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  1. TwinBuilder: [**WELCOME TO PROJECT BINARY AI V 0.1.1.**] **https://etherpad.net/p/Pinary**
  2. Consumer: /snakeeyes
  3. TwinBuilder: [/dankmemes]
  4. pionoplayer: Alright I was *planning* on trying to be productive right now
  5. pionoplayer: but clearly Pinary is more important
  6. Yung Venuz: productive pinary
  7. TwinBuilder: [The Centipeetle is a nimble navigator, but it wasn't nimble enough to make it back to its ship. It left its family behind on a trail of tears. Rip in kill, corrupted gems. Corruption, oblivion, the dragon's song, the damage of the diamonds. Not dank enough. Needs more dank. Needs more .jpeg. Do I look like I know what a .jpeg is?]
  8. pionoplayer: /snakeeyes
  9. TwinBuilder: [/snakeeyes]
  10. TwinBuilder: [Activating **SENTIENT CLOUD COMPUTING**...]
  11. TwinBuilder: [Loading...]
  12. TwinBuilder: [Loading...]
  13. TwinBuilder: [Loading...]
  14. TwinBuilder: [Serpent Nine's Absolutism Kabbalah Endeavors - Ending Your Eternal Suffering.]
  15. [CHAT | VIEW | HELP | INTER | QUIT]
  16. pionoplayer: >VIEW
  17. Jondanger23: >chat
  18. TwinBuilder: > VIEW <
  19. TwinBuilder: - Projects
  20. - Universes
  21. - Connections
  22. - Agents
  23. - Curses
  24. - Polybius
  25. EXIT | NEXT
  26. pionoplayer: >NEXT
  27. TwinBuilder: - Holes
  28. - Ends
  29. - Earths
  30. BACK | EXIT
  31. pionoplayer: >ENDS
  32. TwinBuilder: > ENDS <
  33. TwinBuilder: - Recorded Ends
  34. - Statistics
  35. - Help
  36. - Remaining Ends
  37. EXIT
  38. Hezetor: >Remaining Ends
  39. pionoplayer: dangit ninja'd
  40. TwinBuilder: REMAINING ENDS:
  41. █,███,███,███,███
  42. EXIT
  43. Hezetor: well.
  44. pionoplayer: uh...
  45. pionoplayer: >EXIT
  46. Hezetor: >█,███,███,███,███
  47. EXIT
  48. pionoplayer: Wait
  49. pionoplayer: do hezetor's
  50. TwinBuilder: > You cannot select that option. <
  51. pionoplayer: RIP
  52. Hezetor: eh.
  53. TwinBuilder: - Recorded Ends
  54. - Statistics
  55. - Help
  56. - Remaining Ends
  57. EXIT
  58. pionoplayer: >EXIT
  59. pionoplayer: no
  60. pionoplayer: >Record Ends
  61. Jondanger23: >Statistics
  62. Consumer: > Recorded Ends
  63. Hezetor: (as usual I must try every single stupid thing)
  64. Consumer: > 9
  65. Jondanger23: >EXIT
  66. TwinBuilder: - Recorded Ends
  67. - Statistics
  68. - Help
  69. - Remaining Ends
  70. EXIT
  71. Jondanger23: >Statistics
  72. Jondanger23: statistics are important
  73. Consumer: ends are more important.
  74. pionoplayer: I think it might just be the number of ends, not an actual selectible thing
  75. pionoplayer: I know it was arc numbers,
  76. pionoplayer: But in most cases it puts them in a list, instead of separating with commas
  77. pionoplayer: If this were a list, it'd be the first in that format
  78. TwinBuilder: ENDS IN WHICH PROJECT BINARY IS ASSEMBLED:
  79. 7,412,000,513,510
  80. ENDS IN WHICH PROJECT BINARY WINS:
  81. 901,412,519
  82. ENDS IN WHICH THE OVERSEER IS AWOKEN:
  83. 12
  84. ENDS IN WHICH THE GATE IS OPENED:
  85. 1,413
  86. ENDS IN WHICH THE GLITCH WINS:
  87. 5
  88. ENDS IN WHICH ANIME GIRL PLAGUE WINS:
  89. 9,004,312
  90. ENDS IN WHICH THE VORD WINS:
  91. 151,418
  92. ENDS IN WHICH THE FOUR HORSEMEN ARE UNLEASHED:
  93. 56,141,124,586,532
  94. ENDS IN WHICH THE GODMODDING WARS HAPPEN:
  95. 9,001,135,392,540,331
  96. ENDS IN WHICH PLOT HOLES OCCUR:
  97. pionoplayer: Yeah
  98. Yung Venuz: hah
  99. pionoplayer: I thought it'd be numbers
  100. pionoplayer: >EXIT
  101. Jondanger23: "ends in which project isthmus stops being a loser: 0"
  102. TwinBuilder: - Recorded Ends
  103. - Statistics
  104. - Help
  105. - Remaining Ends
  106. EXIT
  107. pionoplayer: >Help
  108. TwinBuilder: ENDS are classified as specific points in time and space in which reality "resets" to an earlier point in time and space. Such "resets" are not remembered by anyone in Fiction, not even the Advanced Superiors, but select metachronistic technologies are capable of remembering and recalling points of data between "resets," and cataloguing them. To date, the cause of the "resets" is unknown.
