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*WARNING THIS STORY IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!*
Virtue War I *and before you ask YES IT DID HAPPEN ((This all happened during i13 of CoH/CoV)) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)v THE BIG BANG bangeded through NIGGER War I *HONESTLY NOT LYING!* wants to add just do so...* of how the normallities of the zone was turned into a land of hatred...it began a week before the war...it all happened years ago...I was patroling as normal when I heard a cry for help...only when I came to the area I was attacked by Lotus Inquisitor...she said that this was all a trap..and added this, "I'm going to kill you...I really am." I then felt my mind being set on fire...she was mentally attacking me! I tried my best to defeat her but she ended up overpowering me...she was about to strike the final blow when I heard a man say, "No...not yet...make him SUFFER!" I was then approached by the villain Bloodgrin... He nodded to Lotus and she began slicing at my torso making it seem like a Kitty scratch tower...she then swung her blade and severred one of my arms...I screamed as she continued....she then sliced the other one off...this was just for torture!!! I thought I was done for when I was saved by a few heroes...I couldn't remember because it was getting hazy...blackening..I only heard Lotus say this, "I will kill you someday. You can bet on that." I was taken to the hospital where I gained robotic arms..((Note this happened years ago...I was mutated so I got new organic arms...)) I went out the hospital swearing to kill Arachnos Operatives...Including the one who nearly killed me. Days of serching became monotanous as I kept running into dead ends...Until saturday. She found me and like she said she was planning on killing me...she wanted my skull for her own, I was ready this time...I drew out my katana *I have diffrent alts so if I say I'm using something diffrent I am using an alt* and fought...it was diffrent...she was angry because I could suddenly get some hits...she was interuptted the villain Arachnos Elite. He tried to kill me but was stopped by Lotus...STABBING him in the back! I turned my attention to Lotus who tried to impale me..I dodged once I get the reflexes going its hard to trace me...even with a machine gun. I got behind her and snapped her neck. next week..on the day before the war I ran into 2 arachnos operatives...they were both elite...Elmer Gorbulorp and Bane Spider Elite, They both attacked but Elmer backed off letting his friend fight. I easily overpowered Bane Spider Elite but didn't kill him because Elmer interupted the death blow. I ran into Bane Spider Elite again but he was helped...his bane mace actually made contact with my gut...if you don't think that hurts your crazy. I survived because IceFire assisted me long enough for me to medevac to the hosp. I ran into Bane Spider Elite for the final time on a building close to the Hero base...I fought with all my might and so did Bane Spider Elite...but I managed to get a good amount of power and brought my sword down on him despite him blocking with his mace...the mace broke and I cut through his armor, I went and grabbed Bane Spider Elite's body and held it up high, "When I kill someone...THEY STAY DEAD!!!!!" I screamed as I threw the corpse off the building...I noticed that Bane Spider Elite had a grin on his face...he faced his death with honor and dignity. A crack sound later I felt guilt. Elmer then approached me and said, "He was my friend...I'm afraid your actions have caused a war..be prepared tomorrow." I was creeped out...I found out what he ment the next day *DUH*

