex
DrakeAmpra: IT ISNT A STATUS
CaptainChompers  He continues to rub his temples
SihayaHelldius: *pipes up* Ilove rough animal sex *laughs and hides*
CaptainChompers: Just because somethin' is new, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
TayavinCantiran: As I stated "new aged status"
AluvanniVira: Dont deal with them they already showed lack of respect for the market and Taya and now wishes to disrupt the natural flow of BDSM by thinking primal is a status.
CaptainChompersCaptainChompers : Point bein'? You need to accept that things are new.
CaptainChompers: Times change.
AluvanniVira: It isnt a new thing its a kink
DrakeAmpra: I enver said it doesn't exist
CaptainChompersCaptainChompers : It's not a kink
DrakeAmpra: IOt does exist
AluvanniVira: not a relationship sweetheart
DrakeAmpraDrakeAmpra WhisperAdd Friend: its a kink
DrakeAmpra: not a status
CaptainChompers: It is a part of the lifestyle
AluvanniVira: Okay your a ogga booga caveman in real life than
DrakeAmpraDrakeAmpra WhisperAdd Friend: You are either a Dominant or a submissive, with primal as a kink
AluvanniVira: or just in the bedroom?
CaptainChompers: I can literally invite like five other Primals in here to support my cause.
DrakeAmpra: primal in itself isnt a status
TayavinCantiran: Shall I go and message Miss Payne, my love and ask her what it would be called? She has about thirty years and keeps up with the new aged things
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: Five other primals online WOW
CaptainChompers: Alright, Vira, you're really disrespectful.
DrakeAmpra: good for you, you know 5 people with teh same FETISH as you
AluvanniVira: go ahead talk to her.
CaptainChompers: No, I keep my circle small.
SihayaHelldius: *She growls* ENOUGH Capitan either you d as MIss Taya and Sir Vira asks or please take thiws drama else where *rubs her temples*
AluvanniVira: I never claimed to be respectful.
CaptainChompers: And you're callin' me disrespectful.
AluvanniVira: And I dont need to be to someone beneath me This is my domain my territory
AluvanniVira: YOUR THE ONE THAT BOWS DOWN TO ME YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE CHEW TOY
CaptainChompers: I find it quite hypocritical, to call someone disrespectful when you're bein' disrespectful yourself.
TayavinCantiran: As you are disrespecting what I asked you to state, because you decided to use a new aged thing that recently started up, is the disrespect.
AluvanniVira: YOU WANT ANIMALISTIC THAN GO FUCK YOUR GOD DAM CAT
CaptainChompers: My cats are dead
AluvanniVira: YOU DISRESPECT MY FUCKING WIFE AND ASSUME I WILL BE RESPECTFUL TO YOU!!!
TayavinCantiranTayavinCantiran WhisperAdd Friend: -places a hand on his shoulder lightly- Love, calm down a bit polease
CaptainChompers: I never disrespected her.
TayavinCantiran: Please*
CaptainChompers: I just have a force of habit to call everyone hun.
CaptainChompers: Unless told otherwise.
CaptainChompersCaptainChompers : Have I called her hun again? No.
CaptainChompers: I respected her wishes to not call her hun.
AluvanniVira: oh okay so thats what disrespected her
AluvanniVira: hmmmm how about not giving her the information she asked for
AluvanniVira: disrespecting the rules in HER room
CaptainChompers: But I did give her the information she required
AluvanniVira: No you never did until we got on your dam case
CaptainChompers: I told her the Predator is the Dom, whilst the prey is the sub, I clarified that I was a Primal Predator, thus sayin' I am a Primal Dom.
AluvanniVira: Oh so you think after 5 minutes of her asking thats good enough
AluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: really
TayavinCantiranTayavinCantiran WhisperAdd FriendTayavinCantiran WhisperAdd Friend: You never clarrified that until the discussion ended up getting to this point
CaptainChompers: Honestly, this arguement is very redundant, this should be a basic knowledge by now, Primal has become widely accepted as a BDSM status, just as littles and babygirl/boys, simply believing that it exists only as Dominants and submissives is bad, in my personal opinion. You need to broaden your horizons, there are a plethora of BDSM statuses, such as Spankos, spankees, Sadists, masochists, princesses/princes, and other such things.