  109. EXIT
  110. pionoplayer: >EXIT
  111. TwinBuilder: - Recorded Ends
  112. - Statistics
  113. - Help
  114. - Remaining Ends
  115. EXIT
  116. Jondanger23: >EXIT
  117. TwinBuilder: - Holes
  118. - Ends
  119. - Earths
  120. BACK | EXIT
  121. pionoplayer: As a note twin you've gotten the base ideas of the Resets wrong pretty solidly
  122. Jondanger23: >Earths
  123. pionoplayer: Unless this is referring to something else
  124. TwinBuilder: ((The loops.))
  125. pionoplayer: ((Ah, yeah okay))
  126. pionoplayer: That makes more sense
  127. TwinBuilder: ((Yeah.))
  128. TwinBuilder: > EARTHS <
  129. TwinBuilder: - Earth Prime
  130. - Parallel Earths
  131. - **Earth**
  132. EXIT
  133. pionoplayer: >Earth Prime
  134. TwinBuilder: \\DEVELOPER'S NOTE: The word 'Earth' does not make sense anymore.
  135. Consumer: hmm... can I check End 9 afterwards?
  136. TwinBuilder: ...no
  137. TwinBuilder: those were just numbers
  138. pionoplayer: They aren't checkable
  139. pionoplayer: Yeah
  140. pionoplayer: I already explained that
  141. TwinBuilder: you'll know if something's checkable if it's got the - before it
  142. Hezetor: (do we have a zodiac for the 0th war?)
  143. pionoplayer: no
  144. TwinBuilder: EARTH PRIME
  145. Planet 'Earth' residing in Universe B (#0000012048372), commonly regarded to by metafictional scholars as the Earth that 'matters the most' on a Voidic scale. Known deviations from **Earth** include:
  146. - Presence within the Voidic Background Spectrum
  147. - Presence of a Fourth Wall (obselete; running on Windows Blank-Nega-41 OS)
  148. - Presence of **Black Monolith**
  149. - Presence of MTT Industries
  150. - Presence of Nonfictional influence ("Descendants")
  151. - Cross-contamination with Universes A (#0000100413612) and C (#0000000000002)
  152. - Presence of Supreme Leader
  153. EXIT
  154. pionoplayer: >Presence within the Voidic Background Spectrum
  155. TwinBuilder: PRESENCE WITHIN THE VOIDIC BACKGROUND SPECTRUM
  156. All fictional universes share this trait. It opens up the universe to possible infiltration and confrontation with any other fictional universes, events, objects, locales, or persons. Universe B's Earth is located within Layer X-Sub-Para-Gleaming-Quadratic, Zone Grey, X=0, Y=0, Z=0, ^=2.
  157. pionoplayer: >Presence of a Fourth Wall
  158. Jondanger23: >Presence of what piono said
  159. TwinBuilder: PRESENCE OF A FOURTH WALL
  160. All fictional universes share this trait. It establishes metaphysical boundaries around the universe, protecting it from unwanted and unnecessary outside influence and also as fast travel. Universe B's Fourth Wall runs on an outdated operating system, most likely due to the lack of metafictional beings within the Universe that would be aware of such a flaw.
  161. Consumer: > Presence of Supreme Leader.
  162. TwinBuilder: PRESENCE OF A SUPREME LEADER
  163. 최고 지도자를 찬양합니다. 그의 빛나는 빛이 그의 아름다운 모습을 보는 모든 이들에게 신성한 영감으로 봉사하기를 바랍니다.