The hero army was gathering up and so were the villains...it was not going to be pretty. I felt the longest 12 seconds ever...as the bells rung...but then I heard the call, "CHARGE!!!!" I ran seeing a few heroes clipped during the charge itself...but we made contact and the war began...it wasn't a pretty sight...AA Platforms stopped all hopes of an air attack but I along with several heroes scaled the platform...several were killed in the process...a dom unleashed gravity power and crushed a friend of mine uing a ton of cinderblocks and bricks...which caused part of the platform to become no longer a part of the building..it fell and killed 5 heroes and 3 villains and several Longbow...but we managed to reach the top of the platform...only to see Hangman's Joke being hit with a katana, he then fell off the parapet bleeding. I flew into a rage and attacked...destroying the AA turret. I ran into Alistair who attacked, he and I were evenly matched but he was called away by the fact that another hero *IceFire* jumping in and saving my worhtless hide. I was attacked by a ninja! 3 battles followed...I won the first one but an MM blinded me with toxins...I killed the MM soon after, the second battle the Ninja won but I was saved by a Rikti Dropship that was being piloted by 100 heroes..the last time was not so much a fight as it was more of the ninja running like a coward..I managed to catch up with him and Brought the katana down on his head...it split the head in 2 like a watermellon! the amazing thing was that the MM was shooting at me the whole time and I wasn't even slowed...it was like being hit with sand...but once I turned my attention to the MM I felt pain, I killed the MM and collapsed myself...it was poisoned Bullets! I crawled to saftey and took a medpack from its hiding spot...I watched as the dropship was hit by a big blue beam *AN ION CANNON!!!!* causing it to barrel into an arachnos flyer and crash into several buildings...killng alot of civilians, the flyer crashed into 5 buildings..including one that had the man who would later become Calculated Cataclysm...I got up with new vigor...just to be challenged by the villain commander Elmer *me and Elmer were the commanders...I led the heroes and Elmer led the villains* We battled in the sanctioned spot known as the hot dog stands...lightning crashed every time my sword hit his gun *hes STILL a wolf spider and is STILL alive!* he fired several shots which destroyed buildings every time his bullets came in contact with the katana! I was shot enough to finally give up..I was bleeding and was scarred at the cheek *its very hidden* I managed to leave a scar on Elmer's eye *he's hidden it as well *good ol' Facemakers** Elmer decided to spare me...and left me to lie there bleeding..but I was grabbed by Bloodgrin who dragged me to Randall's Ruins

Bloodgrin snarled at me, "YOU IDIOT! YOU ARE CAUSING MORE PROBLEMS FOR ME THAN I THOUGHT!!! argh...my plans on taking over arachnos will go on soon...but what if bert finds out...DAMNIT! if he finds out he'll wear my skin and bones as a hat!" I smiled at the thought of this "Bert" skinning Bloodgrin alive...*Bert was the grand villain behind it all...all of the suffering in CoX* Bloodgrin looked at me with Murder in his eyes, "I had almost forgot that you were still here...well I don't want witnesses so.." He grabbed me and pushed my head into the water...he was trying to drown me! I struggled but he was too strong...just when I thought I would die in spite of all that work I heard a gunshot and the pressure was gone..I lifted my head soon after and took deep breaths, Elmer was standing there and Bloodgrin was on the floor with a bullet hole in his head and blood emerging from the body, "Look...theres no time...This place is soon to get REALLY hot! Take cover!" Elmer had said to me before he hightailed it to his base...I saw what he ment later as I saw a NUKE ((From Warburg)) about to hit the city...there was no way to prevent it..the nuke hit causing a huge explosion! the flash was unable to blind me...I was amazed *only later did I find out that I had a hud installed into my Cerebrum Cortex* the blast knocked me backwards...I lost conciousness as the blast nearly reached my spot with no sign of stopping!

I was in a room...black in color with few details...all around the walls was the discription of the nuclear blast...not good...on the floor was blood...everywhere..I heard the screams of the dead, dying, and the damned! I woke up bleeding...I saw the devestation of the nuke...I looked and saw the old ruins of a Fallout shelter...but it had barely any walls and NO DOOR! how did it protect me? someone up there was protecting me...I stepped out of the shelter and saw terror...pure terror...I stare upon Siren's Call all ruined. Due to an action of a demon's minion...I walked into the city and saw ashes and scorched bone...pure terror...I was lucky to survive...I ran into Elmer and another friend of his, Drank...Drank only spoke german with english mix...I saw Kid Bladez arrive not too much later..the only other survivor who hadn't left Siren's...after a cup of tea me and elmer decided that the war couldn't continue..battle would sure continue but not all out warfare...a treaty was signed in favor of the few survivors *99 thousand heroes and 99 thousand villains....98 thousand from each side were killed so 2000 thousand remained..1000 per side...thats a few to me* and the war was thus over....and after a bomb scheme was foiled Siren's was rebuilt. with the corpses and ash piles taken to Bloody Bay Graveyard *visit there if you ever want to see the graves and tombs of those lost* the war was almost forgotten..people like me prefer to remember...for those who cannot...for those who find that remembering is no longer an option....