AluvanniVira: I have I would have accepted you if you had shown the proper respects
CaptainChompers: Aye, and I have.
TayavinCantiran: -drops my face into my hand- I never stated that there was no such thing as those
CaptainChompers: If you disrespect me, I'll disrespect you.
CaptainChompersCaptainChompers : Thus, Vira, I am disrespecting you because you've been disrespectful to me.
AluvanniVira: So you go into someones house and disrespect there hourse rules like by wearing your shoes in the house when they ask you not to?
CaptainChompers: However, Cantiran, you've been respectful, so I'm bein' respectful to you.
CaptainChompers: Oh, I hate shoes, I'll take that shit off as fast as I can.
AluvanniVira: omg its like talking to a feminist
SihayaHelldiusSihayaHelldius WhisperAdd Friend: actually as i see it with you disrespecting her husband you disrespect her
AluvanniVira: what is with these beta bitches acting like they can do no wrong now a days Drake?
: But that's your opinion. In my eyes, it's one on one, so I respect each person individually.
DrakeAmpra: Arrogant little bastards in my opinion Vira
SihayaHelldius: but as a married couple its a join respect that should be given not one and one
SihayaHelldius: joint*
CaptainChompers: Not really, each person is their own individual bein', just because they're married doesn't make them one person in my eyes.
TayavinCantiran: In BDSM when entering a room, you give the room Owner the proper respects, when it's online, up to and including the information they requested without causing any tiff; whether you believe they are too old fashioned or not. Also, I know there are many sections of dominants and submissives, as I myself am a Mistress who is sadistic, a little too soft when they are good, but harsher than most would think when they break a rule. My husband is that of an Alpha dominant, who is able to bring some one like me, who has never knelt before some one without some form or deffiance to drop to my knees with my head bowed in an instant; as I'm dominant.
CaptainChompers: Aye and I have given you everythin' you needed to know, up until this point. I did not come in here to start a fight, nor was I wanting to.
AluvanniVira: and basic rule in BDSM is if you disrespect the Dominant your disrespecting the Submissive.
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SihayaHelldius: you know what Capitain, im tryin very VERY hard not to show my true colors in this room as idont wish to loose their friendship but ive had enough of your mouth as much as i can take....short of ripping your god damn dick off and shoving it so far up your ass you can fuckin taste your own cum now either shut up or i will deal with you in my own way
TayavinCantiranTayavinCantiran WhisperAdd Friend: >>
AluvanniVira: HAHAHAHAHAHA
TayavinCantiran: I like you
AluvanniVira: I like her
CaptainChompers: Well, rip one off, I'll have another left, and that sounds enjoyable as hell.
TayavinCantiran: Now, the information I requested
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: - snuggles babe- so is that the one u were talking about?
: -pulls Rubie onto the chair with me- MINE!
DrakeAmpra: yeah
AluvanniVira: wait this bitch has two dicks
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: Lordy lol
CaptainChompers: Aye, sharks do have two dicks, hun.
CaptainChompers: A pair of claspers.
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: OH!!!!!
AluvanniVira: YOUR A SHARK
CaptainChompers  gasps
CaptainChompers: No really?
TayavinCantiran: "Primal Preditor" is obviously something I wasn't prone to hearing as it is STILL not that popular or well accepted
AluvanniVira: HERE I THOUGHT COMPUTERS WERENT WATER PROOF!!!
SihayaHelldius: SO i can rip one off in your ass and one in your mouth FUN
DrakeAmpra: brb
TayavinCantiran: >>
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: Tyt
AluvanniVira: OH DAM NEVER KNEW SHARKS COULD TYPE WITH THERE FINS
TayavinCantiran: -pats Aya's head-
SihayaHelldius: *purrs to the head pat*
AluvanniVira: God dam this is hilarious
TayavinCantiran: Hell, there was a few Markets I've gone through lately that auto-boot those who use primal in their status
AluvanniVira: -pokes Rubie- hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
CaptainChompers: Alright, you Vira, you're disrespecting my species now?
TayavinCantiran: So it's not quite as accepted as you might think
AluvanniVira: YOUR A HUMAN
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: >.> wuutt
AluvanniVira: DEAL WITH IT YOU IDIOT
CaptainChompers: I'm really not easy to offend, but disrespecting my brethren is rude.