  164. pionoplayer: gosh dangit
  165. pionoplayer: Someone transalte that please
  166. pionoplayer: >Presence of MTT Industries
  167. Hezetor: "Praise the Supreme Leader. I hope his radiant light will serve as a divine inspiration to all who see his beautiful appearance."
  168. Yung Venuz: Transalte? Is that when the sleuth attempts to translate something?
  169. Consumer: So, Kim Jong-Un is what he seems.
  170. TwinBuilder: PRESENCE OF MTT INDUSTRIES
  171. MTT Industries has established one (1) megacorp within Universe B for the purposes of (a) directly controlling all worldly governments, (b) furthering transdimensional and metafictional sciences, (c) furthering various Projects, (d) constructing Project Binary.
  172. pionoplayer: >Presence of Black Monolith
  173. TwinBuilder: PRESENCE OF **BLACK MONOLITH**
  174. The **Black Monolith** has established direct contact with beings in Universe B, including a Markus Persson, who went on to interfere with the natural entropic processes of Universe C (#0000000000002). Similar beings have also interfered with other people, including Richard, last name unknown.
  175. pionoplayer: >Presence of Nonfictional Influence
  176. TwinBuilder: PRESENCE OF NONFICTIONAL INFLUENCE
  177. [EXPUNGED]
  178. pionoplayer: >Cross contamination
  179. TwinBuilder: CROSS-CONTAMINATION WITH UNIVERSES A AND C
  180. *How the hell did some blithering serpent manage it before* us. *This is bullshit. &*
  181. Yung Venuz: rip italics
  182. pionoplayer: >EXIT
  183. pionoplayer: >Parallel Earths
  184. TwinBuilder: PARALLEL EARTHS
  185. - Help
  186. - Random
  187. EXIT
  188. pionoplayer: >Help
  189. TwinBuilder: PARALLEL EARTHS
  190. Parallel 'Earths' are a phenomenon widely spoken of and researched by metafictional and metachronistic professors. Fiction seems to gravitate towards a wide array of universes (around 32%) consisting entirely of alternate versions of **Earth**. These differences range from almost entirely minute to completely and utterly different.
  191.  
  192. It is of note that, in a sense, all Fictional universes are 'parallel Earths' by virtue of every universe forming as a copy of **Earth's** universe and then going in a wildly different direction. The exact boundary of what is considered a mere 'parallel Earth' and an entirely different independent universe is not well-established.
  193.  
  194. Due to the sheer amount of 'parallel Earths,' clicking the Random tab will instead bring up a random 'parallel Earth' and list its variations from the norm.
  195. EXIT
  196. Hezetor: >Random
  197. TwinBuilder: /afk, will be back in a bit. it's time to eat... `* ~ * ~ * T H E T U R K E Y * ~ * ~ *`
  198. Jondanger23: praise the turkey
  199. TwinBuilder: wow, that took a while.
  200. Hezetor: indeed.
  201. pionoplayer: "Pinary runs so slowly"
  202. pionoplayer: "They really should upgrade it someday"
  203. TwinBuilder: > RANDOM <
  204. pionoplayer: Man, I need to get a special icon for Another Joke
  205. TwinBuilder: PARALLEL EARTH #0002357298569
  206. Known deviations from **Earth** include:
  207. - Presence within the Voidic Background Spectrum
  208. - Presence of a shattered Fourth Wall
  209. - Presence of Vord forces
  210. - Vord contamination of 67% of known universe
  211. - Croach-corruption of five (5) galaxies
  212.  
  213. > Random <
  214.  
  215. ((Please note that these things weren't actually meant to be selectable))
  216. TwinBuilder: ((I mean you can select them if you want I guess I just didn' really plan for that))
  217. pionoplayer: Meh, not gonna select the parallel earth stuff
  218. pionoplayer: If we do that we'll waste literally all our time here
  219. pionoplayer: I mean, the sub stuff
  220. pionoplayer: I'm still listing the random parallel earths we get though
  221. pionoplayer: >EXIT once this usage is done
  222. TwinBuilder: ((No other random ones? Okay.))
  223. TwinBuilder: - Earth Prime
  224. - Parallel Earths
  225. - Earth
  226. EXIT
  227. pionoplayer: >**EARTH**
  228. Yung Venuz: you forgot to bold et twin
  229. Yung Venuz: fired
  230. TwinBuilder: **EARTH**
  231. Planet 'Earth' residing in Nonfiction, regarded by metafictional scholars as the one, true Earth that all other universes are judged by. This Earth is completely separate from the rest of Fiction, separated from reality by **the Ends of the Earth**. **Earth**'s inhabitants influence Fiction through the Narrative, sculpting its universes.