TayavinCantiran: Captain, we aren't speaking of just rp but rl
CaptainChompers: Aye, I know.
TayavinCantiran: Hence
CaptainChompers: I am speaking of real life too.
TayavinCantiran: Him saying what he is
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: Oh noooo his shark brethren will walk on land and devour our tuna.
TayavinCantiran: -facepalm-
SihayaHelldius: lmao Sir Vira
AluvanniVira: -hugs Rubie- hi
AluvanniVira: What
AluvanniVira: that shit is scary
AluvanniVira: tuna is like good
CaptainChompers: Tuna is nasty.
AluvanniVira: THEN YOU AINT NO SHARK
AluvanniVira: Sharks like tuna
CaptainChompers: You're generalizing
AluvanniVira: not really
CaptainChompers: Not all sharks have the same taste.
DrakeAmpraDrakeAmpra WhisperAdd Friend: and your a dumbass
AluvanniVira: Yea they do
DrakeAmpra: YOU DONT BREATHE WATER
DrakeAmpra: your not a shark otherwise you would be dead right now
SihayaHelldius: Tuna is grose its SALMON all the way for this pussycat
DrakeAmpra: since sharks cant stand still
CaptainChompers: You're right, I breathe oxygen, which sharks breathe as well.
AluvanniVira: thats why they dont you know eat humans they take a bite and go GROSS IDIOTS WHO THINK THERE US
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: - hugs him back- hi goof
DrakeAmpra: -pokes Rubie's belly- back by the way
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: Meep
AluvanniVira: MY SALMON
: >>
CaptainChompersCaptainChompers CaptainChompers : You're literally resorting to insulting me and my brethren personally, which shows you're really having nothin' to input into this discussion.
AluvanniVira: -growls at Aya-
AluvanniVira: mine
AluvanniVira: grrr
SihayaHelldius: *galres playfully at Sir Vira* I will fight ye for it *She giggles*
AluvanniVira: bring it on
SihayaHelldius: ok wait wait Raw or cooked
AluvanniVira: i gots my beaten waffle.
AluvanniVira: Umm both
DrakeAmpra: Nothing left to input, yoru a dumbass that believes a FETISH qualifies as a status, who also happens to believe he is a shark
AluvanniVira: that shits tasty
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: Zzzzzzz lmao
SihayaHelldius: ok well you can have the cookied ill fight you for teh raw :P
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: Wait we still talking about Sharkboy over there?
CaptainChompers: Well, at least I know the proper form of you're to use.
DrakeAmpra: you dumbass need ot be comitted
SihayaHelldius: oh ive had cshark before to eat its pretty tasty actually very melt in your mouth meat
AluvanniVira: Oh OH OH OH you think grammar indicates intelligence
TayavinCantiran: As I stated, Captain, above which was probably loss in all this; primal is not fully accepted as a full status quite yet. Most Markets I've gone to and sat in for long periods of times auto-boot the moment they state it.
DrakeAmpra: now then, to something important -snuggles Rubie- MINE!
AluvanniVira: Dare you to try and read leonardo da vinci's notes buddy
: I've yet to go into a single market that does not accept Primal as a status.
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: - giggles a little
CaptainChompers: And I market hop quite frequently.
DrakeAmpra: Now you have, GOOD FOR YOU
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: THIS IS ONLINE!!!
DrakeAmpra: now go awa
DrakeAmpra: away*
CaptainChompers: You haven't booted me yet.
AluvanniVira: NOT REAL YOU DIP FUCK
DrakeAmpra: -kisses Rubie-
CaptainChompers: I know this is online, but each thing behind the screen is somethin' that's alive.
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: He's ugly as fuk-3-
AluvanniVira: -lightly bops Aya on the nose with the beaten waffle of justice-
AluvanniVira: boop
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: - kisses him back
SihayaHelldius: *grins and tries to bite the beating waffle*
AluvanniVira: OoO
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: NOO -pulls the waffle away quickly-
: no no no no
AluvanniVira: my waffle
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: I need to still charge my phone e.e
SihayaHelldius: but but but waffle yummy with buter and tons of syrup
AluvanniVira: than do it
AluvanniVira: do the chargey thing
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: <.< make me x3
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: - throws cookies at him
TayavinCantiran: Captain, I Market hop because I was once known through out most of the older Markets and was infamous as a protector of every one and keeping the idiots at bay from the good submissives and good dominants; now that the whole online community has devolved into nothing but idiots
AluvanniVira: go -insert electricty noise here or watch a video of a cat-
CaptainChompers: If you don't your phone will die, then, Toxic.
xXToxicScarl3ttXxxXToxicScarl3ttXx : -3-
CaptainChompersCaptainChompers : Anyways, I do agree the whole online community has devolved to a bunch of idiots, it actually angers me quite a lot to see the slutty submissives here for a quick kinky fuck, and the Dominants that just collect, it's fuckin' obnoxious. But that's beside the point, there's always going to be newer statuses formin', whether you believe it or not, times change.
TayavinCantiran: -tugs on Sir Vira's hair a little-
: what what what
TayavinCantiran: <<
AluvanniVira: MY hair
TayavinCantiran: Nuh-uh it's mine, I'm married to you
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: Fine fine I'm going <.<
TayavinCantiran: so NEA
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: So
TayavinCantiran: <<
TayavinCantiranTayavinCantiran WhisperAdd Friend: Mine
AluvanniVira: Its mine
DrakeAmpra: -snuggles Rubie- you need phone for me to bug you
DrakeAmpra: so go charge it
AluvanniVira: -nips her left ear lobe-
xXToxicScarl3ttXx: Okok <.<
: Mine
SihayaHelldius: hahah finally someone who understands that one *pokes MIss Taya* i keep tellin hubby his cocks mine be he never listens to me
TayavinCantiran: <<
DrakeAmpraDrakeAmpra WhisperAdd Friend: -kisses Rubie-
TayavinCantiran: >>
xXToxicScarl3ttXxxXToxicScarl3ttXx xXToxicScarl3ttXx xXToxicScarl3ttXx has left the chat
TayavinCantiran: -squeaks slightly at the poke and ruffles her hair-
SihayaHelldiusSihayaHelldius WhisperAdd Friend: ^_6
SihayaHelldius: ^_^*
TayavinCantiran: NEAAAAH
AluvanniVira: that hurt my ears just thinking of that noise
TayavinCantiran: Also, Aya, I claim his whenever I'm home from work
TayavinCantiranTayavinCantiran : >>
TayavinCantiranTayavinCantiran : It's mine at that point
TayavinCantiran: ALL MINE
TayavinCantiran: <<
SihayaHelldius: haah hot *blushes alittle*
AluvanniVira: Nu uh
AluvanniVira: drake gets some too -blows drake a kissing seductively-
TayavinCantiran: Yup. All. Mine. Remember our deal, I'm home it's MY time, and MY dick
DrakeAmpra: <.< >.>
TayavinCantiran: When I'm working damnit
AluvanniVira: NO
AluvanniVira: I NEED THAT BUTT
TayavinCantiran: Wait till I leave in an hour damnit
AluvanniVira: but
AluvanniVira: so far
AluvanniVira: need booty now
TayavinCantiran: Then touch the butt
SihayaHelldiusSihayaHelldius WhisperAdd Friend: hahha
AluvanniVira: -army crawls over to drake will humming the mission impossible theme song-
AluvanniVira: -smacks that booty with the force of one thousand hamburgers-
DrakeAmpra: O_O
DrakeAmpra: -smacks back-
AluvanniVira: Ow
AluvanniVira: I touched the butt
TayavinCantiran: xD
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: drake call random people on skype
DrakeAmpra: k
SihayaHelldius: lol
AluvanniVira: <.<
AluvanniVira: dont laugh its bad for your nose hole
SihayaHelldius: O_O i have no nose...what is this nose you speak of *grins*
AluvanniVira: Trust me I once watched greys anatomy
SihayaHelldius: lol my hubby owns the greys anatomy book
TayavinCantiran: xD I have to head out though. -pats Aya gently on the head- I'll message as often as I can. I'll end up back on tonight after work, probably. Have a good night
AluvanniVira: <.<
AluvanniVira: awkward......
SihayaHelldius: Night enjoy work MIss Taya *grins*
TayavinCantiran: I'll attempt to
AluvanniVira: lies
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AluvanniVira: bitch left
AluvanniViraAluvanniVira WhisperAdd Friend: omg its okay I found her
AluvanniVira: shes like right behind me
SihayaHelldius: lmao