  232.  
  233. [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
  234.  
  235. [EXPUNGED]
  236.  
  237. *How about we don't leave this info lying about on a public forum. ^*
  238. *I like the way you think. #*
  239. EXIT
  240. pionoplayer: >Exit
  241. TwinBuilder: - Holes
  242. - Ends
  243. - Earths
  244. BACK | EXIT
  245. pionoplayer: Also, the continued persistence of "nonfiction" elements still makes me feel very :\ , especially since we've all agreed numerous times that including it just makes the serial escalation worse.
  246. pionoplayer: >Holes
  247. TwinBuilder: ((we have?))
  248. pionoplayer: Yes
  249. pionoplayer: Both during DTG2 and after the onset of DTG0
  250. pionoplayer: In fact, I believe you were the one who originally brought it up during DTG2
  251. pionoplayer: But I keep having to remind everyone that this is a *bad idea*
  252. Yung Venuz: SERIAL ESCALATION INTENSIFES ESCALATES
  253. pionoplayer: Especially since it will, by it's very nature
  254. pionoplayer: Require being directly canonical to the reboot
  255. pionoplayer: which is *even more bad*
  256. pionoplayer: Since it sets direct limits on the reboot's GMs
  257. NumberSoup: ...no it doesn't.
  258. NumberSoup: That's like saying DTG is canon to every other piece of fiction because nonfiction exists :?
  259. pionoplayer: Except nonfiction would be consistent across the reboot
  260. TwinBuilder: ((How about we bring arguments to another channel))
  261. pionoplayer: Fair
  262. Yung Venuz: ^
  263. pionoplayer: >Holes
  264. TwinBuilder: > HOLES <
  265. Hezetor: (Déjà vu)
  266. Hezetor: (I can swear this is at least the third time a discussion like this happens)
  267. TwinBuilder: **[DATA EXPUNGED BY THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD, FOURTH, FIFTH, AND SIXTH HANDS, THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD, FOURTH, FIFTH, AND SIXTH WINGS, THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD, FOURTH, FIFTH, AND SIXTH EYES, AND THE __INFINITE EYE__ OF *__THE OVERSEER__*]**
  268. TwinBuilder: *Don't. ·*
  269. Yung Venuz: overseer is angel confirm
  270. pionoplayer: >Back
  271. TwinBuilder: - Projects
  272. - Universes
  273. - Connections
  274. - Agents
  275. - Curses
  276. - Polybius
  277. EXIT | NEXT
  278. pionoplayer: >Polybius
  279. TwinBuilder: > POLYBIUS <
  280. TwinBuilder: ```css
  281. SEARCHING FOR ACTIVE [POLYBIUS] UNITS
  282. ```
  283. TwinBuilder: ```
  284. SEARCHING...
  285. SEARCHING...
  286. SEARCHING...
  287. ```
  288. TwinBuilder: ```css
  289. RESULTS:
  290. [0] [POLYBIUS] UNITS FOUND
  291. <== EXIT
  292. ```
  293. pionoplayer: >Exit
  294. TwinBuilder: - Projects
  295. - Universes
  296. - Connections
  297. - Agents
  298. - Curses
  299. - Polybius
  300. EXIT | NEXT
  301. Yung Venuz: rip #ploybus
  302. pionoplayer: Alright, we only have 4 left
  303. pionoplayer: Curses will take a *loooong* time to finish
  304. pionoplayer: So that leaves Universes, Connections and Agents
  305. W32Coravint: Let's try Agents.
  306. pionoplayer: >Agents
  307. TwinBuilder: > AGENTS <
  308. TwinBuilder: - Brine
  309. - The Employer
  310. - Binary Prime
  311. - The Shadow
  312. - Chara
  313. - An Enemy Stand
  314. - Fallen Star
  315. - Oblivion
  316. - Lorde Ehnglesh
  317. - Joaje
  318. - Funnymimes
  319. - The Critic
  320. EXIT | NEXT
  321. Jondanger23: >NEXT
  322. Cyanogynist: >Joaje
  323. TwinBuilder: ((bluh, stopping))
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